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Gender:	male
Age:	31
Facebook Profile:	miketheburns
Youtube Channel:	impossiblecolours
Consoles Owned:	N64, SNES
Video Games Played:	chinese checkers, solitaire, yahtzee
PSN:	Public Service Announcement
Interests:	psychedelic, art, music, dragon dildos
Date Signed Up:	8/26/2014
Last Login:	1/13/2016
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transfluidgenderqueer, patriarchial brony neckbeard trilby(tm), underage hentai production assistant and hitler did nothing right.

Just kidding. I'm just a fat old fuck with a majestic beard.

And I play in a band: www.colouringbookmusic.com // www.impossiblecolours.com // www.youtube.com/impossiblecolours // www.facebook.com/impossiblecolours // www.soundcloud.com/impossiblecolours

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#4 - she does this on purpose. she's the same one who said she lov…	12/17/2015 on In love with memes	+1
#7 - who is dan?	12/17/2015 on comments are priceless	0
#2 - Is Howie Mandel their new lead singer? [+] (1 new reply)	12/17/2015 on Echoed in the Worlds of...	0
#3 - zombifier (12/17/2015) [-] he does look like a him a bit
#2 - leaping lemurs! Zabu Mafoo!	12/17/2015 on The Floor is Lava Champion	0
#3 - Do it yourself, faggot. Don't be a lazy **** . I have …	12/17/2015 on An idea	+1
#3 - great roll	12/17/2015 on Catchy	0
#5 - we had them back in the '90s. "LGBT Safe Zones" the…	12/17/2015 on Safe Spaces, courtesy of my...	0
#2 - sauce?	12/17/2015 on too bad canada has stopped...	0
#5 - they're just skinny	12/17/2015 on family that lifts together	0
#7 - well the content had German instructions like "Teig in vi…	12/17/2015 on nutella star	0
#2 - MIL = Militant Islamic Life-partner? Mutant Insensitive La… [+] (1 new reply)	12/17/2015 on the story we need...?!?!?	-1
#3 - flnonymousseven (12/17/2015) [-] she straight up says "mother in law"
#5 - it's lyrics from a Tool song: [+] (2 new replies)	12/17/2015 on nutella star	0
#6 - sunkmanitu (12/17/2015) [-] that explains why it isn't consistent with the content. I do find the song hilarious, though. It sounds like Hitler got a cooking show. #7 - fatminion (12/17/2015) [-] well the content had German instructions like "Teig in vier Stücke schneiden" and "mit Eiweiß glänzen" and "für 35 Minuten auf 200 Grad backen", so it was pretty relevant to the content - at least for Tool fans, but then basically any German recipe makes one think of Die Eier Von Satan
#10 - roll harry potter Corpus Joinus!	12/17/2015 on holy shit	+1
#1 - snape kills dumbledore	12/17/2015 on shhhh	0
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#4 - ??? I just checked fagbook and I don't see any cross or strai…	12/17/2015 on Being on facebook like	0
#1 - *FROM either you capitalize every keyword or you don't faget [+] (2 new replies)	12/17/2015 on Sigh.	+14
#2 - anlbomber (12/18/2015) [-] And why would it be contacts? Wouldn't it better if the table was named "listofkids" or something? #8 - paradajs (12/18/2015) [-] 1. so u think santa is only coming for nice kids and completly ignoreing nasty ladies. yeah , no. 2. yeah, like the name matters itself. when u dont need multiple tables or whatever jsut name it how the heck u want, my ones are usualy something like fatass2015fingerblaaaster 3. so it rhymes hope i helped
#11 - that was fun!	12/17/2015 on Survey! You PC bro?	0
#10 - please don't use that kind of language. It triggers me as I a…	12/17/2015 on Survey! You PC bro?	+3
#2 - augenball-groß stücke aus teig formen, für fünf minuten ge… [+] (5 new replies)	12/17/2015 on nutella star	+3
#13 - anon (12/18/2015) [-] Keiner Eier? Warum? Du magst nichts? #4 - sunkmanitu (12/17/2015) [-] do you dislike eggs that much? #5 - fatminion (12/17/2015) [-] it's lyrics from a Tool song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=htxZZKv4pMw #6 - sunkmanitu (12/17/2015) [-] that explains why it isn't consistent with the content. I do find the song hilarious, though. It sounds like Hitler got a cooking show. #7 - fatminion (12/17/2015) [-] well the content had German instructions like "Teig in vier Stücke schneiden" and "mit Eiweiß glänzen" and "für 35 Minuten auf 200 Grad backen", so it was pretty relevant to the content - at least for Tool fans, but then basically any German recipe makes one think of Die Eier Von Satan
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#5 - ugh, so much fat and cellulite. I like a round butt and all b…	12/17/2015 on Is voyeurism legal?	0
#7 - "the eyes don't work!" ??? is that what she screams? [+] (2 new replies)	12/17/2015 on just a lovely bike...	+3
#27 - maddboiy (12/18/2015) [-] in Australia there are birds that attack cyclists wearing helmets so these people tried different techniques to ward them off, like putting branches on the helmets and drawing eyes on them #14 - messerschmidto (12/17/2015) [-] I'm guessing she's wearing some fake eyes on the back of her helmet, with the intention of scaring off whatever bird that is. They don't work.
#11 - waxing the weasel alliteration is your friend [+] (1 new reply)	12/17/2015 on blackheaded python eating...	+9
#12 - ticklebeast (12/17/2015) [-] I can;t believe I missed that
#3 - "want some candy?" sauce is Predator 2	12/17/2015 on hey want some candy	0

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#34 - uninstall (01/11/2016) [-]

you're subtle
good job

#33 - pongldr (11/15/2015) [-]

ur band is chill

also you are very attractive

#29 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 3, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?**
**truezen rolls _: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!**
**truezen rolls Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _**

#30 to #29 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 3, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls An army of skeletons.**
**fatminion rolls Daniel Benoit**
**fatminion rolls Autocannibalism.**

#31 to #30 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls Napalm.**
**truezen rolls Nunchuck moves.**YOU'RE MISSING TWO

#32 to #31 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

Nice teamwork

Great rolls

#25 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Haruko hit Naoto in the head with her bass guitar and _ came out.**wanna play some CAH>?

#26 to #25 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Hayao Miyazaki.**

#28 to #26 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**fatminion rolls What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?** **** , what the hell are all these Japanese names`? I have no clue who they are. Oh well, my turn:

#27 to #26 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

okay .... now roll a question on my profile

#22 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image**

#23 to #22 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image** this ***** the mudkip

#24 to #23 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]

#21 - kampi ONLINE (09/13/2015) [-]

comment #3
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#18 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Instead of booking _, they should have booked _.**

#19 to #18 - fatminion ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Double penetration.**
**fatminion rolls Being tarred and feathered.**

#20 to #19 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]

very interesting

#12 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]

Ist das deine Band "circleoflies"? Echt geile Sache Ich steh auf das Zeug (ich hör meistens Jimi Hendrix, Doors, usw. - und was ganz anderes, Goa)

#13 to #12 - fatminion ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]

"impossible c o l o u r s" heißt der Band, "circleoflies" ist die EP.

Neue LP hier: www.colouringbookmusic.com
oder suche nach "impossible colours" auf spotify, iTunes, google play, etc.

Und ganz genau: Doors, Floyd, Zeppelin, und auch Tool (wer auch eine Östliche/goa-mäßig Einfluß hat) sind auf jeden Fall Einflüße.

Du musst unbedingt die Musikvideo anschauen. Es wird später heute offiziell veröffentlicht, aber du kannst ihn jetzt anhören wenn du magst:

youtu.be/ocHN7SoB3dM

genieße Griechenland! ;)

#14 to #13 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]

Oh sorry. Hab nur kurz reingehört bei der Arbeit und nicht richtig gelesen...

Ich schaue später nach Feierabend! Sehr vielversprechend

Der Griechenland Urlaub ist leider schon wieder eine Woche vorbei...

#15 to #14 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]

wie geil seid ihr denn sowas liebe ich ja... wenn nach 3,5 minuten Intro plötzlich was abgeht

#16 to #15 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]

ups war nicht eingeloggt

#6 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]

#7 to #6 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image**don't do this to me... unless you can follow up with a **** version... or a telephone number...