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#32 - dude, reading that actually made me angry that father has …  [+] (13 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Christmas of 1994 +50
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#34 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
If it makes you feel better, I heard he died a while ago, miserable and lonely after being divorced for some years.
#89 - crlmsonhazard (12/15/2015) [-]
GOOD
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#36 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
well, not really
his father was probably even worse
he probably grew up thinking love has to hurt
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#49 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
Just got an update on the story after talking with my mom:

1- the dude was an asshole
2- he always resented that particular son, because he believed it wasn't his because the kid was blonde with blue eyes.
3- his wife eventually left him and married another dude. She wasn't that great of a person either.

I feel sorry for the kid.
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#57 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
oh wow, I guess he was just really an asshole
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#56 - gawkycrayon (12/14/2015) [-]
I wonder if the punnet square had anything to do with the kids features
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#59 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
I'm not familiar with that concept. Gonna Google that one sec.
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#60 - gawkycrayon (12/14/2015) [-]
It is an interesting science concept that is taught a a very young age and basically forgotten where I live.
#65 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
Ah now I see what you mean, I didn't know the name of it but it's basic genetics.

The bad thing about the punnet square is that it can only be applied to certain genes that aren't linked to sexual chromosomes. Such as eye color, which is generally the example that's used. For that we would need to know the eye colors of the grandparents as well to see if they have the recessive genes. Knowing just the parents isn't enough.

But from what I've heard, the mother was kind of slutty so it's possible she banged someone else. Still isn't the kids fault though.
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#66 - gawkycrayon (12/14/2015) [-]
Yeah that is true. But who knows, a punnet square could go back all the way to the dark ages. Fun science
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#67 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, Mendel was so fucking lucky he picked a trait that followed his laws. Otherwise he would've given it up and it would've taken a lot longer to figure it out (he definitely wasn't the first to experiment with genetics).
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#85 - gawkycrayon (12/15/2015) [-]
And that's how science is started.
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#38 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
I don't know. I recall that the guy was generally a dick. Not only with his kid but in other things in life, he was a shady dude.

His kid seems to be a functional adult. But it's been such a long time and I only know these things because of Facebook. So who knows.
#29 - I was talking about party members, not just voters.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Reminder that neo-Nazis are... 0
#31 - theoldfritz (12/14/2015) [-]
Do. do you mean blackshirts?
The SA?
Do you really think that they got rid of the SA becouse they were giving a bad name?
#28 - OR maybe it's because Nazi is an abbreviation for National Socialist  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Reminder that neo-Nazis are... 0
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#30 - theoldfritz (12/14/2015) [-]
OH REALLY?!!!!1!!
I REALLY REALLY DIDNT KNOW THAT!!!1!11
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#25 - I chose the wrong words, what I meant were Fascists as a whole… 12/14/2015 on Reminder that neo-Nazis are... +2
#23 - THEY didn't. Hitler did, and only after said purge  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Reminder that neo-Nazis are... 0
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#24 - bismarcksback (12/14/2015) [-]
I would hardly count them as Nazis.
When I think about it you are right, the SA was just a group of violent hooligans.
There is a reason why Hitler purged it, they had moved too far from the Nazi ideology and had become a group of bandits.
#2 - sauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on manamana 0
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#3 - captanyonomus (12/14/2015) [-]
Mahna Mahna Killer  (HD) 2011 2011 short film called "Mahna Mahna Killer"
#4 - also, wtf Netherlands? 12/14/2015 on (untitled) 0
#3 - wtf, did Italy just replace her body?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on (untitled) 0
#5 - myjunk (12/14/2015) [-]
Italian like
"I can't work like that, let's just take a different model"
"Let's also just mirror her arms and hair."
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#4 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
also, wtf Netherlands?
#3 - pretty solid arguments, especially the one about the tyranny o…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Everything Wrong with the... 0
#5 - migueldecervantes (12/14/2015) [-]
Nope, yet it is still valid to criticize, I think.
#2 - not really. I prefer Swiss democracy.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Everything Wrong with the... 0
#4 - randomuploads (12/14/2015) [-]
Oh don't think I was saying US democracy in particular is the best, quite the opposite. What I mean is that you can't really have anything other than a system in which all citizens share in power, i.e. a democracy.
#5 - my favourite: Linzeraugen (Linzer eyes), Austria 12/14/2015 on Cookie Comnp 2/2 +1
#4 - where I come from they're just called Husarenkrapferl 12/14/2015 on Cookie Comnp 2/2 +1
#262 - that's what I was saying, wasn't it? read it again  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Karma boner 0
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#265 - platinumaltaria (12/14/2015) [-]
Yes, I'm agreeing with you...
#19 - left is a member of the Wehrmacht, who was not necessarily a N…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Reminder that neo-Nazis are... 0
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#40 - hatsune (12/14/2015) [-]
that's an SS uniform
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#44 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
I knew someone who was in the SS, he was quite the opposite of a Nazi.
They gave him the choice of joining or dying, he chose to live.
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#45 - hatsune (12/14/2015) [-]
oh yeah i bet
he was forced to join, sure
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#46 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
he grew up in Bratislava, the Germans force-recruited a lot of people from Slovakia
he had friends quite literally all over the world, including a gay mexican couple and a jew, do you think a Nazi would do that?
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#47 - hatsune (12/14/2015) [-]
yes, someone who regrets his past would do that.
the vast majority of the SS were fanatical volunteers.
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#53 - angelusprimus (12/14/2015) [-]
In Germany.
Out of Germany SS recruited what they called Volksdeutsche or german nationals.
They were conscripts and choice was "Join or die"
Which is why if you open an encyclopedia and look for Waffen SS Freiwilligen, you'll see that it says "The Waffen-SS foreign volunteers and conscripts"
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#26 - theoldfritz (12/14/2015) [-]
>right is what a lot of the original members of the DAP and NSDAP looked like
Man, do you understand that the NSDAP had around 8 million voters
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#29 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
I was talking about party members, not just voters.
#31 - theoldfritz (12/14/2015) [-]
Do. do you mean blackshirts?
The SA?
Do you really think that they got rid of the SA becouse they were giving a bad name?
#18 - sorry to burst your bubble, but the very first Nazis were no…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Reminder that neo-Nazis are... +4
#33 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
they were enemies of the communists
#22 - bismarcksback (12/14/2015) [-]
Funny that they opposed drinking and smoking then?
Also almost of all of the members of the early Nazi party were soldiers from the first world war. Communism didn't become popular before the German revolution which the Nazi heavily opposed, going as far as hunting communist members and former communist members.

Also, Communism and Anarchism close to National Socialism.
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#25 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
I chose the wrong words, what I meant were Fascists as a whole, not Nazis in particular.
Communists tried to recruit from Fascists, Fascists tried to recruit from Communists, both tried to recruit from Anarchists and Socialists. And they were very successful, a lot of NSDAP members were former socialists or communists.
They were similar in that they all hated western liberal democracy, in their collectivist thinking and that they all had a big boogeyman they used as a scapegoat for all the evil in the world.
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#23 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
THEY didn't. Hitler did, and only after said purge
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#24 - bismarcksback (12/14/2015) [-]
I would hardly count them as Nazis.
When I think about it you are right, the SA was just a group of violent hooligans.
There is a reason why Hitler purged it, they had moved too far from the Nazi ideology and had become a group of bandits.
#96 - it's easier to manage if you have a bunch of smaller counts di…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Old butt gold 0
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#97 - greyhoundfd (12/14/2015) [-]
Also, I just noticed this, but his map doesn't even extend into India. Probably some of the options I'm considering for keeping vassals in line don't even exist yet when he was playing this.
#111 - only if it can be proved that it was a deliberate lie, though …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Karma boner 0
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#121 - platinumaltaria (12/14/2015) [-]
That's not how crimes work... you have to have evidence that shit was fabricated.
#262 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
that's what I was saying, wasn't it?
read it again
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#265 - platinumaltaria (12/14/2015) [-]
Yes, I'm agreeing with you...
#247 - Thank god I don't live in America. Last time I was in hosp… 12/14/2015 on I haven't realised you've... -1
#6 - >does not want their kid playing violent games >beat…  [+] (35 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Christmas of 1994 +575
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#76 - advice (12/15/2015) [-]
why learn from shitty 1994 graphics when you can learn in real-time?
#58 - hikakiller (12/14/2015) [-]
White people
#88 - hikakiller (12/15/2015) [-]
I'm white. Nor do I think any one race abuses their children more than any other. oh well.
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#90 - ninjaroo (12/15/2015) [-]
I know you probably don't care, but just in case you do
"Nor" implies the previous statement was a negative. "Neither one nor the other" is correct, "I'm white" followed by "Nor" is not because "I'm white" is an affirmation, not a negation.
#91 - hikakiller (12/15/2015) [-]
It was implied that I was not white, that's what the nor was responding to.
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#92 - ninjaroo (12/16/2015) [-]
I know you probably don't care, but just in case you do
The statement before the nor was still a positive affirmation, making nor a strange usage here.
Further, the speaker implies, the listener infers. He called you an idiot, but that has no connection to the statistics he linked. It wasn't implied, you inferred.
If I sound pretentious and condescending right now I'm sorry I'm just trying to help.
#99 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
stop doing this
ok?
just please
stop
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#100 - ninjaroo (01/01/2016) [-]
No
#93 - hikakiller (12/16/2015) [-]
You don't sound pretentious. My knowledge of english grammar is exceptionally limited, and it's my first language.
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#30 - theplanetearth (12/14/2015) [-]
Protestants.
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#33 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
I've grown up in a majority catholic country, and believe me, they aren't any better.
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#51 - fiveblackmen (12/14/2015) [-]
It's baby boomers. They are mostly retarded,extremely hypocritical, fuck up everything they touch and blame the generations that followed them for every problem the baby boomer generation caused.
#61 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
lol current kids/teens are the worst
they already blame everything on everything else but themselves
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#86 - fiveblackmen (12/15/2015) [-]
That is because current kids/teens are still kids/teens and very few have gotten far enough to cause any actual problems. Also, they have been babied their entire lives, because of what the baby boomers did to the world, and are going to have serious problems when they finish school and try to function in the real world. Hell, shit has been getting more and more difficult for each generation after the baby boomers because of how much they fucked up. They got so preoccupied with making everyone happy and safe and tolerant that they over complicated everything and now nobody is happy and safe and tolerant.
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#69 - greyhoundfd (12/14/2015) [-]
Well I mean, many of them are literally too young to cause actual problems.
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#53 - emiyashirou (12/14/2015) [-]
Honestly, Generation X (currently 35-55 years old) parents aren't really better.
#26 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
When I was little we had these shitty neighbours, and the father was such a dick to his kid.

Once it was his birthday and we were invited.

After blowing out the candles. The father says to the kid :

"Aren't you going to eat the cake? "
- I don't really like cake. It's ok.
"Eat the cake"
-But I don't want to

And that's the time I witnessed a father beat the everloving crap out of his son on his own birthday.

In front of everyone... For not wanting cake.
#55 - irishjohnny (12/14/2015) [-]
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#32 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
dude, reading that actually made me angry
that father has issues, and the kid's gonna have them too
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#34 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
If it makes you feel better, I heard he died a while ago, miserable and lonely after being divorced for some years.
#89 - crlmsonhazard (12/15/2015) [-]
GOOD
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#36 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
well, not really
his father was probably even worse
he probably grew up thinking love has to hurt
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#49 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
Just got an update on the story after talking with my mom:

1- the dude was an asshole
2- he always resented that particular son, because he believed it wasn't his because the kid was blonde with blue eyes.
3- his wife eventually left him and married another dude. She wasn't that great of a person either.

I feel sorry for the kid.
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#57 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
oh wow, I guess he was just really an asshole
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#56 - gawkycrayon (12/14/2015) [-]
I wonder if the punnet square had anything to do with the kids features
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#59 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
I'm not familiar with that concept. Gonna Google that one sec.
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#60 - gawkycrayon (12/14/2015) [-]
It is an interesting science concept that is taught a a very young age and basically forgotten where I live.
#65 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
Ah now I see what you mean, I didn't know the name of it but it's basic genetics.

The bad thing about the punnet square is that it can only be applied to certain genes that aren't linked to sexual chromosomes. Such as eye color, which is generally the example that's used. For that we would need to know the eye colors of the grandparents as well to see if they have the recessive genes. Knowing just the parents isn't enough.

But from what I've heard, the mother was kind of slutty so it's possible she banged someone else. Still isn't the kids fault though.
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#66 - gawkycrayon (12/14/2015) [-]
Yeah that is true. But who knows, a punnet square could go back all the way to the dark ages. Fun science
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#67 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, Mendel was so fucking lucky he picked a trait that followed his laws. Otherwise he would've given it up and it would've taken a lot longer to figure it out (he definitely wasn't the first to experiment with genetics).
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#85 - gawkycrayon (12/15/2015) [-]
And that's how science is started.
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#38 - abesimpson (12/14/2015) [-]
I don't know. I recall that the guy was generally a dick. Not only with his kid but in other things in life, he was a shady dude.

His kid seems to be a functional adult. But it's been such a long time and I only know these things because of Facebook. So who knows.
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#10 - xedeid (12/14/2015) [-]
That's shitty parents for you
#9 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Don't be like me, son. Stay away from the games!
#3 - the colours in the second panel are inverted  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Damn austrians +5
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#14 - crampers (12/14/2015) [-]
Also Russia becomes UK in 4th panel, France becomes US in 6th panel
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#15 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
no that is intended. you can see russia lying defeated in the 4th panel, and france lying defeated in the 6th panel, which is what happened historically
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#35 - crampers (12/15/2015) [-]
Fuck me, i see them now

Thanks for making that obvious for me holy crap im retarded
#1 - that's pretty awesome actually  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2015 on interesting hobby +25
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#24 - robotvoice (12/14/2015) [-]
its really not man.
someone's gonna die alone and miserable
but the lonely deaths of these women will serve as a kind of chemotherapy for society
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#52 - hwaraam (12/14/2015) [-]
It is because they earned it while they blamed others, and instead of trying to do something to get out of there, they keep being bitches like they are teenagers.
#5 - icanhasaccount (12/14/2015) [-]
well be sure their daughters will be more adjusted and have know to find a different way in life
#27 - flufflepuff (12/14/2015) [-]
or they're going to grow up with daddy issues and repeat the cycle
#3 - so you're saying you prefer the original Nazis?  [+] (22 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Reminder that neo-Nazis are... +124
#52 - batmanuel (12/14/2015) [-]
Given the choice between two groups of militant white-supremacists, I'd say that the obvious choice are the ones who are, at least, well dressed.
#10 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
atleast they were cultured and classy, took care of their hygiene and looks and shit.
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#48 - tkfourtwoone (12/14/2015) [-]
Because obviously every original Nazi looks as classy as a British gentleman who goes by the name of "Ralph Fiennes". Suuure...
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#18 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
sorry to burst your bubble, but the very first Nazis were nothing but violent drunken hooligans, and a lot of them started out as communists or anarchists, two groups that were very similar to nazis, and the main recruitment hub for the NSDAP

Nazis have always been what Neo-Nazis are today, they just look way more sophisticated due to living in a more sophisticated time
#33 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
they were enemies of the communists
#22 - bismarcksback (12/14/2015) [-]
Funny that they opposed drinking and smoking then?
Also almost of all of the members of the early Nazi party were soldiers from the first world war. Communism didn't become popular before the German revolution which the Nazi heavily opposed, going as far as hunting communist members and former communist members.

Also, Communism and Anarchism close to National Socialism.
Top kek
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#25 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
I chose the wrong words, what I meant were Fascists as a whole, not Nazis in particular.
Communists tried to recruit from Fascists, Fascists tried to recruit from Communists, both tried to recruit from Anarchists and Socialists. And they were very successful, a lot of NSDAP members were former socialists or communists.
They were similar in that they all hated western liberal democracy, in their collectivist thinking and that they all had a big boogeyman they used as a scapegoat for all the evil in the world.
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#23 - fatsigurd (12/14/2015) [-]
THEY didn't. Hitler did, and only after said purge
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#24 - bismarcksback (12/14/2015) [-]
I would hardly count them as Nazis.
When I think about it you are right, the SA was just a group of violent hooligans.
There is a reason why Hitler purged it, they had moved too far from the Nazi ideology and had become a group of bandits.
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#16 - funnyhard (12/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, anon, except that's an actor (Ralph Fiennes) from Schindler's List.
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#55 - iwillrulenorway (12/14/2015) [-]
he's also voldemort, what's your point? the outfit is still accurate.
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#41 - chimpaflimp (12/14/2015) [-]
Fines played and looked so much like Amon Goeth that a holocaust survivor who went to the studio shook in fear when she saw him. That's how they looked.
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#32 - tenaciouslee (12/14/2015) [-]
He's still handsome.
#34 - thedugster (12/14/2015) [-]
but arguably not a nazi
#60 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Arguably is the keyword here
#36 - sturmbeard (12/14/2015) [-]
Disney Nazi
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#35 - tenaciouslee (12/14/2015) [-]
Not a Nazi, but ten outta ten would get shiggy with.
#12 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Well they were military
and remnants of oldworld military at that

so it makes sense, and doesn't actually reflect on their personal character at all
They were simply disciplined
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#9 - carnivoreapples (12/14/2015) [-]
at least they did nothing wrong
#5 - enst (12/14/2015) [-]
who doesn't
#4 - johnnydotondotca (12/14/2015) [-]
who doesnt? (jews excluded)
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#7 - Deavas (12/14/2015) [-]
no, i do
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