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Gender:	male
Age:	31
Facebook Profile:	miketheburns
Youtube Channel:	impossiblecolours
Consoles Owned:	N64, SNES
Video Games Played:	chinese checkers, solitaire, yahtzee
PSN:	Public Service Announcement
Interests:	psychedelic, art, music, dragon dildos
Date Signed Up:	8/26/2014
Last Login:	1/12/2016
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Just kidding. I'm just a fat old fuck with a majestic beard.

And I play in a band: www.colouringbookmusic.com // www.impossiblecolours.com // www.youtube.com/impossiblecolours // www.facebook.com/impossiblecolours // www.soundcloud.com/impossiblecolours

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#34 - uninstall (01/11/2016) [-]

you're subtle
good job

#33 - pongldr (11/15/2015) [-]

ur band is chill

also you are very attractive

#29 - truezen (09/22/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 3, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?**
**truezen rolls _: Hours of fun. Easy to use. Perfect for _!**
**truezen rolls Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _**

#30 to #29 - fatminion (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 3, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls An army of skeletons.**
**fatminion rolls Daniel Benoit**
**fatminion rolls Autocannibalism.**

#31 to #30 - truezen (09/22/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls Napalm.**
**truezen rolls Nunchuck moves.**YOU'RE MISSING TWO

#32 to #31 - truezen (09/22/2015) [-]

Nice teamwork

Great rolls

#25 - truezen (09/22/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Haruko hit Naoto in the head with her bass guitar and _ came out.**wanna play some CAH>?

#26 to #25 - fatminion (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Hayao Miyazaki.**

#28 to #26 - fatminion (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**fatminion rolls What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?** **** , what the hell are all these Japanese names`? I have no clue who they are. Oh well, my turn:

#27 to #26 - truezen (09/22/2015) [-]

okay .... now roll a question on my profile

#22 - truezen (09/22/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image**

#23 to #22 - fatminion (09/22/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image** this ***** the mudkip

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#21 - kampi (09/13/2015) [-]

comment #3
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#18 - truezen (09/04/2015) [-]

**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Instead of booking _, they should have booked _.**

#19 to #18 - fatminion (09/04/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**fatminion rolls Double penetration.**
**fatminion rolls Being tarred and feathered.**

#20 to #19 - truezen (09/04/2015) [-]

very interesting

#12 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]

Ist das deine Band "circleoflies"? Echt geile Sache Ich steh auf das Zeug (ich hör meistens Jimi Hendrix, Doors, usw. - und was ganz anderes, Goa)

#13 to #12 - fatminion (08/14/2015) [-]

"impossible c o l o u r s" heißt der Band, "circleoflies" ist die EP.

Neue LP hier: www.colouringbookmusic.com
oder suche nach "impossible colours" auf spotify, iTunes, google play, etc.

Und ganz genau: Doors, Floyd, Zeppelin, und auch Tool (wer auch eine Östliche/goa-mäßig Einfluß hat) sind auf jeden Fall Einflüße.

Du musst unbedingt die Musikvideo anschauen. Es wird später heute offiziell veröffentlicht, aber du kannst ihn jetzt anhören wenn du magst:

youtu.be/ocHN7SoB3dM

genieße Griechenland! ;)

#14 to #13 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]

Oh sorry. Hab nur kurz reingehört bei der Arbeit und nicht richtig gelesen...

Ich schaue später nach Feierabend! Sehr vielversprechend

Der Griechenland Urlaub ist leider schon wieder eine Woche vorbei...

#15 to #14 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]

wie geil seid ihr denn sowas liebe ich ja... wenn nach 3,5 minuten Intro plötzlich was abgeht

#16 to #15 - shivaspace (08/14/2015) [-]

ups war nicht eingeloggt

#6 - murrlogic (05/24/2015) [-]

#7 to #6 - fatminion (05/24/2015) [-]

**fatminion used "*roll picture*"**
**fatminion rolled image**don't do this to me... unless you can follow up with a **** version... or a telephone number...