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Video Games Played: Tf2,n strategy
Interests: Talk history to me
Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
Last Login:10/24/2014
Location:Norway
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#26 - God damn ******* spoilers man.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Cyborg Support Group 0
User avatar #28 - danilawleit (09/19/2013) [-]
I suppose I should've thought about that.

Can I pay you back with Hellsing gifs
#30 - felixjarl (09/19/2013) [-]
I got 6000 image folder, i think i will pass.
#32 - danilawleit (09/19/2013) [-]
Then I'll just leave this here and be on my way.
#33 - felixjarl (09/19/2013) [-]
So long mate, and for the love of odin, keep your spoiler in your pant.
#34 - danilawleit (09/19/2013) [-]
I promise.
#6 - I am disappointed in you OP. I wanted to see someone get hurt … 09/19/2013 on The wheel, metal and brawn. -1
#12 - Picture 09/19/2013 on Identity theft is a crime,... +1
#20 - Picture 09/19/2013 on derk suls +7
#48 - Picture 09/19/2013 on Post About the bieb 0
#10 - To the rescue. 09/19/2013 on look what i can do... +3
#6 - Jeans, hiding boners since 1872.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Pants +2
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (09/19/2013) [-]
Why hide it?
Oh right, because 6 inches is boring.
User avatar #10 - mustlol (09/19/2013) [-]
A lot of girls can only take 6
User avatar #13 - heartlessrobot (09/19/2013) [-]
You don't have to use the whole length, and longer typically means wider. Width causes more pleasure than length for the most part. And you can get more length in the back door than the front one. Also, I'd be looking for the other gender as well as girls, if I weren't taken.
#26 - It is because he is one of the best reaction guys there is. He…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on oh look at that 0
#28 - butterisgood (09/19/2013) [-]
True.
#44 - Picture 09/19/2013 on Wow +6
#23 - it was made of this sit in a request thread. so i am not reall…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2013 on oh look at that 0
#25 - butterisgood (09/19/2013) [-]
You use graphics cat a lot.

i'm telling so you know that someone noticed
#26 - felixjarl (09/19/2013) [-]
It is because he is one of the best reaction guys there is. He can say all in one picture.
#28 - butterisgood (09/19/2013) [-]
True.
#12 - Lead is much more solid, some rocks you crack into 2 and don't…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/19/2013 on clever +6
User avatar #32 - ivoryhammer (09/19/2013) [-]
And lead can poison a person
User avatar #33 - felixjarl (09/19/2013) [-]
*gets skull bashed in by flying ball so that brain matter floats out*

Doctor: he died by lead poisoning.

User avatar #34 - ivoryhammer (09/19/2013) [-]
Well if one gets imbedded somewhere in your body that's not lethal it could kill you after a while.
User avatar #42 - thinegame (09/19/2013) [-]
Nobody gave a shit about lead poisoning back then. Hades, they drank from lead goblets sometimes.
User avatar #60 - felixjarl (09/20/2013) [-]
Not just sometimes, make it almost all the time.
User avatar #36 - felixjarl (09/19/2013) [-]
Doctor: today we are going to place a 160 gram lead ball inside a human being without killing him.
User avatar #38 - ivoryhammer (09/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, in the modern era, the Greeks/Romans couldn't do that, think of the American Civil War, instead of removing a bullet, they would often just amputate. Which many people didn't survive.
User avatar #40 - felixjarl (09/19/2013) [-]
The difference here is somewhere around 120-80 gram worth of lead. Also one of them was built to penetrate flesh and do havoc inside, the other one was designed to smash organs and break bones.
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/19/2013) [-]
High density bitch.
User avatar #26 - silverzepher (09/19/2013) [-]
and you could shape lead, and make it different weights.
#13 - schmitty (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh ok, that makes sense.
#26 - On dark boring days i have often wondered on this phrase, is i…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Vegan +1
User avatar #28 - squiresparkle (09/19/2013) [-]
Glass.
User avatar #29 - plainarcane (09/19/2013) [-]
Or jellyfish maybe?
#24 - Picture 09/19/2013 on Vegan -7
#23 - Picture 09/19/2013 on 3 Hours Left +1
#10 - Romans did also use this, some notorious ones include: This on…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2013 on clever +9
User avatar #31 - theracistpanda (09/19/2013) [-]
Some translated roughly to "From __, tell your mother I said hi"
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/19/2013) [-]
I also remember this one: Let's go bowling, your cousin Roman
#56 - gerfox (09/19/2013) [-]
"That's for not bowling with me - Roman"
#9 - More wealthy slingers would often use lead bullets instead. Mu…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/19/2013 on clever +7
User avatar #11 - schmitty (09/19/2013) [-]
Wouldn't the rocks be better for killing someone rather than lead? Lead is softer than the rocks and would most likely flatten against the person not transferring as much energy as the rocks.
User avatar #44 - CaptainWaffles (09/19/2013) [-]
Lead isn't as soft as you think it is. At high speeds, it does deform easier, but we're talking several hundred fps. Also, the deformation would also cause more energy to be transfered (which wouldn't be much deformation as it would take very significant speeds approaching that of the speed of sound), whereas a rock would bounce off transferring less kinetic energy.
User avatar #12 - felixjarl (09/19/2013) [-]
Lead is much more solid, some rocks you crack into 2 and don't do a much damage. +Aerodynamics, they were just better shaped.

I am certain there is a lot more to it thought that i am not aware of.
User avatar #32 - ivoryhammer (09/19/2013) [-]
And lead can poison a person
User avatar #33 - felixjarl (09/19/2013) [-]
*gets skull bashed in by flying ball so that brain matter floats out*

Doctor: he died by lead poisoning.

User avatar #34 - ivoryhammer (09/19/2013) [-]
Well if one gets imbedded somewhere in your body that's not lethal it could kill you after a while.
User avatar #42 - thinegame (09/19/2013) [-]
Nobody gave a shit about lead poisoning back then. Hades, they drank from lead goblets sometimes.
User avatar #60 - felixjarl (09/20/2013) [-]
Not just sometimes, make it almost all the time.
User avatar #36 - felixjarl (09/19/2013) [-]
Doctor: today we are going to place a 160 gram lead ball inside a human being without killing him.
User avatar #38 - ivoryhammer (09/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, in the modern era, the Greeks/Romans couldn't do that, think of the American Civil War, instead of removing a bullet, they would often just amputate. Which many people didn't survive.
User avatar #40 - felixjarl (09/19/2013) [-]
The difference here is somewhere around 120-80 gram worth of lead. Also one of them was built to penetrate flesh and do havoc inside, the other one was designed to smash organs and break bones.
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/19/2013) [-]
High density bitch.
User avatar #26 - silverzepher (09/19/2013) [-]
and you could shape lead, and make it different weights.
#13 - schmitty (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh ok, that makes sense.
#37 - You are dead, you cannot talk. 09/19/2013 on Oh Man, Too Many Feels... +23
#3 - Why are you not reading it? 09/19/2013 on Grandma why 0
#7 - Why not both?  [+] (11 new replies) 09/19/2013 on But seriously, which is... +122
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#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/20/2013) [-]
How long have you been waiting to use that?
User avatar #14 - harbingerwolf (09/19/2013) [-]
"Hmm, i should save that picture, never know when i'll find bear and stormtrooper relevant content."
#17 - felixjarl (09/19/2013) [-]
I got a 6000 file folder. Try me.
User avatar #31 - thewasteland (09/20/2013) [-]
Moar like this image, i find it strangely hilarious
#32 - felixjarl (09/20/2013) [-]
Well i got this, and then i got a shitload of HFY
#35 - thewasteland (09/20/2013) [-]
Please as much as you can, even more so if it involves Russian accent
#36 - felixjarl (09/20/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4786683/Humans+are+badass/15#15

Not exactly the same but i hope this might pleasure your raging erection
User avatar #26 - niggastolemyname (09/20/2013) [-]
ww1 era political cartoons
#33 - felixjarl (09/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #49 - niggastolemyname (09/20/2013) [-]
all of you isded pictures
#21 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2013 on 3 Hours Left +2
#22 - cmndrfatty (09/19/2013) [-]
#23 - felixjarl (09/19/2013) [-]
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on Wai wuh? +1
#70 - cormy (09/20/2013) [-]
Deer God.
#16 - Picture 09/19/2013 on Evidence is delicious +2
#26 - Picture 09/19/2013 on Watch Closely 0
#28 - Pardon me for asking but, who could have taken that picture? W…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Wow +1
User avatar #43 - dashgamer (09/19/2013) [-]
The crew of the Enola Gay, fuckface.
#44 - felixjarl (09/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #38 - galgawine (09/19/2013) [-]
the guys who dropped the bomb
#37 - drillaz (09/19/2013) [-]
We've actually had satellites since the Egyptians.
User avatar #70 - masdercheef (09/19/2013) [-]
Technically we've had satellite(s) for ages, ever since the Moon started orbiting. Artificial satellites are a completely different story.
#71 - drillaz (09/19/2013) [-]
You wanna get hit?
User avatar #73 - masdercheef (09/19/2013) [-]
Maybe I do. Maybe I'm into that kind of stuff. Perhaps the thought of whips and chains upon my flesh excites me. You'll never be able to prove anything.
#76 - drillaz (09/19/2013) [-]
If I touch your wiener and you cry I'll know the truth
#75 - si bir dikkiq rgw suaxi runw. vw! rgw suaxi runw.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on Typos are never acceptable. 0
#76 - blokrokker (09/19/2013) [-]
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#2862 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2856 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
You seem familiar... I feel a deja vu
#2857 to #2856 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Killing me aint easy.
#2858 to #2857 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Funny. Mistook you with someone else, but my first comment is still valid.

Didn't we just agree to disagree to prevent a flame war about something?

**** man I'm bored, talk to me.
#2859 to #2858 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Was top commentator for a couple months might be where you found me.

And the flame war thingy, it does sound like a lot of the discussion i have here so i would not blank the option.
#2860 to #2859 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you were top commenter. Your posts were gud.

Welp I can barely keep my eyelids open, but don't you think this is my last visit here.
#2861 to #2860 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
Until next dawn friend.
User avatar #2855 - fukkenname (08/01/2014) [-]
Did you post a selfie yet

Because you should
User avatar #2852 - theaznreclaimer (07/30/2014) [-]
every now and then i go back to that huge ass thread titled humanity **** YEAH you posted a while back. man thats some good **** yo
#2853 to #2852 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh man, you have no idea how much time i have spent on HFY since that thread.

Should check this out. It is not /tg/ quality but it is somewhat decent. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #2848 - felixjarl ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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**felixjarl rolls 4**
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User avatar #2847 - fukkenname (07/03/2014) [-]
Long live the king

miss you bbz
#2828 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Hey you. How've you been?
#2829 to #2828 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Finer than a long time, just been a long walk uphill lately.


Also i started to catch up on a old interest. See if you can recognize it.
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Literally just took a big walk? Or metaphorical?

Not a clue. All that comes to mind is Vengarls armor from Dark Souls 2, but i know that's not it. Whats it from?
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Metaphorical in a positive light.


Well it is form the ancient game puzzle pirates, launched in 2002 i think.
#2832 to #2831 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Well good! Sounds like life is treating you well.

And i never played it, seems vaguely familiar, like a friend played it or something...

<--- thats vengarl's armor btw, you can see where i got /some/ comparison, Bears and redness and kilts and all
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Like a very simplified version yes. 12 years of graphical updates sure makes it different.

So how is DS2 for you?
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
DS2 was fun. Beat it once, and played through most of a second time. I know i'll enjoy it again later, but replaying so soon again after got boring for me. I'll get on another kick eventually.

Whatcha been up to lately? Also, any idea when vol 3 of Dreamkeepers will be released online? (im too poor to buy up the books)
#2835 to #2834 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Afraid i do not have any knowledge of that, found a file of piratebay once through a random board. So i assume it has been released.
#2836 to #2835 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
Alright. The prequel has been horribly entertaining as always. I hope they get back in the swing of updates again soonish
#2837 to #2836 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Do you have any knowledge of a volume 4? Planed,? creating?
User avatar #2839 to #2837 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Oh **** , just looked, they recently had to evacuate to avoid a fire in their area... wao
#2840 to #2839 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Fire even. The pleasure of a dry climate. Here fire is something that is measured is meters not cities.

Atleast i hope they are okey.
#2841 to #2840 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
Around here, it tends to be measured in hundreds of acres...
#2842 to #2841 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Snowstorm. Bring it.
Hail. easy
Flood. No problem

County spanning fires. Dear lord. I was not even aware those things could get so big.
#2843 to #2842 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, if it comes down from the sky, it doesnt really bother me. But fires and quakes worry me horribly. There's only one building in my entire town that is taller than the local trees. A quake could bring em down, hell strong winds have brought trees down on houses.

tis worrisome at times
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
And how long are those trees?

Also this will be my last reply. going to bed now. See you some other time broski.
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
The trees around my house average 50 feet high? something like that. Gnight felix
#2838 to #2837 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
absolutely positively no idea, and i've been paying attention. After they moved into their new place they've been highly uncommunicative... I mean they still chat on their twitter a bit, but not much about the comic
#2827 to #2826 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#2824 - kimilsung (06/19/2014) [-]
**kimilsung rolled image** Here, receive this magnificent roll
User avatar #2822 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
Rejoice.
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - lordgeneral (06/19/2014) [-]
he did this on my profile too.
User avatar #2814 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
are you using your funnyjunk points?
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Not really, but i am rather fond of them.
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
I don't suppose there'd be a way for you to slide a few my way?
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
not really, though the tickets are yours if you want them.
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - lordgeneral (06/13/2014) [-]
oh, I'd love 'em
User avatar #2819 to #2818 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
send me a trade and take em.
#2807 - sotalokki (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm too lazy to write so here you go. It should give a quick overview about your question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090617182242AAkufqI
#2808 to #2807 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
Thanks mate. Although it does not mention anything of winter gear the side arm part was interesting.
User avatar #2804 - megpoidgumibear (05/04/2014) [-]
can i have all of your pictures with a mouth
#2805 to #2804 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
soooooo. every picture i have of mammals, insects, fish and various other creatures?
User avatar #2801 - superstephtime ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Songify This - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT (now on iTunes) -- a song about loving cats hey sexy
#2802 to #2801 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
yeah i will skip that video.   
   
Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
yeah i will skip that video.

Also if you want to get my attention a simple greeting is much more interesting, attractive and desired.
#2799 - giffythetoad ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
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