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| #64 - you mean don't go to prison for smoking weed, which does not h… [+] (18 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on brutal honesty | +3 |
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manofbacontits (01/11/2016) [-]  I know i have the unpopular opinion here and im going to be lost in a sea of red but i cant fucking stand people they base their lives around a simple substance. yes, i smoke tobacco and i drink alcohol, but i don't fucking worship those things. they are up for sale to people at a certain age, so their is also a legal battle to be fought with those substances as well. I know that if i drink and drive or give a cigarette to a minor, there is gonna be some repercussions to that, and i would recognise that as my own fault what's that? you smoked weed and got caught doing something you aren't supposed to be doing and now you are in trouble? well i guess we better blame the man, right? it's not like that would be taking the easy fucking way out right? everything can be blamed on the government because we've grown a hive mind that every thing is their fault. "oh boo hoo. I have all these great things in the world to enjoy and use every day but now I noticed there's something i'm not supposed to have. I WANT IT NOW! ITS REALLY IMPORTANT THAT I HAVE THIS BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE IT BEFORE, THERE FOR I NEEEEED IT" This is not to say that i haven't ever tried it before and i'm just acting like a prude. I tried it twice and i don't ever want to do it again, due to how it made me feel. In place of that, i will still hang with friends that smoke it and act as their DD and keep them from getting caught with it. I enjoy being around people when their high! they make me feel like im actually a funny guy TBH. but one friend who i vowed off for other reasons was a political stoner and would just prattle on about how shitty the government is and that weed is the best thing ever and how badly we need to make it legal... I ask him "pray tell. can you just learn to fill out a ballot and smoke with the rest of us? just shut up for a sec, take a hit and fucking enjoy yourself. if you came out here to this mormon church parking lot to smoke an illegal substance with us, you have no moral right to preach what is right and what is wrong"  well, that's something i will admit to not addressing. I know many people who have been caught with it and got off easy. It's not an extreme taboo anymore really unless you're are something like an extreme republican christian or something  Whoa what the fuck? A "Private Prison"? Teach me the ways of America  Pretty much what it sounds like, a privately owned prison. The government gives them so much money based on how many prisoners they're holding. So they started lobbying for harsher penalties on crimes, especially minor drug crimes such as possession of weed, so that people are sent to prison more often and for longer periods. Which in turn gives them more money. TL&DR Prisons became a business and are basically jailing people for profit.  Here, it's illegal to eat peanutbutter walking backwards outside a theater, while an opera is going on inside, on a monday. Some laws don't make sense.  YES, 90% TAX RATES FOR ALL WHITE PEOPLE, FREE MONEY FOR BLACKS AND JEWS! #FEELTHEBERN He wants to put an end to that private-owned prison and prison lobbyist pushing for bullshit drug laws. He wants the FDA to take Mary off their list. He wants to use that money spent on bombs to spend toward putting citizens through school, so we're not breeding generations of broke-ass "I have to enlist because I have nothing" wave of people. But, vote for whoever. Just please vote. And vote those relics out of Congress. They have no term limits. | ||
| #11 - Picture | 01/11/2016 on What's on the note fj? | +132 |
| #6 - this is a glorious roll | 01/11/2016 on Germany 2015: Pro-Islam,... | 0 |
| #93 - I wonder what the real deep rooms were for. Maybe they were du… | 01/11/2016 on guy for scale | +1 |
| #2 - >demanding an apology from Trump [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on >howabout NO | +105 |
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| #8 - no women, no cry [+] (2 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on rekt by campbell's | +40 |
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| #22 - >pissed, horny or hungry I can't decide which one would… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on Oh, just petting my bear | +7 |
| #21 - damn, that's one fat bear. the animal is pretty awesome though | 01/10/2016 on Oh, just petting my bear | 0 |
| #6 - what, do you think they'll recruit them into their satanic sex… [+] (13 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on rekt by campbell's | +22 |
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veryfahnyjokes (01/10/2016) [-] It'll confuse the kids. They'll think it's okay for gay people to have kids. #56 -
pridefulmatthew (01/10/2016) [-] Literally everything after he mentioned the percentage of homosexuals is. #11 -
norskee (01/10/2016) [-] Gays will never be fully accepted. Kids with 2 dads, atleast when they're young, are going to go through a fuck ton of bullying. I don't give a fuck if fags want to marry, not my business, but you're just begging for a kid to be shit on by making the kid have 2 dads. Just like with gay marriage, give fags kids, then soon the pedophiles will want the same rights. Pedos piggy back off gays so much it's no wonder there's still hate for gays. #96 -
anon (01/10/2016) [-] Kids with autistic retards as parents will be bullied too, so I guess that means no kids for you either.  Maybe you should a) teach your shitty little kids not to bully there is no b | ||
| #8 - damn, now I have actually something I can aspire to | 01/10/2016 on Why I love this site. | 0 |
| #13 - did you really just respond to an obvious troll comment? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on All whites are racist | 0 |
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luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-] Yeah, and I'm going to again, silly me. Keep watching it might get interesting. | ||
| #4 - seems like her feminism isn't pious enough, the church is alre… | 01/10/2016 on Emma Watson's Feminist Book... | 0 |
| #8 - inb4 a man on contraception pills is still made to pay child s… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Discussion | +2 |
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anon (01/10/2016) [-] men have been forced to pay child support for children that weren't even theirs. | ||
| #7 - I think I read one story where a guy laid in coma for a while … [+] (5 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on Discussion | +45 |
 I will never understand how the justice system works. A person can enter your home, with the intention of stealing stuff, injure themselves, and sue you for an unsafe household. What kind of backwards logic is that? How can a judge possibly sit there and let such injustices happen? Where's the humanity? And don't get me started with the story you mentioned, that's just ridiculous. #30 -
shatstorm (01/10/2016) [-] The whole point of a jury deciding guilty/not guilty is that the jury can decide against laws they feel are unjust, such as that situation. However, the successful unethical, lying, immoral lawyers will twist laws into their, and their client's, favor and that's how you get outcomes like that. #20 -
anon (01/10/2016) [-]  Can't sue you if you have a bullet in the head.  >>#11 or all the states bordering the atlantic south of the mason-dixon line | ||
| #5 - and they thought the world was controlled by the magical jewarchy [+] (10 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on (untitled) | +35 |
 Where is that flag coming from on the left? Why would you block the windows over across the street? So then why would you even bother trying to find a girlfriend. It's impossible.  Me and my roomate just finished it this week. We quite enjoyed it. once you get around the alternate history and kind of suspend your disbelief a bit its a great show with complex characters. Later on in the show we literally had to start asking ourselves why we liked some of these characters because.. well.. nazis.... if/when you get around to it i hope you enjoy it! ahh ok. I've read the synopsis of the book and the T.V version sticks to the main premise and backstory but goes off and tells its own stories with its own characters. some of the names stay the same but there are lots of variances. Again i don't think this detracts from the show, i just thought you should be aware that they have taken liberties with the story and that it won't be an exact copy of what you read. Happy watching! | ||
| #4 - you actively try to prevent two adults who love each other fro… [+] (23 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on rekt by campbell's | +137 |
 Saving them from the pain and suffering of marriage doesn't seem very cold-hearted to me. #110 -
anon (01/10/2016) [-] yeah man how cruel of them, how dare they take a child that someone else have abadoned. #61 -
kingxcvii (01/10/2016) [-] Same here. I have this friend with two Dads and he hates himself and wished they never picked him up. I tell him at least he got a nice home but he gets bullied a lot because of it and is,kinda suicidal. Like I know he won't do it but he is way down in the dumps. RIP #74 -
veryfahnyjokes (01/10/2016) [-] It'll confuse the kids. They'll think it's okay for gay people to have kids. #56 -
pridefulmatthew (01/10/2016) [-] Literally everything after he mentioned the percentage of homosexuals is. #11 -
norskee (01/10/2016) [-] Gays will never be fully accepted. Kids with 2 dads, atleast when they're young, are going to go through a fuck ton of bullying. I don't give a fuck if fags want to marry, not my business, but you're just begging for a kid to be shit on by making the kid have 2 dads. Just like with gay marriage, give fags kids, then soon the pedophiles will want the same rights. Pedos piggy back off gays so much it's no wonder there's still hate for gays. #96 -
anon (01/10/2016) [-] Kids with autistic retards as parents will be bullied too, so I guess that means no kids for you either. Maybe you should a) teach your shitty little kids not to bully there is no b | ||
| #2 - pretty spot-on, but I would include non-consenting intercrural… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on Handy guide for everyone.. | 0 |
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anon (01/10/2016) [-] this graph doesnt seem to differentiate between 'penetrated' vs 'made to penetrate', so it still counts female-on-male. also i would think female-on-female rape without penetration of any sort is more sexual assault than rape just my thoughts on the matter | ||
| #36 - I was just thinking of the Sikh because rednecks keep on confu… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on (untitled) | 0 |
 The simple method to remember which is which- Sikhs are the 7/11 people, Muslims are the 9/11 people. | ||
| #14 - I think screwing with gold diggers is actually pretty fun. Now… | 01/09/2016 on #wastehistime2016 | +2 |
| #32 - you could try to smoke the bible | 01/09/2016 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #31 - >spend it on Qurans >hide bombs in them >blow… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on (untitled) | +1 |
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isolovegames (01/09/2016) [-]  But they're generally cool people. >Buy all the Qurans I can >Dunk all of them in liquefied pig fat >Let dry >Donate to Islamic places of worship >Send hundreds of un-knowing Muslims to hell The simple method to remember which is which- Sikhs are the 7/11 people, Muslims are the 9/11 people. | ||
| #34 - should've smashed her face in too see how her daddy is gon… | 01/09/2016 on Anon is an IT guy | 0 |
| #21 - It's hard to read this. It's too dark. **** . | 01/09/2016 on Anon loves his best friend | 0 |
| #42 - nice one. and she isn't even a psycho, just a thief. | 01/09/2016 on Roll your Jailfu, FJ | 0 |
| #41 - **fatsigurd used "*roll 1, 1-100*"** **fatsigurd rolls 093*… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on Roll your Jailfu, FJ | 0 |
