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Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
Last Login:7/11/2014
Location:Norway
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#9 - ******* is pretty much the point of Slaanesh  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2014 on Cult of Slaanesh. +3
User avatar #13 - siriusfakk (05/16/2014) [-]
Its more like LSD + Fucking + Desire and everything.....
#52 - Picture 05/16/2014 on they sure are +1
#7 - Picture  [+] (24 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Cult of Slaanesh. +6
#57 - dirtymullet (05/17/2014) [-]
#63 - dirtymullet (05/19/2014) [-]
#58 - felixjarl (05/17/2014) [-]
You would not happen to have more of the sort?
#16 - siriusfakk (05/16/2014) [-]
Exactly.
#36 - felixjarl (05/16/2014) [-]
Oh man i miss the ''wtf is this and why is it turning me on'' threads.
User avatar #37 - siriusfakk (05/16/2014) [-]
felixjarl; LOL !
#38 - felixjarl (05/16/2014) [-]
#40 - siriusfakk (05/16/2014) [-]
I fucking love you for that !
#41 - felixjarl (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey i am doing this mostly for myself(nostalgia), that and to tempt fate.
User avatar #42 - siriusfakk (05/16/2014) [-]
Yeah and the way the funny part came was awesome, you know we don't laugh loudly on FJ so much...
Um, why does that Tau chick's armor has SS on it ? Or is it just me seeing things ?... Very nice work anyway.
#43 - felixjarl (05/16/2014) [-]
Wait, you remember my threads?

Also for the tau i have no idea.
User avatar #44 - siriusfakk (05/16/2014) [-]
Actually, I don't, I'm not so old in FJ sadly... I'm even new to 40K universe itself
( 1 year or so ! )
#45 - felixjarl (05/16/2014) [-]
Hmm i thought you did. Well the thing was that i used to post a lot of shit like this a year back because so many people would find it part disgusting part arousing. I found the way people reacted very funny.

Also i always made sure to leave a special threat at the end of the thread. Many lols were had those days
User avatar #46 - siriusfakk (05/16/2014) [-]
if you think about it, you helped internet learn moar about the lore through sexyness, weirdness, and most importantly 'lolz'. Its like being a disciple or a missionary of the 40K lore/universe.
I would be proud. And I am a little jealous right now.
#47 - felixjarl (05/16/2014) [-]
It was a weird quest, had to spent several hours on various porn sites to find that was borderline.

Do you have idea how hard it is to find borderline on porn sites?
#48 - siriusfakk (05/16/2014) [-]
I can only not even imagine... That is indeed a very cool challenge though... Damn... I wish I was more of a hentai-person tho lol
#49 - felixjarl (05/16/2014) [-]
Funny thing is, i am not one myself.

I do this purely because i like to cause random boners.
User avatar #50 - siriusfakk (05/16/2014) [-]
Haha that is '' so chaos '' ^^
#51 - felixjarl (05/16/2014) [-]
Chaos indeed my friend.

But you know that little special treat i mentioned?

Enjoy
#52 - siriusfakk (05/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - jonnyfrosty (05/16/2014) [-]
isnt that pretty much exactly the infernal train from Alice: Madness returns? Whats that got to do with warhammer40k?
#18 - thefrazdude (05/16/2014) [-]
Same art style
User avatar #55 - jonnyfrosty (05/17/2014) [-]
Nah man, I google'd the image, its art to Alice: Madness returns
User avatar #10 - googleoverlords (05/16/2014) [-]
Omphalos Daemonium?
#42 - Dude, make content out of this. 05/15/2014 on so true +10
#174 - Use it on the regular boards, but remove it from content and N… 05/15/2014 on Should I removed latest... +1
#7 - Picture 05/15/2014 on Magical Mystical Beast +2
#21 - But some of the people who enter this are sometimes able to wo… 05/15/2014 on special olympics oc 0
#39 - Picture 05/15/2014 on Nobody's Perfect 2 +1
#37 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Nobody's Perfect 2 +4
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#13 - But we got a comment section which we can be proud of. 05/15/2014 on Your wars are pointless +3
#25 - Of all the templates they had to use this one? 05/15/2014 on Sometimes you should follow... +8
#15 - Picture 05/14/2014 on we are whating 0
#4 - Well that is interesting. Thought women getting panic and goin… 05/14/2014 on Rat invades the office +43
#43 - My eyes hurt now.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on reading 500 wpm +103
#214 - Iamawsomo (05/15/2014) [-]
#30 - The name of the main character is on the gif. … 05/14/2014 on "Draw Me Like 1 Of Those... +6
#34 - And you think i would have created this joke without knowing that? 05/14/2014 on Cats have always been jerks 0
#121 - You would not by any chance be a friend of crazy hassan?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on swolecamel's profile 0
User avatar #124 - swolecamel (05/14/2014) [-]
He's a friend of a friend
#11 - Hey, if we are going to be flooded with furry porn. I…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/14/2014 on "Draw Me Like 1 Of Those... +24
#40 - jackmanagan (05/14/2014) [-]
i know you did not just start a katia thread and not invite me.

im getting flagged for this and i know it
#22 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
That is a good webcomic and and adorable gif of it.
Also a relatively valid point.
GG
#29 - albinohummingbird (05/14/2014) [-]
oooh, which webcomic is this?
User avatar #36 - lavitts (05/14/2014) [-]
"How to make a cat cry"
#30 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
The name of the main character is on the gif.

www.prequeladventure.com

Just for you so you dont need to google it.
#20 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
or just none at all
#56 - The path of 2 different flour based desserts is the way to damnation!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on How the platypus was created 0
#57 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Nope
#54 - Just pancakes.... They are not pancakes, and never wi…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2014 on How the platypus was created 0
#55 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
I've tasted both of these delicious foods. Why can't you do the same thing?
#56 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
The path of 2 different flour based desserts is the way to damnation!
#57 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Nope
#51 - Right listen up you famous fondler of young horses. If i had w…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2014 on How the platypus was created 0
#53 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Waffles are just pancakes with squares all over them. Just accept the truth
#54 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Just pancakes....

They are not pancakes, and never will be. When you go to a church with food, what do you get? That is right, waffles. Not pancakes. Because pancakes is the work of the devil and all his imps. Cant you see with your eyes that the difference in liquid/flour is different? What evil powers have turned you so that you cannot see your errors?
#55 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
I've tasted both of these delicious foods. Why can't you do the same thing?
#56 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
The path of 2 different flour based desserts is the way to damnation!
#57 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Nope
#49 - Hold on, eat a **** . Are you telling me …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/14/2014 on How the platypus was created 0
#50 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
No you idiot
#51 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Right listen up you famous fondler of young horses. If i had wanted cuntwipe pancakes i would not be on this cesspit of weak flour.

What you want is glorious glorious waffles, steaming of pure delight and taste which can shatter city blocks in a single bite. Now that is a good fuck, so i demand a good fuck!
#53 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Waffles are just pancakes with squares all over them. Just accept the truth
#54 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Just pancakes....

They are not pancakes, and never will be. When you go to a church with food, what do you get? That is right, waffles. Not pancakes. Because pancakes is the work of the devil and all his imps. Cant you see with your eyes that the difference in liquid/flour is different? What evil powers have turned you so that you cannot see your errors?
#55 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
I've tasted both of these delicious foods. Why can't you do the same thing?
#56 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
The path of 2 different flour based desserts is the way to damnation!
#57 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Nope
#46 - Wait wait wait wait. That is not giving a ****…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/14/2014 on How the platypus was created 0
#47 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Try eating one, it taste good
#49 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Hold on, eat a fuck.

Are you telling me to suck a dick?
#50 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
No you idiot
#51 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Right listen up you famous fondler of young horses. If i had wanted cuntwipe pancakes i would not be on this cesspit of weak flour.

What you want is glorious glorious waffles, steaming of pure delight and taste which can shatter city blocks in a single bite. Now that is a good fuck, so i demand a good fuck!
#53 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Waffles are just pancakes with squares all over them. Just accept the truth
#54 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Just pancakes....

They are not pancakes, and never will be. When you go to a church with food, what do you get? That is right, waffles. Not pancakes. Because pancakes is the work of the devil and all his imps. Cant you see with your eyes that the difference in liquid/flour is different? What evil powers have turned you so that you cannot see your errors?
#55 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
I've tasted both of these delicious foods. Why can't you do the same thing?
#56 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
The path of 2 different flour based desserts is the way to damnation!
#57 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Nope
#44 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 05/14/2014 on How the platypus was created +2
User avatar #69 - wardylocks (05/14/2014) [-]
but yet david karp is rolling in money and admin is asking for it from his users
yes tumblr is such a bad website wow
#45 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
#46 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Wait wait wait wait.

That is not giving a fuck, that is eating a fuck.
#47 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Try eating one, it taste good
#49 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Hold on, eat a fuck.

Are you telling me to suck a dick?
#50 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
No you idiot
#51 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Right listen up you famous fondler of young horses. If i had wanted cuntwipe pancakes i would not be on this cesspit of weak flour.

What you want is glorious glorious waffles, steaming of pure delight and taste which can shatter city blocks in a single bite. Now that is a good fuck, so i demand a good fuck!
#53 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Waffles are just pancakes with squares all over them. Just accept the truth
#54 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
Just pancakes....

They are not pancakes, and never will be. When you go to a church with food, what do you get? That is right, waffles. Not pancakes. Because pancakes is the work of the devil and all his imps. Cant you see with your eyes that the difference in liquid/flour is different? What evil powers have turned you so that you cannot see your errors?
#55 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
I've tasted both of these delicious foods. Why can't you do the same thing?
#56 - felixjarl (05/14/2014) [-]
The path of 2 different flour based desserts is the way to damnation!
#57 - knightgiver (05/14/2014) [-]
Nope
#8 - Either from houses or the streets. Which is why it is…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2014 on Who would harm this cute... +1
#9 - kanedam (05/14/2014) [-]
you seem to miss the point...

if there weren't so many people taking up pets because they dont want to be alone there wouldnt be so many pets in the shelters to begin with.
#13 - lastweek (05/14/2014) [-]
Animals that are brought into shelters are neutered, they can't reproduce, the end.
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#2745 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
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This is a thought I originally got in a discussion about why homosexuality exists in humans at all. It is a theory and should not be used in a pure scientific debate.

The original idea is that about altruism, that something are good for a pack as a whole but might be bad for a certain individual. Example a individual who makes a noise to warn of incoming predators but therefore makes the predator locate the one who made the noise.

One thought I have been brewing on is that homosexuality developed as a tool for us to survive. Humans are a pack species. And to work better as a pack we need to know and care for the other members of the pack. Now what if homosexuality developed as a way for us to bond deeper than just normal friendship.

We are more willing to help someone we have a relationship with than someone who we don't, be it lover, one night stand or commitment. One good example is the sacred band of Thebes, a Greek city state with a 300 soldier elite unit. This unit consisted of 150 pairs of homosexual ****** . They were so willing to fight for their loved ones that they would fight like beasts. As anyone would for the person they cared the most about.

Many people in their teens will often develop bisexuality or full homosexuality which passes over in a few years. Many times creating lasting friendship even after they have lost their interest in these people sexually.
So what if it truly is like that? A way that makes it easier for the pack to survive at the expense of a few member who will not reproduce.
User avatar #2847 - fukkenname (07/03/2014) [-]
Long live the king

miss you bbz
#2828 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Hey you. How've you been?
#2829 to #2828 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Finer than a long time, just been a long walk uphill lately.


Also i started to catch up on a old interest. See if you can recognize it.
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Literally just took a big walk? Or metaphorical?

Not a clue. All that comes to mind is Vengarls armor from Dark Souls 2, but i know that's not it. Whats it from?
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Metaphorical in a positive light.


Well it is form the ancient game puzzle pirates, launched in 2002 i think.
#2832 to #2831 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Well good! Sounds like life is treating you well.

And i never played it, seems vaguely familiar, like a friend played it or something...

<--- thats vengarl's armor btw, you can see where i got /some/ comparison, Bears and redness and kilts and all
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Like a very simplified version yes. 12 years of graphical updates sure makes it different.

So how is DS2 for you?
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
DS2 was fun. Beat it once, and played through most of a second time. I know i'll enjoy it again later, but replaying so soon again after got boring for me. I'll get on another kick eventually.

Whatcha been up to lately? Also, any idea when vol 3 of Dreamkeepers will be released online? (im too poor to buy up the books)
#2835 to #2834 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Afraid i do not have any knowledge of that, found a file of piratebay once through a random board. So i assume it has been released.
#2836 to #2835 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
#2837 to #2836 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Do you have any knowledge of a volume 4? Planed,? creating?
User avatar #2839 to #2837 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh **** , just looked, they recently had to evacuate to avoid a fire in their area... wao
#2840 to #2839 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fire even. The pleasure of a dry climate. Here fire is something that is measured is meters not cities.

Atleast i hope they are okey.
#2841 to #2840 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
#2842 to #2841 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Snowstorm. Bring it.
Hail. easy
Flood. No problem

County spanning fires. Dear lord. I was not even aware those things could get so big.
#2843 to #2842 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, if it comes down from the sky, it doesnt really bother me. But fires and quakes worry me horribly. There's only one building in my entire town that is taller than the local trees. A quake could bring em down, hell strong winds have brought trees down on houses.

tis worrisome at times
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
And how long are those trees?

Also this will be my last reply. going to bed now. See you some other time broski.
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
The trees around my house average 50 feet high? something like that. Gnight felix
#2838 to #2837 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
absolutely positively no idea, and i've been paying attention. After they moved into their new place they've been highly uncommunicative... I mean they still chat on their twitter a bit, but not much about the comic
#2827 to #2826 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2825 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#2824 - kimilsung ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**kimilsung rolled image** Here, receive this magnificent roll
User avatar #2822 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
Rejoice.
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
he did this on my profile too.
User avatar #2814 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
are you using your funnyjunk points?
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Not really, but i am rather fond of them.
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't suppose there'd be a way for you to slide a few my way?
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
not really, though the tickets are yours if you want them.
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
oh, I'd love 'em
User avatar #2819 to #2818 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
send me a trade and take em.
#2807 - sotalokki (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm too lazy to write so here you go. It should give a quick overview about your question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090617182242AAkufqI
#2808 to #2807 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
User avatar #2804 - megpoidgumibear (05/04/2014) [-]
can i have all of your pictures with a mouth
#2805 to #2804 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
soooooo. every picture i have of mammals, insects, fish and various other creatures?
User avatar #2801 - superstephtime (05/02/2014) [-]
Songify This - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT (now on iTunes) -- a song about loving cats hey sexy
#2802 to #2801 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah i will skip that video.   
   
Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
yeah i will skip that video.

Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
#2799 - giffythetoad ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2792 - giffythetoad ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
u kicw tiy, nleuya.
#2793 to #2792 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. Now we talking mate.   
   
It is really nice to have you back here.
Oh yeah. Now we talking mate.

It is really nice to have you back here.
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