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fatminion

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Gender: male
Age: 31
Facebook Profile: miketheburns
Youtube Channel: impossiblecolours
Consoles Owned: N64, SNES
Video Games Played: chinese checkers, solitaire, yahtzee
PSN: Public Service Announcement
Interests: psychedelic, art, music, dragon dildos
Date Signed Up:8/26/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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transfluidgenderqueer, patriarchial brony neckbeard trilby(tm), underage hentai production assistant and hitler did nothing right.

Just kidding. I'm just a fat old fuck with a majestic beard.

And I play in a band: www.colouringbookmusic.com // www.impossiblecolours.com // www.youtube.com/impossiblecolours // www.facebook.com/impossiblecolours // www.soundcloud.com/impossiblecolours

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#3 - get divorced, go back to uni, learn about life and how great i… 12/26/2015 on Desperate 0
#17 - Holy **** , does everyone know who "Jolly John"… 12/25/2015 on Our business -1
#13 - yeah, I remember that now. I remember playing "Dragon's … 12/25/2015 on Back to 2008 -1
#10 - still over 6 billion served 12/22/2015 on Graffiti -1
#9 - now that's what I call choking the chicken 12/22/2015 on Graffiti -1
#9 - oh, she just happens to be Georgian in 'Straya  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on It`s both -1
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#14 - roninneko (12/21/2015) [-]
She's not Georgian at all.
#16 - smellypantsmcgee (12/21/2015) [-]
only australia would have a place called wyangalaroolaganjimup
#6 - Kangaroos??? in Georgia??? Georgia the country or Georgia th…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2015 on It`s both -1
#7 - bobbydahobo (12/21/2015) [-]
Nah mate Wyangala's in Straya.
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#9 - fatminion (12/21/2015) [-]
oh, she just happens to be Georgian in 'Straya
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#14 - roninneko (12/21/2015) [-]
She's not Georgian at all.
#16 - smellypantsmcgee (12/21/2015) [-]
only australia would have a place called wyangalaroolaganjimup
#4 - If your dick is small, that's your business. If you want t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Our business +159
#17 - fatminion (12/25/2015) [-]
Holy shit, does everyone know who "Jolly John" is? I thought it was an '80s/'90s Maine thing. Cool. He's a fucking legend. Perhaps the only better local auto dealer dude in the US is "Tom Raper's RVs" (based in Indiana, I think)
#16 - then why is there a special name for cartoons made in Japan bu… 12/21/2015 on what a time to be alive -1
#10 - huh... maybe 23k worth of merchandise? Or the dude checked hi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Distraction Thieves Swipe... 0
#11 - randomuploads (12/21/2015) [-]
I figure it will fortunately, seeing as how obvious it all got caught on tape.
#14 - Simpsons? Futurama? Family Guy? Anything on Adult Swim? …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2015 on what a time to be alive 0
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#15 - pokemonstheshiz (12/21/2015) [-]
So comedies? Plus the cartoons on Disney. What a diverse amount of material.
You must think Bollywood shouldn't be separated either.

The whole point of making subsections is to help categorize them so that it's easier to find more material similar to other things you like. I don't want to ask for something similar to From the New World and get a Pixar film. It's not to put on or the other on a pedestal, just classifying based on distinct characteristics.
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#16 - fatminion (12/21/2015) [-]
then why is there a special name for cartoons made in Japan but not ones made in New Zealand? Or Belgium? Or Mongolia? Or Russia? Why only Japan? Why is weeaboo culture a thing? Why isn't there a word for people who pretend to be French and only consume French culture? It is because the neckbeard fascination with all things Japanese is an escapist and elitist mentality that narrows ones horizons instead of broadening them. You may think to yourself "gee, I'm really cultured because I watch tons of Japanese cartoons and read Japanese comics!" but what you're really saying is "if it's not made in Japan, I don't want nothing to do with it". And it's absolute bullshit! And giving Japanese cartoons their own special name only worsens that elitist/separatist/escapist mentality.

FYI, the French word for "animation" is also animé, so why don't we call French cartoons anime?

fuck overpopularized Japanese internet culture
#8 - online? All you need is the number. And where do you get the…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Distraction Thieves Swipe... 0
#9 - randomuploads (12/21/2015) [-]
The 23k figure is in the description. See the issue here? Without a pin I can't figure out how they managed to remove that much cash before the card got blocked.
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#10 - fatminion (12/21/2015) [-]
huh... maybe 23k worth of merchandise? Or the dude checked his PIN from the side. Anyway, I hope insurance covered at least a large portion of that money.
#11 - randomuploads (12/21/2015) [-]
I figure it will fortunately, seeing as how obvious it all got caught on tape.
#6 - you can purchase things without knowing the PIN, but there are…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Distraction Thieves Swipe... 0
#7 - randomuploads (12/21/2015) [-]
Cards you can use to buy shit without any further authentication are called credit cards where I live. But I don't think you can use those to grab cash from the wall. Also 23k is a lot of money if you're forced to spend it.
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#8 - fatminion (12/21/2015) [-]
online? All you need is the number. And where do you get the 23k figure? I'm pretty sure if you spend > 500 on one purchase and then > 500 on another purchase within 10 minutes your card will get flagged and you may even get a call from the company. It has happened to me: I paid for a meal in a foreign country or something and right afterward got a call. "Did you know your card was just used to pay 250€?" "Yeah, I'm in France right now and just paid for a meal for 5 people, but thanks for the heads up!"
#9 - randomuploads (12/21/2015) [-]
The 23k figure is in the description. See the issue here? Without a pin I can't figure out how they managed to remove that much cash before the card got blocked.
User avatar
#10 - fatminion (12/21/2015) [-]
huh... maybe 23k worth of merchandise? Or the dude checked his PIN from the side. Anyway, I hope insurance covered at least a large portion of that money.
#11 - randomuploads (12/21/2015) [-]
I figure it will fortunately, seeing as how obvious it all got caught on tape.
#5 - wait, so he ****** up and called the wrong winner? … 12/21/2015 on Le Innuendo Man 0
#1 - context?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on Le Innuendo Man 0
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#3 - wrocky (12/21/2015) [-]
see #2
#18 - Comment deleted 12/21/2015 on i got a boyfriend 0
#4 - wait... they literally call the new weapon "Starkiller&qu… 12/21/2015 on The Force Awakens Review 0
#1 - Comment deleted 12/21/2015 on Filthy comp 0
#3 - I had to watch it twice and in slow-motion. The dude steals h…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Distraction Thieves Swipe... 0
#5 - randomuploads (12/21/2015) [-]
I have no idea what happened, all I can see is that the old guy's card gets taken. But a card alone won't get you any cash.
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#6 - fatminion (12/21/2015) [-]
you can purchase things without knowing the PIN, but there are some securities in place to stop potentially fraudulent purchases and some insurance in case someone ends up somehow buying a bunch of TVs and expensive items before the card is suspended. Still sucks though.
#7 - randomuploads (12/21/2015) [-]
Cards you can use to buy shit without any further authentication are called credit cards where I live. But I don't think you can use those to grab cash from the wall. Also 23k is a lot of money if you're forced to spend it.
User avatar
#8 - fatminion (12/21/2015) [-]
online? All you need is the number. And where do you get the 23k figure? I'm pretty sure if you spend > 500 on one purchase and then > 500 on another purchase within 10 minutes your card will get flagged and you may even get a call from the company. It has happened to me: I paid for a meal in a foreign country or something and right afterward got a call. "Did you know your card was just used to pay 250€?" "Yeah, I'm in France right now and just paid for a meal for 5 people, but thanks for the heads up!"
#9 - randomuploads (12/21/2015) [-]
The 23k figure is in the description. See the issue here? Without a pin I can't figure out how they managed to remove that much cash before the card got blocked.
User avatar
#10 - fatminion (12/21/2015) [-]
huh... maybe 23k worth of merchandise? Or the dude checked his PIN from the side. Anyway, I hope insurance covered at least a large portion of that money.
#11 - randomuploads (12/21/2015) [-]
I figure it will fortunately, seeing as how obvious it all got caught on tape.
#11 - is this the same girl who cosplays as Samus and everyone alway… 12/21/2015 on Roast beef for dinner 0
#2 - more like Dancing Dead 12/21/2015 on White Boy Whips and Nae Naes 0
#7 - WLVSKP DQNF see? I can type random letters too 12/21/2015 on RWBY CYOA -2
#9 - Kiffar? Quinnlan Vos? Never heard any of those names before a… 12/21/2015 on Star Wars VII Premier Outfit 0
#6 - Marc Summers approves. show was called Double Dare 12/21/2015 on Double D 0
#22 - you do NOT have your **** together, do you? &q… 12/20/2015 on Frame by frame 0

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User avatar #34 - uninstall (01/11/2016) [-]
you're subtle
good job
#33 - pongldr (11/15/2015) [-]
ur band is chill

also you are very attractive

User avatar #29 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 3, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?**
**truezen rolls _: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!**
**truezen rolls Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _**
User avatar #30 to #29 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 3, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls An army of skeletons.**
**fatminion rolls Daniel Benoit**
**fatminion rolls Autocannibalism.**
User avatar #31 to #30 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls Napalm.**
**truezen rolls Nunchuck moves.**YOU'RE MISSING TWO
User avatar #32 to #31 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]



Nice teamwork

Great rolls
User avatar #25 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Haruko hit Naoto in the head with her bass guitar and _ came out.**wanna play some CAH>?
User avatar #26 to #25 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Hayao Miyazaki.**
User avatar #28 to #26 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**fatminion rolls What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?** **** , what the hell are all these Japanese names`? I have no clue who they are. Oh well, my turn:
User avatar #27 to #26 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]



okay .... now roll a question on my profile
#22 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
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**truezen rolled image**
#23 to #22 - fatminion ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
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**fatminion rolled image** this ***** the mudkip
User avatar #24 to #23 - truezen ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #18 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Instead of booking _, they should have booked _.**
User avatar #19 to #18 - fatminion ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Double penetration.**
**fatminion rolls Being tarred and feathered.**
User avatar #20 to #19 - truezen ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
very interesting
User avatar #12 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
Ist das deine Band "circleoflies"? Echt geile Sache Ich steh auf das Zeug (ich hör meistens Jimi Hendrix, Doors, usw. - und was ganz anderes, Goa)
User avatar #13 to #12 - fatminion ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
"impossible c o l o u r s" heißt der Band, "circleoflies" ist die EP.

Neue LP hier: www.colouringbookmusic.com
oder suche nach "impossible colours" auf spotify, iTunes, google play, etc.

Und ganz genau: Doors, Floyd, Zeppelin, und auch Tool (wer auch eine Östliche/goa-mäßig Einfluß hat) sind auf jeden Fall Einflüße.

Du musst unbedingt die Musikvideo anschauen. Es wird später heute offiziell veröffentlicht, aber du kannst ihn jetzt anhören wenn du magst:

youtu.be/ocHN7SoB3dM

genieße Griechenland! ;)
User avatar #14 to #13 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
Oh sorry. Hab nur kurz reingehört bei der Arbeit und nicht richtig gelesen...

Ich schaue später nach Feierabend! Sehr vielversprechend

Der Griechenland Urlaub ist leider schon wieder eine Woche vorbei...
#15 to #14 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
wie geil seid ihr denn sowas liebe ich ja... wenn nach 3,5 minuten Intro plötzlich was abgeht
User avatar #16 to #15 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]
ups war nicht eingeloggt
#6 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#7 to #6 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image**don't do this to me... unless you can follow up with a **** version... or a telephone number...
User avatar #8 to #7 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
Evening.
User avatar #9 to #8 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
tits or penis or get the fudge out
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User avatar #11 to #10 - fatminion ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
**** or GTFO.
I need to get a boner
User avatar #17 to #11 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Thirsty af
User avatar #3 - davidavidson (03/18/2015) [-]
10 outa ******* 10

>Caw at the sky

I can't get enough hahahahahaha
#5 to #3 - anon (04/24/2015) [-]
lel.
User avatar #2 - turdvang (02/02/2015) [-]
Haha, first i thought you were just someone else pretending to be you. Good to know you are still with us
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