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| #3 - meh, he didn't really have a choice in most things. The US go… | 01/07/2016 on This is what a humanitarian... | +2 |
| #16 - "Texas" in American English [+] (7 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on Job | +2 |
| uhh... unless you can show me otherwise: rooty-tooty sounds pretty much like "rootin' tootin'", a common phrase used in old wild west times and commonly associated with cowboys and of course, Texas. Although real actual cowboys will more likely be found in places like Arkansas and Montana, there are still many cowboys there. And of course you have the sports team the Dallas Cowboys, and the 5-gallon cowboy hat we invented there I believe. Anywhoo, Texas is internationally renowned for its cowboyish love of guns. Hell, the Family Guy joke "here's your bottle of Jack Daniels, and your comlementary gun". "What is this? A promotion?" "Nope, Texas state law: buy a bottle of whiskey, get a free gun" So yeah, "point and shooty" sounds like a gun to me, and the "rootin tootin" part sounds like the primal scream of the cowboy. So.... sounds like the British way of saying "someone from Texas" or "an average outing in Texas". | ||
| #3 - liger. They're bred for their skills in magic. | 01/07/2016 on Don't worry he notices you | +3 |
| #13 - could be that they are indeed different, just as maybe a sasou… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2016 on Job | +1 |
| #11 - huh. Never heard that. I thought I knew most of the British… [+] (33 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on Job | +15 |
 I'm from England We say 'budgie' You can get a 'raise' and no one would question you if you said 'pay raise' we say 'half 9' or 'half past 9' I haven't heard satsuma in a very long time, we usually call them tangerines or mandarins. A clementine is a variety which has no seeds and I'd call it a 'paycheck' or 'wage slip'. it's half of the hour, so half of the eighth hour is 7:30. Quarter eight (viertel acht) is 7:15, Three-quarters eight (dreiviertel acht) is 7:45. It's normally fine as I live in Germany now, but whenever I talk with Brits or people seaking British English, then I always have to ask them. Americans are usually good about saying "half past" or "quarter till" or "quarater past", if they don't actually say "7:30" or whatever. #59 -
ainise (01/07/2016) [-]  Satsuma's are generally the sweet citrus fruit. They *can* be biter, but in general, they're a sweeter and less intense orange. They're also easier to peel. Tangerine's, which are no satsuma's, are more tangy while still holding a bit of that sweetness. They have harder skins but still manageable. The flesh(if you use it for cooking or tea or similar things) is sweeter and less tart than an orange - If a recipe calls for orange zest, I recommend using this, but I digress. Clementine's, which again, are not satsuma's, are very tart. It has a direct relation to a Pomelo (1/4th) as it's a hybrid of Citrus Deliciosa which are a hybrid of Mandarin's and Pumelo's - that's what it gets its tartness from. People compare it, often, to an orange mixed with a Grapefruit, and for good reason. It has the most intense flavor and is very good for making jams, teas, tarts, etc. due to it holding its flavor well over varying types of cooking processes. A lot of people outside of the UK and China/Japan who aren't chefs or botanists will know very little of Satsumas, which just goes to grow an ignorance of them. Cheers! #47 -
anon (01/07/2016) [-] I think satsumas, tangerines and clementines are all different species. Most people I know say half past nine, but some also like being really vague cunts and leave it at "half past". It pisses me off so fucking much. #43 -
ainise (01/07/2016) [-] Sasouma is a Satsuma, Citrus Unshiu, or Unshu Mikan(温州 蜜柑). "Satsuma" is from the name of the ancient providence of the same name. This is where these fruits are believed to originate from. Citrus Unshiu is the scientific name, however in english speaking countries, they're known as Satsuma's. Everywhere else they're known as Unshius. That being said, Citrus Tangerina is what a Tangerine is. These, while similar, are NOT the same. Likewise, Clementine are not either of these: They are Citrus Clementina and are a hybrid between deliciosa's(which is a hybrid itself) and Sweet oranges. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutaceae The Rutaceae family(aka the Citrus Family) is actually quite massive. While you may think these are similar, they come from widely different places and have very varying tastes. Cheers! #36 -
lordfohawk (01/07/2016) [-] Satsumas are like tangerines/clementines, they're in the US too chief uhh... unless you can show me otherwise: rooty-tooty sounds pretty much like "rootin' tootin'", a common phrase used in old wild west times and commonly associated with cowboys and of course, Texas. Although real actual cowboys will more likely be found in places like Arkansas and Montana, there are still many cowboys there. And of course you have the sports team the Dallas Cowboys, and the 5-gallon cowboy hat we invented there I believe. Anywhoo, Texas is internationally renowned for its cowboyish love of guns. Hell, the Family Guy joke "here's your bottle of Jack Daniels, and your comlementary gun". "What is this? A promotion?" "Nope, Texas state law: buy a bottle of whiskey, get a free gun" So yeah, "point and shooty" sounds like a gun to me, and the "rootin tootin" part sounds like the primal scream of the cowboy. So.... sounds like the British way of saying "someone from Texas" or "an average outing in Texas". could be that they are indeed different, just as maybe a sasouma isn't really a tangerine or a clementine, but they're all very similar and the former I've only ever heard from UK folks. I think it's fun learning B.E. words, though. I came from the US but have been in Europe nearly 10 years and even did a stint in London for a few months, and I vist the UK pretty often and watch many UK series and it would seem that the majority of Europeans speak in British English when they do speak English. | ||
| #14 - *bow-ties one car, two cars one apple, two apples … [+] (4 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Bill Nye Bow Tie | +4 |
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| #8 - "wage packet" ?? what the hell is that? Is… [+] (36 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Job | +46 |
| huh. Never heard that. I thought I knew most of the British/American differences: budgeriegar = parakeet pay rise = pay raise boot = trunk aubergine = eggplant half nine = half past nine (which is different than German "halb neun" (half nine) which is 8:30) sasouma = tangerine/clementine and many more... but never ever heard "wage packet" before. I'm from England We say 'budgie' You can get a 'raise' and no one would question you if you said 'pay raise' we say 'half 9' or 'half past 9' I haven't heard satsuma in a very long time, we usually call them tangerines or mandarins. A clementine is a variety which has no seeds and I'd call it a 'paycheck' or 'wage slip'. it's half of the hour, so half of the eighth hour is 7:30. Quarter eight (viertel acht) is 7:15, Three-quarters eight (dreiviertel acht) is 7:45. It's normally fine as I live in Germany now, but whenever I talk with Brits or people seaking British English, then I always have to ask them. Americans are usually good about saying "half past" or "quarter till" or "quarater past", if they don't actually say "7:30" or whatever. #59 -
ainise (01/07/2016) [-] Satsuma's are generally the sweet citrus fruit. They *can* be biter, but in general, they're a sweeter and less intense orange. They're also easier to peel. Tangerine's, which are no satsuma's, are more tangy while still holding a bit of that sweetness. They have harder skins but still manageable. The flesh(if you use it for cooking or tea or similar things) is sweeter and less tart than an orange - If a recipe calls for orange zest, I recommend using this, but I digress. Clementine's, which again, are not satsuma's, are very tart. It has a direct relation to a Pomelo (1/4th) as it's a hybrid of Citrus Deliciosa which are a hybrid of Mandarin's and Pumelo's - that's what it gets its tartness from. People compare it, often, to an orange mixed with a Grapefruit, and for good reason. It has the most intense flavor and is very good for making jams, teas, tarts, etc. due to it holding its flavor well over varying types of cooking processes. A lot of people outside of the UK and China/Japan who aren't chefs or botanists will know very little of Satsumas, which just goes to grow an ignorance of them. Cheers! #47 -
anon (01/07/2016) [-] I think satsumas, tangerines and clementines are all different species. Most people I know say half past nine, but some also like being really vague cunts and leave it at "half past". It pisses me off so fucking much. #43 -
ainise (01/07/2016) [-] Sasouma is a Satsuma, Citrus Unshiu, or Unshu Mikan(温州 蜜柑). "Satsuma" is from the name of the ancient providence of the same name. This is where these fruits are believed to originate from. Citrus Unshiu is the scientific name, however in english speaking countries, they're known as Satsuma's. Everywhere else they're known as Unshius. That being said, Citrus Tangerina is what a Tangerine is. These, while similar, are NOT the same. Likewise, Clementine are not either of these: They are Citrus Clementina and are a hybrid between deliciosa's(which is a hybrid itself) and Sweet oranges. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutaceae The Rutaceae family(aka the Citrus Family) is actually quite massive. While you may think these are similar, they come from widely different places and have very varying tastes. Cheers! #36 -
lordfohawk (01/07/2016) [-] Satsumas are like tangerines/clementines, they're in the US too chief uhh... unless you can show me otherwise: rooty-tooty sounds pretty much like "rootin' tootin'", a common phrase used in old wild west times and commonly associated with cowboys and of course, Texas. Although real actual cowboys will more likely be found in places like Arkansas and Montana, there are still many cowboys there. And of course you have the sports team the Dallas Cowboys, and the 5-gallon cowboy hat we invented there I believe. Anywhoo, Texas is internationally renowned for its cowboyish love of guns. Hell, the Family Guy joke "here's your bottle of Jack Daniels, and your comlementary gun". "What is this? A promotion?" "Nope, Texas state law: buy a bottle of whiskey, get a free gun" So yeah, "point and shooty" sounds like a gun to me, and the "rootin tootin" part sounds like the primal scream of the cowboy. So.... sounds like the British way of saying "someone from Texas" or "an average outing in Texas". could be that they are indeed different, just as maybe a sasouma isn't really a tangerine or a clementine, but they're all very similar and the former I've only ever heard from UK folks. I think it's fun learning B.E. words, though. I came from the US but have been in Europe nearly 10 years and even did a stint in London for a few months, and I vist the UK pretty often and watch many UK series and it would seem that the majority of Europeans speak in British English when they do speak English. | ||
| #21 - it's kind of an old habit I have. Do you know Adventures in … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on Social Studies meme comp | 0 |
| #16 - I think anon's talking about Steven Columbus, Cristobál Coló… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Social Studies meme comp | +5 |
| it's kind of an old habit I have. Do you know Adventures in Odyssey? It's a Christian radio series I listened to ALL THE TIME when I was growing up and even into my twenties. I still do every now and again when I'm feeling nostalgic. Anyway, there was one episode where a kid travelled back in time to meet Columbus and he was in Spain, and was looking for him, but everyone knew him as Colón (because he sailed for Spain eventually - almost Portugal, but whatever). So I always refer to him as that because it's so vivid in my mind. inb4 ultra-christian-autismo | ||
| #51 - ah, that's what Stan has in the Animé episode of South Park. … [+] (2 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Loyalty goes further than... | 0 |
 tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DualTonfas Yeah, you suddenly notice these everywhere after you learn what they are | ||
| #43 - "tonfa" sounds like a Chinese rip-off of TONKA(tm) trucks [+] (4 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Loyalty goes further than... | -3 |
| tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DualTonfas Yeah, you suddenly notice these everywhere after you learn what they are | ||
| #26 - "What's the matter with you guys? This was never about th… | 01/06/2016 on Ode to the dark side | +2 |
| #25 - or this one? | 01/06/2016 on Ode to the dark side | +10 |
| #24 - you mean this one? [+] (5 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Ode to the dark side | +17 |
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| #19 - aaah... so THAT is what everyone is talking about with the &qu… [+] (6 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Loyalty goes further than... | -5 |
| tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DualTonfas Yeah, you suddenly notice these everywhere after you learn what they are | ||
| #255 - ja, hat er richtig gesagt: es mag sein dass die meisten Täter… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on Consequences | 0 |
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alimais (01/06/2016) [-]  Es gibt immer mehr Zeugenaussagen zu diesem Thema in deutschen Sozialnetzwerken vom Security des Hotels www.facebook.com/ivan.jurcevic.56/videos/10204881795915947/ beim Hauptbahnhof bis zum Durchschnittsbürger In jedem Interview wird von den Frauen und Pärchen erwähnt wie machtlos die Polizei ist | ||
| #128 - because they don't know if and when they migrated here. All r… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Consequences | -4 |
 How are you this fucking clueless? Holy fuck drink some bleach for the love of god. #179 -
anon (01/05/2016) [-] Implying that most of the migrants were actually from Syria? Also, you are aware that IS originated from North Africa - Nigeria. Just because most of their current activity is based around Syria/Iraq etc doesn't mean they're from there - At least the idea behind the militia anyway. Yeah you're right, it is fucked up, but how, for a split second think "Oh well they're from an underprivileged country, so they're more aggressive towards women" etc. "Moderate" and extremist muslims all believe/boast and rant about the same thing, saying that all (for lack of a better generalisation) Western women will be targetted.. I would lay money on it, the women that have been assaulted that night were all local/European descent. None of them will have been other migrant women. I gotta be honest, whilst I agree with the premise of helping out your fellow man etc. When I see these fucking idiots raping and pillaging their way across Europe/whatever country they decide to nest and when I see reports of even "saved" migrants (even the women) saying retarded shit like "Oh well, if people generally stopped hating on us, we wouldn't turn into terrorists therefore you deserve it" it boils my piss. Theres' racism against whites across the world, but that doesn't make me wanna sign up to the fucking KKK. Uncivilised fucking animals who worship a prophet who fucked his daughters and animals but preach hate against infidelity, homosexuals and anyone who goes against the grain are dipshits. Giving it the whole "Who else but Quagmire" kind of attitude towards them and let them get away with quite literally fucking murder is the most idiotic shit and this planet will VERY fucking quickly end. Especially if another WW kicks off. Which for all the liberal fags out there, regardless of your moral highground, you WILL get drafted and you WILL be expected to shoot some fuckers. And I tell you what, if it DOES become a point where we get drafted because of political indecisiveness of lib fags who refused to put their foot down and say "NO, FUCKING ACT LIKE CIVILISED HUMAN BEINGS BEFORE WE LET YOU IN LIKE THE REST OF THE FUCKING WORLD". and giving it the whole "Think of the children" BS. If we get conscripted because of that shit, whilst our Mothers, Daughters, wives are at home being raped and ganged up on by the fucking sandniggers who refuse to fight. Don't be surprised when I fucking cap you in the back of the fucking head. | ||
| #49 - huh. Of course as a human I feel bad that he feels the only w… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Consequences | +2 |
 If you don't deal with the bad ones harshly they will only taint the image of the rest which will lead to hate for all of them and not only the bad ones. Doesn't matter what past those people have or where they come from they have to integrate like everyone else in the Western style we live in. This video kinda shows why it's important to deal with those foreign cultures harshly  | ||
| #36 - there's always a little bit of truth in every joke, right? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Consequences | -1 |
| #37 - I can't seem to find anything online that alludes to that. Th… | 01/05/2016 on Silly programers | 0 |
| #34 - >> #33 | 01/05/2016 on Consequences | 0 |
| #34 - and that's what I don't get: you have little to no experience,… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Silly programers | 0 |
 fortunately theres a banking software company named Q2 that has a program about teaching people with little to no experience in programming everything they need to learn, then hiring them on full time. and this is in the US, in Texas. I can't seem to find anything online that alludes to that. The best I could find was this: www.payscale.com/research/US/Employer=Q2ebanking/Salary/by_Job which doesn't show that anyone in the company makes more than 100k/yr unless they've been there more than 20 years. I don't want to discourage you, but I would encourage you to make sure they don't pull a fast one on you and promise you "you could make up to 100k or more a year in five years" but then basically they just keep you at 50k/yr as a slave - which isn't necessarily bad. Anyway, it's time for me to start working actually. Peace. Oh, and if you ever go to the circus in Austin, tell my friend Josh (he does trapeze and shit) hello for me. | ||
| #33 - twas a joke. I had hoped it would have been apparent, but app… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Consequences | -1 |
| #32 - > too lazy to do math > expect 150k after five years… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Silly programers | 0 |
| believing me or not is up to you, but its good for me since i dont have to start freelance programming or have years of programming to back me up and that's what I don't get: you have little to no experience, so basically you will be expected to teach yourself or your colleagues will teach you, and within 5 years you expect to earn a full-time Sr. Software Engineer salary? Which country is this in? Maybe 150k is like 35k € or something. I'm sorry, I just don't know any company that operates like that UNLESS they will be simultaneously sending you to university. And even then, normally a B.S. gets you into the 50-70k/yr bracket and the company pays for you to get your masters and then you get to 100k AFTER you've paid them back a portion of your tuition. But again, my experience is only about 12 years and in the US and Germany, so maybe if you're in Singapore or Brasil or something it's completely different. In any event, I wish you all the best! Programming and software engineering can be fun and can help your mind stay sharp in old age. fortunately theres a banking software company named Q2 that has a program about teaching people with little to no experience in programming everything they need to learn, then hiring them on full time. and this is in the US, in Texas. I can't seem to find anything online that alludes to that. The best I could find was this: www.payscale.com/research/US/Employer=Q2ebanking/Salary/by_Job which doesn't show that anyone in the company makes more than 100k/yr unless they've been there more than 20 years. I don't want to discourage you, but I would encourage you to make sure they don't pull a fast one on you and promise you "you could make up to 100k or more a year in five years" but then basically they just keep you at 50k/yr as a slave - which isn't necessarily bad. Anyway, it's time for me to start working actually. Peace. Oh, and if you ever go to the circus in Austin, tell my friend Josh (he does trapeze and shit) hello for me. | ||
| #29 - I studied electrical engineering for 4 years but have been pro… | 01/05/2016 on Silly programers | 0 |
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truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-] **truezen used "*roll 3, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?**
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**truezen rolls Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _**
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**truezen rolls Haruko hit Naoto in the head with her bass guitar and _ came out.**wanna play some CAH>?
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shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-] Ist das deine Band "circleoflies"? Echt geile Sache Ich steh auf das Zeug (ich hör meistens Jimi Hendrix, Doors, usw. - und was ganz anderes, Goa)
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fatminion ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-] "impossible c o l o u r s" heißt der Band, "circleoflies" ist die EP.
Neue LP hier: www.colouringbookmusic.com
oder suche nach "impossible colours" auf spotify, iTunes, google play, etc.
Und ganz genau: Doors, Floyd, Zeppelin, und auch Tool (wer auch eine Östliche/goa-mäßig Einfluß hat) sind auf jeden Fall Einflüße.
Du musst unbedingt die Musikvideo anschauen. Es wird später heute offiziell veröffentlicht, aber du kannst ihn jetzt anhören wenn du magst:
youtu.be/ocHN7SoB3dM
genieße Griechenland! ;)
Neue LP hier: www.colouringbookmusic.com
oder suche nach "impossible colours" auf spotify, iTunes, google play, etc.
Und ganz genau: Doors, Floyd, Zeppelin, und auch Tool (wer auch eine Östliche/goa-mäßig Einfluß hat) sind auf jeden Fall Einflüße.
Du musst unbedingt die Musikvideo anschauen. Es wird später heute offiziell veröffentlicht, aber du kannst ihn jetzt anhören wenn du magst:
youtu.be/ocHN7SoB3dM
genieße Griechenland! ;)
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shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-] Oh sorry. Hab nur kurz reingehört bei der Arbeit und nicht richtig gelesen...
Ich schaue später nach Feierabend! Sehr vielversprechend
Der Griechenland Urlaub ist leider schon wieder eine Woche vorbei...
Ich schaue später nach Feierabend! Sehr vielversprechend
Der Griechenland Urlaub ist leider schon wieder eine Woche vorbei...
