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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 31 |
| Facebook Profile: | miketheburns |
| Youtube Channel: | impossiblecolours |
| Consoles Owned: | N64, SNES |
| Video Games Played: | chinese checkers, solitaire, yahtzee |
| PSN: | Public Service Announcement |
| Interests: | psychedelic, art, music, dragon dildos |
| Date Signed Up: | 8/26/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/13/2016 |
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transfluidgenderqueer, patriarchial brony neckbeard trilby(tm), underage hentai production assistant and hitler did nothing right.
Just kidding. I'm just a fat old fuck with a majestic beard.
And I play in a band: www.colouringbookmusic.com // www.impossiblecolours.com // www.youtube.com/impossiblecolours // www.facebook.com/impossiblecolours // www.soundcloud.com/impossiblecolours
Just kidding. I'm just a fat old fuck with a majestic beard.
And I play in a band: www.colouringbookmusic.com // www.impossiblecolours.com // www.youtube.com/impossiblecolours // www.facebook.com/impossiblecolours // www.soundcloud.com/impossiblecolours
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| #8 - we won't see the evidence until later . The douchebag hiking… | 12/19/2015 on Taste of his own Medicine | -1 |
| #6 - perhaps through his actions we will make amazing new breakthro… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/19/2015 on Taste of his own Medicine | -1 |
| we won't see the evidence until later. The douchebag hiking the price of medicine was like Snape killing Dumbledore, and now we all hate him and the way we market and consume pharmaceuticals will forever be changed. A war is coming, and only at the end might we see that Martin McDouchebag actually was the hero who sacrificed his freedom and his name for the sake of affordable health care for future generations. It might not happen, I was just trying to throw in a little conspiracy theory there. I remember when I first started watching the first 4 films, and then was like "hmmm... Snape seems too evil, and his name always gets cleared at the end. I think he's actually really good and is probably a better guy than Dumbledore" to which my friend's roommate goes "no way, man - Snape kills Dumbledore". So I was like "yeah right". Then I read the all books up to the 6th (7th wasn't out yet) and it was true: he kills Dumbledore. I still thought he might end up being good and there was a reason he killed Dumbledore. Especially when we learn he's a super awesome Occlumens and even Voldemort can't read his mind. Anyway, I ended up being RIGHT!!! And my friend's roomate is a little bitch. So yeah, maybe this jerk's actions will have positive effects, but nobody can say what he did wasn't a dick move - same as killing a kindly old wizard. | ||
| #19 - Elf on Shelf`??? Is that like "Cat in the Hat" or s… | 12/19/2015 on Looking for a holiday gift? | +2 |
| #59 - if tumblr is scared of its shadow it means we have another two… | 12/19/2015 on Bloody Racists | 0 |
| #2 - Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na SODIUM!!! [+] (1 new reply) | 12/18/2015 on Sodium Brick in Water | +18 |
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| #12 - had to look them up. You could have just said "a youtube… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on Great job | -2 |
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| #9 - whose jokes? "Chub"? The dude with the fake hand f… [+] (5 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on Great job | 0 |
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| #6 - my highest score | 12/18/2015 on This is how you get girls | 0 |
| #5 - snape kills dumbledore [+] (1 new reply) | 12/18/2015 on Star Wars | +2 |
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| #4 - *Yahtzee [+] (2 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on This is how you get girls | 0 |
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| #1 - I have a feeling this guy is gonna end up like Snape: everyone… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on Taste of his own Medicine | -4 |
| perhaps through his actions we will make amazing new breakthroughs in medicine that we would have never done before. Perhaps his nefarious actions prompt us to look at ourselves in the mirror and work for a better tomorrow. Like when Snape killed Dumbledore: of course murder is wrong and to kill the most powerful wizard who has the best chance of defeating Voldemort seemed like a terrible thing, nay, an unforgivable thing to do at the time, but we later find out that Dumblewhore was going to die anyway and Voldemort could not be the one to kill him because then he would have the Elder Wand and all this other shit. Of course what he did was bad, but before he did what he did, big Pharma had a big fucking hand around the throats of the US people (other countries don't have it so bad). After he jacked up the prices, big pharma was like "gee, are we really so douche-baggy? Look how everyone is reacting! I know - we'll lower our prices or give this shit away for free to show how human we are compared to this jackass". I know it's a stretch, but maybe, just maybe, there is a little bit of light in every darkness. we won't see the evidence until later. The douchebag hiking the price of medicine was like Snape killing Dumbledore, and now we all hate him and the way we market and consume pharmaceuticals will forever be changed. A war is coming, and only at the end might we see that Martin McDouchebag actually was the hero who sacrificed his freedom and his name for the sake of affordable health care for future generations. It might not happen, I was just trying to throw in a little conspiracy theory there. I remember when I first started watching the first 4 films, and then was like "hmmm... Snape seems too evil, and his name always gets cleared at the end. I think he's actually really good and is probably a better guy than Dumbledore" to which my friend's roommate goes "no way, man - Snape kills Dumbledore". So I was like "yeah right". Then I read the all books up to the 6th (7th wasn't out yet) and it was true: he kills Dumbledore. I still thought he might end up being good and there was a reason he killed Dumbledore. Especially when we learn he's a super awesome Occlumens and even Voldemort can't read his mind. Anyway, I ended up being RIGHT!!! And my friend's roomate is a little bitch. So yeah, maybe this jerk's actions will have positive effects, but nobody can say what he did wasn't a dick move - same as killing a kindly old wizard. | ||
| #4 - I ******* need summer now | 12/18/2015 on games we play in our heads | +1 |
| #4 - what did you study? [+] (1 new reply) | 12/18/2015 on mfw done with finals | 0 |
 took finals in chemistry, chem lab, biology, and sociology. not sure what i want to major in yet so i'm taking a little bit of everything | ||
| #13 - Lindt glorious ******* master race, faget | 12/18/2015 on Anyone know where to buy... | 0 |
| #4 - chub and tuck??? I dunn get it [+] (9 new replies) | 12/18/2015 on Great job | +4 |
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sanitarysan (12/18/2015) [-] | ||
| #1 - Chinese love songs in a nutshell: ching chong chi… | 12/18/2015 on Chinese Love Songs (#1) | 0 |
| #3 - naw man, Danny Cooksey will forever be Budnick from Sa… | 12/18/2015 on Where are they now? | 0 |
| #3 - no, you all just cling to stereotypical popular superhero/sci-… | 12/18/2015 on Theres still hope | +2 |
| #2 - *nobodies apostrophes don't show pluralization. | 12/18/2015 on Your Studio and You | 0 |
| #5 - so basically, only do drugs if you can pull off a cool style | 12/18/2015 on Kevin McCallister 25 Years... | 0 |
| #4 - > all the best ships hurt Titanic? Edmund Fitzgerald? … | 12/18/2015 on tearz | 0 |
| #1 - Fag Fighters music is so ******* generic you can pretty… | 12/17/2015 on Learning To Boom | 0 |
| #3 - ching chong | 12/17/2015 on Kpop girl dancing 2 | +1 |
| #3 - is it the guy who plays Mr. Pipps in the Lara Croft films? | 12/17/2015 on Help me FJ you are my only... | 0 |
| #2 - then go watch the film, faget [+] (1 new reply) | 12/17/2015 on I FUCKING HATE SPOILERS | +1 |
 >tickets are easy to get right now If I had the time from school I would've ordered them ahead but, you know, I have a fucking life to accomplish | ||
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shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-] Ist das deine Band "circleoflies"? Echt geile Sache Ich steh auf das Zeug (ich hör meistens Jimi Hendrix, Doors, usw. - und was ganz anderes, Goa)
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fatminion ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-] "impossible c o l o u r s" heißt der Band, "circleoflies" ist die EP.
Neue LP hier: www.colouringbookmusic.com
oder suche nach "impossible colours" auf spotify, iTunes, google play, etc.
Und ganz genau: Doors, Floyd, Zeppelin, und auch Tool (wer auch eine Östliche/goa-mäßig Einfluß hat) sind auf jeden Fall Einflüße.
Du musst unbedingt die Musikvideo anschauen. Es wird später heute offiziell veröffentlicht, aber du kannst ihn jetzt anhören wenn du magst:
youtu.be/ocHN7SoB3dM
genieße Griechenland! ;)
Neue LP hier: www.colouringbookmusic.com
oder suche nach "impossible colours" auf spotify, iTunes, google play, etc.
Und ganz genau: Doors, Floyd, Zeppelin, und auch Tool (wer auch eine Östliche/goa-mäßig Einfluß hat) sind auf jeden Fall Einflüße.
Du musst unbedingt die Musikvideo anschauen. Es wird später heute offiziell veröffentlicht, aber du kannst ihn jetzt anhören wenn du magst:
youtu.be/ocHN7SoB3dM
genieße Griechenland! ;)
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shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-] Oh sorry. Hab nur kurz reingehört bei der Arbeit und nicht richtig gelesen...
Ich schaue später nach Feierabend! Sehr vielversprechend
Der Griechenland Urlaub ist leider schon wieder eine Woche vorbei...
Ich schaue später nach Feierabend! Sehr vielversprechend
Der Griechenland Urlaub ist leider schon wieder eine Woche vorbei...
