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Date Signed Up:7/13/2012
Last Login:4/21/2014
Location:Norway
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#13 - I see that we got a couple physic explanations here but i got …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Just, how? +23
User avatar #17 - ravertoby (04/13/2014) [-]
isnt that one of the guys from Steam Powered Giraffe?
User avatar #44 - ScottMJfan (04/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, Bunny.
#2 - It is not stupid.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Title +32
User avatar #21 - sciencexplain (04/13/2014) [-]
It is, though. The dog is collared, so if it starts drowning, he'll be choking it as he pulls it out. If he put a harness on the dog, he would pull it by its chest if it started drowning and it would be much safer. But still, smart to keep it controlled when it does what it wants.
#34 - Javapenguin (04/13/2014) [-]
the dog obviously wants to be in there hes a fucking dog they love swimming
User avatar #35 - sciencexplain (04/13/2014) [-]
I know. That's why I said it was doing what it wants.
User avatar #36 - Javapenguin (04/13/2014) [-]
didnt see that part sorry, thumb for u
#9 - Makes me think of the discworld death. He once had a …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/13/2014 on (untitled) +88
#102 - afreeti (04/13/2014) [-]
whenever someone mentions a book i havent read i get the urge to look it up
and i was not dissapointed
particularly when i read this gem
T
he paradoxical God of Evolution appears briefly in The Last Continent, where he is found 'sculpting' animals. Since he hasn't figured out reproduction yet, he makes every animal unique.

Although no-one believes in the God of Evolution, he survives thanks to his own strong belief. He does not believe in himself, because he is an atheist, but he believes in what he does.
User avatar #56 - dogziller (04/13/2014) [-]
oh hey discworld. love that series.
#28 - angelious (04/13/2014) [-]
also he is not just a normal horse...he is the most realest horse there is
#17 - pipeworks (04/13/2014) [-]
Binky.
The horse's name is Binky.
#20 - felixjarl (04/13/2014) [-]
#15 - So you are going to leave us without some wincest? 04/13/2014 on Onii-sama +8
#16 - Except some of them did actually only trigger after you remove… 04/13/2014 on Help me friend. +8
#85 - Shank 4 ****** at once. Shank 2 ****** … 04/13/2014 on Does anyone remember... +1
#496 - Hmmm seems like i can consider my curiosity sated. Any plans o…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on theannoyingFJguy's profile 0
User avatar #497 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
This week hopefully
#494 - Aye i did got that part. But why? What drives you to do it?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2014 on theannoyingFJguy's profile 0
User avatar #495 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
1. I find it kind of interesting
2. I need to make OC to keep my green text
#496 - felixjarl (04/13/2014) [-]
Hmmm seems like i can consider my curiosity sated. Any plans on when it comes out?
User avatar #497 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
This week hopefully
#13 - Picture 04/13/2014 on Marines captures Leopard +1
#489 - The recent mentions i have gotten because of you. the question…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/13/2014 on theannoyingFJguy's profile 0
User avatar #490 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
I was going to make a top users comp, that's why.
#494 - felixjarl (04/13/2014) [-]
Aye i did got that part.

But why? What drives you to do it?
User avatar #495 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
1. I find it kind of interesting
2. I need to make OC to keep my green text
#496 - felixjarl (04/13/2014) [-]
Hmmm seems like i can consider my curiosity sated. Any plans on when it comes out?
User avatar #497 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
This week hopefully
#20 - Picture  [+] (24 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Worse than the blue shell +60
User avatar #23 - scarmanagent (04/13/2014) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #49 - kingdaniel (04/13/2014) [-]
Art of the Instakill I'm a generous god
#24 - felixjarl (04/13/2014) [-]
#25 - scarmanagent (04/13/2014) [-]
yummy
so really what is it?
#26 - felixjarl (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't know.
User avatar #48 - kingdaniel (04/13/2014) [-]
Art of the Instakill I'm a generous god
#27 - scarmanagent (04/13/2014) [-]
But how will i ever know?
#28 - felixjarl (04/13/2014) [-]
You never will

*evil laughter*
#29 - scarmanagent (04/13/2014) [-]
Can anyone save the day?
#32 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
#33 - scarmanagent (04/13/2014) [-]
Are you serious?
Why do i always click every link i see. I'm not even gonna ask what the lemon party even was...
#34 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
did you click the other one?
User avatar #35 - scarmanagent (04/13/2014) [-]
Fuck no. its bad enough i get the Ricky roll thing but i'm not risking it. i thought we were cool anon.
#36 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
hey man, lemonparty is a well known site.
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
User avatar #37 - scarmanagent (04/13/2014) [-]
but i'm afraid.... i don't want to be hurt again.....
sooooo do you know the source?
#38 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
lemonparty isnt for the weak...

[spoiler] all joking aside here is the real source www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwNVQvygCNQ[/spoiler]
User avatar #39 - scarmanagent (04/13/2014) [-]
finally... its all over.......
thank you anon. i can die happily now..
We cool.
#40 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
but fo real doe

check out the party brah

dont be surprised if you start signing along
User avatar #41 - scarmanagent (04/13/2014) [-]
"One of the unholy trinity of internet pictures which all must witness to be 'jaded internet users' (tubgirl, goatse, and lemonparty), lemonparty is probably the tamest of the three by just being hardcore old man gay orgy sex. Believe me, the other two are worse.
*upon seeing lemonparty* OH GOD MY EYES!!!"
you trying to fool me anon?
#42 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
sorry... i thought you might like it or something..
User avatar #43 - scarmanagent (04/13/2014) [-]
i feel offended and pleased that you cared.
#44 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
thats all that an anon can really do

care about people... being offended
#30 - felixjarl (04/13/2014) [-]
There is no hope for you now.
#31 - scarmanagent (04/13/2014) [-]
it was too late...
#19 - Holy **** the story. Memories man. 04/13/2014 on Worse than the blue shell +2
#16 - Picture 04/13/2014 on Drs. Henry and Indiana... +8
#485 - Now i am starting to get the feeling that you are more ''about…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/13/2014 on theannoyingFJguy's profile 0
User avatar #487 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't even know what you mean
User avatar #489 - felixjarl (04/13/2014) [-]
The recent mentions i have gotten because of you. the questions asked. What are you doing and what are you planing for.
User avatar #490 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
I was going to make a top users comp, that's why.
#494 - felixjarl (04/13/2014) [-]
Aye i did got that part.

But why? What drives you to do it?
User avatar #495 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
1. I find it kind of interesting
2. I need to make OC to keep my green text
#496 - felixjarl (04/13/2014) [-]
Hmmm seems like i can consider my curiosity sated. Any plans on when it comes out?
User avatar #497 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
This week hopefully
#484 - Thus top of the lows. But good point mate. neve… 04/13/2014 on theannoyingFJguy's profile 0
#482 - Heh, weird to see that i am that low on the top scale.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on theannoyingFJguy's profile 0
User avatar #483 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
You are top 20 in a site of thousands
#484 - felixjarl (04/13/2014) [-]
Thus top of the lows.


But good point mate. never meant it like that.
#20 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on .. +4
#26 - thepandaking (04/13/2014) [-]
you heard 'em, jaegarbombastic... it's go time
User avatar #27 - jaegarbombastic (04/13/2014) [-]
Careful now. I might get you after I'm done with these fellas.
#27 - Picture 04/13/2014 on red oven birds building nest +27
#24 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2014 on red oven birds building nest +45
User avatar #28 - oxymoronking (04/13/2014) [-]
i rememer making that, or you used a different version
#26 - vampyrate (04/13/2014) [-]
#27 - felixjarl (04/13/2014) [-]
#21 - Oh hey, another one of these.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Someone had to say it +1
#247 - ihaveakeyboard (04/13/2014) [-]
what is this image from?
#8 - Picture 04/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
#192 - Hmmmm. that one is going to be really really usefull. 04/13/2014 on Furries 0
#38 - Sir bearington. The bear rouge reference. The most common 4cha…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Template below +5
User avatar #78 - psykobear (04/13/2014) [-]
...
...
Rogue.
#54 - furrynomous (04/13/2014) [-]
Of course.
User avatar #102 - RequieminMortis (04/13/2014) [-]
Funny enough, in the Shadowrun group I'm playing in, one of our players is a sentient, highly charismatic talking bear who serves as the party face. Nobody we've encountered has been phased by this.
User avatar #55 - frohtastic (04/13/2014) [-]
anyone have the one with the luchador grappling a dragon?
#57 - furrynomous (04/13/2014) [-]
Also have it.
User avatar #101 - RequieminMortis (04/13/2014) [-]
Also, there's a character in Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag called El Tiburon, and immediately the first thing I thought of when I found out was this greentext story.
#99 - RequieminMortis (04/13/2014) [-]
Of course, we can't be forgetting the best of them all, the Epic of Patrick O'Callahan.
User avatar #58 - frohtastic (04/13/2014) [-]
man, these dnd stories are the best.
User avatar #63 - furrynomous (04/13/2014) [-]
I've saved a few in a folder over time
#56 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
Ask and you shall receive.
#37 - Picture 04/12/2014 on Template below +14
#3 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on And the Oscar goes to.. +22
#5 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
Well that is what we humans do best
#18 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
Only if it destroys an eco-system, otherwise it's not grand enough.
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#2745 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
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This is a thought I originally got in a discussion about why homosexuality exists in humans at all. It is a theory and should not be used in a pure scientific debate.

The original idea is that about altruism, that something are good for a pack as a whole but might be bad for a certain individual. Example a individual who makes a noise to warn of incoming predators but therefore makes the predator locate the one who made the noise.

One thought I have been brewing on is that homosexuality developed as a tool for us to survive. Humans are a pack species. And to work better as a pack we need to know and care for the other members of the pack. Now what if homosexuality developed as a way for us to bond deeper than just normal friendship.

We are more willing to help someone we have a relationship with than someone who we don't, be it lover, one night stand or commitment. One good example is the sacred band of Thebes, a Greek city state with a 300 soldier elite unit. This unit consisted of 150 pairs of homosexual ****** . They were so willing to fight for their loved ones that they would fight like beasts. As anyone would for the person they cared the most about.

Many people in their teens will often develop bisexuality or full homosexuality which passes over in a few years. Many times creating lasting friendship even after they have lost their interest in these people sexually.
So what if it truly is like that? A way that makes it easier for the pack to survive at the expense of a few member who will not reproduce.
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User avatar #2774 to #2753 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
loss of memory, creativity and general brain activity.
#2775 to #2774 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
those are just rumors all that happen is you lose any and all morals
#2776 to #2775 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Which i am somewhat fond of.
#2778 to #2777 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
I never tried to make any fun.
#2779 to #2778 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
not even butsects?
#2756 to #2755 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Greetings
#2757 to #2756 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
how are you doing today darling, its been a while since we talked
#2758 to #2757 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Ages gone indeed.

Quite fine. Been a day of sweet sweet cooking.
#2759 to #2758 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
spent all day cooking and didnt make anything for me?

still loving the cat i see darling
#2760 to #2759 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
You never invited yourself for dinner.


And how could i ever get tired of this lovely chunck of fur?
#2761 to #2760 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
ah well i could always just eat your soul instead,

i suppose your right darling
User avatar #2762 to #2761 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Afraid that is one dinner party i will not create.
#2763 to #2762 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
what if i ask nicely darling?
#2764 to #2763 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Flattery does not work well on this spirit.
#2765 to #2764 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
kiss on the check and ask nicely?
#2766 to #2765 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Nay nay and trice be nay.
#2768 to #2767 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Because i consider my soul not something to be given on the first date.
#2770 to #2769 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
We have not even had our first. And sadly, i do not long for one.
#2771 to #2770 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
but souls are tasty and sugar free
#2772 to #2771 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
But rumours speak of unfortunate side effects of losing one.
#2773 to #2772 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
what kind of side effects do you mean
#2752 to #2751 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
the things i would do to your sweet ass....
#2747 - theannoyingFJguy **User deleted account** (04/11/2014) [-]
FJ "TOP COMMENTERS" QUIZ:   
Short answering these will help with my compilation.   
   
1. Got any nicknames?   
   
2. What are you well known for on FJ?   
   
3. Did you hit #1? When?   
   
4. Did you get Level 400? When?   
   
5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?   
   
6. Info about your mascot?   
   
7. Anything else interesting about you?   
   
If you answer these, thank you.
FJ "TOP COMMENTERS" QUIZ:
Short answering these will help with my compilation.

1. Got any nicknames?

2. What are you well known for on FJ?

3. Did you hit #1? When?

4. Did you get Level 400? When?

5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?

6. Info about your mascot?

7. Anything else interesting about you?

If you answer these, thank you.
User avatar #2748 to #2747 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
1. only those i share with close friends.
2. Cats mostly. I got a ******** of graphics cat.
3. Yes, i think it was one year ago and a few months in the winter. or the autumn. not really sure
4. Yes. This was around 6 months after i walked away from the top commenter rank. Again pretty vague as i held no real record.
5. Browising the content is home field and i rarely leave it.
6. A character from the webcomic Dreamkeepers.
7. I joined this site to bring a smile to peoples faces. All in all i think i accomplished my goal. Also i am the sworn enemy of grammar nazies.

My pleasure lad. just remember to give me a call of the things you post.
User avatar #2749 to #2748 - theannoyingFJguy **User deleted account** (04/11/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'll make my summary of you and then ask you if you're all ok with it.
User avatar #2750 to #2749 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Do your thing mate, Just my pleasure to help you.

But say, anything else you wonder about?
#2742 to #2741 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2736 - majormayor (04/01/2014) [-]
I kinda forgot that you existed.
User avatar #2735 - twi (04/01/2014) [-]
give me your fj points


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#2733 - anonymous (03/21/2014) [-]
I miss you.
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User avatar #2721 - niedzielan (02/10/2014) [-]
A space inside space tags gives an invisible character. No need for unicode or alt-code characters, ie, [ small ] space [ small ]
User avatar #2722 to #2721 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
#2723 to #2722 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Well blood of the anchients.    
   
Here i have had this tool in front of me for ages. and first now i have grasped it. I am in your debth mate.
Well blood of the anchients.

Here i have had this tool in front of me for ages. and first now i have grasped it. I am in your debth mate.
User avatar #2727 to #2723 - mrdrpage (02/10/2014) [-]
!! !!
#2719 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
Knowing how proud you are of your heritage, I'd have to vote the latter.
User avatar #2717 - crimsontyyde (02/05/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I haven't seen you around for a while. But apparently you still live!
#2718 to #2717 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
Aye, what can i say. It will not be easy to put me down.
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