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#272 - Im sorry, Could you please reword that GRAMATICAL FUCK?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2011 on PIX 'N SHIT -2
User avatar #328 - SchfiftyFive (06/06/2011) [-]
YouMustBeNewHere.Jpg
#171 - Idk why, but i genuinely feel bad for extremely fat people. 06/04/2011 on 6.5 to 7 inches +5
#5 - Lol Sorry but, big brother is legitimately retarted 06/03/2011 on Is that funnyjunk she's... -1
#519 - That post made me laugh, anyone who is that involved in som…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2011 on Good guy Greg 0
User avatar #523 - danield (06/03/2011) [-]
I noticed also on 4chan and thought it was petty of /b/ to do that i thought we weren't good enough to troll with D:
#511 - Man you must have some serious hate against that game to say t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2011 on Good guy Greg -1
User avatar #533 - kallioli (06/03/2011) [-]
No, not really, I just dislike it. I understand that this site is no well of wisdom, and I am listening to Sal as I browse.
#493 - WIN!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2011 on Good guy Greg +1
#496 - ohharroder (06/03/2011) [-]
I wish I had done the Dubz - Zero pic. Would be even more win :(
#489 - (A Hop off (B Hop off (C ...fuck what was it aga…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2011 on Good guy Greg -1
User avatar #499 - kallioli (06/03/2011) [-]
Go to www.khanacademy.org and learn something. Brush up on your math, introduce yourself to astronomy, listen to Sal talk about economics, just do anything but play that game.

Keep in mind that I am trying to save you, as playing Call Of Duty does NOT promote nor boost personal and prefessional growth.
User avatar #511 - faustitas (06/03/2011) [-]
Man you must have some serious hate against that game to say that,
What did it do to you?
Did it give you nightmares :o

To contradict your statement,
This site does not promote nor boost personal and professional growth, just like anything else on the internet, or any other game.
User avatar #533 - kallioli (06/03/2011) [-]
No, not really, I just dislike it. I understand that this site is no well of wisdom, and I am listening to Sal as I browse.
#475 - Did what? Pirated? Theyre lettin you play free mp for th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2011 on Good guy Greg -1
User avatar #477 - syconess (06/03/2011) [-]
I bought the full game after lol.. steam name Syconess add me up
#458 - Sooo... who else is downloading FREE CoD BO on steam? I…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/03/2011 on Good guy Greg 0
User avatar #482 - kallioli (06/03/2011) [-]
(A Call Of Duty is shit. I know you said so yourself, and that is what intrigues me. Why not miss the opportunity? Why not spare yourself some braincells? They might come in handy.

(B Call Of Duty is shit.

(C Call Of Duty is shit.
User avatar #489 - faustitas (06/03/2011) [-]
(A Hop off

(B Hop off

(C ...fuck what was it again?

(C.5 Hop off
User avatar #499 - kallioli (06/03/2011) [-]
Go to www.khanacademy.org and learn something. Brush up on your math, introduce yourself to astronomy, listen to Sal talk about economics, just do anything but play that game.

Keep in mind that I am trying to save you, as playing Call Of Duty does NOT promote nor boost personal and prefessional growth.
User avatar #511 - faustitas (06/03/2011) [-]
Man you must have some serious hate against that game to say that,
What did it do to you?
Did it give you nightmares :o

To contradict your statement,
This site does not promote nor boost personal and professional growth, just like anything else on the internet, or any other game.
User avatar #533 - kallioli (06/03/2011) [-]
No, not really, I just dislike it. I understand that this site is no well of wisdom, and I am listening to Sal as I browse.
User avatar #467 - syconess (06/03/2011) [-]
i did that like a week after it came out...
User avatar #475 - faustitas (06/03/2011) [-]
Did what?
Pirated?
Theyre lettin you play free mp for the weekend,

Sounds better than playing on shitty hacked servers.
User avatar #477 - syconess (06/03/2011) [-]
I bought the full game after lol.. steam name Syconess add me up
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User avatar #37 - UsernamesSuck (02/28/2011) [-]
i added you. BTW, can you please reupload the wincest comp?
#36 - AyonEopia **User deleted account** (02/28/2011) [-]
Added you on Windows Live.
Added you on Windows Live.
#35 - derpmcgurk (02/17/2011) [-]
read your story.

Sorry to hear that, bro. I've had some pretty jerk friends in the past. But you'll make it through if you keep living and take things one step at a time. (cliche, I know). Just try to find something you enjoy, and change your surroundings. Very similar story happened to me my last year of jr.high school and my 1st year at college. Two very different girls, pulled that same bullshit. I could add a third and a fourth but after about the fourth one, it dosen't sting as much, but it gets better with age.

The empty hurt you feel is part of this journey. It feels shitty, but that'll go away with time. just gotta give it time. Do whatever sustains you. Once it's over more awesome and more shitty stuff is gonna happen in life.

User avatar #33 - RJstacy (02/17/2011) [-]
read the post, and listen, life is like the ting yang symbol, this may be the dark part currently, but theres gonna be a shine of light soon my friend, something good will always come out of the bad, keep your head up, you got your life ahead
User avatar #32 - Sneasel (02/17/2011) [-]
I read your story and pretty much the same thing happend to me...
Feels bad but things will get better.
User avatar #31 - tittyvenndiagram (02/17/2011) [-]
Hey man, i read your post...
Don't kill yourself because of a girl, life has too much to offer. Though I may not understand exactly how you feel, I do understand that you were heartbroken, that there is nothing in this world that is worth suicide.
#30 - Detox (02/17/2011) [-]
I wanted to comment here so there are less likely to be people trolling in the comments.  
<--this always makes me smile, hope it does the same for you.  
  
I read your story, and I feel really bad for you man.  Shit like that always happens to the nicest people.  But killing yourself won't solve anything; there are plenty more girls out there, and you'll eventually find the perfect one.  Beautiful, smart, funny, similar interests, etc.  
  
Anyways, if you even need to talk just send me an IM/PM.  I'd be happy to chat with you :D
I wanted to comment here so there are less likely to be people trolling in the comments.
<--this always makes me smile, hope it does the same for you.

I read your story, and I feel really bad for you man. Shit like that always happens to the nicest people. But killing yourself won't solve anything; there are plenty more girls out there, and you'll eventually find the perfect one. Beautiful, smart, funny, similar interests, etc.

Anyways, if you even need to talk just send me an IM/PM. I'd be happy to chat with you :D
User avatar #29 - stompa (02/17/2011) [-]
Dont kill yourself man FJ loves you:)
User avatar #28 - TheTurnbull ONLINE (02/17/2011) [-]
Hey bro, I just want to let you know the EXACT same thing happened to m. only her name was Zofia and she cheated on me, told me about it, broke up with me and dated the guy the moment she could. I just wanna let you know bro, it doesn't get much worse than that,. so it will certainly will get better. And sure fj has some assholes. But we're also a bunch of guys who have felt the same shit as you, hold in there bro, you'll make it.
#26 - anonymous (02/17/2011) [-]
i 4got my password but rele wanted 2 say sumthing rele quick...I LOVE YOU!ur rele sweet and i found ur story cute (not that she dumped u but that u cared) dont due drugs or cut?kil urself tho.thers someone who rele loves u out ther
#27 to #26 - anonymous (02/17/2011) [-]
btw my profile is gillybeanrox.
User avatar #23 - pierregold (02/17/2011) [-]
idk if this is what you want to hear, but if she does something like that to you then just let her go. If you keep trying than it might happen again. Theres plenty of other people out there.
#21 - anonymous (02/17/2011) [-]
FJ loves you
User avatar #18 - iLoveMrPhD (02/17/2011) [-]
I'm not saying she won't feel the exact same way because there's a BIG possibility she would; you're a sweetie and you should know that. I don't see why she hasn't been out with you, honestly xD You've done more for that Hayden girl than my love has ever done for me to make me love him.

I would really, really want to discuss this, even thought it would be both uncomfortable for us considering we're both heartbroken and tend not to share our problems; thought considering you posted a content letting your feelings out, you should be able to talk things like this through with me and I'm really happy to help and discuss about this.
User avatar #20 to #18 - faustitas (02/17/2011) [-]
I would like to discuss it.
Thats what im here to do
User avatar #25 to #20 - iLoveMrPhD (02/17/2011) [-]
I'm guessing none of what I'm saying are helpful (I was mainly up for the discussion)..

Anyway, continue to speak to her, but only for friendship's sake. Keep the friendship strong and make sure you both have everything you need for each other to remain close. Act more of a friend than a lover, that way you'll be both comfortable being around each other.
User avatar #24 to #20 - iLoveMrPhD (02/17/2011) [-]
Those pills will make you feel more depressed / suicidal as it's giving you this "I can die whenever I want" feeling and sometimes, 'whenever' just isn't the right time, if you catch my drift.

If you want to me to be straight forward;
Don't have your heart set on this girl. It's kind of hard letting that 'I've found the perfect one' feeling go but sometimes we gotta accept that. Find a hobby or do things that will take your mind off the situation. Honestly, it took me quite a long time to recover from what just happened as I absolutely felt very sick when I saw that, the tears just started to come out and that's when I realized how much I cared for him ._.
User avatar #22 to #20 - iLoveMrPhD (02/17/2011) [-]
I'm pretty sure you don't believe in the whole "more fish in the sea" concept like I, so I'm not going to force that on you; sometimes it works too well that you find yourself stuck in the same dilemma as you are in now but as much as possible, avoid thinking of / seeing this girl. A month or two normally does it.

Anyway, it would be nice to have fresh start in life and I suggest getting those pills out of your sight / just get rid of them. Don't waste the one and only life you have. For all you care, you'd be huge success in the near future but since this just recently happened to you, I suggest letting all the tears and feelings out; I know it does me good.
User avatar #19 to #18 - iLoveMrPhD (02/17/2011) [-]
*discuss this. not discuss about this.. i have a lot of grammatical errors in my comments i guess. i'm just saying things straight from my heart so please ignore the wrong sentence structures and spellings :(
User avatar #17 - iLoveMrPhD (02/17/2011) [-]
If you think I'm only saying this so, well, basically, to state an opinion to prove something, well no I'm not. I wouldn't have commented to advice you not to do this or something else if I wasn't able to relate to your story / give you an advice as I've went through EXACTLY the same (not word for word but I hope you know where I've been going with this). If you want to talk about this furthermore, I'm always here. I managed to live throught the times even when I know he'll never have the same feelings I have for him.
User avatar #16 - iLoveMrPhD (02/17/2011) [-]
After that, I suddenly lost my confidence and even affected our friendship by putting my feelings between us two. I felt suicidal like you did; I didn't feel like there was no point to living furthermore so I nearly tried to hang myself using a USB chord (which was the nearest to me) but thought "No. I could do so much better than taking my one and only life because of someone I developed feelings for." I'm gonna be honest with you, I also had that "I love him" feeling and not that crap "crush" thing that kids do/feel. I've known for him quite a long time and I thought that he was the absolute best. [Comment To Be Continued]
User avatar #15 - iLoveMrPhD (02/17/2011) [-]
Heya and yes, like others, your content concerning that friend of yours brought me here. Anyway, I'm not being some relationship guru or something but one thing I do know is you can NOT let yourself go because of a girl. I really, really, really know how you feel. This happened to me recently with a perfect-in-my-point-of-view boy. I thought what we actually had was special and he always gives me the most warm hugs and even called me beautiful, but bitch lead me on; a couple of days later, I found him in a relationship with someone as well (saw it on Facebook like you did) [Comment To Be Continued]
User avatar #14 - dbrak (02/17/2011) [-]
hey i posted this on your thing but i needed to make sure you saw it. honestly... you need to do some things for yourself. get off the weed. whether or not you're into broadway, i want you to listen to two songs from my favorite musical, the drowsy chaperone. one is about forgiveness and the other is about love being ok in the end. theyre both really funny, and i promise theyll help.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcCVsss7Ph4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Pu98ViG_4
User avatar #13 - RRRaY (02/17/2011) [-]
ey man... i read ur story.. u cant kill yourself man... life.. has many great things, and u havent expeirenced it all yet.. im young, yea i kno, but still, jus hold it out.. if she doesnt come around.. forget her, move on, ull find a girl who is worth it nd who cares about you.. but dont give up.. as it was said ain a disney movies one time.. keep moving foward
User avatar #12 - EpicMoose (02/16/2011) [-]
Mr. Faust,
That girl has no clue what she's missing out on, because she probably wouldn't ever find a guy who cared about her that much.
If she's the one, it'll work out someway or another, and if she isn't you'll know.
There are manymanymany girls who would die to have a guy love her as much as you love Hayden.
I hope life starts showing the bright side for you soon Faust,
good luck and don't give up on life because you never know who or what you'll find in the future.
Sincerely,
me<3
User avatar #11 - antichrister (02/16/2011) [-]
Y'know, I was in the exact same position as you a few months ago. I tried to kill myself, now I gotta live with the scars. Things seemed so bad, I loved her so much, we had gone out but she finished it for a reason I don't want to say. She said she still loved me, but wouldn't get back with me. She began kissing other boys and such, but I loved her regardless. LOTS of bad shit happened, I don't really wanna say it though. 10 months later, I still love her. And now, since last Friday, we're back together. Neither of us had had another partner. Don't give up hope. I mean, it all looked as plain as anything. That I was going to be alone. But that's not how it turned out. Just keep at it man. I know it hurts. But it's worth it just to hold her.
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