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fatminion

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Gender: male
Age: 31
Facebook Profile: miketheburns
Youtube Channel: impossiblecolours
Consoles Owned: N64, SNES
Video Games Played: chinese checkers, solitaire, yahtzee
PSN: Public Service Announcement
Interests: psychedelic, art, music, dragon dildos
Date Signed Up:8/26/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:location location location
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transfluidgenderqueer, patriarchial brony neckbeard trilby(tm), underage hentai production assistant and hitler did nothing right.

Just kidding. I'm just a fat old fuck with a majestic beard.

And I play in a band: www.colouringbookmusic.com // www.impossiblecolours.com // www.youtube.com/impossiblecolours // www.facebook.com/impossiblecolours // www.soundcloud.com/impossiblecolours

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#3 - do yourself a favour and just buy a N64 controller and USB ada…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on n64 emulator pls help... 0
#4 - thankmrskeltal (01/10/2016) [-]
thats why I'm saying WASD as well.. who the fuck want to run with the mouse l0l no that's for W, there has to be a way to do this, it cant be that complicated
#5 - you heard, wrong, biotch. This here be the internet, and we l…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Heard you guys like dogs -2
#8 - adolov (01/10/2016) [-]
nop
#11 - maybe that's how it worked in 1994. These days search engine … 01/10/2016 on Junk Funny 0
#39 - what the **** is up with that description? 01/10/2016 on Put on cologne +1
#6 - yeah but the social norms attached to biological sex ARE just … 01/10/2016 on (untitled) 0
#1 - what's the first one from? Mulan?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on A man can dream 0
#2 - zombieplayground (01/08/2016) [-]
Hercules
#2 - ok I know it's from "The Tick", but what is his name?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Ass mask +1
#1 - Comment deleted 01/08/2016 on does it look like Tony? 0
#1 - uh, their gender is decided at birth, brah. I guess you can g…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2016 on (untitled) +3
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#2 - arkis (01/08/2016) [-]
Me thinks OP is talking about the whole concept gender bullshit where its basically a 'idea of identity" that whole social construct choice shit, as oppose to what you are thinking of which is physical sex, though people will argue thats a construct too and you should run from those people or beat them in the head with a bit of wood till they stop twitching, which ever.
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#6 - fatminion (01/10/2016) [-]
yeah but the social norms attached to biological sex ARE just that: social norms. They can change at any moment: like for the last few centuries, men have generally short hair and wear pants. A few centuries ago, boys and men had long hair and often wore fluffy shorts or skirt-like shit. Because having long hair means you are rich enough to maintain such a hair-style (because you can afford to take baths often enough and can afford hair products).

It can also depend on region: women and children in the Middle East are "seen and not heard", whereas women and children in Africa often play important roles in society. So of course "gender roles" exist in society, but as long as gender roles have existed there have been people that break these rules. We don't need to continue to bash our heads against a wall on this issue - it's been dealt with time and time again: men can wear skirts and have long hair; women can wear jeans; men can act effeminate and it's OK for them to learn to cook and sew and shit. A woman can be the bread-winner. So, we don't have to fight for "equality among gender perceptions" - we already have it.
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#3 - autumnanubis (01/08/2016) [-]
Or it's crixuz and he posts whatever the hell he can find.
#5 - crixuz (01/08/2016) [-]
Hi five you got it right.
#3 - what does "reeeee" mean exactly? Is it like yelling…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on WHERE ARE MY CHICKEN TENDIES 0
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#4 - birgirpall (01/08/2016) [-]
...holy shit.
Fatminion just commented on my post.
Also, knowyourmeme.com/memes/reeeeeee
#1 - looks more like a bunch of Japanese cartoons to me.  [+] (11 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Damn paparazzi +132
#20 - levvy (01/09/2016) [-]
Undertale comps*
Star Wars comps*
Political comps*
4Chan comps*
Tumblr comps*

Post more Levvy content.
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#22 - bogbean (01/09/2016) [-]
i gave you a red finger because i want you to get to -400
#14 - nerdking (01/09/2016) [-]
**nerdking used "*roll picture*"**
**nerdking rolled image** Well, I appreciate you think I look like an anime.
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#25 - jakotad (01/09/2016) [-]
There are no words for this image.
#11 - hubabalu (01/09/2016) [-]
All these mad comments. Anime/Manga channel is shit tier.
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#16 - teedoubler (01/09/2016) [-]
All from the same person, 'hide all' hides all three.
#10 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
At least otakus can enjoy stuff without trolling people
#9 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Anime is art in every way because people put so much hard work and effort to making this stuff but you diss it out just for your sadistic entertainment.
#8 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Fuck off you anime hater. Anime has amazing animation and great plot. but what does that matter? You're just a troll here to shit on other peoples days and piss people off on purpose,
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#17 - eldorito (01/09/2016) [-]
he was talking about Seinfeld.
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#4 - thepizzadevourer (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's actually your waifu and all her girlfriends.
#1 - ok, that is young Snape, and I guess the black dude's Lee Jord…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on plot twist +3
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#2 - solidderking (01/08/2016) [-]
young angela Merkel and Phil collins
#27 - you messed it up. And sorry, but grammar doesn't take a day o…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on well fuck -8
#65 - vpiii (01/08/2016) [-]
You forgot to capitalize the letter "Y" at the beginning of your sentence.
0/10
#52 - carrotpotato (01/08/2016) [-]
"a an integral part"

What the hell? Dude, grammar doesn't take a day off.
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#39 - thejusticar (01/08/2016) [-]
My dad works for funnyjunk and he can ban u so no h8 fagot.
#16 - *nobody's nobody is = nobody's why can nobod…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/08/2016 on well fuck +12
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#68 - Marker (01/08/2016) [-]
he's actually saying that the Nobodies from Kingdom Hearts are perfect
#67 - nerdyghost (01/08/2016) [-]
*Why
Learn to capitalize, dumbass.
Future generations will thank you.
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#63 - newtamalego (01/08/2016) [-]
It's funny junk

It's shitposting

It doesn't matter
#55 - xchewsifferx (01/08/2016) [-]
#64 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
What's wrong with correcting grammar if you're not snob about it. I, for one, would love people pointing out my grammar mistake.

In a related note, just posting "I'm not going over your numerous grammar mistakes" or "Look at that grammar!" annoys me as most of the time I can't see anything wrong with grammar, whether mine or someone's else.

Tl;dr Pointing out grammar mistakes nicely is good. Complaining about grammar without helping with the correction is bad manners.
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#17 - cdm (01/08/2016) [-]
Im aware, and I noticed it right after I posted. But I figured no one'ed really care. I'm recovering from a 13-hour shift. Your annyoing. Get offve my back.

Also I've literally never seen someone mix up nobody's and nobodies before. Stop being hyperbolic.
#75 - aviatrix (01/08/2016) [-]
I can't tell if all the grammatical mistakes in your reply are satire, trolling, or retardation.
Either way,
>post on the internet
>assume no one will care about grammar errors
>wat
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#81 - drtrousersnake (01/08/2016) [-]
*what
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#29 - doomsdaysnail (01/08/2016) [-]
*you're
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#76 - hurpfry (01/08/2016) [-]
ur're
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#27 - fatminion (01/08/2016) [-]
you messed it up. And sorry, but grammar doesn't take a day off. Just let it become a an integral part of you and future generations will thank us.

PS no, YOUR stoop1d, my dAD WORKS 4 Sony NES and has 10000000 confimed killz and he kan red mynds.
#65 - vpiii (01/08/2016) [-]
You forgot to capitalize the letter "Y" at the beginning of your sentence.
0/10
#52 - carrotpotato (01/08/2016) [-]
"a an integral part"

What the hell? Dude, grammar doesn't take a day off.
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#39 - thejusticar (01/08/2016) [-]
My dad works for funnyjunk and he can ban u so no h8 fagot.
#56 - I get it: "Mass achusetts hysteria" ja j… 01/08/2016 on Someone tell me if this is... 0
#55 - I was like "datura? How come I've never heard of it?&quo…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Someone tell me if this is... -1
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#90 - thesovereigngrave (01/08/2016) [-]
I would advise against it. Datura isn't just a hallucinogenic; it's also straight up poisonous. People in modern times have died from trying datura.
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#84 - gmarrox (01/08/2016) [-]
Don't do it. I had the same mindset, tried it, and now I wish I never had. I still feel uncomfortable when I think about my trip (what little of it I remember) and my sitter says I was acting like a bipolar demented person. Also the constant feeling of thirst and dehydration is almost unbearable.
#53 - and the idea of Santa Claus and flying reindeer comes from &qu… 01/08/2016 on Someone tell me if this is... 0
#52 - Ergot: It contains lysergic acid, but needs to be ex… 01/08/2016 on Someone tell me if this is... +2
#51 - Comment deleted 01/08/2016 on Someone tell me if this is... 0
#44 - *employees NEVER use apostrohes to show pluralization… 01/08/2016 on When autism meets reality +1
#73 - great info, thanks! But please stop using apostrophes do show…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Job 0
#81 - ainise (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah, no idea why I did that last night, but I surely did. Bit on the tired side.
#72 - it's half of the hour, so half of the eighth hour is 7:30. … 01/07/2016 on Job 0
#51 - *Bill Nye's grandfather's bow-ties. unless you were …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Bill Nye Bow Tie +2
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#56 - Elk (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah, I was only kidding to be retarded! Hahaha
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#57 - Elk (01/07/2016) [-]
Pretending*

You ever change wording half way through the sentence and end up saying something actually retarded? ;_;
#70 - uhh... unless you can show me otherwise: rooty-tooty … 01/07/2016 on Job 0
#19 - "rooty-tooty point and shooty" sounds like a normal …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Job +2
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#23 - boogyshadow (01/07/2016) [-]
not in the slightest.
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#70 - fatminion (01/07/2016) [-]
uhh... unless you can show me otherwise:

rooty-tooty sounds pretty much like "rootin' tootin'", a common phrase used in old wild west times and commonly associated with cowboys and of course, Texas. Although real actual cowboys will more likely be found in places like Arkansas and Montana, there are still many cowboys there. And of course you have the sports team the Dallas Cowboys, and the 5-gallon cowboy hat we invented there I believe.

Anywhoo, Texas is internationally renowned for its cowboyish love of guns. Hell, the Family Guy joke "here's your bottle of Jack Daniels, and your comlementary gun". "What is this? A promotion?" "Nope, Texas state law: buy a bottle of whiskey, get a free gun"

So yeah, "point and shooty" sounds like a gun to me, and the "rootin tootin" part sounds like the primal scream of the cowboy. So.... sounds like the British way of saying "someone from Texas" or "an average outing in Texas".

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User avatar #34 - uninstall (01/11/2016) [-]
you're subtle
good job
#33 - pongldr (11/15/2015) [-]
ur band is chill

also you are very attractive

User avatar #29 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 3, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?**
**truezen rolls _: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!**
**truezen rolls Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _**
User avatar #30 to #29 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 3, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls An army of skeletons.**
**fatminion rolls Daniel Benoit**
**fatminion rolls Autocannibalism.**
User avatar #31 to #30 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls Napalm.**
**truezen rolls Nunchuck moves.**YOU'RE MISSING TWO
User avatar #32 to #31 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]



Nice teamwork

Great rolls
User avatar #25 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Haruko hit Naoto in the head with her bass guitar and _ came out.**wanna play some CAH>?
User avatar #26 to #25 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Hayao Miyazaki.**
User avatar #28 to #26 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**fatminion rolls What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?** **** , what the hell are all these Japanese names`? I have no clue who they are. Oh well, my turn:
User avatar #27 to #26 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]



okay .... now roll a question on my profile
#22 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"****truezen rolled image**
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**truezen rolled image**
#23 to #22 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image** this ***** the mudkip
User avatar #24 to #23 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #18 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Instead of booking _, they should have booked _.**
User avatar #19 to #18 - fatminion ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Double penetration.**
**fatminion rolls Being tarred and feathered.**
User avatar #20 to #19 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
very interesting
User avatar #12 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
Ist das deine Band "circleoflies"? Echt geile Sache Ich steh auf das Zeug (ich hör meistens Jimi Hendrix, Doors, usw. - und was ganz anderes, Goa)
User avatar #13 to #12 - fatminion ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
"impossible c o l o u r s" heißt der Band, "circleoflies" ist die EP.

Neue LP hier: www.colouringbookmusic.com
oder suche nach "impossible colours" auf spotify, iTunes, google play, etc.

Und ganz genau: Doors, Floyd, Zeppelin, und auch Tool (wer auch eine Östliche/goa-mäßig Einfluß hat) sind auf jeden Fall Einflüße.

Du musst unbedingt die Musikvideo anschauen. Es wird später heute offiziell veröffentlicht, aber du kannst ihn jetzt anhören wenn du magst:

youtu.be/ocHN7SoB3dM

genieße Griechenland! ;)
User avatar #14 to #13 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
Oh sorry. Hab nur kurz reingehört bei der Arbeit und nicht richtig gelesen...

Ich schaue später nach Feierabend! Sehr vielversprechend

Der Griechenland Urlaub ist leider schon wieder eine Woche vorbei...
#15 to #14 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
wie geil seid ihr denn sowas liebe ich ja... wenn nach 3,5 minuten Intro plötzlich was abgeht
User avatar #16 to #15 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
ups war nicht eingeloggt
#6 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#7 to #6 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image**don't do this to me... unless you can follow up with a **** version... or a telephone number...
User avatar #8 to #7 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Evening.
User avatar #9 to #8 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
tits or penis or get the fudge out
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User avatar #11 to #10 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**** or GTFO.
I need to get a boner
User avatar #17 to #11 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Thirsty af
User avatar #3 - davidavidson (03/18/2015) [-]
10 outa ******* 10

>Caw at the sky

I can't get enough hahahahahaha
#5 to #3 - anon (04/24/2015) [-]
lel.
User avatar #2 - turdvang (02/02/2015) [-]
Haha, first i thought you were just someone else pretending to be you. Good to know you are still with us
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