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#2 - hope this doesn't offend anyone but when i meet atheists i al…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/12/2013 on can't help it +4
User avatar #223 - daniboi (02/12/2013) [-]
9/10, lots of jimmies got rustled.
User avatar #157 - iketchum (02/12/2013) [-]
Since when the fuck do you have to accept God in your life to be happy?

Richard Dawkins seems like a pretty cool guy. He denies God and doesnt afraid of anything
#145 - veryinteresting (02/12/2013) [-]
omg, wow. People aren`t miserable, just because they deny god. You have fun with your imaginary friend, devoting your life to forfilling someone elses wished. we atheists are realistic, free and can do whatever the fuck we want, witin the laws.
User avatar #121 - defensive (02/12/2013) [-]
Who the hell is thumbing down all the post that actually make sense?
I'm atheist not because I'm miserable, cause that's fucking retarded. I'm atheist because the idea of some supernatural being that created the earth and humans simply makes no sense too me. Sorry for deciding to go with science in this one life we have instead of choosing to live in the dark.
User avatar #112 - sonym (02/12/2013) [-]
I can't be happy with my life because I'm an atheist? That is just plain dumb, I choose not to believe in something just as you choose not to believe in Zeus, Odin or Vishnu. Denying god does not make anyone a terrible person, not from a logical point of view at least.
User avatar #150 - rainbowrush (02/12/2013) [-]
Denying Odin is just plane down retarded, tho.
User avatar #176 - sonym (02/12/2013) [-]
It is, he rid the world of ice giants
#102 - minimobster (02/12/2013) [-]
I haven't killed myself because It would only bring pain and sorrow to the people who love me, and whom I love in return. I don't deny the existence of a God because I'm miserable, I do it because I became too old to have an imaginary friend. I made real friends who I could talk to about my problems, and could potentially help me get through them. Friends who talk to me in return.
I've attended church many times throughout my life, and I just don't understand what these people think they're accomplishing by throwing their hands up in the air and pretend to talk to someone who isn't there. Why they associate everything that happens in their life with Jesus. "I got a promotion, praise Him!" Praise yourself for working your ass of and earning that promotion. "My surgery was a success, praise Him!" Praise the doctors who actually saved your life, and not your imaginary friend.
The concept of a God, a perfect being, is laughable. Perfection is a concept and not attainable in any way. If God were omnipotent, as he is claimed to be, he could stop every natural disaster from happening, prevent murders, rapes, and the like. But he does not. So, if he does exist and is omnipotent, and does not do everything in his limitless power to prevent these happenstances, then he is a jerk. Why would you worship a jerk?
User avatar #67 - YllekNayr (02/12/2013) [-]
Not particularly sure why this is receiving upvotes, unless it's under the reason of "fair play" in which case I guess that makes sense.
User avatar #148 - rainbowrush (02/12/2013) [-]
It's a joke, bro
User avatar #53 - camotrollin (02/12/2013) [-]
How does one get attention for any religious belief? Not just atheist or christian, but any belief at all. It's a personal choice that is made by each person for their own reasons. I wouldn't call out a buddhist saying "you are only buddhist for attention". What makes atheism a cry for attention while christianity, judaism, islam, buddhist, hindi, ect. are just people believing what they believe?
#39 - emac (02/12/2013) [-]
Now why do you say that you have to be miserable to "deny" god? I'm an atheist and I generally consider myself to be pretty happy with my life. The concept of "God" just never really made sense to me.

I'm not against the belief in God, it's just really not my thing.
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#62 - if someone is more prone to violence, theft, rape, they should…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2013 on pointing out facts is not... -12
User avatar #606 - andalitemadness (01/17/2013) [-]
This is so weird. Does Funnyjunk agree with his opinion or not? btw, I don't agree at all and think he is ridiculous, but why did they thumb him up when he stated this the first time but not the second?
User avatar #246 - Ruspanic (01/17/2013) [-]
Someone = an individual, fuckwit.
#175 - kez (01/17/2013) [-]
That doesnt even make sense. Not ignoring the fact that you are a bad person
#25 - personally i find homosexuality morally reprehensible. i think…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/17/2013 on pointing out facts is not... -16
User avatar #755 - dbrak (01/18/2013) [-]
actually, studies show that the majority of pedophiles are hetero.
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1556756
#787 - pokerdog (02/18/2013) [-]
He was making a comment on how many gays are pedos, not how many pedos are gay.
User avatar #788 - dbrak (02/18/2013) [-]
well gays are a small minority, so the ratio of gay pedos to gay non-pedos is going to be higher than the ratio for heteros.
User avatar #209 - masterfluffydubs (01/17/2013) [-]
lmfao what the fuck
#34 - YllekNayr (01/17/2013) [-]
aaaaaaand now you're trying too hard
#24 - Comment deleted 01/17/2013 on pointing out facts is not... 0
#13 - I honestly think that since black people are much more likely …  [+] (29 new replies) 01/17/2013 on pointing out facts is not... +9
#256 - blbrian (01/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #248 - guywithastick (01/17/2013) [-]
I guess you must have read "the bell curve book".


If thats the case I must as a psychology student ask you to go fuck yourself
User avatar #235 - lasmamoe (01/17/2013) [-]
You're allowed to have that opinion ... i guess.

im speechless
User avatar #148 - ddpk (01/17/2013) [-]
You should go fuck your self.
User avatar #116 - happyxwolfy (01/17/2013) [-]
This is seriously the most retarded thing I've seen on the internet. =l
#104 - eminesser (01/17/2013) [-]
That is so racist that its funny
User avatar #99 - hoshasei (01/17/2013) [-]
omg! and why don't we just make black people being born a felony while we're at it.
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User avatar #62 - faxanadu (01/17/2013) [-]
if someone is more prone to violence, theft, rape, they should be punished accordingly
User avatar #606 - andalitemadness (01/17/2013) [-]
This is so weird. Does Funnyjunk agree with his opinion or not? btw, I don't agree at all and think he is ridiculous, but why did they thumb him up when he stated this the first time but not the second?
User avatar #246 - Ruspanic (01/17/2013) [-]
Someone = an individual, fuckwit.
#175 - kez (01/17/2013) [-]
That doesnt even make sense. Not ignoring the fact that you are a bad person
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User avatar #32 - WakaTakaBang (01/17/2013) [-]
This is one of those very rare occasions where I'm not sure if a person is trolling or not.
#29 - awesomenessdefined (01/17/2013) [-]
I
#21 - serotonin (01/17/2013) [-]
Interesting. FJ is super liberal when it comes to homosex but very conservative when it comes to blacks.
#515 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
calling conservatives racist? shut da fack up
#521 - theafroman (01/17/2013) [-]
NIgga, learn to grammar. And capitalize.
User avatar #48 - tacobadger (01/17/2013) [-]
What the fuck is your definition of conservative?
Do you even know what youre saying?
User avatar #28 - generaljosh (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure he was being, like, super ironic
User avatar #25 - faxanadu (01/17/2013) [-]
personally i find homosexuality morally reprehensible. i think that gay activity is a crime, and that a lot of gays are pedophiles
User avatar #755 - dbrak (01/18/2013) [-]
actually, studies show that the majority of pedophiles are hetero.
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1556756
#787 - pokerdog (02/18/2013) [-]
He was making a comment on how many gays are pedos, not how many pedos are gay.
User avatar #788 - dbrak (02/18/2013) [-]
well gays are a small minority, so the ratio of gay pedos to gay non-pedos is going to be higher than the ratio for heteros.
User avatar #209 - masterfluffydubs (01/17/2013) [-]
lmfao what the fuck
#34 - YllekNayr (01/17/2013) [-]
aaaaaaand now you're trying too hard
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#73 - yeah i just saw it. 01/05/2013 on faxanadu's profile 0
#71 - I'm back. For real this time  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2013 on faxanadu's profile 0
User avatar #72 - teoberry (01/05/2013) [-]
fuck yeah mang. you noticed the religion board?
User avatar #73 - faxanadu (01/05/2013) [-]
yeah i just saw it.
#68 - I'm making a comeback.....soon  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2012 on faxanadu's profile 0
User avatar #69 - teoberry (10/24/2012) [-]
fuckin good m8
User avatar #71 - faxanadu (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm back. For real this time
User avatar #72 - teoberry (01/05/2013) [-]
fuck yeah mang. you noticed the religion board?
User avatar #73 - faxanadu (01/05/2013) [-]
yeah i just saw it.
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User avatar #83 - teoberry (02/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #81 - Viggiator (01/06/2013) [-]
Seriously dude, your racism is kind of insane.. You should really do something about that.
#80 - megachangle (01/06/2013) [-]
You blocked my main account because you are a faggot, but let me ask you something. I noticed no one seems to agree with what you say, yet you get thumbed for your content. Why? Be honest, do you use proxies?
User avatar #82 to #80 - cryingchicken (10/03/2013) [-]
he is a well known troll and people enjoy the ********** he creates.
User avatar #78 - teoberry (01/05/2013) [-]
Damn, I should check the name when commenting. Whatever though.
User avatar #70 - mayormilkman (12/05/2012) [-]
RIP in peace... (I guess.)
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User avatar #67 - teoberry (10/22/2012) [-]
damn i miss you.
User avatar #68 to #67 - faxanadu (10/24/2012) [-]
I'm making a comeback.....soon
User avatar #71 to #69 - faxanadu (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm back. For real this time
User avatar #72 to #71 - teoberry (01/05/2013) [-]
**** yeah mang. you noticed the religion board?
User avatar #73 to #72 - faxanadu (01/05/2013) [-]
yeah i just saw it.
User avatar #65 - ilovehitler (09/29/2012) [-]
Zlamous, I can't say I agree with your opinions, but I do have to say you are pretty awesome.
With your acts of stupidity, you've made people just speechless. And for that, I must say "bravo".
User avatar #66 to #65 - faxanadu (10/02/2012) [-]
:)
User avatar #64 - WhattheNorris (09/26/2012) [-]
I don't think the internet is where you should try earning your conversion badge.
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User avatar #59 to #58 - faxanadu (09/26/2012) [-]
Sorry I destroyed your ignorant, secular worldview. I'll pray for you
User avatar #61 to #59 - derangedberger (09/26/2012) [-]
If you really are zlamous, as you appear to be, I know you are trolling, so don't bother.
User avatar #62 to #61 - faxanadu (09/26/2012) [-]
i dont understand why people think im trolling
User avatar #63 to #62 - blahness (09/26/2012) [-]
because if you weren't, then you'd be >literally too stupid to insult

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User avatar #54 - ningyoaijin (09/26/2012) [-]
"I have God on my side and athiests only have blind faith"...?

Your sheer stupidity burns... You're the one with blind faith in the absurd...
User avatar #46 - hipopatonims (09/26/2012) [-]
So can you still reply to this? I know you were banned but ive seen some replys from you like 16 minutes ago so im curious.
User avatar #47 to #46 - faxanadu (09/26/2012) [-]
yeah i can still reply
User avatar #48 to #47 - hipopatonims (09/26/2012) [-]
Nice! Not sure if youre serious about Christianity or not (seeing as youre posting it on FJ even though you know the result, I doubt you are) But do you know that he did some pretty awful stuff to people in the bible?
User avatar #49 to #48 - faxanadu (09/26/2012) [-]
No. God never gives people more than they can handle
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User avatar #50 to #49 - hipopatonims (09/26/2012) [-]
Actually it states in the bible that god sent bears to maul some children for making fun of a guys baldness. And whats up with flooding the earth? If hes perfect then how did he mess up with people and have to flood it? Hes actually killed a lot of people in the bible.
User avatar #51 to #50 - faxanadu (09/26/2012) [-]
anyone's hes killed deserved it. everything God does is good by definition because God is the sole arbiter of good and evil
User avatar #52 to #51 - hipopatonims (09/26/2012) [-]
Hmm, I see. Well im not to knowledgeable on the subject so I cant really argue, but I am none the less atheist. Could he make a boulder he cant lift? Hahaha!
User avatar #29 - illegalartist (09/12/2012) [-]
...Not sure if stupid or trolling...
User avatar #30 to #29 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
none of the above ************
User avatar #32 to #30 - illegalartist (09/12/2012) [-]
so extra stupid :) i suppose youd have to be to believe in organized religion
User avatar #34 to #32 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
atheism is an religion
#37 to #34 - jallan (09/12/2012) [-]
"Atheism is an religion"
User avatar #40 to #37 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
atheism is a belief concerning the existence of God so its a religion
User avatar #35 to #34 - illegalartist (09/12/2012) [-]
rofl fail troll
User avatar #36 to #35 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
yes you are
User avatar #38 to #36 - illegalartist (09/12/2012) [-]
excellent comeback! must be hard to think of such witty comebacks between swallowing loads from your church preacher
User avatar #39 to #38 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
at least im not getting ass ****** by richard dawkins
User avatar #41 to #39 - illegalartist (09/12/2012) [-]
if i was satan i would tell people that they could sin as much as they want, ask for forgiveness, and then go to heaven.

enjoy hell and an eternity of cum guzzling demons :D
User avatar #42 to #41 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
"eternity of cum guzzling demons"

so theyll be guzzling my cum? doesnt sound have bad, maybe ur mum is one of the demons.

but im not going to hell, u dumbas. im going to heaven and UR going to hell where youll be ****** by satans flaming cocks
User avatar #43 to #42 - illegalartist (09/12/2012) [-]
no obviously you would be the one drinking the semen, you really are retarded. thank god youve had so much dick sucking practice in church. and nope, if there is a hell you are definitely going there.
User avatar #44 to #43 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
retarted*
#55 to #44 - anonymous (09/26/2012) [-]
retarded*
#27 - ccccmoney (09/12/2012) [-]
"Haw-haw! You got banned!"
User avatar #28 to #27 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
did i really?
User avatar #4 - mablemoox (09/11/2012) [-]
You're probably getting a bunch of **** for the 9/11 post so I thought I'd tell you, good for you bro. Good on you for posting that.
User avatar #6 to #4 - gazoogo (09/12/2012) [-]
You're a ******* idiot.
User avatar #12 to #6 - mablemoox (09/12/2012) [-]
Thank you for saying so
User avatar #14 to #12 - gazoogo (09/12/2012) [-]
No problem.
#22 to #14 - mablemoox (09/12/2012) [-]
Don't you have something better to do than go to this kids page. Look at his comments. Read mine encouraging him. And continue to be a cunt bucket.
User avatar #23 to #22 - gazoogo (09/12/2012) [-]
Not really. I just have no respect for you pieces of **** . I thought it was necessary to let you know how retarded you are for actually believing these bull **** conspiracy theories.

I was done, if you didn't notice in comment #14, but I guess you still want to argue.
User avatar #24 to #23 - mablemoox (09/12/2012) [-]
Since when is asking questions and not believing everything you're told disrespectful? People who had family members die on 9/11 still don't believe the official story. I'm not dishonoring their death by asking questions and wanting to find the whole truth. And if that is your definition of disrespect then that's quite depressing.
User avatar #26 to #24 - gazoogo (09/12/2012) [-]
The entire idea that this was somehow a plot formulated by our government is mind-blowingly stupid. It is the definition of retarded. Posts like the one this dude made are just so blatantly wrong that it's just hard to comprehend how someone could believe it. I mean saying that a building shouldn't have fallen down because one of many reasons for the collapse in the report was fire weakening the supports of the building is just plain dumb. It was hit by a plane. A. PLANE. It doesn't matter if there way fire or not, the plane took out an entire portion of the buildings. If you ram a 737 into the Willis tower, it will fall down. There's no question. Saying that it shouldn't have because some other building a quarter its size caught on fire and stayed standing is kind of stupid.

Notice how I'm emphasizing how stupid each of these things that you apparently believe are. They. are. stupid. And so are you if you believe them. Just give it up. It wasn't a conspiracy...
User avatar #31 to #26 - mablemoox (09/12/2012) [-]
Ignorance is bliss
User avatar #8 to #6 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
u dont talk to my ****** like that u little pussy bitch
User avatar #10 to #8 - gazoogo (09/12/2012) [-]
Aren't you banned? And you're just as ******* retarded as he is, faggot.
User avatar #11 to #10 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
choke on ur moms dick u homo
User avatar #16 to #11 - gazoogo (09/12/2012) [-]
I'll try.
User avatar #5 to #4 - faxanadu (09/11/2012) [-]
:)
User avatar #9 to #3 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
didnt wanna see ur gay porn collection u faggot
User avatar #13 to #9 - defender (09/12/2012) [-]
Don't lie you love Jesus getting it on with himself
User avatar #15 to #13 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
omg **** YOU
User avatar #17 to #15 - defender (09/12/2012) [-]
Sorry I exceeded my ***** for today on your mom
User avatar #18 to #17 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
stop!! im literaly gonna cry
User avatar #19 to #18 - defender (09/12/2012) [-]
Made your mom cry tears of pleasure and joy last night
User avatar #20 to #19 - faxanadu (09/12/2012) [-]
ok im calling the police
User avatar #25 to #20 - defender (09/12/2012) [-]
The police came by I told them you were a dick and they agreed so they left
User avatar #21 to #20 - defender (09/12/2012) [-]
The Internet police
User avatar #33 to #21 - illegalartist (09/12/2012) [-]
hahahaha you kick ass
User avatar #45 to #33 - defender (09/13/2012) [-]
thank you so do you
#2 - anonymous (09/11/2012) [-]
He does seem pretty stupid...
#1 - anonymous (09/11/2012) [-]
retard alert!!!
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