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fatminion

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Gender: male
Age: 31
Facebook Profile: miketheburns
Youtube Channel: impossiblecolours
Consoles Owned: N64, SNES
Video Games Played: chinese checkers, solitaire, yahtzee
PSN: Public Service Announcement
Interests: psychedelic, art, music, dragon dildos
Date Signed Up:8/26/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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transfluidgenderqueer, patriarchial brony neckbeard trilby(tm), underage hentai production assistant and hitler did nothing right.

Just kidding. I'm just a fat old fuck with a majestic beard.

And I play in a band: www.colouringbookmusic.com // www.impossiblecolours.com // www.youtube.com/impossiblecolours // www.facebook.com/impossiblecolours // www.soundcloud.com/impossiblecolours

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#325 - what does team fortress have to do with masturbation? 07/23/2015 on Fap Roulette 0
#324 - **fatminion used "*roll 1, 1-999*"** **fatminion rolls 691** 07/23/2015 on Fap Roulette 0
#3 - Comment deleted 07/23/2015 on Basketball Whiz 0
#2 - first of all, rest in ******* peace headphones seco…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on heard you guys like these 0
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#3 - exceeding (07/23/2015) [-]
The game is SSB4 or Super Smash Brawl 4
#8 - How do you know anon was a guy? Friendly reminder that not ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on Feminazis are at it again +1
#9 - cronar (07/23/2015) [-]
>anon-sexual
>left-handed programmer
lol well played
#2 - senior quotes are for suckers. 07/23/2015 on Senior Quote Ideas +2
#8 - hyuck hyuck hockey-puck canuck 07/23/2015 on Dat ASS 0
#6 - Slovak if I care I tried  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on Dat ASS +1
#7 - kosicandavid (07/23/2015) [-]
And you did good !
#4 - I agree 07/23/2015 on CoconutFlake ate a lemon 0
#1 - I think the acid's kicking in 07/23/2015 on arg metal +1
#3 - "it's OK to eat fish, cuz they don't have any feeeeeelings" 07/23/2015 on you see ivan 0
#3 - why 15 minutes? just 'cause 07/23/2015 on 15 minutes of Just Cause 3 0
#2 - I'll try to interpret. She is a woman, and women have breasts…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2015 on CoconutFlake ate a lemon 0
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#3 - tevansroskos (07/23/2015) [-]
It's still fucking stupid
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#4 - fatminion (07/23/2015) [-]
I agree
#2 - more like Nut Busters 07/23/2015 on MythBusters +57
#1 - he totally ass-czeched that dude  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2015 on Dat ASS +17
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#5 - kosicandavid (07/23/2015) [-]
Actually he is a Slovak goalkeeper not Czech...
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#6 - fatminion (07/23/2015) [-]
Slovak if I care
I tried
#7 - kosicandavid (07/23/2015) [-]
And you did good !
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#2 - oxYKellark (07/23/2015) [-]
hyuck hyuck hyuck
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#8 - fatminion (07/23/2015) [-]
hyuck hyuck hockey-puck canuck
#32 - Was talking about Japan, NOT China. Anyway, we… 07/22/2015 on Holy shit, top cuck 0
#6 - we shouldn't use may-mays that much, anyway. We should seek u… 07/22/2015 on CONTROVERSIAL +1
#27 - understanding of logic, scientific method (how to prove someth…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2015 on Holy shit, top cuck +3
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#30 - sircool (07/22/2015) [-]
yet the failing EU and horrible pollution in china with a great poverty drop is so much better. Even better, you actually believe that the foolish notion that the more intelligent a society becomes, the less violent it is.

but hey, keep believing what has time and again failed and was fundamentally flawed from the start.
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#32 - fatminion (07/22/2015) [-]
It's Just a Ride ~Bill Hicks Was talking about Japan, NOT China.

Anyway, we can discuss philosophy of politics till the cows come home, but historically a peaceful and successful society is one where education is the focus, the arts are encouraged, and the common man is taken care of (Greece, Rome, early US, modern EU). If your only argument against promoting peach and tranquility through education, health and wealth is "... at some point there will be some power that will rise and take us over, so it's better to focus on war rather than use our minds to solve the world's problems" then I feel bad for you. We've put people on the moon, we've sent robots to Mars, send probes outside our universe, we can talk with someone in real-time while we poop but it's not worth it to try for a peaceful, educated, healthy and wealthy global society? Sorry, man, but fuck you and our fear-driven right-wing idiocy. I know we won't get anywhere by calling each other names, but at some point everyone has to agree that peace is the way - education is the way - NOT violence and anger.

We've pretty much got sentient AIs now. Before I die, intelligent robots will be a big part of my daily life. Before my children die, artificial intelligence will surpass our intelligence, meaning we will use robots to solve all of humanity's problems. If we continue focusing on hatred and wiping out insurgents and protecting our right to bear arms instead of focusing on creating a happy, healthy, wealthy and intelligent society, what do you think the robots are going to do to solve our global war problem and fix world hunger and extreme poverty? Yeah, they'll destroy us all. We CAN, however, create a utopia on earth right now! In the words of the late, great comedian, Bill Hicks:

"...it's a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.”
#13 - to some extent, probably - especially later in his career. I … 07/22/2015 on Well adjusted 0
#2 - Indeed. Or simply already having wealth nearly guarantees you… 07/22/2015 on Online Dating +4
#11 - oh don't get me wrong: I like Manson way better than any metal…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2015 on Well adjusted +2
#12 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
Umm I Think Manson is Goth or Glam or shock rock!
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#13 - fatminion (07/22/2015) [-]
to some extent, probably - especially later in his career. I like to group him in with the likes of Trent Reznor and Tool: heavy, thought-provoking, pseudo-deep/philosophical/intellectual, and quite shocking.
#6 - > young mother > grey hair what the **** ?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/22/2015 on New method for washing... +2
#27 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
BLEACHED > PLATINUM BLONDE > RAINBOW HUES, THE MORE COLOR THE 'TRENDIER'. ALSO LOOKS LIKE POOP COLOR WHEN TOO MUCH.
#19 - morkoelorko (07/23/2015) [-]
**morkoelorko used "*roll picture*"**
**morkoelorko rolled image**shit genes
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#8 - sirfapaton (07/22/2015) [-]
Probably dyed. I've heard from some people that it's "in" currently. I wouldn't really know.
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#15 - thinemother (07/22/2015) [-]
Yea i've seen silver hair about more and more lately. Don't know why it only really looks good on old ladies
#51 - theite (07/23/2015) [-]
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#52 - thinemother (07/23/2015) [-]
okay fair point
#12 - yeah, but if you pull a gun on someone who also has a gun, the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2015 on Leaving children or animals... +1
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#13 - lilnuggetbob (07/22/2015) [-]
ITs not murder if you kill someone who is threatening your life, its called self-defense.
#37 - stupid Y logic. Everyone knows that X is the only way to a se… 07/22/2015 on Getting a little toxic in here 0
#9 - it is how it works in theory. In practise, however, greedy cu… 07/22/2015 on there is no title -1

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User avatar #34 - uninstall (01/11/2016) [-]
you're subtle
good job
#33 - pongldr (11/15/2015) [-]
ur band is chill

also you are very attractive

User avatar #29 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 3, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?**
**truezen rolls _: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!**
**truezen rolls Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _**
User avatar #30 to #29 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
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**fatminion rolls An army of skeletons.**
**fatminion rolls Daniel Benoit**
**fatminion rolls Autocannibalism.**
User avatar #31 to #30 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls Napalm.**
**truezen rolls Nunchuck moves.**YOU'RE MISSING TWO
User avatar #32 to #31 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]



Nice teamwork

Great rolls
User avatar #25 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Haruko hit Naoto in the head with her bass guitar and _ came out.**wanna play some CAH>?
User avatar #26 to #25 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Hayao Miyazaki.**
User avatar #28 to #26 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**fatminion rolls What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?** **** , what the hell are all these Japanese names`? I have no clue who they are. Oh well, my turn:
User avatar #27 to #26 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]



okay .... now roll a question on my profile
#22 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
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#23 to #22 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
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**fatminion rolled image** this ***** the mudkip
User avatar #24 to #23 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #18 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Instead of booking _, they should have booked _.**
User avatar #19 to #18 - fatminion ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
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**fatminion rolls Double penetration.**
**fatminion rolls Being tarred and feathered.**
User avatar #20 to #19 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
very interesting
User avatar #12 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
Ist das deine Band "circleoflies"? Echt geile Sache Ich steh auf das Zeug (ich hör meistens Jimi Hendrix, Doors, usw. - und was ganz anderes, Goa)
User avatar #13 to #12 - fatminion ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
"impossible c o l o u r s" heißt der Band, "circleoflies" ist die EP.

Neue LP hier: www.colouringbookmusic.com
oder suche nach "impossible colours" auf spotify, iTunes, google play, etc.

Und ganz genau: Doors, Floyd, Zeppelin, und auch Tool (wer auch eine Östliche/goa-mäßig Einfluß hat) sind auf jeden Fall Einflüße.

Du musst unbedingt die Musikvideo anschauen. Es wird später heute offiziell veröffentlicht, aber du kannst ihn jetzt anhören wenn du magst:

youtu.be/ocHN7SoB3dM

genieße Griechenland! ;)
User avatar #14 to #13 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
Oh sorry. Hab nur kurz reingehört bei der Arbeit und nicht richtig gelesen...

Ich schaue später nach Feierabend! Sehr vielversprechend

Der Griechenland Urlaub ist leider schon wieder eine Woche vorbei...
#15 to #14 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
wie geil seid ihr denn sowas liebe ich ja... wenn nach 3,5 minuten Intro plötzlich was abgeht
User avatar #16 to #15 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
ups war nicht eingeloggt
#6 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#7 to #6 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image**don't do this to me... unless you can follow up with a **** version... or a telephone number...
User avatar #8 to #7 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Evening.
User avatar #9 to #8 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
tits or penis or get the fudge out
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User avatar #11 to #10 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**** or GTFO.
I need to get a boner
User avatar #17 to #11 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Thirsty af
User avatar #3 - davidavidson (03/18/2015) [-]
10 outa ******* 10

>Caw at the sky

I can't get enough hahahahahaha
#5 to #3 - anon (04/24/2015) [-]
lel.
User avatar #2 - turdvang (02/02/2015) [-]
Haha, first i thought you were just someone else pretending to be you. Good to know you are still with us
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