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Gender:	male
Age:	36
Date Signed Up:	11/21/2013
Last Login:	1/14/2016
Location:	Los Angeles
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Served in the military for four years, now i explore this site in my spare time. Not much else about me is interesting i guess.

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#117 - You know the question, prego?	05/02/2015 on My Phobia Can't Be This Cute	0
#202 - ayaa	04/23/2015 on Some amazing things part 4	0
#76 - where it at doe	04/17/2015 on Crazily enough for a cosplay	+1
#33 - no	04/12/2015 on belly flop!	0
#102 - I admit to my stupidity. I read it as million, forgive me.	04/02/2015 on ≡≡≡	+4
#94 - Suns surface temperature is about 5,778 K or about 10 million … [+] (8 new replies)	04/02/2015 on ≡≡≡	+4
#122 - ventriloquist (04/02/2015) [-] but you are just adding the temperature without considering mass? I have more than 6 million cells at 98 F in my body, its not hotter than the sun #164 - trivdiego (04/02/2015) [-] true. he is thinking of thermal energy, not temperature. the temperature would remain unchanged, even if the total thermal energy exceeded that of the sun #183 - ventriloquist (04/09/2015) [-] No it would not? #185 - trivdiego (04/09/2015) [-] shit man i didn't read into it enough. you are right. I wasn't thinking about it closely. plus i kind of came off as a condescending dick. sorry #184 - trivdiego (04/09/2015) [-] it would. A lake in the wintertime has more thermal energy than a hot cup of coffee. You see, heat is just how fast the molecules in an object are moving. The more molecules an object has, the greater combined energy they have. We tend to think that something needs to be hot to have a high thermal energy count, but that is not the case. sciencexplain you wanna fact check me? #186 - ventriloquist (04/17/2015) [-] Correct, so 6 million john cenas or whatever definitely do not have more thermal energy than a (mass >> 6 million john cena) sun that is also hotter temperature wise. #100 - maxismahname (04/02/2015) [-] That's a million. The content says TRILLION That amount of John Cenas would be 21,128,571 times hotter than the sun #102 - febreezboi (04/02/2015) [-] I admit to my stupidity. I read it as million, forgive me.
#125 - >homophobib What is /lgbt/	03/31/2015 on Time Flies	+1
#87 - >pen knife You can buy them online for fairly cheap. …	03/31/2015 on My feminazi story re-upload	+1
#178 - Picture	03/29/2015 on mfw trying to get out of bed	+1
#35 - I do.	03/14/2015 on febreezboi's profile	0
#137 - Amen to that.	03/09/2015 on Comfy	0
#18 - What does it do?	03/09/2015 on Cold-blooded Frisbee	0
#48 - whydontyoutypecommentswithoutspaces?ordoesitnotcountasoneword? [+] (1 new reply)	03/07/2015 on How to get girls.	+1
#62 - onewordcomments (03/07/2015) [-] unacceptable
#67 - Metal with an acoustic guitar, perfect mix.	03/07/2015 on A Brief History of Norway	0
#92 - good god yes	03/06/2015 on Hearty Italian	0
#8 - on imgur, for science purposes, maybe.	03/05/2015 on True form	0
#37 - Insert SJW mumbo-jumbo-59 paragraph-essay about how homosex's …	03/04/2015 on Special Forces	0
#2155 - You're mixed but look mexican. Do you love watermelon or taco's more? [+] (1 new reply)	03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best...	+1
#2164 - Freelon (03/03/2015) [-] wawdamelm, nigga. Sheeeeeit everyone thinks i'm Mexican when they meet me, until they learn I don't like Mexican food, or they meet my family and learn of my niggatry. but if it makes any difference I don't like fried chicken that much
#2147 - You either have a really awkward skeletal structure, or you ha…	03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best...	0
#2089 - Someone doesn't even lift.	03/03/2015 on Brag and post your best...	0
#458 - Hence why I said "as with any metal group". Was just… [+] (1 new reply)	02/28/2015 on we are all brothers on FJ	0
#459 - theurizen (02/28/2015) [-] Woops, missed that.
#455 - It seems the whole disturbed crew is pretty laid back, as with… [+] (3 new replies)	02/28/2015 on we are all brothers on FJ	0
#457 - theurizen (02/28/2015) [-] This is Godsmack, yo. #458 - febreezboi (02/28/2015) [-] Hence why I said "as with any metal group". Was just giving an example,. This video tho is disturbed. #459 - theurizen (02/28/2015) [-] Woops, missed that.
#439 - I spy with my little eye a disturbed shirt. Good choice in mus… [+] (5 new replies)	02/28/2015 on we are all brothers on FJ	0
#444 - theurizen (02/28/2015) [-] Yeah. i got that in a concert in Tupelo. Had some guy get busted for weed just before they got started, and Draiman told them to let him stay and enjoy the show. It was quite a spectacle. #455 - febreezboi (02/28/2015) [-] It seems the whole disturbed crew is pretty laid back, as with any metal group. Hell you can find videos online where people start fucking with younger girls, and the band stops playing to either tell the people to stop, or get the crowd to help out. #457 - theurizen (02/28/2015) [-] This is Godsmack, yo. #458 - febreezboi (02/28/2015) [-] Hence why I said "as with any metal group". Was just giving an example,. This video tho is disturbed. #459 - theurizen (02/28/2015) [-] Woops, missed that.
#30 - but when someone tells you to shut up because you're quietly d… [+] (24 new replies)	02/28/2015 on Big fat pussy in yo face	0
#31 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] And hes very overprotective and when you get the slightest scratch he's there with band aids All we can do is dream sadly ;( #41 - umjamlam (02/28/2015) [-] Anyone else taking notes? #44 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] You better, this is how you get that 5'' cute girl you just adore #65 - aadenoto (02/28/2015) [-] damn I always wanted to fuck Tinkerbell I think you meant 5' #66 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] yeah that one haha #89 - cloakndagger (02/28/2015) [-] This whole chain. But good for you, I hope you find love and stuff... #93 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] Yeah so do i, i need me a bear #94 - cloakndagger (02/28/2015) [-] You want to know something funny? I'm straight, but I've dated a girl that called me her big fuzzy bear. After that I dated another girl, and she called me her teddy bear. Then I dated a girl from another country, and she taught me some of the animal names in her language, just so we could pick animal nicknames for eachother. Hers was Pupu, which means bunny. Mine was Karhu. I bet you can guess what that means. ...Maybe I'm a straight bear? This has very little to do with anything at all, the 'bear' part just made me think of how funny my life is, with a recurring nickname calling me a subtype of homosexual before I ever knew the extra meaning. #95 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] Then you my friend, are desireable. Now all you need to be is overprotective and not afraid to show your feelings #96 - cloakndagger (02/28/2015) [-] Good to know. Thanks for the boost in self-esteem. #45 - umjamlam (02/28/2015) [-] CHLOE, YOU SHALL BE MINE #47 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] YOU GO MAN! #33 - hankhillofthe (02/28/2015) [-] So basically you gals want a guy that appears to be the most dominant aggressive BA motherfucker on Earth, but is actually extremely sensitive and acts feminine. Dude those guys are everywhere, they're called "Bears". You just have to get over the gay part. #35 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] I actually am a guy, but i want a guy like in the gif, 6 feet if possible #36 - hankhillofthe (02/28/2015) [-] Well shit man, I guarantee you love is out there. You just got to find it. #37 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] Yeah i will, who doesnt want my sweet ass? #38 - hankhillofthe (02/28/2015) [-] God damn I love me some sexual confidence. #39 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] I have the prettiest boy ass in town ;) #109 - dcdt (02/28/2015) [-] You must not live in my town then. Because I do. #113 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] you can be my butt buddy #115 - dcdt (03/03/2015) [-] ey bb #116 - newstart (03/03/2015) [-] #70 - michealswagson (02/28/2015) [-] your ass will look like shit after im done with it #92 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] I hope thats a promise you can keep ;)
#28 - when he starts to cry, you cuddle up with him and he cuddles b… [+] (26 new replies)	02/28/2015 on Big fat pussy in yo face	0
#29 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] And he actually discusses it very well and knows arguments and stuff oh my good #30 - febreezboi (02/28/2015) [-] but when someone tells you to shut up because you're quietly discussing the movie after it ended, he stands up for you and then buys you some dairy queen afterwards incase you got scared, i wish my fantasies would come true like this #31 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] And hes very overprotective and when you get the slightest scratch he's there with band aids All we can do is dream sadly ;( #41 - umjamlam (02/28/2015) [-] Anyone else taking notes? #44 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] You better, this is how you get that 5'' cute girl you just adore #65 - aadenoto (02/28/2015) [-] damn I always wanted to fuck Tinkerbell I think you meant 5' #66 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] yeah that one haha #89 - cloakndagger (02/28/2015) [-] This whole chain. But good for you, I hope you find love and stuff... #93 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] Yeah so do i, i need me a bear #94 - cloakndagger (02/28/2015) [-] You want to know something funny? I'm straight, but I've dated a girl that called me her big fuzzy bear. After that I dated another girl, and she called me her teddy bear. Then I dated a girl from another country, and she taught me some of the animal names in her language, just so we could pick animal nicknames for eachother. Hers was Pupu, which means bunny. Mine was Karhu. I bet you can guess what that means. ...Maybe I'm a straight bear? This has very little to do with anything at all, the 'bear' part just made me think of how funny my life is, with a recurring nickname calling me a subtype of homosexual before I ever knew the extra meaning. #95 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] Then you my friend, are desireable. Now all you need to be is overprotective and not afraid to show your feelings #96 - cloakndagger (02/28/2015) [-] Good to know. Thanks for the boost in self-esteem. #45 - umjamlam (02/28/2015) [-] CHLOE, YOU SHALL BE MINE #47 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] YOU GO MAN! #33 - hankhillofthe (02/28/2015) [-] So basically you gals want a guy that appears to be the most dominant aggressive BA motherfucker on Earth, but is actually extremely sensitive and acts feminine. Dude those guys are everywhere, they're called "Bears". You just have to get over the gay part. #35 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] I actually am a guy, but i want a guy like in the gif, 6 feet if possible #36 - hankhillofthe (02/28/2015) [-] Well shit man, I guarantee you love is out there. You just got to find it. #37 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] Yeah i will, who doesnt want my sweet ass? #38 - hankhillofthe (02/28/2015) [-] God damn I love me some sexual confidence. #39 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] I have the prettiest boy ass in town ;) #109 - dcdt (02/28/2015) [-] You must not live in my town then. Because I do. #113 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] you can be my butt buddy #115 - dcdt (03/03/2015) [-] ey bb #116 - newstart (03/03/2015) [-] #70 - michealswagson (02/28/2015) [-] your ass will look like shit after im done with it #92 - newstart (02/28/2015) [-] I hope thats a promise you can keep ;)