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fatminion

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Gender: male
Age: 31
Facebook Profile: miketheburns
Youtube Channel: impossiblecolours
Consoles Owned: N64, SNES
Video Games Played: chinese checkers, solitaire, yahtzee
PSN: Public Service Announcement
Interests: psychedelic, art, music, dragon dildos
Date Signed Up:8/26/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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transfluidgenderqueer, patriarchial brony neckbeard trilby(tm), underage hentai production assistant and hitler did nothing right.

Just kidding. I'm just a fat old fuck with a majestic beard.

And I play in a band: www.colouringbookmusic.com // www.impossiblecolours.com // www.youtube.com/impossiblecolours // www.facebook.com/impossiblecolours // www.soundcloud.com/impossiblecolours

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#28 - **** - I actually got it twice. But who cares?! 08/29/2014 on Check Your Privilege Bingo 0
#27 - got it - but just barely.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on Check Your Privilege Bingo 0
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#28 - fatminion (08/29/2014) [-]
shit - I actually got it twice. But who cares?!
#184 - As far as I'm concerned, someone becomes a nationality when th… 08/29/2014 on I did Nazi that coming. -1
#1 - basically what being born is like 08/29/2014 on Jump scares 0
#4 - reminded me of this 08/29/2014 on Dat wiggle will tickle +2
#155 - his birth certificate: Austria his Reichspass (passport): … 08/29/2014 on I did Nazi that coming. +1
#150 - Hitler was Austrian. Open a goddamn history book.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2014 on I did Nazi that coming. 0
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#195 - volksunion (09/04/2014) [-]
he was born in austria yes but he was german blooded if you're a russian but born in kazakhstan you are not a kazak you are a russian
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#176 - dasboof (08/29/2014) [-]
It didn't say Hitler was German though.
#154 - anon (08/29/2014) [-]
He was raised and lived in Germany so he is German as well.
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#155 - fatminion (08/29/2014) [-]
his birth certificate: Austria
his Reichspass (passport): Austria
he was elected chancellor of Germany but annexed Austria and it became a super power.

So, basically imagine you being born in Costa Rica and spending most of your life travelling between Costa Rica and Belize. Both speak Spanish and the border isn't anything special. Maybe Belize has a bigger metropolis so you go there to study etc. You would still tell everyone "I come from Costa Rica". Then imagine you overthrow the Belizian government and are elected supreme chancellor. You quickly grab Costa Rica and maybe Panama and Guatemala because everyone speaks Spanish and there is strength in numbers. You still have a fucking holiday house in Costa Rica. You may now be the supreme overlord of "New Guatemala" or whatever you decide to call it, but your childhood home and birth and even your holiday house lay in former Costa Rica.

That is basically what happened.
#6 - white, educated European master race 08/28/2014 on How cool is TOO COOL? 0
#1 - 4 Lions. Alongside Borat , one of the most important social … 08/27/2014 on ALLAH KEBAB 0
#2 - don't say doin' your wife don't say doin' your wife do… 08/27/2014 on On my way to the top 0
#1 - Comment deleted 08/27/2014 on On my way to the top 0
#2 - my grandfather was a lobsterman in Kennebunkport, ME and he's … 08/27/2014 on rare blue lobster 0
#3 - well at least I know who my daddy is, I won't get shot by the …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on How cool is TOO COOL? 0
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#5 - drego (08/28/2014) [-]
In this market?
I think not.
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#6 - fatminion (08/28/2014) [-]
white, educated European master race
#2 - "Data, I'm totally trekkin' balls right now" 08/27/2014 on Trekkin +1
#4 - what's a swisher?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Just nigger things 0
#5 - nexdemise (08/27/2014) [-]
A cheap cigar. Often used to make blunts by removing the tobacco and inserting weed.
#1 - sauce is Austin Powers III: Goldmember 08/27/2014 on Godzirra +32
#8 - steamboat willie 08/26/2014 on Suggestions 0

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User avatar #34 - uninstall (01/11/2016) [-]
you're subtle
good job
#33 - pongldr (11/15/2015) [-]
ur band is chill

also you are very attractive

User avatar #29 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 3, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?**
**truezen rolls _: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!**
**truezen rolls Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _**
User avatar #30 to #29 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 3, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls An army of skeletons.**
**fatminion rolls Daniel Benoit**
**fatminion rolls Autocannibalism.**
User avatar #31 to #30 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls Napalm.**
**truezen rolls Nunchuck moves.**YOU'RE MISSING TWO
User avatar #32 to #31 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]



Nice teamwork

Great rolls
User avatar #25 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Haruko hit Naoto in the head with her bass guitar and _ came out.**wanna play some CAH>?
User avatar #26 to #25 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Hayao Miyazaki.**
User avatar #28 to #26 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**fatminion rolls What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?** **** , what the hell are all these Japanese names`? I have no clue who they are. Oh well, my turn:
User avatar #27 to #26 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]



okay .... now roll a question on my profile
#22 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"****truezen rolled image**
**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image**
#23 to #22 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image** this ***** the mudkip
User avatar #24 to #23 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #18 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Instead of booking _, they should have booked _.**
User avatar #19 to #18 - fatminion ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Double penetration.**
**fatminion rolls Being tarred and feathered.**
User avatar #20 to #19 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
very interesting
User avatar #12 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
Ist das deine Band "circleoflies"? Echt geile Sache Ich steh auf das Zeug (ich hör meistens Jimi Hendrix, Doors, usw. - und was ganz anderes, Goa)
User avatar #13 to #12 - fatminion ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
"impossible c o l o u r s" heißt der Band, "circleoflies" ist die EP.

Neue LP hier: www.colouringbookmusic.com
oder suche nach "impossible colours" auf spotify, iTunes, google play, etc.

Und ganz genau: Doors, Floyd, Zeppelin, und auch Tool (wer auch eine Östliche/goa-mäßig Einfluß hat) sind auf jeden Fall Einflüße.

Du musst unbedingt die Musikvideo anschauen. Es wird später heute offiziell veröffentlicht, aber du kannst ihn jetzt anhören wenn du magst:

youtu.be/ocHN7SoB3dM

genieße Griechenland! ;)
User avatar #14 to #13 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
Oh sorry. Hab nur kurz reingehört bei der Arbeit und nicht richtig gelesen...

Ich schaue später nach Feierabend! Sehr vielversprechend

Der Griechenland Urlaub ist leider schon wieder eine Woche vorbei...
#15 to #14 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
wie geil seid ihr denn sowas liebe ich ja... wenn nach 3,5 minuten Intro plötzlich was abgeht
User avatar #16 to #15 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
ups war nicht eingeloggt
#6 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#7 to #6 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image**don't do this to me... unless you can follow up with a **** version... or a telephone number...
User avatar #8 to #7 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Evening.
User avatar #9 to #8 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
tits or penis or get the fudge out
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User avatar #11 to #10 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**** or GTFO.
I need to get a boner
User avatar #17 to #11 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Thirsty af
User avatar #3 - davidavidson (03/18/2015) [-]
10 outa ******* 10

>Caw at the sky

I can't get enough hahahahahaha
#5 to #3 - anon (04/24/2015) [-]
lel.
User avatar #2 - turdvang (02/02/2015) [-]
Haha, first i thought you were just someone else pretending to be you. Good to know you are still with us
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