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Gender: male
Age: 31
Facebook Profile: miketheburns
Youtube Channel: impossiblecolours
Consoles Owned: N64, SNES
Video Games Played: chinese checkers, solitaire, yahtzee
PSN: Public Service Announcement
Interests: psychedelic, art, music, dragon dildos
Date Signed Up:8/26/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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transfluidgenderqueer, patriarchial brony neckbeard trilby(tm), underage hentai production assistant and hitler did nothing right.

Just kidding. I'm just a fat old fuck with a majestic beard.

And I play in a band: www.colouringbookmusic.com // www.impossiblecolours.com // www.youtube.com/impossiblecolours // www.facebook.com/impossiblecolours // www.soundcloud.com/impossiblecolours

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#40 - well, to be fair, it is only half a life... the other half is… 01/12/2016 on Half life 3 +5
#1 - *Anaheim 01/12/2016 on canadian winter +1
#14 - Picture 01/12/2016 on sauce me +1
#14 - to be fair, UKIP is pretty much like the original National Soc…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Fucking leftyfags, get off... 0
#16 - anon (18 hours ago) [-]
"anti-sjws are fucking problematic assholes, wouldn't you agree?"
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#18 - fatminion (14 hours ago) [-]
extremists are assholes. Whether you think races shouldn't mix because you feel you are somehow more entitled to a good life because you happened to be born in a first-world nation to an affluent family or you think those who were born to an affluent family should be crucified and the bad deeds of minorities glorified, you're an asshole. The truth lies between the extremes: hard work and charity are good and should be praised. Those who have much should be charitable to those who have less because it makes the world a better place and were the tables reveresed, we'd like the same charity if possible.

But we shouldn't hate third-world people or be afraid of them because some of them turn to crime and terrorism to make ends meet and we shouldn't turn a blind eye to the dangers of class assimilation without proper integration technique. We shouldn't hate rich people just because some are assholes, but we shouldn't pander to them because they control the world. The rich and powerful are as much a problem if not more than the poor, uneducated third-worlders. But we can fix poor third-world, angry, uneducated problems simply by taxing the wealthy more, closing loopholes, and paying for those who have no chance at education, healthy food and a good life. If everyone has a decent life, very few will turn to crime. Sure, some people are twisted and need crime to get their kicks, but if everyone's intelligent and happy, that number will go way down.

/rant
#6 - IT'S CALLED WRASTLIN AND IT WAS INVENTED BY THE ANCIENT GREEKS!!! 01/11/2016 on death match wrestling part 10 +4
#35 - maybe Half-Life 3 is actually a simulation in which we are cur…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Half life 3 +1
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#39 - almaster (01/12/2016) [-]
then this is the worst game I've ever played
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#40 - fatminion (01/12/2016) [-]
well, to be fair, it is only half a life... the other half is probably DLC
#5 - hungry hungry... lizards? 01/11/2016 on Sushi Warrior 45 -2
#1 - they can read minds 01/11/2016 on Can asians jump +1
#1 - Blacknonymous 01/11/2016 on clsoe enough +2
#5 - wait, I'm your girlfriend now? 01/11/2016 on Your Face 0
#5 - I feel like Russia is more dangerous than Australia.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on One Punch Ruski +2
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#36 - AnomynousUser (21 hours ago) [-]
All the things that aren't human in Australia want to kill you, but it's all the humans in Russia that will kill you.
#19 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
SPIDERS LMAO memes aside, russia is much much less safe
#28 - happy birthday to you too, friend. You should play Dig … 01/11/2016 on When Vader gets Mad 0
#86 - I was just talking about in the comic and the various followin… 01/11/2016 on this is a thing apparently. 0
#8 - I move, for no man. 01/11/2016 on solaire of astora 0
#75 - PS I subscribe to Lucas's canon - NOT that from Disney. 01/11/2016 on this is a thing apparently. 0
#74 - huh, I thought Disney made that one. But if Lucas made it, ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on this is a thing apparently. 0
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#76 - hellomynameisbill (01/11/2016) [-]
George Lucas has by no means been a perfect writer.(as evidenced by 1999-2005)
therefore Star Wars can by no means be considered a perfect series.
If George Lucas makes contradictory plot points, we have to accept them as canon, as he held the artistic freedom to do what he wants with the plot. Now he has passed the torch onto a respectful company with equally respectful writers, directors and producers who hold the same rights.

Also, you don't get to talk shit about The Force Awakens when you've only seen 3 minutes of it.
#71 - uh.... no. Lucas wrote episodes I-VI. Disney added tons of …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on this is a thing apparently. 0
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#73 - hellomynameisbill (01/11/2016) [-]
The Clone Wars cartoon was created by George Lucas in 2008.
Disney acquired lucasfilm in 2012.
Clone Wars + The Force Awakens are canon according to Disney and thus Lucas.
Disney can control what is canon because George Lucas sold the rights of the franchise to them. He would not have done so if he didn't trust them. And if he trusts them, I do too.
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#75 - fatminion (01/11/2016) [-]
PS I subscribe to Lucas's canon - NOT that from Disney.
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#74 - fatminion (01/11/2016) [-]
huh, I thought Disney made that one. But if Lucas made it, how come it has so many inconsistencies with the normal canon?
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#76 - hellomynameisbill (01/11/2016) [-]
George Lucas has by no means been a perfect writer.(as evidenced by 1999-2005)
therefore Star Wars can by no means be considered a perfect series.
If George Lucas makes contradictory plot points, we have to accept them as canon, as he held the artistic freedom to do what he wants with the plot. Now he has passed the torch onto a respectful company with equally respectful writers, directors and producers who hold the same rights.

Also, you don't get to talk shit about The Force Awakens when you've only seen 3 minutes of it.
#69 - Thought that was just shading. 01/11/2016 on this is a thing apparently. 0
#142 - because I need ÄÖÜß, which don't exist on US keyboards. P… 01/11/2016 on things that make my dick... 0
#67 - where was this mentioned? Ah, sptnfouroneseven says its non-c… 01/11/2016 on this is a thing apparently. 0
#66 - it was in "Attack of the Clones", the second episode…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2016 on this is a thing apparently. 0
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#70 - hellomynameisbill (01/11/2016) [-]
>non canon > disney

disney now controls the canon storyline.
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#71 - fatminion (01/11/2016) [-]
uh.... no. Lucas wrote episodes I-VI. Disney added tons of shit between III and IV which doesn't add up with IV-VI. It's Lucas's vision, so his shit is canon. The Disney Clone Wars 3D shit doesn't belong to canon. I haven't seen episode VII yet, but it may or may not be canon. I downloaded a cam version and within the first 15 minutes I see that there is basically a re-incarnation of Darth Vader - complete with breathing apparatus and black poly-vinyl costume and cape, and an old man and young man in the desert. I fell asleep shortly after that. It was really confusing and seemed like a re-boot if anything.
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#73 - hellomynameisbill (01/11/2016) [-]
The Clone Wars cartoon was created by George Lucas in 2008.
Disney acquired lucasfilm in 2012.
Clone Wars + The Force Awakens are canon according to Disney and thus Lucas.
Disney can control what is canon because George Lucas sold the rights of the franchise to them. He would not have done so if he didn't trust them. And if he trusts them, I do too.
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#75 - fatminion (01/11/2016) [-]
PS I subscribe to Lucas's canon - NOT that from Disney.
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#74 - fatminion (01/11/2016) [-]
huh, I thought Disney made that one. But if Lucas made it, how come it has so many inconsistencies with the normal canon?
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#76 - hellomynameisbill (01/11/2016) [-]
George Lucas has by no means been a perfect writer.(as evidenced by 1999-2005)
therefore Star Wars can by no means be considered a perfect series.
If George Lucas makes contradictory plot points, we have to accept them as canon, as he held the artistic freedom to do what he wants with the plot. Now he has passed the torch onto a respectful company with equally respectful writers, directors and producers who hold the same rights.

Also, you don't get to talk shit about The Force Awakens when you've only seen 3 minutes of it.
#65 - but in the comic we can't hear her voice, and her armor is whi…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on this is a thing apparently. 0
#68 - hellomynameisbill (01/11/2016) [-]
r u srs
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#69 - fatminion (01/11/2016) [-]
Thought that was just shading.

#10 - I didn't intend to, but it does seem like that. I thought the… 01/11/2016 on Instant IQ test 0
#26 - turned 31 today! I'm sure I heard of loads of things you've n…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on When Vader gets Mad +1
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#27 - captchakid (01/11/2016) [-]
Okay, fair. You've had an 11 year head start on me. But you confirmed one of the possibilities of my question, which was age. Of course if you're older I wouldn't expect you to care or pay attention to 'modern' video games, except if you had kids that did.

Happy Birthday, mine was 5 days ago.
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#28 - fatminion (01/11/2016) [-]
happy birthday to you too, friend. You should play Dig Dug or Bubble Bobble or Marble Madness and I'll play a newer game like Battlefront if I can pirate it.
#106 - Holz wagen 01/11/2016 on look at this old dude 0

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User avatar #34 - uninstall (01/11/2016) [-]
you're subtle
good job
#33 - pongldr (11/15/2015) [-]
ur band is chill

also you are very attractive

User avatar #29 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 3, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?**
**truezen rolls _: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!**
**truezen rolls Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _**
User avatar #30 to #29 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 3, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls An army of skeletons.**
**fatminion rolls Daniel Benoit**
**fatminion rolls Autocannibalism.**
User avatar #31 to #30 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls Napalm.**
**truezen rolls Nunchuck moves.**YOU'RE MISSING TWO
User avatar #32 to #31 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]



Nice teamwork

Great rolls
User avatar #25 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Haruko hit Naoto in the head with her bass guitar and _ came out.**wanna play some CAH>?
User avatar #26 to #25 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Hayao Miyazaki.**
User avatar #28 to #26 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**fatminion rolls What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?** **** , what the hell are all these Japanese names`? I have no clue who they are. Oh well, my turn:
User avatar #27 to #26 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]



okay .... now roll a question on my profile
#22 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"****truezen rolled image**
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**truezen rolled image**
#23 to #22 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image** this ***** the mudkip
User avatar #24 to #23 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #18 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Instead of booking _, they should have booked _.**
User avatar #19 to #18 - fatminion ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Double penetration.**
**fatminion rolls Being tarred and feathered.**
User avatar #20 to #19 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
very interesting
User avatar #12 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
Ist das deine Band "circleoflies"? Echt geile Sache Ich steh auf das Zeug (ich hör meistens Jimi Hendrix, Doors, usw. - und was ganz anderes, Goa)
User avatar #13 to #12 - fatminion ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
"impossible c o l o u r s" heißt der Band, "circleoflies" ist die EP.

Neue LP hier: www.colouringbookmusic.com
oder suche nach "impossible colours" auf spotify, iTunes, google play, etc.

Und ganz genau: Doors, Floyd, Zeppelin, und auch Tool (wer auch eine Östliche/goa-mäßig Einfluß hat) sind auf jeden Fall Einflüße.

Du musst unbedingt die Musikvideo anschauen. Es wird später heute offiziell veröffentlicht, aber du kannst ihn jetzt anhören wenn du magst:

youtu.be/ocHN7SoB3dM

genieße Griechenland! ;)
User avatar #14 to #13 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
Oh sorry. Hab nur kurz reingehört bei der Arbeit und nicht richtig gelesen...

Ich schaue später nach Feierabend! Sehr vielversprechend

Der Griechenland Urlaub ist leider schon wieder eine Woche vorbei...
#15 to #14 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
wie geil seid ihr denn sowas liebe ich ja... wenn nach 3,5 minuten Intro plötzlich was abgeht
User avatar #16 to #15 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
ups war nicht eingeloggt
#6 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#7 to #6 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image**don't do this to me... unless you can follow up with a **** version... or a telephone number...
User avatar #8 to #7 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Evening.
User avatar #9 to #8 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
tits or penis or get the fudge out
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User avatar #11 to #10 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**** or GTFO.
I need to get a boner
User avatar #17 to #11 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Thirsty af
User avatar #3 - davidavidson (03/18/2015) [-]
10 outa ******* 10

>Caw at the sky

I can't get enough hahahahahaha
#5 to #3 - anon (04/24/2015) [-]
lel.
User avatar #2 - turdvang (02/02/2015) [-]
Haha, first i thought you were just someone else pretending to be you. Good to know you are still with us
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