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#52 - That would have definitely been the case.  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on Good Guy Soldier +1
User avatar #54 - commontroll (9 hours ago) [-]
It's gon' be alright lil' nigga.

But yeah, at least you're able to pass Air Force physical standards. My friend barely got a high enough score on the ASVAB and washed out of basic because he blacked out during a run and allegedly had a heart attack according to himself.
#50 - Someone didn't get into the air force  [+] (16 new replies) 9 hours ago on Good Guy Soldier +35
User avatar #61 - Tusura (9 hours ago) [-]
I never applied for any military position.

still... fuck the Air Force.

Joe Schmoe in the Air Force out ranks Officer Whoosit in any other section of the military, just for being Air Force.

If he tries to enforce it, he'll have his ass handed to him/her, but they still technically outrank others just for being an Air Force member, so Fuck the Air Force.
#177 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (5 hours ago) [-]
That is a lie if I ever heard one, my Commander was an Army col. when I was deployed you fucking idiot and he was the best commander I ever had
User avatar #140 - TheExile (6 hours ago) [-]
As somebody who is AF, this isn't true at all? Ranks are recognized across the board. If I (an E4) go up to an NCO (we have Naval and Marine liasons in my unit) from another branch and try to talk shit or "enforce rank", I will get my shit handed to me by everybody. I mean, yes there are some people who think the AF is better and that they're better for being part of it. But if you even try to say for one second that the same sentiment is not spread among various people from ALL branches, you're completely ignorant and should have no part of this conversation. I don't know what you've heard, but I can guarantee that most "rumors" you hear about people and different military branches is bullshit.

We all are from different branches, yes. But we are all members of the US Military. Rank is rank, and with the exception of a few cases (most of which get dealt with), rank is recognized across all branches across the board.
User avatar #189 - trollchildxy (4 hours ago) [-]
My family has served in all branches except army. Each branch has its ups and downs, the air force's up is that it's much "cushier" than other branches. The Army's up is that you can weigh 400 lbs at 5'9" and be allowed into boot camp. The marine's up is your IQ can be as low as 80 when you join. And the Navy's up is that you get to wear one of those snazzy sailor boy uniforms and spoon with bunk-mates.

The down of them all is they all seem to hate each-other for some reason, and that's just sad because they are all equally awesome and equally shitty. Leave it to human beings to ruin what should be a tightly bound brotherhood/sisterhood of men/women defending their nation.
#166 - DarkestLink (5 hours ago) [-]
The Air Force is a waste of funding.
User avatar #168 - TheExile (5 hours ago) [-]
k
User avatar #194 - missaddie (4 hours ago) [-]
I like the Air Force's uniforms best, and I heard the Air Force Band (like the top one) at a concert and so they're just my favorite because of that. My dad was in the marines and my mom in the navy, so I don't know why I have that opinion.
Or why I'm telling you lol
User avatar #195 - TheExile (4 hours ago) [-]
I personally think the Marines have the best looking cammies, but I've never seen any of the military bands perform. I'm the first non-Army person in my family, it was weird telling all of them and seeing their reactions lol
User avatar #51 - commontroll (9 hours ago) [-]
Somebody didn't make the pass the Army physical.
User avatar #141 - TheExile (6 hours ago) [-]
But they're the same physical
#159 - devout feminist (5 hours ago) [-]
They are not.
User avatar #167 - TheExile (5 hours ago) [-]
The initial physical to get into all branches is done at your local MEPS. I believe the Marines and Special Forces have different qualifications, but the general physicals for generic branch jobs is the same for everybody. You don't meet specialized requirements until you to the Basic Training portion of your branch, in which case the requirements are different. however, that is a PT test, and not a physical. I know because I've gone through MEPS 2-3 times (had medical issues I had to resolve before they'd approve me) and went through with various people from various branches. We chilled and hung out all day, and we all did the exact same portions.

I'm not saying the physical requirements are different, but the initial physical to get in is the same across the board, excluding Special Forces and (possibly) Marines.
User avatar #133 - commontroll (6 hours ago) [-]
I just realized I accidentally a few words there.
User avatar #108 - kingferret (7 hours ago) [-]
Jesus, you'd have to be armless to fail that.
#52 - fauxshores (9 hours ago) [-]
That would have definitely been the case.
User avatar #54 - commontroll (9 hours ago) [-]
It's gon' be alright lil' nigga.

But yeah, at least you're able to pass Air Force physical standards. My friend barely got a high enough score on the ASVAB and washed out of basic because he blacked out during a run and allegedly had a heart attack according to himself.
#54 - Picture 07/19/2014 on Burn the witch! +1
#23 - Id ask but my name isnt really interesting  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 9 +6
#188 - JustintheWaysian (07/18/2014) [-]
You're not too bright, are you?
User avatar #273 - fukinitech (07/19/2014) [-]
ikr his name is so interesting.
#4844 - **fauxshores rolls 208,047,788** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
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#42 - Picture 07/16/2014 on Man killed to death +2
#22 - Picture 07/16/2014 on Obama Meets Horse -1
#6 - That first stance he's in 07/12/2014 on Are you not entertained? +42
#4 - lol 07/12/2014 on First time flying. 0

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#20 - toonbreth (06/30/2014) [-]
you actually posted on my account!?    
WHILE I WASN'T ON THIS SITE?!
you actually posted on my account!?
WHILE I WASN'T ON THIS SITE?!
User avatar #18 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
nice roll man, nicely done
#14 - pedocommando (08/17/2013) [-]
"If not 27 I delete my account."
>Rolls 95

Waiting for that delete there Mr. Liar. Deleting the comment does not save you.
User avatar #15 to #14 - fauxshores (08/17/2013) [-]
Yes it does
#16 to #15 - pedocommando (08/18/2013) [-]
Not really, it's still seen in your comment history. And that can't be deleted. Way to be a fag though, not following through and such.
User avatar #17 to #16 - fauxshores (08/18/2013) [-]
Im okay with it
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User avatar #9 - battlefieldlover (10/19/2012) [-]
Hey Faux. Its wirdal.
User avatar #10 to #9 - fauxshores (10/19/2012) [-]
Ohai
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#7 - toonbreth (09/01/2012) [-]
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You, have too many items!
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