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#23 - He is one of the most important pop culture persons today.  [+] (2 new replies) 35 minutes ago on Remember when I said I'd... 0
User avatar #24 - vatra (33 minutes ago) [-]
True, also, apparently the average female height in the US is 5'05" so actually he's an inch taller than the average female.
#25 - anonymous (1 minute ago) [-]
Its actually 5'4 so its 2 inches taller
#20 - I think that makes ''mr kill em all'' shorter than the average female.  [+] (5 new replies) 40 minutes ago on Remember when I said I'd... 0
User avatar #21 - vatra (37 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah, google says he is 5'06" So an inch shorter than the average female. Also I'm a litter creeped out that google has the height of an author, not just actors.
#23 - felixjarl (35 minutes ago) [-]
He is one of the most important pop culture persons today.
User avatar #24 - vatra (33 minutes ago) [-]
True, also, apparently the average female height in the US is 5'05" so actually he's an inch taller than the average female.
#25 - anonymous (1 minute ago) [-]
Its actually 5'4 so its 2 inches taller
User avatar #22 - vatra (36 minutes ago) [-]
little* fuck.
#17 - That is a lot shorter than i thought. He is only a he…  [+] (8 new replies) 46 minutes ago on Remember when I said I'd... 0
User avatar #18 - vatra (44 minutes ago) [-]
To be fair Peter Dinkledge is tall for a dwarf. They use camera tricks to make him look smaller, he's like 4'10" or something like that.
#20 - felixjarl (40 minutes ago) [-]
I think that makes ''mr kill em all'' shorter than the average female.
User avatar #21 - vatra (37 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah, google says he is 5'06" So an inch shorter than the average female. Also I'm a litter creeped out that google has the height of an author, not just actors.
#23 - felixjarl (35 minutes ago) [-]
He is one of the most important pop culture persons today.
User avatar #24 - vatra (33 minutes ago) [-]
True, also, apparently the average female height in the US is 5'05" so actually he's an inch taller than the average female.
#25 - anonymous (1 minute ago) [-]
Its actually 5'4 so its 2 inches taller
User avatar #22 - vatra (36 minutes ago) [-]
little* fuck.
User avatar #19 - vatra (41 minutes ago) [-]
4'05" actually, just googled it. Also I spelled his last name wrong. Dinklage.
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#59 - Ignorance i am afraid. If what i wrote was supposed to be trol… 04/19/2014 on (untitled) +1
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User avatar #52 - flyinjoo (04/19/2014) [-]
Not sure if ignorance or trolling but
Captain America: Winter Soldier
User avatar #59 - felixjarl (04/19/2014) [-]
Ignorance i am afraid. If what i wrote was supposed to be trolling then i would be one bad troll. no?
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#2745 - felixjarl (04/06/2014) [-]
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This is a thought I originally got in a discussion about why homosexuality exists in humans at all. It is a theory and should not be used in a pure scientific debate.

The original idea is that about altruism, that something are good for a pack as a whole but might be bad for a certain individual. Example a individual who makes a noise to warn of incoming predators but therefore makes the predator locate the one who made the noise.

One thought I have been brewing on is that homosexuality developed as a tool for us to survive. Humans are a pack species. And to work better as a pack we need to know and care for the other members of the pack. Now what if homosexuality developed as a way for us to bond deeper than just normal friendship.

We are more willing to help someone we have a relationship with than someone who we don't, be it lover, one night stand or commitment. One good example is the sacred band of Thebes, a Greek city state with a 300 soldier elite unit. This unit consisted of 150 pairs of homosexual ****** . They were so willing to fight for their loved ones that they would fight like beasts. As anyone would for the person they cared the most about.

Many people in their teens will often develop bisexuality or full homosexuality which passes over in a few years. Many times creating lasting friendship even after they have lost their interest in these people sexually.
So what if it truly is like that? A way that makes it easier for the pack to survive at the expense of a few member who will not reproduce.
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User avatar #2774 to #2753 - felixjarl (04/14/2014) [-]
loss of memory, creativity and general brain activity.
#2775 to #2774 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
those are just rumors all that happen is you lose any and all morals
#2776 to #2775 - felixjarl (04/14/2014) [-]
Which i am somewhat fond of.
#2778 to #2777 - felixjarl (04/14/2014) [-]
I never tried to make any fun.
#2779 to #2778 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
not even butsects?
#2757 to #2756 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
how are you doing today darling, its been a while since we talked
#2758 to #2757 - felixjarl (04/14/2014) [-]
Ages gone indeed.

Quite fine. Been a day of sweet sweet cooking.
#2759 to #2758 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
spent all day cooking and didnt make anything for me?

still loving the cat i see darling
#2760 to #2759 - felixjarl (04/14/2014) [-]
You never invited yourself for dinner.


And how could i ever get tired of this lovely chunck of fur?
#2761 to #2760 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
ah well i could always just eat your soul instead,

i suppose your right darling
User avatar #2762 to #2761 - felixjarl (04/14/2014) [-]
Afraid that is one dinner party i will not create.
#2763 to #2762 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
what if i ask nicely darling?
#2764 to #2763 - felixjarl (04/14/2014) [-]
Flattery does not work well on this spirit.
#2765 to #2764 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
kiss on the check and ask nicely?
#2766 to #2765 - felixjarl (04/14/2014) [-]
Nay nay and trice be nay.
#2768 to #2767 - felixjarl (04/14/2014) [-]
Because i consider my soul not something to be given on the first date.
#2770 to #2769 - felixjarl (04/14/2014) [-]
We have not even had our first. And sadly, i do not long for one.
#2771 to #2770 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
but souls are tasty and sugar free
#2772 to #2771 - felixjarl (04/14/2014) [-]
But rumours speak of unfortunate side effects of losing one.
#2773 to #2772 - hellscythe (04/14/2014) [-]
what kind of side effects do you mean
#2752 to #2751 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
the things i would do to your sweet ass....
#2747 - theannoyingFJguy **User deleted account** (04/11/2014) [-]
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FJ "TOP COMMENTERS" QUIZ:
Short answering these will help with my compilation.

1. Got any nicknames?

2. What are you well known for on FJ?

3. Did you hit #1? When?

4. Did you get Level 400? When?

5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?

6. Info about your mascot?

7. Anything else interesting about you?

If you answer these, thank you.
User avatar #2748 to #2747 - felixjarl (04/11/2014) [-]
1. only those i share with close friends.
2. Cats mostly. I got a ******** of graphics cat.
3. Yes, i think it was one year ago and a few months in the winter. or the autumn. not really sure
4. Yes. This was around 6 months after i walked away from the top commenter rank. Again pretty vague as i held no real record.
5. Browising the content is home field and i rarely leave it.
6. A character from the webcomic Dreamkeepers.
7. I joined this site to bring a smile to peoples faces. All in all i think i accomplished my goal. Also i am the sworn enemy of grammar nazies.

My pleasure lad. just remember to give me a call of the things you post.
User avatar #2749 to #2748 - theannoyingFJguy **User deleted account** (04/11/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'll make my summary of you and then ask you if you're all ok with it.
User avatar #2750 to #2749 - felixjarl (04/11/2014) [-]
Do your thing mate, Just my pleasure to help you.

But say, anything else you wonder about?
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User avatar #2736 - majormayor ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
I kinda forgot that you existed.
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#2733 - anonymous (03/21/2014) [-]
I miss you.
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#2723 to #2722 - felixjarl (02/10/2014) [-]
Well blood of the anchients.    
   
Here i have had this tool in front of me for ages. and first now i have grasped it. I am in your debth mate.
Well blood of the anchients.

Here i have had this tool in front of me for ages. and first now i have grasped it. I am in your debth mate.
User avatar #2727 to #2723 - mrdrpage (02/10/2014) [-]
!! !!
#2719 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
Knowing how proud you are of your heritage, I'd have to vote the latter.
User avatar #2717 - crimsontyyde (02/05/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I haven't seen you around for a while. But apparently you still live!
#2718 to #2717 - felixjarl (02/05/2014) [-]
Aye, what can i say. It will not be easy to put me down.
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