mmm...yes these will work...except the last one, already used it

IT'S HAPPENING!!!

We have the same colored usernames.

mine's the slightest bit darker

check this out

4 months older, therefore 4 months wiser and better than you.
Also not douche enough to get banned

stay salty

that's the plan

brb pirating

You didn't even get my good side.

I asked for my opinion, ***** .

No one asked for your opinion either, annoying ass blue name.

fnaf is ****

I know, sweetie.
I know.

repeat after me
mcturd is a faggot

every side is your good side faz

Personally, I think my inside is my best side.

...Nah

...just nah?

Nah, and my hair is black.

didn't know that, I will remember that for next time. If there IS a next time, Mr Critical

You didn't even get Fazbear's good side tho.

must we play the game of which side I drew and which side I couldn't because memory to hand is difficult?

Dude, this is why Fazbear wants to kill you. Can't even draw his good side

fazbear wants to kill me?

I want to kill everyone.
It's what I do.

what a fascinating turn of events.

WELL, YEAH.

He wants to kill everyone, even me

wut?

Don't worry I'll be there to help on all your exams too...

help you draw more fnaf content! Your art has all the basics needed for good content. Just google image some pictures of freddy and use that as a guide of sorts.

I think you mean being fabulous.

You are literally the biggest doofus there is.

Don't even try to deny it, *******

That's more the game theorist over me.
My dilemma is more
"the fandom should die soon, after all 3 is the last game in the series"
scott: "4 confirmed also movie"
" "

also artwork concerning me?
I never expected this, dank u mate.

I got kinda' bored in class because how the **** does Physics even work.

at this point I suggest watching it all on youtube. then when 4 comes out, buy and play it and get that sweet, gooey feeling of playing a fnaf game without knowing what to expect. unless you don't know what to expect from the other games in which case buy those if you have nothing better to buy and don't look up any spoilers in the meantime

well i know what happens and i bought them all anyway because it's only like $20, also you missed by game giveaway

by the way have we met before? your name sounds familiar...

i'm a very unknown known person also i wanted to give you that game the other day

oh crap that's right. The guy all of FJ should love but we're too busy telling joshlol we hate him for some reason. Good god do I suck with names.

so since you missed the giveaway completely you sure you don't want a game?

still sure, I can see guilt staring at me across the room mouthing "do it you weak **** , you ain't got no money so linch off of **** guy, but oh it's fine he has thousands, it won't matter at all."

tempting but nah, save for someone else.

fine but when fnaf 4 comes out i'm getting it for you! just you watch!

I may be freddy. I may be ready. I may have looked into several hours of animatronic debauchery but help me. God ******* help me for I am not.
ready.
for.
freddy.

LIKE 2 WEEKS YOU **** , YOU ******* READY FOR THIS!

more worried than ever

i still insist on buying you that game

well it's gonna be about 10 bucks, plus I'm intrigued by what Scott is doing for this one, plus planned DLC on halloween...plus I have to review this to get the up to date info so I can continue living the theme...alright just this one.

what do you think the DLC is going to be?

more nights, more freddys, another layer of animatronics wanting your butt or maybe an entirely new map (like an actual office or an 8th night)

i'm glad there is another stupid ******* fan on top of the wardrobe

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

i'ma need your steam name

that's what we were all told, but scott's way too impatient to get his dose of attention

steamcommunity.com/id/Nelkerak

alright, here it is. I for one did not expect this

i was told it was coming out 8th of august

IT'S ALREADY ******* OUT!

WHAT IN THE **** ?!

what? when did...?

well I can safely say scott did a good job on this one, great bait, I rate eight out of eight

still haven't played past night 2, never going to play again

well you got 5 months to get ready for freddy because he is crawling straight out your ass into your nightmares, i mean, just look at this ****** !

but that's the thing, I barely got over first freddy then scott decides to release another one and ma pantaloons shat once more. Just face it, at this rate I'll never be freddy for ready.

yes but this one is more than 3 months away this time, gives you time to prepare

not when scott keeps giving off teaser images. I might be bready if I stay off his site but...am 2 spooped.

i hope that fan is back

why would I question friendship pizza?

Well, people don't exactly like me for reasons I don't know about.

Also you're related to Fazbear so there's that.

Fear is fun

alright what the **** when did this happen and why are you spreading animatronic boobs all over this thread?

"09/21/2015"

that answers question one, how about question two?

Fem Foxy is hot

now that may be true but you're scaring psikid the children and I'd ask you cease and desist.

Nothing scares me

never said anything did. ignore the scratching, that's a spelling error. GET OFFA MY COMMENT PAGE

NOTHING SCARES ME

Considering it was months ago, I did.

thanks, now don't let me catch you again or I'll have to silently judge you 2 months after you've done it.

But, fox boobs.

not here, only in the **** section...and no summoning psi, me or fazaer

get offa my comment page

kek that's the only Lewd thing I planned to post.

gud, now bugger off

You are sexualizing our animatronics and scaring the children.

Why are you doing this to our business. We're already having enough trouble as is

I didn't draw it

I know, but you are showing pictures of tits on the animatronics.

That is against our rules

Refer to Rule 63

Again, our business only has 10.

The main one is please do not touch our animatronics, especially Freddy.

You have a business in the world, you must abide by the rules of the world.

We focus on keeping our animatronics in good condition, and this means not altering their appearances other than replacing lost costume parts.

Foxy was never a girl.

Fanart is not altering the actual model.

It is not.

well right now I have no reason to not like you and have no raisin to.

I wouldn't say we're related rather I explain the fandom where he embodies it.

I guarantee I'll do something to **** this up. I ain't gonna try to, but I will.

You both bear the fazbear name so I mean, close enough.

boobs

Pls do not put boobs on the fox.

It isn't good for our company image

It could be.

We run a family friendly business here.

One that nearly gets me killed every night... but still

Boobs are required to sustain life, what's more family based than that?

WE CATER TO CHILDREN, THEY DON'T NEED TO SEE THIS.

ALSO FOXY IS A GUY

"Rule 63"

We only have 10 rules here at Freddy's

But the world has many.

Well we run a pizza place, not the world

You run it on the world though.

Yes, but our establishment only has 10 rules.

And Foxy is a GUY here. No tits

Mind her pronouns cis scum

...I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the building.

You're scaring the children...

Na.

You are scaring the children

but until then, new friends!

if you've spent as much time as I have investigating fnaf, obvious things like names just don't cut the mustard

Friends are nice.

I've looked into it quite a bit, to the point where I feel too invested in it at this point.

THE FAZBEAR NAME.
GENERATIONS OF BEARS TO BEAR SUCH A GLORIOUS NAME.
FAZBEARXPLAIN MERELY ADOPTED IT. WHAT A NERD.
jk, ur cool.

YOU DARE?! YOU ARE AN EMBODIMENT IN WHICH I HAVE SEEN THE DEPTH OF AND CREATE COHERENTLY, YOU WOULD DO WISE TO PACE YOURSELF!!

you too bruh

WHATEVER, HUMAN.
I AM THE TRUE FAZBEAR.

FAZBEAR I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T CALM DOWN I'LL HAVE PSIKID RUIN YOUR NIGHT OF DEBAUCHERY

NO, PLEASE!
I'LL BE A GOOD BEAR, I PROMISE. DON'T TAKE AWAY MY DEBAUCHERY, I LIVE FOR THAT.

that's better, now get outta here ya little rascal.

Aye aye, sir!

I'MA NIGHT GUARD, THE **** AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

CLOSE A DOOR MENACINGLY AT HIM OR SOMETHING?

the security office is where they keep party supplies like streamers and hats, trust me I'm the xplain man here.

...I freakin' work in the office.

The only thing here is papers, drawings made by children and the occasional Golden Freddy.

Fazbear has no reason to come in here other than to try stuffing me into a suit.

did you try checking in the drawers? or behind the chair you sit in?

Yep.

Literally all that's in there are missing reports from past night guards and a wall is behind me.

Also blood and I don't want to think about why that's there.

so wait...let's go through the rooms in a certain order I just came up with.
So the big room is the main party room, that's where all the party stuff is but that's when its set up, party supplies aren't stored setup, das silly. east of that is the toilets, nothing is stored there except toilet paper. to the left is pirates cove, again nothing stored here except pirate stuff. above that is the animatronic storage closet for animatronic bits. There might be a box full of streamers there but that would seem like a bad idea from a storage point of view. south we have the halls to the security office, left is the janitor's closet containing detergents, mops, 'wet floor' signs and other janitorial equipment. the right is the kitchen containing pizza and junk. Right under all of this is the security office containing reports on dead people, you, a camera output system and few pictures from the kids...

I can't think of a logically sound place to hold party equipment...

I'm like, 95% sure that there are some boxes in the Back Room full of party supplies.

Then again, the place ain't doing so well financially, they probably sold some to gain some revenue to stay afloat.

Or maybe I'm as blind as a bat and fail to notice a giant box in the corner.

Fazbear I swear to god if you don't calm the **** down I will make Bonnie the star of the show

hi

Urmomlol

urdadlol

also, quick question, what date would you say "fredbears diner" took place in?

1st off, im super dooper spooped by the image

and I think fredbears was around in...hmm

well judging by the animatronics and their scary as **** non kid friendly demeaner, I'd say it took place around the same time as early sesame street, which premiered on november 10th, 1969 (according to wikipedia). I for one would like to see one last five night's at freddys that arkens back to five night's at freddy's 1 and 2's gameplay style, but focuses a ton more on nailing off any loose ends to speculations.

well, keep it on the down low, but im actually planning a fan game that takes place around that time

nice, if you have any questions to help with the lore of the story (even if it's not canon) let me know

id like that.
you have a skype?

I believe my skype name is maxdb32, though I rarely use skype, I'll keep an ear out just in case

sure I'll take one, just give me a picture and I'll work a fact around it.

Here ya go

nice, I'll see what I can do, though it may take a while, I'm kinda running low on facts

I can give a few once I get on a computer if you want

certainly, it's awkward being fazbearxplain without anything xplain

1. In the custom night selection screen for fnaf 2, Withered Bonnie's bow tie clips into his mouth

2. In fnaf 2, phone guy says that you "should be golden" and "it should be a piece of cake", possibly referring to golden Freddy and the cakes in the minigames

3. Phone guy is voiced by the creator of the game, and the beta testers are his two sons.

4. "Fritz Smith" is the name of the character you play as in Night 7 of fnaf 2. He gets fired for tampering with the animatronics instead of getting a paycheck. Fritz means "mechanical error" and Smith means "metalworker". It isn't unlikely that this was done on purpose.

5. Foxy and Toy Bonnie are the only animatronics which have been shown to move from one place to another through an animation (not including jumpscares)

6. Toy Freddy is the least favourite animatronic in the community, but not the most hated.

7. Toy Bonnie's eyes are shown to have different sized pupils throughout fnaf 2.

8. The colour purple seems to highlight a lot more important things than we originally thought. The Marionette's tears, Toy Chica's eyelids, and Pirate Cove's curtains are all examples.

9. What the purple man is holding in the minigame easter egg has become one of the biggest discussions in all of fnaf. Some people have said that it's a gun, a claw, a sapping device, or of course a phone. I personally think that it represents the iconic phone symbol, which is why I drew him with a damn phone.

10. The phrase "r u ready for Freddy" had become such a niceme.me prior to fnaf 2's release that Scott actually put posters of Toy Freddy with "U READY?" on them in the main hall and party room 1 of fnaf 2.

11. The game files for fnaf 2 reveal potential secrets and unreleased content. For example, a toxicity meter which was never used, a picture of a skull with the name "mike" which was also never used, the name of Mangle's sprite in the minigames being "he was here", BB's name being confirmed as Balloon Boy, and the purple Balloon Boy clone thing being officially named JJ. There's a lot more but it gets pretty boring after that.

12. Golden Freddy's AI is completely broken in the Android version of FNAF2. If his difficulty is set to anything above 5, there is a chance be will kill you through the camera for no reason. Scott has addressed this, has no idea why it's like this, and simply can't fix it. Spoopy. Also ******* annoying for anyone who plays the game.

13. In FNAF1, there is a strange looking Bonnie-esque character drawn on a sheet of paper that appears in the hall that Foxy runs down. The bottom of this picture is obscured by another, but the same Bonnie character is drawn in your office, revealing a mouth shaped like a 3. The eyes of this drawing are significant. One has a white pupil, one has no pupil. The ears of this character are drawn as if they are completely attached to the head, with no endoskeleton separation (like the other drawings).

In the FNAF 3 trailer, near the beginning, there is a drawing of what seems like a man in a Bonnie mascot suit, holding out a cake to a child. The suit has no exoskeleton separation, and has creases along the legs and arms, almost like how a onesie would look on an adult. The character has one white pupil, one completely black eye, and a mouth shaped like a 3. The posters in FNAF 1 describe a murder situation of a person luring children into a back room, then doing unspeakable things to them. This description seems to fit the illustration of the Bonnie more than Golden Freddy. Golden Freddy was also NOT stated to have been "worn", but instead simply "used" to make all of the animatronics "not act right". There is now a chance that the Bonnie suit was used to kill the children, and the Golden Freddy endoskeleton was used as a tool to **** around with the other animatronics in order to kill the adults. This is just my own theory though, so feel free to not put this in lol

That's all I got fam

wait, in the 5th one, don't you mean original bonnie?

No, I meant how Toy Bonnie moves into view when you put the mask on in FNAF2

But there is how Bonnie runs in the trailer, yeah

ah I see, good point

good god that's something, alright I'll insert a few of those in the next comp.

with a reference to you of course~

Thanks man lol

alright I'll put it in plain and simple context on what I do:
1. answer any questions/queries relating to fnaf
2. post facts in the form of compilations regarding fnaf
3. lure children into the back room of pizza places, kill them and hide their corpses in animatronic suits
4. write long words of text regarding fnaf lore

too much huggles!

no hate from earlier sarcasm right?

Naw man we're cool

funnyjunk.com/Fnaf+fact+comp/funny-pictures/5468884/37#37

all signs point to no

the blurb for fnaf 3 states it takes place 30 years later, so it's gonna be another ******* prequel

Wait if it's 30 years later, then wouldn't that mean it's a sequel? Like it's happening _after__ what's already taken place?

sarcasm

Well your tone of voice was so hard to pick up on man..... lol jk that explains it....

vocaroo.com/i/s0GvHVukDhXi

Hmmm

does this mean bonnie is a chick

A chick w/ an animatronic dick yo.....

scott confirmed a while back that bonnie is male, but since he's an animatronic, he doesn't actually have a gender, though the kid haunting it might be male, only time will tell.

bonnie is a girl name
there is only one explanation
TRANSEXUAL

I knew a guy once named bonnie...he said he wanted to be a surgeon and he kept having ambitions of being so good he could perform on himself...oh...

I plan on making it more like jokexplain, just get called upon to answer questions and stuff but I may as well seeing as how fnaf isn't spoken of much around here, nor will people spell my name correctly

People don't even spell my name correctly

I'm never getting mentions unless people have my name copy pasted!

Sounds like a good idea. Better then most people do

and saved

What kind of pics do you have then?

er...lots

totally, I have like a gigabyte of the stuff

Well show a few of them.
Cause why not right?

here's a good one I got recently