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fatminion

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Gender: male
Age: 31
Facebook Profile: miketheburns
Youtube Channel: impossiblecolours
Consoles Owned: N64, SNES
Video Games Played: chinese checkers, solitaire, yahtzee
PSN: Public Service Announcement
Interests: psychedelic, art, music, dragon dildos
Date Signed Up:8/26/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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transfluidgenderqueer, patriarchial brony neckbeard trilby(tm), underage hentai production assistant and hitler did nothing right.

Just kidding. I'm just a fat old fuck with a majestic beard.

And I play in a band: www.colouringbookmusic.com // www.impossiblecolours.com // www.youtube.com/impossiblecolours // www.facebook.com/impossiblecolours // www.soundcloud.com/impossiblecolours

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#10 - Comment deleted 12/20/2015 on ...... 0
#7 - huh, my facebook never offered me that. Actually, I never get… 12/20/2015 on Vader has poked you 0
#49 - huh. Never even heard of that film. 12/20/2015 on Anon accurately describes... 0
#10 - what is CD-I  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Back to 2008 0
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#12 - pressrtokarthus (12/22/2015) [-]
"CD-I" was an ancient console developped by Philipps.

Long story short, it sucked. DIdn't have enough ressources to display games in a decent way.

There were two pretty famous games for that console, "Faces of Evil" and "Wand of Gamelon". Their gameplay was frustrating and the hand-drawn cutscenes a joke. However, they became YouTube-famous and people have been making parodies of them ever since.

Hope that explained it a bit.
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#13 - fatminion (12/25/2015) [-]
yeah, I remember that now. I remember playing "Dragon's Lair" or something similar in Circuit City or whatever we had back then. Sucked major balls.
#62 - > more aesthetically pleasing only because you're used …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on 'murica! 0
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#69 - riayl (12/20/2015) [-]
Eh, its fine, use what you want, I ain't gonna stop someone from that.

But 12/31/2015 follows the pyramid of smallest to largest- the exact thing this chart says it doesn't.
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#111 - emiyashirou (12/21/2015) [-]
Day: Most specific measure of when it is
Month: Less specific measure of when it is, only accurate to within 31 days
Year: Less specific measure, only accurate to within 365/366 days

YYYY/MM/DD masterrace
#21 - no dickbutt. 3/10 12/20/2015 on so pretty -1
#8 - No, it's not. Anime literally means "cartoon" in Ja…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on what a time to be alive -3
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#10 - TheAwesomestKyle (12/21/2015) [-]
anime is short for the way Japanese pronounce "animation"
#6 - every cartoon has it's own style. I just hate how people go …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on what a time to be alive -3
#7 - taggen (12/20/2015) [-]
What i meant was that anime is like a sub genre to cartoons so its a bit more specific.
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#8 - fatminion (12/20/2015) [-]
No, it's not. Anime literally means "cartoon" in Japanese. Or, "cartoon" is English for "anime". Stop romanticizing it just because it comes from Japan.
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#10 - TheAwesomestKyle (12/21/2015) [-]
anime is short for the way Japanese pronounce "animation"
#1 - more like " Mouse -sion: Impossible" 12/20/2015 on Mouse 0007 0
#3 - Comment deleted 12/20/2015 on the titanic sinks +3
#2 - what is Rocket League?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on [Teammate ramming intensifies] +1
#4 - brickfest (12/20/2015) [-]
store.steampowered.com/app/252950/

Football with rocket powered cars... pretty easy and addictive to begin with but requires some training to get good at it. Also has crossplay with playstation network, local multiplayer for either 2,3 or 4 players on one pc / console, and dlcs are only visuals for cars that have no impact on gameplay.

The comunity isn't CoD / MOBA type of talk corrupted, but sometimes there are exceptions.
#11 - not for me. Episodes I-VI is all I'll ever watch.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Favorite episode VII... 0
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#12 - vladi (12/20/2015) [-]
Oh right, then no, he was never mentioned. But that's probably because he was born after the events of the first 6 movies.
#3 - why "anime"? Why not just "cartoons". Wh…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/20/2015 on what a time to be alive 0
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#13 - pokemonstheshiz (12/21/2015) [-]
Japanese animation is much bigger than in most countries, and by far more heavily catering towards adults (compared to animation in America and such) . So it's a much larger subsection of animation than that of other countries (and much more popular between countries), which does sort of merit a distinction.
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#14 - fatminion (12/21/2015) [-]
Simpsons? Futurama? Family Guy? Anything on Adult Swim?

And like I said: there's a 99% chance all the animated series in the world are actually manufactured in Korea anyway, so I really don't see a difference other than the origin of the story. People just want to be special like a snowflake: "oh they're not just any old cartoons, they're cartoons created by people in Japan. That means I'm special." Fuck that shit - there are so many TV shows and films and shorts and animations created all around the world - it's not just Hollywood and "rest of the world". For example, I enjoy a lot of TV shows that are shown on the BBC, a British station, and one does tend to notice the differences to US television (very few episodes per season, lower budgets, often the same director and even cast for many different shows). But it's not like they are so wildly different that they warrant their own genre or type of show format. It's just TV shows - that happened to be produced in England. Big deal.
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#15 - pokemonstheshiz (12/21/2015) [-]
So comedies? Plus the cartoons on Disney. What a diverse amount of material.
You must think Bollywood shouldn't be separated either.

The whole point of making subsections is to help categorize them so that it's easier to find more material similar to other things you like. I don't want to ask for something similar to From the New World and get a Pixar film. It's not to put on or the other on a pedestal, just classifying based on distinct characteristics.
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#16 - fatminion (12/21/2015) [-]
then why is there a special name for cartoons made in Japan but not ones made in New Zealand? Or Belgium? Or Mongolia? Or Russia? Why only Japan? Why is weeaboo culture a thing? Why isn't there a word for people who pretend to be French and only consume French culture? It is because the neckbeard fascination with all things Japanese is an escapist and elitist mentality that narrows ones horizons instead of broadening them. You may think to yourself "gee, I'm really cultured because I watch tons of Japanese cartoons and read Japanese comics!" but what you're really saying is "if it's not made in Japan, I don't want nothing to do with it". And it's absolute bullshit! And giving Japanese cartoons their own special name only worsens that elitist/separatist/escapist mentality.

FYI, the French word for "animation" is also animé, so why don't we call French cartoons anime?

fuck overpopularized Japanese internet culture
#11 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
Well you aren't wrong.

It's just that people automatically associate cartoon with "made for kids." Weebs don't want that stigma attached to them and claim that anime targets a more mature demographic, while completely ignoring the fact that there's an entire genre of anime meant for children, which includes some pretty popular stuff like Astro Boy and Doraemon.

I guess there's also the style thing people like to bring up. I fucking hate this one. Boondocks is the easiest way to show how bullshit this is. What is Boondocks? It's created by a westerner, but it's animated mostly by Madhouse. Is it an anime or a cartoon? It's both because anime and cartoon are one and the same. Being animated in Japan doesn't make something any less of a cartoon.

However, I'll continue to refer to them separately for the sake of simplicity. People expect a certain thing when you say anime, just as they expect certain things when you say cartoons.
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#12 - OtisMcWonderful (12/21/2015) [-]
Wait a sec. How did that post as anon? Whatever.
#4 - taggen (12/20/2015) [-]
They usually have their own kind of drawing style i guess.
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#6 - fatminion (12/20/2015) [-]
every cartoon has it's own style. I just hate how people go fuckin 'nanners for Asian shit. It's not that much different, folks - it's just in a different language than you're used to. Plus probably the same exact people who animate Family Guy also animate No Sukko Bo Pippo or whatever the fuck you weeaboos watch, because Korea is where the majority of animation happens due to cheap labour.
#7 - taggen (12/20/2015) [-]
What i meant was that anime is like a sub genre to cartoons so its a bit more specific.
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#8 - fatminion (12/20/2015) [-]
No, it's not. Anime literally means "cartoon" in Japanese. Or, "cartoon" is English for "anime". Stop romanticizing it just because it comes from Japan.
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#10 - TheAwesomestKyle (12/21/2015) [-]
anime is short for the way Japanese pronounce "animation"
#8 - a) why is it called "OPM Challenge"? Ordinary Pale …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on One Slap Chap Challange 0
#9 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
one punch man is the anime in which the character did all those activities everyday to become a hero.
#9 - he looks more like Neo from The Matrix to me. And who is &q…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Favorite episode VII... +1
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#10 - vladi (12/20/2015) [-]
It's because Disney declared all of the expanded universe to be non canon, so they can make their own characters and storylines and don't have to follow any history. Basically anything besides the 6 previous movies and related media doesn't count anymore.
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#11 - fatminion (12/20/2015) [-]
not for me. Episodes I-VI is all I'll ever watch.
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#12 - vladi (12/20/2015) [-]
Oh right, then no, he was never mentioned. But that's probably because he was born after the events of the first 6 movies.
#2 - *their 12/20/2015 on Srsly Papa John's +1
#6 - what is OPC challenge?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on One Slap Chap Challange 0
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#7 - realmanbraum (12/20/2015) [-]
100 sit-ups, 100 push-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run everyday
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#8 - fatminion (12/20/2015) [-]
a) why is it called "OPM Challenge"? Ordinary Pale Male? Occidental Pursuit Match?
b) I don't really see a difference in OP's pictures. If anything, he looks fitter and more sexy in the first one.
#9 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
one punch man is the anime in which the character did all those activities everyday to become a hero.
#11 - I know, right? The US is the only country in the world who th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Policy proposals 0
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#13 - platinumaltaria (12/20/2015) [-]
But if they don't have muh guns how will they execute muslims?
#8 - they were referring to a well-regulated militia  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Policy proposals 0
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#9 - platinumaltaria (12/20/2015) [-]
I don't think a country with a stable government needs a militia.
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#11 - fatminion (12/20/2015) [-]
I know, right? The US is the only country in the world who thinks owning a gun is more of a right than health care or education. Absolutely shameful. I'm glad I got out when I did.
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#13 - platinumaltaria (12/20/2015) [-]
But if they don't have muh guns how will they execute muslims?
#107 - do I... put my dick in it?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Title 0
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#118 - bodox (12/20/2015) [-]
Why not, no one is gunna belive a patato when it complains about it
#30 - on the floor next the Homer's brains 12/19/2015 on The Simpsons are getting... 0
#29 - I will only be able to get an erection for the next three days… 12/19/2015 on The Simpsons are getting... 0
#8 - I don't know if I should be offended or pleased 12/19/2015 on Moist m3m3lord +1
#6 - please be dickbutt... please be dickbutt... please be dickbu…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on The holidays are just... +3
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#7 - beasert (12/19/2015) [-]
Patrick is just icing on the cake.
#14 - the eject button on the XBOX works when the circuit is connect…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Plasma globe near an Xbox.mp4 +20
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#35 - commencingfailure (12/19/2015) [-]
...? How does touching the tesla trigger the connector in the xbox?
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#16 - epiccore (12/19/2015) [-]
I still think a more likely explanation is that someone else is using the eject option for the disc tray via a controller while the other guy messes around with the plasma ball next to an xbox.

Just saying that even though your explanation sounds logical, I'm still skeptical about this.
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#20 - ajrdts (12/19/2015) [-]
from what I can see there are no lights round the ring of the xbox which means no controllers are connected? I could be very wrong, I don't really use xbox, or there might even be a green light and I'm just retarded
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#19 - Funnel (12/19/2015) [-]
Nothing wrong with being skeptical, but fatminion is correct, this phenomenon is called parasitic capacitance.

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User avatar #34 - uninstall (01/11/2016) [-]
you're subtle
good job
#33 - pongldr (11/15/2015) [-]
ur band is chill

also you are very attractive

User avatar #29 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
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**truezen rolls Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _**
User avatar #30 to #29 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 3, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls An army of skeletons.**
**fatminion rolls Daniel Benoit**
**fatminion rolls Autocannibalism.**
User avatar #31 to #30 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls Napalm.**
**truezen rolls Nunchuck moves.**YOU'RE MISSING TWO
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Nice teamwork

Great rolls
User avatar #25 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Haruko hit Naoto in the head with her bass guitar and _ came out.**wanna play some CAH>?
User avatar #26 to #25 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Hayao Miyazaki.**
User avatar #28 to #26 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**fatminion rolls What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?** **** , what the hell are all these Japanese names`? I have no clue who they are. Oh well, my turn:
User avatar #27 to #26 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]



okay .... now roll a question on my profile
#22 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
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#23 to #22 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
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**fatminion rolled image** this ***** the mudkip
User avatar #24 to #23 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #18 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
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**truezen rolls Instead of booking _, they should have booked _.**
User avatar #19 to #18 - fatminion ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Double penetration.**
**fatminion rolls Being tarred and feathered.**
User avatar #20 to #19 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
very interesting
User avatar #12 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
Ist das deine Band "circleoflies"? Echt geile Sache Ich steh auf das Zeug (ich hör meistens Jimi Hendrix, Doors, usw. - und was ganz anderes, Goa)
User avatar #13 to #12 - fatminion ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
"impossible c o l o u r s" heißt der Band, "circleoflies" ist die EP.

Neue LP hier: www.colouringbookmusic.com
oder suche nach "impossible colours" auf spotify, iTunes, google play, etc.

Und ganz genau: Doors, Floyd, Zeppelin, und auch Tool (wer auch eine Östliche/goa-mäßig Einfluß hat) sind auf jeden Fall Einflüße.

Du musst unbedingt die Musikvideo anschauen. Es wird später heute offiziell veröffentlicht, aber du kannst ihn jetzt anhören wenn du magst:

youtu.be/ocHN7SoB3dM

genieße Griechenland! ;)
User avatar #14 to #13 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
Oh sorry. Hab nur kurz reingehört bei der Arbeit und nicht richtig gelesen...

Ich schaue später nach Feierabend! Sehr vielversprechend

Der Griechenland Urlaub ist leider schon wieder eine Woche vorbei...
#15 to #14 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
wie geil seid ihr denn sowas liebe ich ja... wenn nach 3,5 minuten Intro plötzlich was abgeht
User avatar #16 to #15 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
ups war nicht eingeloggt
#6 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#7 to #6 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
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**fatminion rolled image**don't do this to me... unless you can follow up with a **** version... or a telephone number...
User avatar #8 to #7 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Evening.
User avatar #9 to #8 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
tits or penis or get the fudge out
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User avatar #11 to #10 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**** or GTFO.
I need to get a boner
User avatar #17 to #11 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Thirsty af
User avatar #3 - davidavidson (03/18/2015) [-]
10 outa ******* 10

>Caw at the sky

I can't get enough hahahahahaha
#5 to #3 - anon (04/24/2015) [-]
lel.
User avatar #2 - turdvang (02/02/2015) [-]
Haha, first i thought you were just someone else pretending to be you. Good to know you are still with us
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