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Date Signed Up:10/11/2012
Last Login:6/02/2015
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#80 - KSwiss is among my favorites. Mother ****** Ken…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Old spice running out of ideas +2
#82 - whatsgoodyo (02/25/2014) [-]
Evidently that marketing technique didn't work too well because they lost 195 million dollars and got bought by Koreans
User avatar #113 - scowler (02/25/2014) [-]
Can I have the source of that .gif, please?
User avatar #148 - bigbawser (02/25/2014) [-]
it's Will sasso's "lemons" vines

Typing in "will sasso lemon vine" should be a good way to find them, and if he has made more.
User avatar #159 - scowler (02/25/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#56 - Everybody knows your banana shrinks when it's cold 02/07/2014 on Google searches +12
#301 - *you're 11/13/2013 on This week in science 0
#277 - your trying too hard  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on This week in science -3
User avatar #301 - fatzanzy (11/13/2013) [-]
*you're
#95 - - coat hangers 11/08/2013 on He's decent like that +1
#180 - Damn! That's more than I can say. 11/08/2013 on i can make it work 0
#178 - downthumbed, no second chances  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2013 on i can make it work 0
#179 - utarefson has deleted their comment.
User avatar #180 - fatzanzy (11/08/2013) [-]
Damn! That's more than I can say.
#13 - I'll agree with you 100 percent on that, he knew that the stor…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on Greatest Green Text 0
User avatar #14 - renzard (11/04/2013) [-]
I do somewhat agree that what the storyteller did was a bit too much. But you can understand if being forced out of his home and family might not have done much for his sense of morals. Just super sayin, if I had to live on the streets because of some shit like that, I wouldn't have seen a problem with that kind of response.
#10 - What petty revenge did he get? All he did is tell a few people…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Greatest Green Text 0
User avatar #11 - renzard (11/04/2013) [-]
Why else would you tell a story like that about your friend, unless you wanted him to suffer in some way. Especially when they're still in high school, where the slightest bit of strange behavior or weird rumor can rally the community against one person and destroy them psychologically. You can't say he told the story expecting it would just get a good laugh and be forgotten.

TLR
That's not something you'd do to a friend.
User avatar #13 - fatzanzy (11/04/2013) [-]
I'll agree with you 100 percent on that, he knew that the story wasn't going to just disappear, but you can't honestly believe that telling a couple people a true story about what your (probably ex) friend did to your house and mom, warrants having information planted on your computer and being turned into authorities and being excommunicated from the church.
User avatar #14 - renzard (11/04/2013) [-]
I do somewhat agree that what the storyteller did was a bit too much. But you can understand if being forced out of his home and family might not have done much for his sense of morals. Just super sayin, if I had to live on the streets because of some shit like that, I wouldn't have seen a problem with that kind of response.
#12 - renzard (11/04/2013) [-]
Goddamn emotes.
#8 - Where in that story does it say his friend ruined his life? Al…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Greatest Green Text 0
User avatar #9 - renzard (11/04/2013) [-]
If he was really the storyteller's friend, he would've forgiven him instead of getting some kind of petty revenge or some such bullshit. But people tend to have different definitions of 'friend' nowadays.
User avatar #10 - fatzanzy (11/04/2013) [-]
What petty revenge did he get? All he did is tell a few people what happened.
User avatar #11 - renzard (11/04/2013) [-]
Why else would you tell a story like that about your friend, unless you wanted him to suffer in some way. Especially when they're still in high school, where the slightest bit of strange behavior or weird rumor can rally the community against one person and destroy them psychologically. You can't say he told the story expecting it would just get a good laugh and be forgotten.

TLR
That's not something you'd do to a friend.
User avatar #13 - fatzanzy (11/04/2013) [-]
I'll agree with you 100 percent on that, he knew that the story wasn't going to just disappear, but you can't honestly believe that telling a couple people a true story about what your (probably ex) friend did to your house and mom, warrants having information planted on your computer and being turned into authorities and being excommunicated from the church.
User avatar #14 - renzard (11/04/2013) [-]
I do somewhat agree that what the storyteller did was a bit too much. But you can understand if being forced out of his home and family might not have done much for his sense of morals. Just super sayin, if I had to live on the streets because of some shit like that, I wouldn't have seen a problem with that kind of response.
#12 - renzard (11/04/2013) [-]
Goddamn emotes.
#3 - My god, this was one hell of a story. I truly hated the ending…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/03/2013 on Greatest Green Text -2
User avatar #7 - renzard (11/04/2013) [-]
You would completely ruined your friend's life because of a book? That totally doesn't make you a shitty person.
User avatar #8 - fatzanzy (11/04/2013) [-]
Where in that story does it say his friend ruined his life? All that his friend did is tell a couple people what happened, the story spread and from there other people blew it out of proportion. You are telling me that if somebody wiped his ass with your moms bible (I'm not religious at all but you have to respect that it is considered a sacred book to many) and you had to clean up his shit from your bathroom floor and replace your broken toilet, you wouldn't tell a few people about what happened?

sorry for the run-on sentence
User avatar #9 - renzard (11/04/2013) [-]
If he was really the storyteller's friend, he would've forgiven him instead of getting some kind of petty revenge or some such bullshit. But people tend to have different definitions of 'friend' nowadays.
User avatar #10 - fatzanzy (11/04/2013) [-]
What petty revenge did he get? All he did is tell a few people what happened.
User avatar #11 - renzard (11/04/2013) [-]
Why else would you tell a story like that about your friend, unless you wanted him to suffer in some way. Especially when they're still in high school, where the slightest bit of strange behavior or weird rumor can rally the community against one person and destroy them psychologically. You can't say he told the story expecting it would just get a good laugh and be forgotten.

TLR
That's not something you'd do to a friend.
User avatar #13 - fatzanzy (11/04/2013) [-]
I'll agree with you 100 percent on that, he knew that the story wasn't going to just disappear, but you can't honestly believe that telling a couple people a true story about what your (probably ex) friend did to your house and mom, warrants having information planted on your computer and being turned into authorities and being excommunicated from the church.
User avatar #14 - renzard (11/04/2013) [-]
I do somewhat agree that what the storyteller did was a bit too much. But you can understand if being forced out of his home and family might not have done much for his sense of morals. Just super sayin, if I had to live on the streets because of some shit like that, I wouldn't have seen a problem with that kind of response.
#12 - renzard (11/04/2013) [-]
Goddamn emotes.
#36 - Christmas ads already, isn't it a tad early? 10/30/2013 on y'all need heresy +2
#31 - Have you never made a bow with a pencil and rubber band? This …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on Miss +1
User avatar #32 - thegamerslife (10/27/2013) [-]
have you ever tried it full scale? I have, and this is not going to get you any real usable results..
#93 - "shes still taken ***** that were worse than birth… 10/23/2013 on Facebook. +2
#140 - Comment deleted 10/22/2013 on Which animal has inspired... 0
#205 - If you guys haven't heard Coward of the County by Kenny Rodger… 10/18/2013 on Never mess with a nice guy. 0
#54 - Picture 10/02/2013 on GTA Online Servers +3
#105 - This means every time somebody has a near death experience, th… 10/02/2013 on All My Friends +3
#263 - I guess you could say, he really toad us what to do witc…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD +1
User avatar #296 - trolololer (09/25/2013) [-]
hue
#99 - A family friend was a fire chief for a while, he said they had… 09/12/2013 on Oh sweet Karma 0
#176 - Is he good?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on "Did you know" #2 +10
#190 - danster (09/12/2013) [-]
The best.
#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on It's a-me... +38
#53 - anonymous (08/31/2013) [-]
Now that's art!
#171 - He references funnyjunk on day 44 and I want to know which of … 08/29/2013 on chemistry is scary 0
#3 - that bad, huh? 08/23/2013 on Special Project +17
#41 - the engineer fixes **** that's broken we have a l… 08/23/2013 on the voice of the people 0
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User avatar #3 - twi (04/26/2013) [-]
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