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Steam Profile: GodSaveUsFromThisFaggotry
Consoles Owned: None of them, mang.
Video Games Played: I think it's obvious what video games I've played.
Interests: Everything. I love everything!
Date Signed Up:3/23/2015
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:The Parts and Services Room
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Show's over kid, why are you still here?
It's after hours, and you better prepare yourself for one hell of a ride.

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#48 - HE WAS DANCING EXCITEDLY, YOU PERVERT. THE REAL LEWDER IS YOU. 14 hours ago on how to autisticly waste $100 0
#53 - I know ******** about my parents genetics. 16 hours ago on Anon won the genetic lottery -1
#6 - That's not how American food works, darn it.  [+] (1 new reply) 17 hours ago on American Soup +3
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#15 - madvulcan (2 hours ago) [-]
Not with that attitude!
#37 - how dare you accuse me of lewding. i'm as pure as fazbearxplain.  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on how to autisticly waste $100 0
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#47 - warzon (15 hours ago) [-]
Well for all I know fazbearxplain could be extra lewd.
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#49 - fazbearxplain (14 hours ago) [-]
listen warzy, just because you spend most of your time in the NSFW brony board doesn't mean we're all as lewd as you are.
#76 - If there's a clone of me, you're better off killing both. … 01/09/2016 on The Real Thing +1
#75 - Comment deleted 01/09/2016 on The Real Thing 0
#1 - I'm gonna guess this is an anime about suggestive lesbians bec…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Rock vs pop fan +1
#11 - jubnik (01/10/2016) [-]
<<<< more like this
#5 - kolya (01/09/2016) [-]
nah its bout weed
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#6 - misternobodie (01/09/2016) [-]
Unfortunately, Japan cannot into weed
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#2 - animebewbseveryday (01/09/2016) [-]
Not enough sadly
#6 - It never really seemed weird to me, but I guess that's because… 01/09/2016 on Sometimes you gotta make do... 0
#11 - So did I.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on bears 0
#17 - mulciber (01/09/2016) [-]
Wait, what?
#63 - special k 01/09/2016 on The Ultimately Relevant... 0

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#1499 - fazbear (08/14/2015) [+] (45 replies)
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"Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
#8 - mudkipfucker (03/23/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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this themed account seems pretty cool
this themed account seems pretty cool
#1942 to #1941 - fazbear (01/07/2016) [-]
Someone sent me something stupid on the internet again.
Yeah, it's Teegoogilycoffee this time.
User avatar #1939 - friedgreenpomatoes (01/05/2016) [-]
>you live in arkansas

i am so sorry
#1940 to #1939 - fazbear (01/05/2016) [-]
get me out of here please, i hate this place so much.
#1933 - tuscanjackal (12/26/2015) [-]
Another Mangle fan, how original...
#1934 to #1933 - fazbear (12/26/2015) [-]
Hey, I don't only like Mangle.
I like Toy Freddy too.
#1935 to #1934 - tuscanjackal (12/26/2015) [-]
Everyone knows that the cool kids are fans of the newest animatronic Ace Detective Manny Pardo!
#1936 to #1935 - fazbear (12/26/2015) [-]
that explains why i'm not a cool kid.
#1937 to #1936 - tuscanjackal (12/26/2015) [-]
You can still be redeemed...
#1938 to #1937 - fazbear (12/26/2015) [-]
GIF
I'm good, thanks.
#1931 - chusmimax ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
i want to know, wha't your possition about the new fnaf world, i loved 4 last games, but this one is too hard to be liked for me
#1932 to #1931 - fazbear (12/21/2015) [-]
I honestly don't have a strong opinion about it one way or another, but that's mainly because I haven't seen much of it. I just know all the spooky animatronics are now tiny and adorable.
I'm sure it'll be fun though, and me being me almost promises i'll like it.
User avatar #1929 - jamesten (12/19/2015) [-]
gaster is the puppet man
#1930 to #1929 - fazbear (12/19/2015) [-]
Puppet man is puppet man.
#1927 - romuloid (12/15/2015) [-]
For your amusement sauce is piemations
#1924 - kibbleking (12/15/2015) [-]
I'm back.
#1925 to #1924 - fazbear (12/15/2015) [-]
You know for someone who hates me, you sure go out of your way to bug me a lot.
User avatar #1915 - warioteam (12/14/2015) [-]
fazbear for minor meme queen 2016
#1917 to #1915 - fazbear (12/14/2015) [-]
damn skippy!
User avatar #1894 - kibbleking (12/04/2015) [-]
Are you still *********** ? You're like twelve, dude. Give it a break.
#1896 to #1894 - fazbear (12/04/2015) [-]
I'm just tryin' to have an account like everyone else, bro. It's not even about the theme anymore, I just want to comment and chill.
User avatar #1897 to #1896 - kibbleking (12/04/2015) [-]
You still slap that retarded video game on everything, mate.
#1898 to #1897 - fazbear (12/04/2015) [-]
I like the game, bro, i'm applying my interests with an account.
I'm sorry it bugs you, but I like doing this so I don't really want to stop.
#1899 to #1898 - kibbleking (12/04/2015) [-]
That's pretty autistic. Go find any other themed accounts, ask them about their personal lives, get to know them, and I guarantee at least half of them are autistic. You get extra aspy points for choosing a ******** cancerous game. But you're young.

Can you even grow chest hair?
User avatar #1916 to #1899 - warioteam (12/14/2015) [-]
true irony is calling people autistic when you yourself turns out to be the real autist
stay classy, autismus maximus
#1900 to #1899 - fazbear (12/04/2015) [-]
Well, firstly, I'm not actually autistic. It may seem like it at times, but I can promise you i'm just an idiot.   
Second, No I can't grow chest hair. Girls don't tend to do that, that's kind of a dude thing. Anyways, like I said, i'm not gonna stop anytime so... Sorry for the inconvience.
Well, firstly, I'm not actually autistic. It may seem like it at times, but I can promise you i'm just an idiot.
Second, No I can't grow chest hair. Girls don't tend to do that, that's kind of a dude thing. Anyways, like I said, i'm not gonna stop anytime so... Sorry for the inconvience.
#1901 to #1900 - kibbleking (12/04/2015) [-]
I don't think you grasp the concept of autism. Autism =/= stupid, autism = clinically socially impaired.
Also rule 30 of the internet dictates that there are NO girls on the internet.
If there is some way that you actually are, then rule 48 (everbody on the internet lies) still holds true. Also rule 29 says that if you claim to be a girl or a child (in this case both) then you are an undercover FBI agent.

**** off Chris Hanson. I won't believe you until you send a timestamp with a shoe on your head.
#1902 to #1901 - fazbear (12/04/2015) [-]
well...
okie-doke, dude. Hope you have a nice day. You know, I don't actually mind you, if you ever change your thoughts about me; i'd be fine with being your friend.
#1903 to #1902 - kibbleking (12/04/2015) [-]
Impossible; Rule 28; always question a persons gender.
Rule 32; you must have pictures to prove your statements.
Incase you're still unconvinced, rule 31; Tits or GTFO

but rly m8 I don't believe you.
User avatar #1905 to #1904 - kibbleking (12/04/2015) [-]
Pic of shoe on head.
Also timestamp
comprende?
User avatar #1906 to #1905 - fazbear (12/04/2015) [-]
I'll do it later, it's late and all. How 'bout tomorrow I give you one?
#1918 to #1908 - fazbear (12/14/2015) [-]
heres ur pic, not enough room for shoe on head w/ camera
User avatar #1919 to #1918 - kibbleking (12/14/2015) [-]
You said tomorrow. It was ten days.
#1920 to #1919 - fazbear (12/14/2015) [-]
Still did it, didn't I?
#1921 to #1920 - kibbleking (12/14/2015) [-]
It wasn't very timely. At least that faggot phanact did it with a shoe.
#1922 to #1921 - fazbear (12/14/2015) [-]
Don't act like you were just so eager to see what I look like. You do know i've posted pictures of myself on the site before, right? You could've gone back and seen one of those.
#1923 to #1922 - kibbleking (12/14/2015) [-]
I don't lurk enough.
#1907 to #1906 - kibbleking (12/04/2015) [-]
do it In the meantime check out my mixtape fam.
#1890 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
show us your face, ******
User avatar #1909 to #1890 - alfonshister (12/06/2015) [-]
shhh

he already did
User avatar #1910 to #1909 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
when?
User avatar #1912 to #1911 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
oh **** yeah i remember that
#1888 - warioteam (11/20/2015) [-]
how the **** did you spend this much time on a game with two hours of content, at best
also whats with all the overused rule 63 screenshots in the artwork section of this game
#1889 to #1888 - fazbear (11/21/2015) [-]
Because I like FNaF, I like it a lot. I like it to the point where I waste hours of my life playing it. It's just how I am, ***** .
And I dunno.
#1886 - teegoogilycoffeeme (11/17/2015) [-]
real life picture of you
#1887 to #1886 - fazbear (11/17/2015) [-]
I would get upset, but you're right.
User avatar #1884 - warioteam (11/17/2015) [-]
doot doot
#1885 to #1884 - fazbear (11/17/2015) [-]
What the **** man, why didn't you add a skeleton to your doots.
I was expecting a spooky skeleton, dammit.
#1881 - bews (11/12/2015) [-]
>Calls self Fazber
>Clearly Uses Foxy as avatar.
0/8 bad profile, mate.
#1882 to #1881 - fazbear (11/12/2015) [-]
The name is Fazbear, not Freddy Fazbear.
I use all of the Fazbear Animatronics, ***** .
User avatar #1877 - fazbearxplain (11/08/2015) [-]
faz I wanna draw **** but the **** I wanna draw isn't turning out good so I want you to commision something and see how that turns out
#1878 to #1877 - fazbear (11/08/2015) [-]
Draw Freddy tap-dancing.
User avatar #1879 to #1878 - fazbearxplain (11/08/2015) [-]
instead I drew kuro and what's her face along with erma and her dog.
Maybe one day I'll post it to the internet.
#1875 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
fred night 5 was bad but you just didnt know it
#1870 - temmie (11/06/2015) [-]
hOI!!! im temmie!!
#1872 to #1871 - temmie (11/06/2015) [-]
mechanik animal iz a... CUTE!!!!
#1873 to #1872 - fazbear (11/06/2015) [-]
you is also a cute.
#1864 - anotherponyaccount (11/05/2015) [-]
That'a good ******* banner
User avatar #1868 to #1867 - anotherponyaccount (11/06/2015) [-]
That's short for "I know" right?
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