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Gender:	male
Age:	31
Facebook Profile:	miketheburns
Youtube Channel:	impossiblecolours
Consoles Owned:	N64, SNES
Video Games Played:	chinese checkers, solitaire, yahtzee
PSN:	Public Service Announcement
Interests:	psychedelic, art, music, dragon dildos
Date Signed Up:	8/26/2014
Last Login:	1/13/2016
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transfluidgenderqueer, patriarchial brony neckbeard trilby(tm), underage hentai production assistant and hitler did nothing right.

Just kidding. I'm just a fat old fuck with a majestic beard.

And I play in a band: www.colouringbookmusic.com // www.impossiblecolours.com // www.youtube.com/impossiblecolours // www.facebook.com/impossiblecolours // www.soundcloud.com/impossiblecolours

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#115 - *exes one ex two exes just like: one ax tw…	01/03/2016 on Assorted Internets #51	+3
#5 - what movie is this? [+] (6 new replies)	01/03/2016 on TRIGGERED	+1
#8 - theruinedsage (01/03/2016) [-] Battletoad 2 #6 - GmCity (01/03/2016) [-] Beetlejuice #7 - fatminion (01/03/2016) [-] Beetlejuice #9 - therealrottilargo (01/03/2016) [-] Beetlejuice #10 - improbablyyourdad (01/03/2016) [-] WHO? ME? #11 - fatminion (01/03/2016) [-] no, you're probably my dad
#8 - put' apostrophe's in' ever'y wor'd for' fu'll eff'ect	01/03/2016 on For all the grammar-nazi's...	0
#6 - you should have left it. It wouold have been ironic. [+] (2 new replies)	01/03/2016 on For all the grammar-nazi's...	0
#7 - sherlockhomies (01/03/2016) [-] then i'll just change it back shall i #8 - fatminion (01/03/2016) [-] put' apostrophe's in' ever'y wor'd for' fu'll eff'ect
#5 - *built but now I get it. It could have been phrased bette…	01/03/2016 on Liberty from above	-1
#1 - I don't remember that scene - was it in the extended edition? [+] (1 new reply)	01/03/2016 on Smooth	+13
#3 - edraham (01/03/2016) [-] I think it is.
#2 - uh... isn't the Xbox 1 like very very old at this point? Like… [+] (12 new replies)	01/03/2016 on krampus	-36
#6 - tormain (01/03/2016) [-] Xbox generations: Xbox (2001) Xbox 360 (2005) Xbox one (2013) #18 - fatminion (01/04/2016) [-] so, one could say: XBox 1: XBox XBox 2: XBox 360 XBox 3: XBox One right? Just like one could say: Nintendo 1: NES Nindendo 2: SNES Nintendo 3: N64 Nintendo 4: GameCube Nindendo 5: Wii right? #23 - tormain (01/04/2016) [-] yes #3 - anon (01/03/2016) [-] "im fatminion and i live under a rock" -you. #4 - fatminion (01/03/2016) [-] I played the original xbox way back in the day, then they came out with xbox 2, and then the white xbox (360 if I'm not mistaken), so the xbox 1 is hella old #17 - klick (01/04/2016) [-] Not as old as that joke. #16 - hairyforcekin (01/04/2016) [-] idk if you're being serious or not but either way it's fucking funny #14 - anon (01/04/2016) [-] How retarded are you? #9 - anon (01/04/2016) [-] 360 = 0. so it is: xbox xbox 0 xbox 1 #7 - anon (01/04/2016) [-] xbox 2 never existed #11 - danielzeil (01/04/2016) [-] #5 - anon (01/03/2016) [-] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_One
#8 - > go to snipe parade x10 > break your legs x10 &… [+] (2 new replies)	01/03/2016 on Incredible	-1
#10 - quantumranger (01/03/2016) [-] Wait 30 years, the music that is remembered won't be this. I'm sure there was plenty of shitty music back then, but nobody listens to it anymore because it's shitty #11 - fatminion (01/03/2016) [-] I have a lot of friends who collect obscure 50s-70s music, and I do myself, and it's largely just too similar to the good music we know. There's no real "shit" to speak of, it's just like "oh yeah, they sound just like James Gang" or "ugh, this is basically a bad version of Led Zepp", but I still like the general style. No über-simplistic, un-artistic rap/hip-hop/pop
#8 - it's a ****** implementation of the JavaScript history stack	01/03/2016 on Admin, wtf is this shit	0
#3 - *nazis apostrophes are NEVER used in pluralizing ANYT… [+] (5 new replies)	01/03/2016 on For all the grammar-nazi's...	+3
#5 - sherlockhomies (01/03/2016) [-] changed it #6 - fatminion (01/03/2016) [-] you should have left it. It wouold have been ironic. #7 - sherlockhomies (01/03/2016) [-] then i'll just change it back shall i #8 - fatminion (01/03/2016) [-] put' apostrophe's in' ever'y wor'd for' fu'll eff'ect #4 - sherlockhomies Comment deleted by fatminion
#5 - *cross-eyed	01/03/2016 on Danny Phantom	0
#29 - well, the Boba Fett still living thing is non-canon. It's fro… [+] (3 new replies)	01/03/2016 on not dead if tere`s no body	0
#39 - chokebee (01/03/2016) [-] >isn't canon >Ben isn't Jacen Solo >Rey isn't Jaina >Luke didn't exile himself >Han didn't die because of Chewie #35 - noonelikesdan (01/03/2016) [-] Also TR8-R is the new order stormtrooper spinning the mace thing that you've probably been seeing alot. #34 - noonelikesdan (01/03/2016) [-] It was canon before disney said fuck you to the extended universe
#14 - but 1 NZD is like 0.68 USD, so $4.72 USD/gal, or probably how …	01/03/2016 on Gas at 1.9 cents a gallon	+4
#39 - *flies	01/03/2016 on funding	+1
#38 - World Penis Inspection Affirmation League? [+] (3 new replies)	01/03/2016 on funding	0
#54 - icanexplain (01/04/2016) [-] close, its a football league in PA, one the better districts in the country, alot of D1 players come from around here #55 - fatminion (01/04/2016) [-] so... Western Pennsylvania Intramural Atheletic League? #56 - icanexplain (01/09/2016) [-] close, Western Pennsylvania Interscholastic Athletic League. It was actually older than the PIAA (Pennsylvania Interscholastic Athletic Association) here is some players from Wpial www.post-gazette.com/sports/high-school-football/2015/11/25/Pittsburgh-Post-Gazette-All-Time-WPIAL-Championship-Team-Joe-Namath-Mike-Ditka-Darrelle-Revis-highlight-squad/stories/201511250119
#19 - 01.01.2016	01/02/2016 on metric system	0
#75 - even if you plan to have a kid but neither of you have a reall…	01/02/2016 on I feel bad for their kids...	0
#5 - Comment deleted [+] (1 new reply)	01/01/2016 on New generation and politics	0
#7 - foldtwo Comment deleted by fatminion
#100 - you're very welcome.	01/01/2016 on something something black...	0
#113 - a personal experiment: what happens at this party when I pret…	01/01/2016 on RIP Germany	0
#81 - your opinion does not prove anything. Just because you thin…	12/31/2015 on something something black...	0
#18 - it was a gag in Family Guy that I saw recently.	12/31/2015 on Girl gets her wisdom teeth...	0
#152 - oh no, it's absolutely OK to call people fat. It's not OK to …	12/31/2015 on Guy destroys fat acceptance...	0
#11 - oh yeah "Mötörhead" not "Mötley Crüe",…	12/31/2015 on Rock In Peace, dear Legends	0
#10 - he was a roadie for Jimmi Hendrix, and one day Jimmi's bassist… [+] (1 new reply)	12/31/2015 on Rock In Peace, dear Legends	0
#11 - fatminion (12/31/2015) [-] oh yeah "Mötörhead" not "Mötley Crüe", sorry...

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#34 - uninstall (01/11/2016) [-]

you're subtle
good job

#33 - pongldr (11/15/2015) [-]

ur band is chill

also you are very attractive

#29 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 3, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?**
**truezen rolls _: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!**
**truezen rolls Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _**

#30 to #29 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 3, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls An army of skeletons.**
**fatminion rolls Daniel Benoit**
**fatminion rolls Autocannibalism.**

#31 to #30 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls Napalm.**
**truezen rolls Nunchuck moves.**YOU'RE MISSING TWO

#32 to #31 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

Nice teamwork

Great rolls

#25 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Haruko hit Naoto in the head with her bass guitar and _ came out.**wanna play some CAH>?

#26 to #25 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Hayao Miyazaki.**

#28 to #26 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**fatminion rolls What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?** **** , what the hell are all these Japanese names`? I have no clue who they are. Oh well, my turn:

#27 to #26 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

okay .... now roll a question on my profile

#22 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

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**truezen rolled image**

#23 to #22 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image** this ***** the mudkip

#24 to #23 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

#21 - kampi ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]

comment #3
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#18 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Instead of booking _, they should have booked _.**

#19 to #18 - fatminion ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Double penetration.**
**fatminion rolls Being tarred and feathered.**

#20 to #19 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

very interesting

#12 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]

Ist das deine Band "circleoflies"? Echt geile Sache Ich steh auf das Zeug (ich hör meistens Jimi Hendrix, Doors, usw. - und was ganz anderes, Goa)

#13 to #12 - fatminion ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]

"impossible c o l o u r s" heißt der Band, "circleoflies" ist die EP.

Neue LP hier: www.colouringbookmusic.com
oder suche nach "impossible colours" auf spotify, iTunes, google play, etc.

Und ganz genau: Doors, Floyd, Zeppelin, und auch Tool (wer auch eine Östliche/goa-mäßig Einfluß hat) sind auf jeden Fall Einflüße.

Du musst unbedingt die Musikvideo anschauen. Es wird später heute offiziell veröffentlicht, aber du kannst ihn jetzt anhören wenn du magst:

youtu.be/ocHN7SoB3dM

genieße Griechenland! ;)

#14 to #13 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]

Oh sorry. Hab nur kurz reingehört bei der Arbeit und nicht richtig gelesen...

Ich schaue später nach Feierabend! Sehr vielversprechend

Der Griechenland Urlaub ist leider schon wieder eine Woche vorbei...

#15 to #14 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]

wie geil seid ihr denn sowas liebe ich ja... wenn nach 3,5 minuten Intro plötzlich was abgeht

#16 to #15 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]

ups war nicht eingeloggt

#6 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]

#7 to #6 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image**don't do this to me... unless you can follow up with a **** version... or a telephone number...