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Age: 25
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Date Signed Up:11/05/2010
Last Login:1/08/2014
Location:Amsterdam
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latest user's comments

#45 - my birthday! 12/28/2012 on Roosevelt feels -2
#85 - when you get awy with it 12/28/2012 on Having sex at my parents'... +18
#71 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2012 on Well fuck +14
#130 - lamarisagoodname (12/29/2012) [-]
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Just kidding that's hilarious
#18 - I think you mean born on/around winter solstice. 12/26/2012 on Horus Shit +6
#14 - sorry 12/26/2012 on Skullomania +1
#76 - no 12/21/2012 on Eagle vs Deer -2
#147 - Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2012 on I prefer to kill em with... +1
User avatar #217 - twofreegerbils (12/13/2012) [-]
This guy knows what's up.
#19 - oh my god, three repeating, arbitrary digits that are complete… 12/12/2012 on Do you even Time Jump? +1
#71 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2012 on good dog +19
#99 - shazmothree Comment deleted by fatamerican
#21 - Most poorly executed screen shot ever  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2012 on Do you even relevent? +1
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#253 - There was once a safe time, but that was when rage comics rule… 12/01/2012 on True Story 0
#249 - I was just trying to share relevant information. Jeez, funnyju…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2012 on True Story -4
User avatar #251 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/01/2012) [-]
around here, if you tell a cool story about you getting laid or achieving success, you will get red thumbs. that's how it's always worked
User avatar #253 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
There was once a safe time, but that was when rage comics ruled the land.
#244 - I just thought we all appreciated stories about consensual sta… 12/01/2012 on True Story -4
#16 - too much porn 12/01/2012 on Strike BAck +4
#35 - You're still a nosey douche 12/01/2012 on Title -1
#240 - Comment to share an interesting anecdote, get thumbed down and…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/01/2012 on True Story -5
User avatar #246 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/01/2012) [-]
How is it interesting? You just told us your 14-year old girlfriend's vagina was tight. Hooray for you.
nobody gives a shit
User avatar #249 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
I was just trying to share relevant information. Jeez, funnyjunk gets pissed off for no particular reason these days.
User avatar #251 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/01/2012) [-]
around here, if you tell a cool story about you getting laid or achieving success, you will get red thumbs. that's how it's always worked
User avatar #253 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
There was once a safe time, but that was when rage comics ruled the land.
User avatar #243 - venoshto (12/01/2012) [-]
and where is the anecdote? where is the interesting? where the fuck is waldo?
User avatar #244 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
I just thought we all appreciated stories about consensual statutory rape around here.
#16 - i am not a cat on any of these days 12/01/2012 on Every week... 0
#237 - Picture 12/01/2012 on True Story -15
#228 - Comment deleted  [+] (12 new replies) 12/01/2012 on True Story -14
#239 - TheRedDragon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #292 - skumbaner (12/01/2012) [-]
What did he say?
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User avatar #240 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
Comment to share an interesting anecdote, get thumbed down and called a liar. Well okay.
User avatar #246 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/01/2012) [-]
How is it interesting? You just told us your 14-year old girlfriend's vagina was tight. Hooray for you.
nobody gives a shit
User avatar #249 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
I was just trying to share relevant information. Jeez, funnyjunk gets pissed off for no particular reason these days.
User avatar #251 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/01/2012) [-]
around here, if you tell a cool story about you getting laid or achieving success, you will get red thumbs. that's how it's always worked
User avatar #253 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
There was once a safe time, but that was when rage comics ruled the land.
User avatar #243 - venoshto (12/01/2012) [-]
and where is the anecdote? where is the interesting? where the fuck is waldo?
User avatar #244 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
I just thought we all appreciated stories about consensual statutory rape around here.
#235 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/01/2012) [-]
haha, no you didn't.
#237 - fatamerican (12/01/2012) [-]
#35 - That one doesn't need a comma. It's just unfortunately worded.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2012 on A cautionary tale +11
User avatar #48 - ilovehitler (12/01/2012) [-]
It could be used like "Help your uncle, Jack, off his horse.

But you would have to pause at the commas, and many people don't.
Maybe you should just say "Help your uncle off his horse."
#44 - Using manatees for burgers just because they're called "s… 11/30/2012 on The secret ingredient +2
#15 - Because My American Cousin is a classic  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2012 on would not recommend +11
User avatar #16 - rolston (11/30/2012) [-]
well played
#30 - I hear it smells like humans 11/30/2012 on Sea World +2
#178 - Picture 11/29/2012 on Does it really work? +15
#9 - Going to Cage-ifornia 11/22/2012 on Jimmy Cage +1

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User avatar #49 - aAaaB (10/14/2012) [-]
**aAaaB rolls 29**
User avatar #46 - fatamerican (06/04/2012) [-]
**fatamerican made funnyjunk**
#44 - joshthebassplayer (03/04/2012) [-]
not sure why i have this
User avatar #40 - fatamerican (10/08/2011) [-]
**fatamerican rolls 33**
User avatar #43 to #40 - joshthebassplayer (01/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #41 to #40 - fatamerican (10/08/2011) [-]
FINALLY.
User avatar #39 - fatamerican (10/08/2011) [-]
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User avatar #38 - fatamerican (10/08/2011) [-]
**fatamerican rolls 29**
*roll 2*
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User avatar #34 - fatamerican (10/08/2011) [-]
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User avatar #31 - fatamerican (10/08/2011) [-]
*roll2*
#28 - joshthebassplayer (09/18/2011) [-]
**joshthebassplayer rolled a random image**
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User avatar #29 to #25 - fatamerican (09/18/2011) [-]
what the **** ?!?!?!
#30 to #29 - joshthebassplayer (09/18/2011) [-]
**joshthebassplayer rolled a random image** idk maybe this on will be better
**joshthebassplayer rolled a random image** idk maybe this on will be better
User avatar #24 - joshthebassplayer (08/22/2011) [-]
**joshthebassplayer rolls 35** dubs and i punch lance in the face next time i see him
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