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    The Scammer The Scammer
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    Excuse me, miss! Excuse me, miss!
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    Hypster Hypster
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    Come at me bro! Come at me bro!
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    Get lost! Get lost!
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#22 - Mila kunis over Jessica Alba? Oh, the humanity.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on Women's Logic - 5 -4
#40 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
welcome to funnyjunk,
where your opinion is wrong according to faggots like fazermint.
#10 - Can I have some fries with my burger? 05/03/2013 on The Dali Lama knows what's up -1
#231 - Ah my bad :D 05/02/2013 on The QWERTY keyboard 0
#129 - A tablet can never be faster than a keyboard because of its in…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2013 on The QWERTY keyboard -1
User avatar #135 - nass (05/02/2013) [-]
It's faster than QWERTY on tablets etc. , not a keyboard of course.
User avatar #231 - fazermint (05/02/2013) [-]
Ah my bad :D
#50 - Spongebob IS aimed at kids. My Little Pony is aimed at 5 year …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on 10XSwag 0
User avatar #52 - zorororonoa (05/01/2013) [-]
I know it is aimed at kids, but I didn't ask that. I asked it he implied it was only for kids. Also, it was a joke.
#10 - Dear internet, Why do you create gifs of people talking? …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2013 on When I try to be romantic 0
#13 - butterisgood (05/01/2013) [-]
Well sometimes the expression of the character which can't be seen in a still picture is used to better accentuate a certain point.

But sometimes they're useless and are like two frames of someones mouth moving, probably made by tumblr people, they like gifs for some reason.
#15 - Ashketchums (05/01/2013) [-]
#52 - Now that's 30 seconds of my life I'm never getting back... 05/01/2013 on butter veins o'riely +5
#316 - One Piece has several filler arcs, although most of them are s… 05/01/2013 on Tengen Toppa One Piece +1
#47 - Any religious person who can answer this?: What does …  [+] (20 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Righteous Path +5
User avatar #145 - darknesincontrol (04/21/2013) [-]
Being so powerful as he is, he doesnt gain anything that he cant simply create.
Though you can argue, its was to maintain order, and to keep people from abanddon the religion. (This might be offensive for some, sorry....)
#83 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
By believing in him he gives the person a spot in his home, Heaven
And yes hell awaits those who do not repent their sins before Judgement day. God is not a 5-year old emotional girl, by the way.
User avatar #123 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/21/2013) [-]
That isn't an answer to the question.
User avatar #78 - coolcalx (04/21/2013) [-]
according to theology, the reason we exist is so that we can spend eternity in fellowship with God.

God, however, gave us freewill and let us choose which path to take

personally, I don't think freewill can exist in combination with omniscience, so I find this paradoxical. I'm an agnostic atheist, my father is a protestant pastor, and we've had discussions about this.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_free_will

User avatar #125 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/21/2013) [-]
God sounds like a douche then.

I mean, you don't have a child, so that the child dedicates its life to you.
User avatar #174 - coolcalx (04/21/2013) [-]
then you're severely misunderstanding the theological stance.

God doesn't want you to dedicate you to himself, he wants to have fellowship with you and all others who acknowledge him as their creator.
User avatar #179 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/21/2013) [-]
And why...(when he has given me absolutely no sign of his existence)...would he condemn me for not acknowledging him?


It's like if a girl from across the cafeteria came over and slapped you, saying "I've been checking you out from across the room for weeks! Why haven't you asked me out?"
User avatar #183 - coolcalx (04/21/2013) [-]
because we've all "sinned"

in essence, we all deserve to be in hell, because we're all assholes.
User avatar #184 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/21/2013) [-]
That's a stupid way to think.
#185 - coolcalx (04/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - jokeface (04/21/2013) [-]
He wants us to love Him. Everybody wants to be loved. Even God. And for Him, true love means believing in Him against all odds.
User avatar #126 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if I want to take that step.
Can we just be friends?
User avatar #127 - jokeface (04/21/2013) [-]
As long as you believe in Him.
User avatar #130 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/21/2013) [-]
I don't want him to assume we're in love though.
That might make it awkward when I ask Buddha to the beach.
User avatar #131 - jokeface (04/21/2013) [-]
Jesus is okay with you asking Buddha to the beach as long as you invite Him too. He likes Buddha, but He doesn't trust you alone with him.
User avatar #68 - Ruspanic (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm not religious, but I think I can answer as a Christian might.

Heaven is the domain of God, and was never intended for humans, because after the Garden of Eden fiasco it turned out humans were inherently sinful and impure, and therefore unworthy of Heaven. They would all go to Hell by default.

However, eventually God showed mercy to the humans by sending his son Jesus (a physical incarnation of himself) to Earth in order to die for the sins of us humans, i.e. to suffer the punishment intended for us. This ensured that humans were able to reach Heaven by accepting Jesus' offer to pay for our sins, the sacrifice that he made to save us.
"Choosing" not to accept the Christ as our savior means we will continue on our default path to Hell, which is evidently what we really deserve.

That is the typical Christian perspective as I understand it. Other religions will give different answers.
#71 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
I think the story of Adam and eve was created to show us our free agency how we can choose to fallow or not. To show us we are not all robots on an Assembly line. Also to show us our mortality.
User avatar #74 - Ruspanic (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm sure that the story has many morals and implications.
The concept of Original Sin is the most prominent, though - humans are inherently tainted.
User avatar #69 - trollofhalo (04/21/2013) [-]
Or, you know, he could have traveled 1990 years in the future and took Led Zeppelins idea of a stairway to heaven. But no, he want to do shit the tough way.
User avatar #58 - zzforrest (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm not religious but I do know that "universal salvation" a.k.a. "nobody goes to hell" is becoming popular.
#64 - Research has shown that 1% of funnyjunkers are terrible parent…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Confession Bear -2
#69 - wtf man (04/21/2013) [-]
sounds about right
#68 - twi (04/21/2013) [-]
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