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transfluidgenderqueer, patriarchial brony neckbeard trilby(tm), underage hentai production assistant and hitler did nothing right.

Just kidding. I'm just a fat old fuck with a majestic beard.

And I play in a band: www.colouringbookmusic.com // www.impossiblecolours.com // www.youtube.com/impossiblecolours // www.facebook.com/impossiblecolours // www.soundcloud.com/impossiblecolours

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#58 - Were you a Christfag, too? Veggie Tales, Davy and Goliath, Ad…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/04/2015 on You won't experience these... 0
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#65 - Greevon (09/04/2015) [-]
No, you're right I never made a CD, I forgot that one was mentioned in the comp.

Flip phones were still a thing around 2007 though, and I went to Blockbuster with my parents a lot. I rented one of the Rampage games for the PS1 there and it broke and it was the scariest thing for me to ever happen at the time. And we still played Oregon Trail in elementary school. There was also some other crop farming game for when you finally got to the new land.

MySpace also still existed and remained popular until about 2008 or 9. I never used it because it sounded stupid, and then Facebook came along and I don't use that very much either.

Anyway, my point is that most of these "90's" things existed well into the 2000's and the next generation still experienced the leftovers. My childhood was a weird mash-up of these technologies. People tell me I don't belong to the 90's, which yeah I guess not, but the new generation of shit for kids also doesn't define my childhood because I left it when it started to get into full swing. I wasn't a "Gameboy kid" nor a "DS Kid" I was a weird in-between where my first handheld was a passed down Gameboy Color from my brother, and just a year later the Gameboy Advance came along.

Also, as to the Veggietales thing: I had no idea what that was until I was like 14 and someone explained it to me and I'm like "Wait, so they're vegetables... that teach you about the Bible?" because I had heard about it before and just assumed it was something like Timmy the Tooth that taught kids hygeine or nutrition.
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#69 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
yeah, I alluded to that in another comment: people a few years older than me might have remembered Beta-Max and 8-tracks, and people a few years younger than me might have experienced 56k modems and CompuServe (the inventor of the GIF, by the way). It was a fast-moving time, the '90s, and although I felt like I got a good whiff of it, being 5-15 throughout and having the ability to grow with the internet from HTML 1.0 right up through to the .com boom and eventual bust, and HTML5 and so on - there are still people older than me who were actually working for some .com companies in the '90s, and there are also people younger than me who used this new technology just as much as I did, even though they might not have been able to understand its complexities or weren't interested.

I'm just happy I grew up when I did: I started teaching myself BASIC at 8 years old and then C/C++ at 10, HTML, JavaScript and Visual Basic at 11 and PHP, CSS, Java at 14. And all this technology (well, HTML, PHP and JavaScript) were still developing. I remember buying HTML1.0 for dummies and some O'Reilly books on JavaScript and Java Applet programming and this and that. And then 2 years later, a new version came out or the W3C updated their manifesto or a new version of Netscape Naviagtor came out and everything changed. I've been doing professional web development the last 10 years or so, and up until maybe 2 years ago, everything was so fucking complicated because you had people with like 2nd-gen smart-phones which were 60% compatible with 3rd-gen phones, Apple had just invented the "2 pixels per pixel" retina display, meaning we had to program so many graphical shit two or even three times (for other devices with 1.5 pixels per pixel or 3 pixels per pixel). And People were still using WinXP with IE6 in compatability mode, which completely fucked up so many CSS/JS things. Oh, and a few years earlier we still had IE6 (shudder),

But anyway, since maybe two years, all supported generations of smartphone support nearly everything the same, and you no longer have to deal with different pixel resolutions and you can be 99% sure that every user will have IE11 - and even if not, then IE9, which supports PNG, SVG, CSS3 and HTML5. And there are so many amazing tools for web that you can get a responsive, mobile-first site up in minutes. But that's also kind of sad - I used to have to really fight with every browser and every device to get them all to do what I want - read about how IE's rendering engine differs from Mozilla and how I can trick the browser into having the box-model I want, but now it's like "ok, I'll put a table here, link it with some data, and it is automatically updated on a push request." And that's amazing, but it's not fun or difficult. That's why I have to get deeper into this shit and maybe start doing my own frameworks or working for google or getting into app development.

Or maybe I'll just follow my dream of becoming a musician... which I've already somewhat done: www.colouringbookmusic.com
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#60 - saxong (09/04/2015) [-]
FUCK YEAH, VEGGIETALES!!!!!
#56 - no, those are Dyxlesicks. 09/04/2015 on You won't experience these... 0
#54 - can only remember 4 numbers? How do you even count to…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2015 on You won't experience these... 0
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#182 - borderlineparanoid (09/04/2015) [-]
no, I can count it's more like if you tell me 1523 I can recall later but you tell to remembe r 71678123, I'll have trouble remembering it.

It's hard to explain.
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#228 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
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what's the big deal?

oooohhh..... Now I see
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#7 - mrcroc (09/04/2015) [-]
Olivia Taylor Dudley of five second films fame.
Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AzJX4EboYk
#53 - really, though? I'm 30 (born in '85) and grew up with cassett…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/04/2015 on You won't experience these... +1
#171 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
what no? I just think you see us younger than what we are. I'm 19 and I remember in 5th grade teachers were warning us about myspace and how adults could kidnap us and I was worried because one of my best friends had a Myspace. But yes by the age of 10 most things were coming out on dvd, but they still came out on vhs.
Portable dvd players became popular when I was in the 2nd grade though.

Just because I wasn't a teenager during the early 2000's doesn't mean I was dead to the world.
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#72 - beardgasm (09/04/2015) [-]
Hell, my 2000 car doesn't even have a cd player.
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#63 - averagewhitekid (09/04/2015) [-]
>Have any older brothers
>All the tech of the past is what you get passed down to you

ez pz stuff
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#59 - saxong (09/04/2015) [-]
21 year old here.

First game system was N64, then Gamecube/PS2.

I had a combination cassette/CD player/Radio in my bedroom for at least the first 15 years of my life, books on tape were what lulled me to sleep, mostly assorted random tapes from Harry Potter books 2 and 3, as well as an audio-book play of the first Star Wars movie and the second Jurassic Park book.

Parents are both teachers so we weren't exactly rolling in cash so it took us a while to get to DVD players and even cable TV /non-dialup internet(I was in 6th or 7th grade IIRC)probably 2005/6. They didn't get a Blu-Ray player until after I started attending college.(2012/13)

I still remember the smell of Blockbuster stores, they all smelled the same to me. I actually miss the smell.

Didn't have my first smartphone until my sophomore year in college, that is to say, less than 2 years ago, and I still have that first one.

As for MySpace and AIM I never had the displeasure

It's always interesting finding out what other people's experiences are in life, especially the weird specifics like these...
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#64 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
My first system was NES, and even then it was old (as I think NES came out in 85, when I was born, and I got mine in kindergarten, so 1990). Anyway, books on tape is something I STILL enjoy. I'm listening to HP7 as we speak (Steven Fry version, of course).

Yeah, I guess tapes/CDs were around long enough for even people 10 years my junior could enjoy, and there will always be people who don't get phones early. I got my first phone also in sophomore year in college (2005) and my university was one of the first ones to have thefacebook (as it was called back then). But I've still not fully jumped on board with this whole smartphone thing - I've basically just inherited everyone's old models whenever they upgrade, so now I have a touch-screen one that can technically go on the internet, but it's got Bada as an OS and I don't pay for internet on my phone plan. The irony is that I'm a web developer who develops for phone and tablet on a daily basis. I'm even getting into app development now. So I actually have inherited a few iPhones, Android phones and some tablets that I use for testing, and honestly - the iPhone handles like a dream and Android is a fucking sweet OS and I can see the allure of having the world-wide-web at my fingertips 24/7, but I think maybe because I grew up respecting the slow dial-up and having to tie up the telephone line when surfing the 'net, I just enjoy surfing at home and use my phone only for telephone and SMS.

But yeah, before I jump on the "all these faggots and their smartphone addiction" bandwagon, I'll go smoke a cigarette like the fag I am.
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#55 - Greevon (09/04/2015) [-]
We regularly used VHS until I was about 8. Most of my early childhood was watching shit like Timmy the Tooth and Land Before Time on VHS, and on sundays we had to watch old religious "cartoon" stories that were just panoramic shots of biblical stories while some old dude with a dull voice narrated.

We made the jump to DVD in 2001 or 2002, can't quite remember, but I remember the first movie we watched on a DVD player was Austin Powers. But we continued using VHS for years because we didn't update our movies, we just stopped buying new ones in VHS.
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#58 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
Were you a Christfag, too? Veggie Tales, Davy and Goliath, Adventures in Odyssey?

But yeah, my point is you weren't in middle or high-school during this time. When you're 8 you probably don't know too much about music to even want to make a mixtape or mixCD and you don't actually purchase or rent movies because you don't have any money and you can't drive. So that's why some of these '90s kids things piss me off because people born in like 1990-95 think that because they existed in the '90s and can remember VHS that they really struggled with the same things we did. I literally had to buy music twice - casette and then CD. Oh yeah, because CDs scratch I've re-bought a bunch until I finally just gave up and either ripped them or downloaded from piratebay or bought on AmazonMP3 or whatever. If you were 5-10 yrs old in 2000 then you weren't old enough to appreciate Y2K and Oregon Trail and 2800 Baud modems to access whitehouse.com , flip-phones with custom MIDI ring tones, customizing MySpace using CSS or anything. By the time you got to 15 your mobile phone has more processing power than all of the PCs my family owned from 1990-2000 combined.

But I secretly hope you still listen to Adventures in Odyssey. Man, that takes me back. When we started collecting there were 25 seasons. Man, we could literally listen for weeks every day getting ready for school, to/from school, and in bed when falling asleep. Oh yeah, and we had to turn the cassette over every episode and switch tapes every two episodes. And then starting with season 32 they started bringing them out on CD and we started slowly replacing the seasons. I also went away to college and had to divvy up the seasons with my brother.

I think I'll try tofind a torrent of some classic episodes. Can't wait to see what Whit, Eugene, Connie and the gang are up to. Peace, bra.
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#65 - Greevon (09/04/2015) [-]
No, you're right I never made a CD, I forgot that one was mentioned in the comp.

Flip phones were still a thing around 2007 though, and I went to Blockbuster with my parents a lot. I rented one of the Rampage games for the PS1 there and it broke and it was the scariest thing for me to ever happen at the time. And we still played Oregon Trail in elementary school. There was also some other crop farming game for when you finally got to the new land.

MySpace also still existed and remained popular until about 2008 or 9. I never used it because it sounded stupid, and then Facebook came along and I don't use that very much either.

Anyway, my point is that most of these "90's" things existed well into the 2000's and the next generation still experienced the leftovers. My childhood was a weird mash-up of these technologies. People tell me I don't belong to the 90's, which yeah I guess not, but the new generation of shit for kids also doesn't define my childhood because I left it when it started to get into full swing. I wasn't a "Gameboy kid" nor a "DS Kid" I was a weird in-between where my first handheld was a passed down Gameboy Color from my brother, and just a year later the Gameboy Advance came along.

Also, as to the Veggietales thing: I had no idea what that was until I was like 14 and someone explained it to me and I'm like "Wait, so they're vegetables... that teach you about the Bible?" because I had heard about it before and just assumed it was something like Timmy the Tooth that taught kids hygeine or nutrition.
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#69 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
yeah, I alluded to that in another comment: people a few years older than me might have remembered Beta-Max and 8-tracks, and people a few years younger than me might have experienced 56k modems and CompuServe (the inventor of the GIF, by the way). It was a fast-moving time, the '90s, and although I felt like I got a good whiff of it, being 5-15 throughout and having the ability to grow with the internet from HTML 1.0 right up through to the .com boom and eventual bust, and HTML5 and so on - there are still people older than me who were actually working for some .com companies in the '90s, and there are also people younger than me who used this new technology just as much as I did, even though they might not have been able to understand its complexities or weren't interested.

I'm just happy I grew up when I did: I started teaching myself BASIC at 8 years old and then C/C++ at 10, HTML, JavaScript and Visual Basic at 11 and PHP, CSS, Java at 14. And all this technology (well, HTML, PHP and JavaScript) were still developing. I remember buying HTML1.0 for dummies and some O'Reilly books on JavaScript and Java Applet programming and this and that. And then 2 years later, a new version came out or the W3C updated their manifesto or a new version of Netscape Naviagtor came out and everything changed. I've been doing professional web development the last 10 years or so, and up until maybe 2 years ago, everything was so fucking complicated because you had people with like 2nd-gen smart-phones which were 60% compatible with 3rd-gen phones, Apple had just invented the "2 pixels per pixel" retina display, meaning we had to program so many graphical shit two or even three times (for other devices with 1.5 pixels per pixel or 3 pixels per pixel). And People were still using WinXP with IE6 in compatability mode, which completely fucked up so many CSS/JS things. Oh, and a few years earlier we still had IE6 (shudder),

But anyway, since maybe two years, all supported generations of smartphone support nearly everything the same, and you no longer have to deal with different pixel resolutions and you can be 99% sure that every user will have IE11 - and even if not, then IE9, which supports PNG, SVG, CSS3 and HTML5. And there are so many amazing tools for web that you can get a responsive, mobile-first site up in minutes. But that's also kind of sad - I used to have to really fight with every browser and every device to get them all to do what I want - read about how IE's rendering engine differs from Mozilla and how I can trick the browser into having the box-model I want, but now it's like "ok, I'll put a table here, link it with some data, and it is automatically updated on a push request." And that's amazing, but it's not fun or difficult. That's why I have to get deeper into this shit and maybe start doing my own frameworks or working for google or getting into app development.

Or maybe I'll just follow my dream of becoming a musician... which I've already somewhat done: www.colouringbookmusic.com
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#60 - saxong (09/04/2015) [-]
FUCK YEAH, VEGGIETALES!!!!!
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#75 - marmiteistasty (09/04/2015) [-]
#1. Knocking doors. Yes.
#2. Memorizing phone numbers. Yes.
#3. AIM and MySpace. No.
#4. Gameboy. Yes.
#5. Blockbuster. Yes.
#6. Music onto CDs. Given, I used Limewire, not napster.
#7. Calling before cellphones. Yes.
#8. Cassettes, definitely. That's not even far fetched, I was just a kid and didn't have the money to buy my own CDs, so I'm sure lots of kids were limited to whatever music was already in the house.
#8. TV. No. I definitely used to cry when I missed Spongebob or something, but I don't understand this one.
#9. Blowing into nes games. This carried over into other consoles for most people I knew, too.

I mean, no. I don't understand all those feels. I do get the majority, because those things didn't stop happening when the 90s ended. It's not a only 90s kids things.
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#78 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
#3 oh, man - this was basically the beginning of the end of "normal life." It was really the first time people really had "online lives". I mean, before you hat BBS (bulletin board systems) and chat rooms, but those were mostly used by nerds and scientists in the 80s and 90s. So when everyone could have their own "site" without having to code at all, it was pretty much the best thing since sliced bread. Most kids would get home from school, boot up AIM, talk with friends all day and find random shit to post on their and other people's MySpace comments page. At least they had to go home first - nowadays you can do all that from your smartphone. Now you can literally be anywhere on this planet and not really be there- just with your head in cyberspace. But I digress...

#6 I often had to first rip songs from other CDs, too - because my parents heard about Napster and didn't let me use it, so I'd have to either use some other service (Kazaa or some other P2P sharing service) or install napster, download, uninstall. But it took forever so often I'd just rip a song to mp3 or WAV and then burn it later. When did LimeWire come out? Oh, 2000 - I guess I kinda remember that one, but I think Napster and KaZaA were the two big ones, at least in my area. But it was funny how AIM was the best one in the late '90s/2000s, but ICQ was the shit in the mid-90s, and MSN was the rage in Canada.

#9 the TV thing is this: back in the day we couldn't rewind, pause or save live TV (the first was TiVo sometime in the 2000s). So if you missed a show, you had to wait for a re-run or maybe somebody taped it. Or you wait a few years and buy the series on VHS, which most people didn't do until DVDs came out because you could fit 20 episodes on 4 discs instead of 12 VHS tapes.

#10 NES was notoriously problematic. I felt like I never had to blow into SNES or N64 cartridges, or even Sega Master System, for that matter. I never got into GameBoy or all those handheld ones with cartridges, but maybe.
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#82 - marmiteistasty (09/04/2015) [-]
Shit wow, that's cool.
I'd always heard of MySpace, but I was waaaaaaaaaay too young to actually grasp what it was, and then when it was gone I just assumed that it was what Facebook is now, just with shitty dialup and the 2001 internet aesthetic. I do remember chatting for hours on MSN with my mom, since she was always in China and my Dad and I were always back in Toronto. That's pretty well gone and replaced with Skype, right?

Never had that experience with ripping CDs or switching P2P services because my mom was the one that introduced them to me, so I kinda just asked her to download things for me or use the computer.

I still can't pause live TV or save it for later. Doesn't really matter with all the streaming solution's now, though.

Never was a fan of Nintendo consoles, save for the Gamecube, but I remember blowing into the controller ports of the PS2. Dunno if that helped.

I honestly expected you to get angry with me or first anon also me . . . you're alright. Thanks for sharing!
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#84 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
see man? I was right about the Canadians. I personally didn't use any chat services because I was a "real-life fag", but everyone in the US (I grew up in New England) had AIM and was always like "what's your AIM Screenname?" and then when I hung out one summer in Toronto/Newmarket/Peterborough, everyone had MSN, which I eventually got to keep in touch with my Canadian friends.

But actually MySpace wasn't that good - GeoCities and AngelFire were better. There you could use a WYSIWYG (What You See Is What You Get) editor to make basic websites. With MySpace you could trick out your layout if you knew CSS, and some people and sites would offer "MySpace codes" which were basically CSS or JavaScript (until they disabled that feature) to change your site around a bit. So yeah, when FB came out, it was when I was in uni in my first year - my uni was chosen as one of the few unis invited to use it since we were also in Massachusetts. But it was called "thefacebook" and you could only see people in your school. But there was a "hot or not" feature where you could rate your fellow students. Eventually you could make groups and your course schedule was automatically imported so it was a cool site, but you couldn't customize it so I thought it would nevertake off. Apparently nobody really liked the silly MySpace sites with automatically playing videos and blinking shit everywhere. It was like a really bad early '90s nightmare. Anyway,FB took off like a rocket, and really pushed for developing fast features and google-like ability to suggest shit you might like based on what you click on and who is your friend and what your interests are. And when they dropped the "the" and just became facebook and opened to the whole world, it took off like crazy. Who would have thought.

But fun fact: some people in the music industry still require their artists to have a MySpace page, since MySpace was and maybe still is in some parts of the world a great place to find and listen to new music. But I think Spotify is the current #1 music service, right? And GrooveShark was the one before that, but they got sued I think by Apple. Fuck Apple.
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#88 - marmiteistasty (09/04/2015) [-]
You are ~29 years old then . . . ?
Here's something I was always curious about: Was MTV a channel for just music videos? I've heard of MTV Cribs and Gorillaz and all that cool stuff but it's not really just music anymore.
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#92 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
colouringbook film experience (parts 1 + 2) yeah, I'm 30.5. I was only 10 when the real heyday of MTV was: music videos all day, some cool cartoons like Beavis and Butthead (which also had music videos within them where they would comment on them) at night. And VH1 was pretty tight, too. Then MTV bought Nickelodeon, or other way around, AND they bought VH1 and started making TV shows to battle the Disney channel, which originally had the Mickey Mouse Club which produced pop stars like Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and later Hilary McDuff and Miley Cyrus and Drake Bell. So MTV/VH1 started doing stuff like Cribs and Jackass and later Sweet16 and shit. But they made "MTV2: where music still lives" and "VH1 Classic" where they'd play videos from the '60s-'90s. Actually, VH1's "pop-up video" was sweet: they'd play come classic video everyone knew and would have little commentaries and trivia that would pop up every now and then, like making fun of Madonna's breasts or pointing out inconsistencies in wardrobe or saying that Prince had 5 hair-stylists for this one shot. But because music videos and even albums started becoming so easy to produce in high quality, the music industry no longer needed to finance bands millions of dollars for an album with 3 singles and two videos. So they just ended up pumping all that money into advertising only a select few artists, and only those artists got any airplay or video play (Backstreet Boys, J.Biebs, etc), and the art of the music video was lost. I think it's making a comeback, especially since nearly everyone can stream high-quality video on their mobiles/tablets.

Shameless plug: I recently released my first music video if you're interested. It's psychedelic rock.

Peace.
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#166 - marmiteistasty (09/04/2015) [-]
That's pretty fucking neato ngl. I'm unfamiliar with the genre of music, but I am an art student so the animation is preeeeeetty cool mayn.
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#83 - funpunk (09/04/2015) [-]
Game Boy Advance. You could close it for easy storage and it had a backlight so you could play it in the dark.
#89 - synthane (09/04/2015) [-]
Nah, you've got a picture of the gameboy advance SP, there. Played the same games but could flip shut and had a built-in backlight. It was also sturdy as nothing else. The normal GBA didn't have a backlight and while it was reasonably solid, it wasn't immortal like the GBA SP.
#93 - funpunk (09/04/2015) [-]
I never owned the original GBA. I only had the SP, and it sounds like I lucked out. I still have mine. Sometimes I get nostalgic and play some old Pokemon games on it. There's a blue line down the middle of the screen when I turn it on, but I'm used to it.
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#117 - ZenMacros (09/04/2015) [-]
You sure did luck out. To the best of my knowledge, GBASP was the first handheld with a backlight. That shit was a damn godsend to anyone who had played on any previous ones. I still have mine and I don't think I'll ever give it up.
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#94 - synthane (09/04/2015) [-]
I've still got my GBA SP, as well. It is awesome. I also occasionally give Pokemon a spin on it. Typically Ruby or Blue. I also sometimes play Advance War (2, I think) because I remember it fondly, but then I realize it was pretty bad. Pokemon is good, though.
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#85 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
well then, OP apparently did a good job, then: you were born in the Gameboy Advance era and not the GameBoy era: meaning you didn't have to struggle with non back-lit display and terrible battery life and chromatic display.
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#87 - funpunk (09/04/2015) [-]
I know, but I was referring to the cartridge-blowing thing. Sometimes games would freeze when you turned it on and you'd have to blow into the cartridge. That issue died with the DS, though.
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#45 - incognitoad (09/04/2015) [-]
Chick from Big Hero 6.
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#46 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
Big Hero 6? I've never even heard of Big Hero 1-5. Are they any good? Kid films?
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#47 - incognitoad (09/04/2015) [-]
I have no idea if your being serious or not, I'm to tired for that sort of shit. If you're being serious then Big Hero 6 is a marvel comic >>#44 that has a film adaptation >>#2. I've never read the comic, however, the film was a pretty cool watch, in my opinion. I wouldn't say it's a kids film maybe a family film, it's pretty funny in places.
If your not being serious 1-5 are like The Last Airbender movie people keeps saying happened therewasnomovie.webgif
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#75 - Sethorein (09/04/2015) [-]
Wait there was actually a 1-5? I thought big hero 6 was just the name of the IP.... like fantastic 4
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#111 - incognitoad (09/04/2015) [-]
There was not 1-5. The 6 in the name refers to the number of heroes in the group. My 1-5 comment previously was my tired sense of humour.
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#49 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
*you're
and yeah, I'm serious. Ok - I guess I don't keep up with newer films, especially all these super hero ones. But I've at least heard of Avengers and Iron Man and all that jazz, so I know basically what they look like and what they're about. But I've honestly never heard of Big Hero. I like computer animation, actually, even if it's family or kid-style (just as long as it's not too young, like fucking Cars or Finding Nemo or whatever). So I'll give them a shot.

I'm also 30, so I was probably in uni when the first ones came out. Wait a minute... I just looked it up and the "6" refers to the number of people, like the "Fab Four" or "Jackson Five". OK. It came out last fall. And it was called Baymax – Riesiges Robowabohu in German (Baymax - giant robo-something-japanese) so I feel like it never was really marketed that well here. Plus I spend most of my free time drinking and doing drugs and not going to theatres, so I usually wait for a hangover day and torrent a few classics. But I like the look of this film - the big white guy looks cool. I know what I'm doing tomorrow!
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#53 - incognitoad (09/04/2015) [-]
As I said, I quite liked it, it's pretty funny and it's not something you have to concentrate on to try to keep up with it. It's just a simple film that's pretty enjoyable.
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#5 - atomicjojo (09/04/2015) [-]
are you serious?
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#6 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
joke esplain told me it means "for fuck's sake" and that makes sense. So yeah, I wasn't kidding and now it all makes sense LOL FFS FPS DILDO #Hashtag
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#4 - jokexplain (09/04/2015) [-]
For Fuck's Sake
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#5 - teekanne (09/04/2015) [-]
na man but she suck dick in a movie never forget
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#6 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
brown bunny or blue bunny or something, right? Chlöe Sevigny methinks. But who's this bitch here? Wouldn't mind seeing her suck dick either.
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#7 - mrcroc (09/04/2015) [-]
Olivia Taylor Dudley of five second films fame.
Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AzJX4EboYk
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#1849 - zielscheibe (09/04/2015) [-]
Na , servus !
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#2573 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
grüßi götti
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#2541 - ichundnurich (09/04/2015) [-]
Meschede im schönen Sauerland hier
#2493 - iamsxzo (09/04/2015) [-]
Gibt's doch nicht, dass ich so weit nach unten scrollen musste und nichts gefunden habe... STUTTGART Benz-Town!!!
#2292 - assfullofsunshine (09/04/2015) [-]
Nur einer aus Berlin hier? Dafuq? Das die HAUPTSTADT Jungs, da geht doch noch was
#2454 - lippenrot (09/04/2015) [-]
Berlin!
#2266 - iamhereforthestory (09/04/2015) [-]
Olpe/Siegen/Hagen
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#2108 - kingkreidler (09/04/2015) [-]
wetzlar
#2067 - neruuub (09/04/2015) [-]
Offenburg
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#1935 - enslavedyouth (09/04/2015) [-]
Bin ausm Pott, Duisburger hier!
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#2221 - shmochra (09/04/2015) [-]
Yo Duisburger!
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#2226 - enslavedyouth (09/04/2015) [-]
Yo! Auch aus Duisburg?
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#2227 - shmochra (09/04/2015) [-]
Jap. Hochfeld. Du?
Beste Pottstadt <3
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#2232 - enslavedyouth (09/04/2015) [-]
Wohn direkt im Zentrum! Isn 5 Minuten Fußmarsch zum Bahnhof, zehn Minuten inne City, 10 Minuten zum Innenhafen.

Bock mal einen heben zu gehn?
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#2248 - shmochra (09/04/2015) [-]
ja lass mal die tage was machen. ich sitz hier krank rum aber neue leute treffen ist eigentlich immer cool.
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#2264 - enslavedyouth (09/04/2015) [-]
Yo, je nachdem wie's zeitlich passt kann man ja mal was machen. Erst einmal gute Besserung.

Regnet außerdem schon wieder.^^
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#2278 - shmochra (09/04/2015) [-]
Ach und Danke :>
Krank sein hat aber Vorteile. Mitbewohner erwarten nichts und ich kann hier sitzen und serien/animes etc am stück gucken
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#2282 - enslavedyouth (09/04/2015) [-]
Ohh ja das is natürlich das schönste daran, man muss sich für's nichts tun nicht schuldig fühln.

Nur kann man in der Beruffsschule leider nicht fehln. .-. Da verpasst man sonst einfach zu viel
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#2235 - shmochra (09/04/2015) [-]
geht denn heute noch was? biste studi?
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#2242 - enslavedyouth (09/04/2015) [-]
Sicher würd heut noch was gehn! Hab zwar nich allzu viel Kohle zum verballern, aber würd scho passen. Wasn studi? Studivz, studierender?^^
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#2244 - shmochra (09/04/2015) [-]
studierender ^^
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#2258 - enslavedyouth (09/04/2015) [-]
Ahh, got'cha. Ne, mach zurzeit die Ausbildung zum Verkäufer. Is zwar überbetrieblich da ich zeitlich nix gefunden hab (über 100 Bewerbungen, töte mich!) aber naja.
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#2265 - shmochra (09/04/2015) [-]
Klingt doch eigentlich ganz gut. ich würd auch lieber malochen
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#2272 - enslavedyouth (09/04/2015) [-]
Ja, Schule hat man irgendwann echt die Schnauze voll.
#1920 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Aichhalden/Freundenstadt
#1912 - blanc (09/04/2015) [-]
Potsdam
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#2752 - denniswilles (09/04/2015) [-]
Faggot, you going to Potsdam University too?
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#2872 - blanc (09/05/2015) [-]
Yes, I will be starting this october. Maths and Physiks teacher. Are you at Golm/ Neues Palais?
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#2881 - denniswilles (09/05/2015) [-]
I used to be in Lehramt for English and History at Neues Palais (and Golm) last year but I decided to change, it wasn't really my cup of tea. I'll be mostly at Griebnitzsee now.. but Neues Palais is pretty awesome! I'm taking Wirtschaftsinformatik (try translating that ) so I'll have a lot of math classes as well. A friend of mine did your combination and is pretty happy with it.

Zur ersten Bildungswissenschaften/Didaktik Vorlesung musst du überhaupt nicht gehen, da werden echt nur 1 zu 1 die Folien vorgelesen und die Klausur ist multiple choice. Ich hab dazu noch ne ziemlich gute Zusammenfassung zum Lernen, die kann ich dir senden wenn du willst!
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#2922 - blanc (09/05/2015) [-]
Are you talking about the HPI at Griebnitzsee? My boyfriend studies there. A lot of people tell me that neues Palais is awesome so I'm really looking forward to it. I have never been there before. Soon I will fully move to Potsdam and take a look at the city.
You have a friend who took exactly my combination? Thats nice maybe I will come back to it when I need help.

Ich werd mir die Vorlesung mal ansehen und gucken, ob ich darauf bock hab. Bisher war ich immer recht strebsam, aber wenns echt so ist, wie du sagst, frag ich dich nochmal nach der Zusammenfassung. Gibts die Folien denn im Internet?
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#1864 - lunargreenhouse (09/04/2015) [-]
Darrrmstadt
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#2110 - abeemenation (09/04/2015) [-]
Ich schätz mal nah genug, Eberstädter hier
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#2467 - lunargreenhouse (09/04/2015) [-]
Nunja eigentlich sogar südlicher als du, aber das dorf kennt keine sau
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#2500 - abeemenation (09/04/2015) [-]
¯_(ツ)_/¯
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#2501 - abeemenation (09/04/2015) [-]
wtf passiert da, es sieht normal aus wenn ichs schreib
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#2570 - lunargreenhouse (09/04/2015) [-]
Uh..?
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#1839 - zielscheibe (09/04/2015) [-]
Munich - Bavaria

#2455 - tilias (09/04/2015) [-]
Munich, Bavaria
#1775 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
vom Ländle Oberschwaben yeah
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#1679 - moorgar (09/04/2015) [-]
Bayreuth
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#1715 - mion (09/04/2015) [-]
Mein Beileid. Hab da 1 Jahr lang studiert, bevor ich es nicht mehr ausgehalten habe
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#1829 - atomschlumpf (09/04/2015) [-]
Ich komm aus der Nähe...was war denn schlecht da?
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#2875 - mion (09/05/2015) [-]
Ich fands iwie langweilig dort
Irgendwie war da nach ca. 18:30 tote Hose, wenn man mal einfach nur in der Stadt spazieren wollte und nach 19:20 gingen raus ins Storchennest auch keine regulären Busse mehr. Fand ich ein wenig merkwürdig, dass eine Studentenstadt um 20:00 Uhr Bettruhe verordnet bekommt :/
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#1623 - jusktiinah (09/04/2015) [-]
Marburg
#1383 - stolzejungfrau (09/04/2015) [-]
Kiel
#2578 - mohne (09/04/2015) [-]
willkommen im club
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#2767 - stolzejungfrau (09/04/2015) [-]
wenigstens hat man hier wasser und angenehme temperaturen
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#1368 - CALVINoMysyca (09/04/2015) [-]
Elmshorn
#1208 - kaburuk (09/04/2015) [-]
Heilbronn
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#2413 - thehappyphoenix (09/04/2015) [-]
Knapp daneben, wohne 10km weiter
#2870 - kaburuk (09/05/2015) [-]
Ja ich auch, aber das kennt ja wirklich niemand sonst. Ich studier zumindest in Heilbronn
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#2919 - thehappyphoenix (09/05/2015) [-]
Ich mach nebenan in Neckarsulm Ausbildung, wie läuft das Studium so?
#2971 - kaburuk (09/06/2015) [-]
Grad angefangen die Bachelor Thesis bei einem Unternehmen in Künzelsau zu schreiben. Ist die Ausbildung bei Audi ?
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#2999 - thehappyphoenix (09/06/2015) [-]
Schön wär's, da denkt jeder dran wenn man Neckarsulm erwähnt, aber nein, leider nicht ^^
#1202 - nonoise (09/04/2015) [-]
HAMBUUUUUUUUURG !
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#1600 - clechyl (09/04/2015) [-]
Hummel Hummel
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#1604 - nonoise (09/04/2015) [-]
Moas Moas

Aber als echter Hamburger eigentlich nur Moin.
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#1609 - clechyl (09/04/2015) [-]
Stimmt. Altona?
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#1615 - nonoise (09/04/2015) [-]
Ganz kurz hinter Jenfeld
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#1626 - clechyl (09/04/2015) [-]
Mensch, fast schon im Ausland!
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#1639 - nonoise (09/04/2015) [-]
Weningstens nich südlich der Elbe, da is Feindesland.
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#1168 - shemaledong (09/04/2015) [-]
Einer aus Hamburg hier?
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#1416 - mctetris (09/04/2015) [-]
St. Pauli am start hier!
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#1645 - nonoise (09/04/2015) [-]
Fast Jenfeld hier
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#1210 - nonoise (09/04/2015) [-]
HAMBUUUUURG JUNGE !
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#1218 - shemaledong (09/04/2015) [-]
was gehtn digger!
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#1230 - nonoise (09/04/2015) [-]
Tüllich Tüllich, alles kla ! Wie immer kack Ausbildung muss noch scheiße für den Mist fertig machen.
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#1226 - shemaledong (09/04/2015) [-]
Bahrenfeld in the house
#1161 - yunoacceptnumbers (09/04/2015) [-]
Berlin
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#2629 - denniswilles (09/04/2015) [-]
Same here! Are you going to university or are you some bum living on the streets?
#2718 - yunoacceptnumbers (09/04/2015) [-]
Mal abgesehen davon, dass sonst jeder hier auf deutsch geantwortet hat, gibt es hier noch ne menge mehr zu erleben, als sich um die sudiengebühren zu drücken
#1536 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
nur einer aus berlin. traurig.
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#1084 - yujisakaii (09/04/2015) [-]
bin ich hier der einzige Schweriner?
#2252 - iamhereforthestory (09/04/2015) [-]
hide all anons
#1660 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Verpiss dich
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#1771 - yujisakaii (09/04/2015) [-]
Schlecht geschissen oder was ?
#1840 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Hurensohn
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#981 - datgermanguy (09/04/2015) [-]
Ludwigshafen am Rhein
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#967 - goobyman (09/04/2015) [-]
Nähe Berlin
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#924 - mofka (09/04/2015) [-]
osnabrück im semester, meppen in den ferien!
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#882 - pickaxe (09/04/2015) [-]
Wuppertal
#1979 - kepflee (09/04/2015) [-]
Ebenfalls Wuppertal. Student oder wohnst du hier nur?
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#2239 - pickaxe (09/04/2015) [-]
Bin hier geboren.
Geh' hier aufs Berufskolleg.
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#1118 - sylpharia (09/04/2015) [-]
Solingen hier!
#2335 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
wie furchtbar, solinger, ich frag mich nur wieso so wenige, ich wüsste soviele die wenig genug leben haben um hier rumzuhängen
#827 - schaufelradbagger (09/04/2015) [-]
Lübeck... haha nein nicht wirklich
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#812 - dangerface (09/04/2015) [-]
Halle (Saale)
#2138 - sniperfred (09/04/2015) [-]
ich zähl merseburg mal hier zu
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#1163 - irrelevantcitizen (09/04/2015) [-]
Ebenso.
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#810 - slyve (09/04/2015) [-]
Itzehoe.

plz respond
#1207 - nonoise (09/04/2015) [-]
Ich wohn im Osten vom Hamburg, also fast.
#1756 - ennorem (09/04/2015) [-]
Dito!
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#1764 - nonoise (09/04/2015) [-]
Nice
#1767 - ennorem (09/04/2015) [-]
Schönste Stadt der Welt
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#1773 - nonoise (09/04/2015) [-]
Auf jeden diggi !
#773 - xross (09/04/2015) [-]
Hamm, NRW
#759 - jeremiex (09/04/2015) [-]
Braunschweig
#752 - superduperpuper (09/04/2015) [-]
Bonn
#1500 - crazymungo (09/04/2015) [-]
Bonn
#1005 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Bonn!
#680 - deathtobreakfast (09/04/2015) [-]
I'm close to Mönchengladbach.
pic related I'm not a football fan though.
#2691 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
ich komm aud mönchengladbach!
#1199 - fuckmymen (09/04/2015) [-]
Letzter in der Tabelle
If you happen to visit the altstadt, look out for the fountain in the center. There will be a dick with your username inside ❤
cheers
#958 - koeln (09/04/2015) [-]
*böses meckern*
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#657 - mion (09/04/2015) [-]
Nürnberg :<
#1517 - atomschlumpf (09/04/2015) [-]
Frangn!!
#1736 - kingofkrauts (09/04/2015) [-]
Bamberch.
#1772 - atomschlumpf (09/04/2015) [-]
Frei statt Bayern!!
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#1525 - mion (09/04/2015) [-]
Ich kann leider kein Fränkisch :p
War zu sehr beschäftigt, Deutsch zu lernen
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#1534 - atomschlumpf (09/04/2015) [-]
Net schlimm, ich hab ah nur a weng an dialekt Richtig Fränkisch hab ich auch nie gelernt, auch wenn ich richtig vom Dorf bin. Hab in der nähe von Coburg gewohnt, bin jetzt aber zum studieren nach Duisburg gezogen. Aber einmal a Franke, immer a Franke!
#2386 - captainbalu (09/04/2015) [-]
Wirklich schöne stadt, hatte da mal eine Liebschaft. Schöne Altstadt schöner dom schönes rathaus.
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#650 - asalon (09/04/2015) [-]
Münster
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#624 - lunathenightmare (09/04/2015) [-]
in der Nähe von Dresden (Sachsen)
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#791 - odstnsg (09/04/2015) [-]
und ich komme direkt aus dresden =)
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#883 - spermanentthreat (09/04/2015) [-]
Ich zieh nächste Woche nach Dresden, bin gerade noch in Nossen.

Wow hätte nicht gedacht, dass man hier noch jemanden findet^^
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#891 - odstnsg (09/04/2015) [-]
welchen teil von dresden?
ja ich bin auch überrascht^^
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#893 - spermanentthreat (09/04/2015) [-]
Äußere Neustadt. Gleich bei der Chemo.
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#896 - odstnsg (09/04/2015) [-]
nice
nicht ganz meine nähe aber nice
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#903 - spermanentthreat (09/04/2015) [-]
Na Dresden ist Dresden...ist im Grunde auch nur ein Dorf^^

Wo sitzt du?
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#1611 - odstnsg (09/04/2015) [-]
mit freital als parkplatz

tolkewitz
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#2457 - spermanentthreat (09/04/2015) [-]
Wo sich die Assis versammeln? Ja passt

Na das ist ziemlich ab vom schuss, da haste recht
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#2939 - odstnsg (09/05/2015) [-]
naja mit dem nahverkehr kommt man aber überall gut und schnell hin ^^
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#615 - sinikko (09/04/2015) [-]
Mainz
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#2284 - totallynotafaggot (09/04/2015) [-]
Nicht gedacht dass ich jemanden aus Mainz hier find.
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#2403 - sinikko (09/04/2015) [-]
Wooo!
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#2422 - totallynotafaggot (09/04/2015) [-]
hau mal paar infos raus?
bin 19 wohn in mombach und tu nicht viel außer zocken und drogen nehmen
2edgy
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#2699 - sinikko (09/04/2015) [-]
25, wohn direct neben der uni, mach nich viel außer zocken and studieren geschichte und kunst-geschichte
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#612 - sleepingdogtwo (09/04/2015) [-]
Titisee
Touristenkaff bei Freiburg
#514 - macdough (09/04/2015) [-]
Munich!
#1863 - zielscheibe (09/04/2015) [-]
München Umland !

bin eins von den Landeiern
#2318 - captainbalu (09/04/2015) [-]
Wo genau? Ich wohn südlich von München
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#2328 - zielscheibe (09/04/2015) [-]
Westlich - Richtung Mammendorf
#2524 - acebmx (09/04/2015) [-]
FFB hier
#2349 - captainbalu (09/04/2015) [-]
Ahh die sbahn nach mammendorf seh ich immer wenn ich am bahnhof bin
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#751 - crotchlesshotpants (09/04/2015) [-]
Auch München
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#443 - elegost (09/04/2015) [-]
Aachen
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#518 - masterjogi (09/04/2015) [-]
eeeeew, rwth?
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#639 - elegost (09/04/2015) [-]
Yay baby, why the ew? Its true that it is tough as balls though.
#435 - minutes (09/04/2015) [-]
Kamp lintfort nah bei köln / duisburg
#2000 - kepflee (09/04/2015) [-]
Is das nich so n ganz kleines Kaff? ich glaub da war ich mal...
#2013 - minutes (09/04/2015) [-]
Jo knapp 50 tausend Einwohner is echt nich groß. Vielleicht warst du da bei Kloster Kamp? ist so unsere einzige sehenswürdigkeit
#2025 - kepflee (09/04/2015) [-]
Nene, war schon die Stadt selber, aber ich war da auch nur Nachts um bei jemandem zu pennen, also hab ich so oder so nich wirklich nen Eindruck bekommen können.
#434 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Frankfurt am Main
#430 - koeln (09/04/2015) [-]
Köln
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#2238 - ewood (09/04/2015) [-]
Ich auch
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#2050 - griflion (09/04/2015) [-]
ab morgen leb ich da
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#2256 - ewood (09/04/2015) [-]
Welcher Stadtteil?
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#2753 - griflion (09/04/2015) [-]
Mülheim
#2332 - koeln (09/04/2015) [-]
Ich wohne im Pantaleonsviertel und ihr?
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#2589 - ewood (09/04/2015) [-]
Wohne zur Zeit noch in düren, zwischen Aachen und Köln, arbeite aber in ehrenfeld braunsfeld
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#771 - jonnyfrosty (09/04/2015) [-]
Wer hätts gedacht
#2757 - ewood (09/04/2015) [-]
Wusste nicht dass du deutscher bist
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#2760 - jonnyfrosty (09/04/2015) [-]
Man lernt halt nie aus
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#2761 - ewood (09/04/2015) [-]
Und von wo kommst du?
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#2762 - jonnyfrosty (09/04/2015) [-]
Nähe Hamburgs
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#2765 - ewood (09/04/2015) [-]
Nicht schlecht, grüß die racketenbohnen
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#2766 - jonnyfrosty (09/04/2015) [-]
Herr Bomhoff kommt aus meiner Heimatstadt, wo du bei dem Thema bist
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#384 - whothefkisanon (09/04/2015) [-]
Karlsruhe Not living there yet though, moving there for uni in a month
#661 - twoastbroud (09/04/2015) [-]
KIT masterrace
#1034 - philss (09/04/2015) [-]
hab mich übrigens schon mal gefragt wie viele FJler es wohl am kit gibt. offensichtilch mindestens 3
#2962 - twoastbroud (09/05/2015) [-]
sehr cool eigentlich
#889 - philss (09/04/2015) [-]
Maschinenbau masterrace
#439 - minutes (09/04/2015) [-]
Bin zwar nich von da aber was studierst du?
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#444 - whothefkisanon (09/04/2015) [-]
ETEC Elektro- und Informationstechnik

Selber?
#446 - minutes (09/04/2015) [-]
Viel Spaß beim ersten Semester und den ganzen drop-out klausuren, schaffse schon
Survey Methodology ist im Grunde Statistik
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#452 - whothefkisanon (09/04/2015) [-]
Freue mich schon auf die Mathe und Physik....
#455 - minutes (09/04/2015) [-]
Jo wenne dich von anfang an reinhängst is das gar kein problem. Musst nur dran bleiben!
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#458 - whothefkisanon (09/04/2015) [-]
Angeblich sind die ersten 2 Semester nur Wiederholungen vom Abi (wenigstens in meinem Fall da ich das International Baccalaureate, IB, gemacht habe)
#900 - philss (09/04/2015) [-]
entweder ist das International Baccalaureate so richtig krass oder, und das glaube ich eher, du wirst dich ganz schön umschauen.
#460 - minutes (09/04/2015) [-]
Grade dann solltest du dir keine Sorgen machen. Die meisten fliegen sowieso immer raus weil das fach an sich die gar nicht interessiert
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#461 - whothefkisanon (09/04/2015) [-]
Je mehr ich dran verzweifele, je mehr ich meinen Spaß dran hab.
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#361 - alfonshister (09/04/2015) [-]
Laufenburg
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#781 - dethrey (09/04/2015) [-]
Nice, Rickenbach
#2233 - alfonshister (09/04/2015) [-]
Boah, ein Nachbar?

cool. Da fällt mir ne Anekdote ein.
Unser Chemielehrer am Scheffel in Rickenbach ist irgendwie vom Thema abgekommen und hat so gemeint:

"In anderen Kulturen gibt es seltsame Traditionen und Gewohnheiten, zum Beispiel wird eine Tochter oft abgetrieben und als minderwertig angesehen. Ihr kennt doch ein paar Beispiele?"

Die Reinrufe kamen relativ schnell:

"China!"
"Japan!"


"Rickenbach!"

und übrigens ist der Franz Martin Sauer ein Armleuchter, aber das ist nur meine Meinung
#2293 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Der Wahnsin,, Alfons
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#2295 - alfonshister (09/04/2015) [-]
so heiß ich nich mal.

#2779 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Entschuldige, Blasius, ich wollt dir nicht krumm kommen
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#2780 - alfonshister (09/04/2015) [-]
EH?
#2786 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Ich habe dich Blasius genannt. Oder ist das etwa nicht dein Name?
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#2787 - alfonshister (09/04/2015) [-]
nicht dass ich wüsste.
#2789 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Stimmt es dass Laufenburg die Hochburg für Stricher und Fäkalfetisch-Dienern ist? Was ist denn deine Lieblingskonsistenz?
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#2790 - alfonshister (09/04/2015) [-]
keine Ahnung, aber anscheinend ist das dein Fachgebiet. Erzähl doch mal!
#2791 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
11/10 geistreiche Erwiderung, offensichtlich Homo-Zickenkrieg-Erfahrung vorhanden. Warum zum Fick überhaupt noch wach?
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#2796 - alfonshister (09/04/2015) [-]
blöde Schichten im Krankenhaus. Tag/Nacht Rythmus sollte mal wieder zurückgesetzt werden.

was läuft bei dir so? außer armen Menschen wie mir zu schreiben?
#2798 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Naja, ich habe seit dem letzten mal so ungefähr alle Filme durchgesehen die es wert waren, jetzt höre ich erstmal nur Musik.
Und, wie viele Alkoholiker bis jetzt wieder nach Hause geschickt weil sie Pegelsäufer sind und 3 Promille Standard bei denen ist?
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#2800 - alfonshister (09/04/2015) [-]
Wir hatten sogar schon ein paar Alkoholiker bei uns in den zwei Wochen die mein Praktikum schon läuft. Haben alle gezittert wie Espenlaub vom Entzug.
Und vorsichtig muss man sein bei denen. DIe haben anscheinend ne schwache Agressionssicherung.
Aber Heimschicken dürfen wir nicht. Wer erstmal in der Notaufnahme ist und dann zu uns kommt wird erst entlassen wenn die Ärzte das zulassen.

Oder wenn er türmt. Dann dürfen wir ihn aus dem Register rausnehmen. Hat heute einer gemacht. Wurde mittags auf dem Viehmarkt mit zwei Flaschen Bier gesehen. Nerviger Typ. Aber ist mir lieber als religiöse Fanatiker die armen dementen Patienten Angst vor Tabletten machen.
#2906 - anon (09/05/2015) [-]
Ihr Schweine teilt Tabletten aus? An Menschen? Wie könnt ihr nur
#740 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Ich pisse dir in deinen Vorgarten
#343 - zanshin (09/04/2015) [-]
Bielefeld
#2651 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
So lange gescrollt und endlich Bielefeld gefunden wie war es aufm weinmarkt?
#2682 - tylo (09/04/2015) [-]
Einloggen macht Sinn
#2998 - zanshin (09/06/2015) [-]
Ich war nur kurz da. Aber wenn ichs mir leisten könnte hätte ich dort sicher den einen oder anderen Wein verkostet.
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#1855 - lunargreenhouse (09/04/2015) [-]
das gibbets nich
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#1164 - shemaledong (09/04/2015) [-]
kann nicht sein
#362 - alfonshister (09/04/2015) [-]
ye sure
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#309 - larfang (09/04/2015) [-]
Ramstein
#1181 - radradials (09/04/2015) [-]
awwwww yissss ramstein. Military?
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#1884 - acekingpanda (09/04/2015) [-]
Same here m8s.
#2912 - radradials (09/05/2015) [-]
We should all still remain pretty anti-social.
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#2961 - larfang (09/05/2015) [-]
We may have met and never knew

it will be a mystery for the ages
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#2963 - acekingpanda (09/05/2015) [-]
Or naw. I like meeting folks. Plus we can play gams n shiiiit.
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#37 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
Munich
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#1849 - zielscheibe (09/04/2015) [-]
Na , servus !
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#2573 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]
grüßi götti
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#3 - chokinandtokin (09/04/2015) [-]
If the rest of the pictures were uploaded he said it was a pun
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#2 - maxismahname (09/04/2015) [-]
I think you were joking, but just in case, the word you were looking for was "bored"
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#9 - centraldogma (09/03/2015) [-]
I'm like 80% sure that you spend a night drinking with your long-lost twin.
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#103 - abesimpson (09/03/2015) [-]
I don't play planetside but I find seeing a big ol clumsy ship chasing after the POV a little amusing. The fact that you know its being controlled by a human being makes it even funnier.

"Drive faster" the title says, meanwhile the ship is closing in on them. At first you can feel the suspense but they guy is just bouncing around desperately trying to get them.
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#104 - abesimpson (09/03/2015) [-]
Also he might have gotten the kill but the gif keeps looping and im tired of staring at it.
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#98 - codegeek (09/03/2015) [-]
You have much to learn, whitey.

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User avatar #34 - uninstall (01/11/2016) [-]
you're subtle
good job
#33 - pongldr (11/15/2015) [-]
ur band is chill

also you are very attractive

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Nice teamwork

Great rolls
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okay .... now roll a question on my profile
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User avatar #20 to #19 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
very interesting
User avatar #12 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
Ist das deine Band "circleoflies"? Echt geile Sache Ich steh auf das Zeug (ich hör meistens Jimi Hendrix, Doors, usw. - und was ganz anderes, Goa)
User avatar #13 to #12 - fatminion ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
"impossible c o l o u r s" heißt der Band, "circleoflies" ist die EP.

Neue LP hier: www.colouringbookmusic.com
oder suche nach "impossible colours" auf spotify, iTunes, google play, etc.

Und ganz genau: Doors, Floyd, Zeppelin, und auch Tool (wer auch eine Östliche/goa-mäßig Einfluß hat) sind auf jeden Fall Einflüße.

Du musst unbedingt die Musikvideo anschauen. Es wird später heute offiziell veröffentlicht, aber du kannst ihn jetzt anhören wenn du magst:

youtu.be/ocHN7SoB3dM

genieße Griechenland! ;)
User avatar #14 to #13 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
Oh sorry. Hab nur kurz reingehört bei der Arbeit und nicht richtig gelesen...

Ich schaue später nach Feierabend! Sehr vielversprechend

Der Griechenland Urlaub ist leider schon wieder eine Woche vorbei...
#15 to #14 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
wie geil seid ihr denn sowas liebe ich ja... wenn nach 3,5 minuten Intro plötzlich was abgeht
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ups war nicht eingeloggt
#6 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #8 to #7 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Evening.
User avatar #9 to #8 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
tits or penis or get the fudge out
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User avatar #11 to #10 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**** or GTFO.
I need to get a boner
User avatar #17 to #11 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Thirsty af
User avatar #3 - davidavidson (03/18/2015) [-]
10 outa ******* 10

>Caw at the sky

I can't get enough hahahahahaha
#5 to #3 - anon (04/24/2015) [-]
lel.
User avatar #2 - turdvang (02/02/2015) [-]
Haha, first i thought you were just someone else pretending to be you. Good to know you are still with us
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