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Gender:	male
Age:	31
Facebook Profile:	miketheburns
Youtube Channel:	impossiblecolours
Consoles Owned:	N64, SNES
Video Games Played:	chinese checkers, solitaire, yahtzee
PSN:	Public Service Announcement
Interests:	psychedelic, art, music, dragon dildos
Date Signed Up:	8/26/2014
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transfluidgenderqueer, patriarchial brony neckbeard trilby(tm), underage hentai production assistant and hitler did nothing right.

Just kidding. I'm just a fat old fuck with a majestic beard.

And I play in a band: www.colouringbookmusic.com // www.impossiblecolours.com // www.youtube.com/impossiblecolours // www.facebook.com/impossiblecolours // www.soundcloud.com/impossiblecolours

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#1 - what's "the internet"?	04/13/2015 on One Day	0
#2 - Comment deleted	04/13/2015 on 3 Wishes	0
#6 - darude - sandstorm dadude - sandstrom rarude - samstor… [+] (1 new reply)	04/13/2015 on Just for fun.	+14
#18 - legnak (04/13/2015) [-]
#11 - trollface maymay game series: cringe as ****	04/13/2015 on Want to find cringe worthy...	0
#25 - Comment deleted	04/13/2015 on Cutest FJ couples contest!	+1
#4 - ever thought of just posting the vid or something? Clicking t…	04/13/2015 on She herped when she should...	+5
#3 - yeah, the've already started. I think I'll piss off to the re… [+] (3 new replies)	04/13/2015 on Brace Yourself	0
#4 - malific (04/17/2015) [-] I personally don't watch TV, I do enjoy Games of Thrones, but I usually watch a couple weeks after they've aired. #5 - fatminion (04/18/2015) [-] watching TV shows online is the same thing. #6 - malific (04/19/2015) [-] Good thing I don't do it online then
#23 - Robin?	04/13/2015 on (untitled)	0
#7 - but, I love that band!	04/13/2015 on You goddamn right	0
#25 - I thought they were saying something like "whoever uses e… [+] (1 new reply)	04/13/2015 on Apparently this happened	+1
#43 - lujan (04/13/2015) [-] redeye fan? dude said the same thing on there the other night when covering the story
#14 - yeah. I don't like to write ill-researched internet postings.	04/13/2015 on Game of Thrones	-5
#12 - what the hell is game of thrones? nevermind, I looked… [+] (10 new replies)	04/13/2015 on Game of Thrones	-28
#51 - anon (04/13/2015) [-] Naw, it's what happens when some hack tries to write a medieval political drama and realizes it's pretty shallow so he tacks on some dragons and zombies and calls it fantasy because fantasy has lower standards. #23 - mustachebro (04/13/2015) [-] #20 - dogeate (04/13/2015) [-] Chill... #18 - zerpderp (04/13/2015) [-] #19 - fatminion (04/13/2015) [-] no bait, man. I truly believe you are all stupid sheep fucks for wasting your lives away waiting for new seasons of <insert TV programme of the month here> to come out. You guys are almost as bad as the japanese cartoon people. #22 - fiahhawt (04/13/2015) [-] How do you figure? People don't get ashamed for being excited that a movie they've been waiting for came out, or that a book from an author they love was released. And they still don't get ashamed if they like watching a show and are excited for its new season. What sort of abusive, backwards rock were you raised under? #38 - fatminion (04/13/2015) [-] one where we think for ourselves and question authority. There's nothing wrong with following trends and running with the herd and being excited about things. But obsessing over "entertainment" designed to pacify the masses is ridiculous! this class is ridiculous We should be equally obsessed and excited when learning about the world around us or getting the opportunity to meet a new friend. But what seems to happen today is everyone freaks out on the internet and posts about how much the love Game of Thrones or Dr. Who or Breaking Bad and the internet basically becomes a circle-jerk and you're only cool if you join in the fun. I find that somewhat backwards and counter-productive: a society where following the herd is encouraged and rewarded to the level of obsession is not a good society in my eyes. Enjoy television, enjoy art, enjoy life - but every single person posting the exact same thing on every goddamned website about one particular television phenomena is, especially to an outsider, a HUGE turn-off. But hey, that's just like, my opinion, man. #43 - raskullquake (04/13/2015) [-] Maybe its because that shows are genuinely good to a lot of people (you may not like them tho) and thats why they have huge fandoms and people talk a lot about them. Theres a lot of "if I dont see this particular show i wont be cool" but man, for that to happen the show has to become a trend first and that usually means quality content, or at least something worth a watch. #13 - supniggs (04/13/2015) [-] You looked it up halfway through writing your comment? #14 - fatminion (04/13/2015) [-] yeah. I don't like to write ill-researched internet postings.
#4 - Comment deleted [+] (1 new reply)	04/13/2015 on Mmm... cake	+6
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#9 - oh, I'm not sensitive, I usually roll with whatever comes my w…	04/13/2015 on I Worked In Chicago...	0
#8 - Comment deleted	04/13/2015 on I Worked In Chicago...	0
#6 - no.... because all it takes is one guy to puke or get too much… [+] (4 new replies)	04/13/2015 on I Worked In Chicago...	-2
#7 - kegget (04/13/2015) [-] You're kinda hot, it's a shame you're so sensitive. I get called morticia adamms by these types all the time, it's just banter I'm british and these people are on every corner pub. It's usually the quiet shady types who wanna fight, the loud obnoxious ones are just having a bit of fun #11 - articulate (04/13/2015) [-] That guy is a liar. He said you are kind of hot, but you are hot right on the dot. #9 - fatminion (04/13/2015) [-] oh, I'm not sensitive, I usually roll with whatever comes my way and chuckle along with them and sometimes even pose for them to take their faggy selfies or try to challenge them to a sing-a-long or something. But it truly is a public nuisance and it is really bothersome to everyone around. I believe in being yourself, but I also believe in treating others with respect: don't bang on shit and make loud noises in public places or at home at night (nothing worse than next-dooor neighbours tenderising meat at 6am). But now I sound like an old man. I guess it doesn't matter. I just don't like to be a jerk (at least not intentially). You're kinda hot too. Ameri-Germanfag here. #8 - fatminion has deleted their comment.
#4 - the hole in the jalapeno kinda looks like Christ ascending [+] (1 new reply)	04/13/2015 on Holy hell	0
#6 - priestoftheoldones (04/13/2015) [-] Shit man I saw the batsignal
#10 - I don't remember most of those characters. Only the one guy f…	04/13/2015 on GoT Then and Now	0
#4 - I hate eurofags screaming silly songs to each other in public … [+] (7 new replies)	04/13/2015 on I Worked In Chicago...	-1
#5 - kegget (04/13/2015) [-] Bet you're fun at parties. I'm European and people like this make public transport a magical place #10 - alfibrakiz (04/13/2015) [-] not true. In scandinavia, if you make any noise in public, or speak to strangers you are frowned upon. #6 - fatminion (04/13/2015) [-] no.... because all it takes is one guy to puke or get too much testosterone and start a fight and then nobody has a good time. When I'm trying to get somewhere and faggy football fans are chanting "oy oy oy oy oy oy" and singing some unintelligble lyrics, then it just fucking pisses me off. I might be trying to read a book or talk to my friend or just enjoy my way home. But no - these ultrafags gotta start shit. And usually they spy me and start saying shit like "hey, it's santa claus!" or "hey, look! a viking!" "ha ha ha ha" and it fucking pisses me off (pic related, it's me) #7 - kegget (04/13/2015) [-] You're kinda hot, it's a shame you're so sensitive. I get called morticia adamms by these types all the time, it's just banter I'm british and these people are on every corner pub. It's usually the quiet shady types who wanna fight, the loud obnoxious ones are just having a bit of fun #11 - articulate (04/13/2015) [-] That guy is a liar. He said you are kind of hot, but you are hot right on the dot. #9 - fatminion (04/13/2015) [-] oh, I'm not sensitive, I usually roll with whatever comes my way and chuckle along with them and sometimes even pose for them to take their faggy selfies or try to challenge them to a sing-a-long or something. But it truly is a public nuisance and it is really bothersome to everyone around. I believe in being yourself, but I also believe in treating others with respect: don't bang on shit and make loud noises in public places or at home at night (nothing worse than next-dooor neighbours tenderising meat at 6am). But now I sound like an old man. I guess it doesn't matter. I just don't like to be a jerk (at least not intentially). You're kinda hot too. Ameri-Germanfag here. #8 - fatminion has deleted their comment.
#4 - umm.... I thought they were emoticons?	04/12/2015 on Never Bloody Happy	0
#2 - jesus charlie.jpeg	04/12/2015 on What if ?	+2
#2 - Worcester State University? Washington Sex Underground? … [+] (1 new reply)	04/12/2015 on wsu college	+1
#3 - joshualegitsky (04/12/2015) [-] Sadly ill only see you at Washington sex underground. Its cool down in the caves and my girl likes the whole vampire scene
#2 - are you a boy or a girl? men with long hair need bea…	04/12/2015 on The face of concentration	0
#2 - Donkey Dong	04/12/2015 on onkey D	+63
#2 - XKCD warned us...	04/12/2015 on Model, model, model, model...	+39

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#34 - uninstall (01/11/2016) [-]

you're subtle
good job

#33 - pongldr (11/15/2015) [-]

ur band is chill

also you are very attractive

#29 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 3, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?**
**truezen rolls _: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!**
**truezen rolls Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _**

#30 to #29 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 3, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls An army of skeletons.**
**fatminion rolls Daniel Benoit**
**fatminion rolls Autocannibalism.**

#31 to #30 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls Napalm.**
**truezen rolls Nunchuck moves.**YOU'RE MISSING TWO

#32 to #31 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

Nice teamwork

Great rolls

#25 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Haruko hit Naoto in the head with her bass guitar and _ came out.**wanna play some CAH>?

#26 to #25 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Hayao Miyazaki.**

#28 to #26 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**fatminion rolls What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?** **** , what the hell are all these Japanese names`? I have no clue who they are. Oh well, my turn:

#27 to #26 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

okay .... now roll a question on my profile

#22 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image**

#23 to #22 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image** this ***** the mudkip

#24 to #23 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

#21 - kampi ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]

comment #3
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#18 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Instead of booking _, they should have booked _.**

#19 to #18 - fatminion ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Double penetration.**
**fatminion rolls Being tarred and feathered.**

#20 to #19 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

very interesting

#12 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]

Ist das deine Band "circleoflies"? Echt geile Sache Ich steh auf das Zeug (ich hör meistens Jimi Hendrix, Doors, usw. - und was ganz anderes, Goa)

#13 to #12 - fatminion ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]

"impossible c o l o u r s" heißt der Band, "circleoflies" ist die EP.

Neue LP hier: www.colouringbookmusic.com
oder suche nach "impossible colours" auf spotify, iTunes, google play, etc.

Und ganz genau: Doors, Floyd, Zeppelin, und auch Tool (wer auch eine Östliche/goa-mäßig Einfluß hat) sind auf jeden Fall Einflüße.

Du musst unbedingt die Musikvideo anschauen. Es wird später heute offiziell veröffentlicht, aber du kannst ihn jetzt anhören wenn du magst:

youtu.be/ocHN7SoB3dM

genieße Griechenland! ;)

#14 to #13 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]

Oh sorry. Hab nur kurz reingehört bei der Arbeit und nicht richtig gelesen...

Ich schaue später nach Feierabend! Sehr vielversprechend

Der Griechenland Urlaub ist leider schon wieder eine Woche vorbei...

#15 to #14 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]

wie geil seid ihr denn sowas liebe ich ja... wenn nach 3,5 minuten Intro plötzlich was abgeht

#16 to #15 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]

ups war nicht eingeloggt

#6 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]

#7 to #6 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image**don't do this to me... unless you can follow up with a **** version... or a telephone number...