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#33 - What study?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Vapes 0
User avatar #34 - TigerShark (05/21/2015) [-]
There was a bullshit study that tried to prove that juice from ecigs could be turned into formaldehyde when vaped at 5 volts. They used completely outdated batteries that were used in a way that was never intended for that type of battery, and ejuice that you can't even get in the us without going out of your way to import shitty juice. Also the amount of formaldehyde they found was apparently not enough to kill you if you vaped all day every day for 50 years, using that same setup.

It was a dumb scare tactic payed for by big tobacco companies and has been disproven completely
#733 - Picture 05/20/2015 on GIF contest +2
#45 - You remind me of ron's wife from parks and rec  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on No makeup 0
User avatar #47 - aurumia (05/20/2015) [-]
...I never saw it. Now I will have to add it to my summer watch list.
#22 - That's ******* gross, why would I want to eat semi-melt… 05/19/2015 on It's not hentai if you call... 0
#22 - I bet you don't even turn away as though you were about to mov… 05/19/2015 on Every single time 0
#7 - Only 4%!?!? I didn't know the majority of americans were stupid... 05/18/2015 on Well the evidence is there +1
#13 - I love it when I get the item I want and the person behind me …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Every single time 0
#20 - tvfreakuk (05/19/2015) [-]
> not waiting until the person you were standing behind has left the aisle
what plebs
#22 - fasthink (05/19/2015) [-]
I bet you don't even turn away as though you were about to move, but then turn back in front of the shelf and look over your shoulder to catch a brief, sweet glimpse of their disappointed faces turn away from you in shame you fucking srub
#67 - Are you a minority? If so, yes. 05/18/2015 on Epic Job Application +4
#2 - I thought un vaccinated children were only a risk to those who…  [+] (20 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Richie Rich +51
User avatar #25 - zoologyexplain (05/17/2015) [-]
Nope, Unvaccinated kids have an exponentially higher chance of the disease within then mutating into a strain that is vaccine-resistant.
User avatar #13 - frutus (05/17/2015) [-]
Even though you are vaccinated, you can still get the disease and spread it, but it wont affect you
User avatar #12 - chuckledarkly (05/17/2015) [-]
nope. vaccinated kids can infect everyone even people who HAVE been vaccinated.
#18 - anonymous (05/17/2015) [-]
So basically what you're saying is vaccines are useless?
User avatar #31 - chuckledarkly (05/17/2015) [-]
yes. Unless EVERYONE gets vaccinated there is risk to us all. thus why people are getting so mad about this topic.
User avatar #21 - butwhynot (05/17/2015) [-]
Google herd immunity.
User avatar #22 - ninjaroo (05/17/2015) [-]
Herd immunity isn't the concept you're looking for. Herd immunity is when people who aren't immune are protected by those that are. The problem Anon is referring to is caused by the continuous evolution of the disease. If an unvaccinated child gets sick, the pathogen might mutate, and the vaccine becomes useless because some dumb shit didn't get their child vaccinated.
#29 - senorfrog (05/17/2015) [-]
It's not just mutations, that's antigenic drift and that is from the herd immunity since you can't vaccinate everyone, there is also antigenic shift where every generation (20 years) where the disease isn't kiled off, it will just change it's coding causing all vaccines against it at that time to be useless.Both things are right, not just saying mutations. The trick is getting everyone vaccinated to the HUMAN ONLY diseases and wipeing them out, there will be people who can't take the vaccine but we need to force the ones who choose not to take them to take them. I just finished microbiology last wednesday
User avatar #11 - waacson (05/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #8 - misterspectre (05/17/2015) [-]
Cadbury is using whether someone is vaccinated or not as a way to judge who they are. Richie would be fine, but he's warning him that the children may have parents that don't care enough about them.
User avatar #9 - minorian (05/17/2015) [-]
I don't think the joke in a kids' movie is supposed to be that dark. I think it's just a stereotypical elitist butler joke, comparing a bunch of working class kids to animals in a manner that is not supposed to be taken seriously
#7 - lordfohawk (05/17/2015) [-]
to a certain degree, yes. Long story short your body fights pathogens much faster and better the second time around, so most vaccines are basically introducing the pathogen's antigens to your antibodies for faster recognition. If you're already vaccinated then you could still contract whatever the organism is but your body should kill it fast enough for there to be no noticeable difference. The other big point about it is heard immunity, the whole umbrella analogy, in which case non-vaccinated people can get the disease and spread it amongst eachother, increasing your chance of ever getting it.
#6 - anonymous (05/17/2015) [-]
The vaccinated kids have more of a chance of contracting the disease from the vaccine than the natural disease after being vaccinated. They want to vaccinate everyone so they're gonna try to scare people in the usual fashion and call the people who oppose mandatory vaccination stupid. I think people should be able to do whatever they want with themselves and their children so long as they don't hurt anyone. So then you get people who say that the unvaccinated people are a danger to everyone and this is what happens. You get these assholes telling people whats good for them because some other assholes told them the same shit. The world falls in line one way or another and the assholes at the top just laugh and count their stacks from selling this shit.
#30 - karlKroenen (05/17/2015) [-]
Wow...What amazes me is that you put so much effort into this and wrote something so long and still somehow managed to make absolutely no sense whatsoever.
#16 - greyblade (05/17/2015) [-]
>so long as they don't hurt anyone
it's already been established that not vaccinating can effect anyone the non-vaccinated child comes in contact with
>count their stacks from selling this shit
see, this is why a lot of anti-vaccinators are american. in many other countries, vaccinations are, like most healthcare, free. this kinda kills the profit argument, or at least means it makes no sense for the government to ignore it.
User avatar #15 - thijsofbodom (05/17/2015) [-]
do you have any idea at all how modern vaccines work?
#10 - anonymous (05/17/2015) [-]
This is some high grade bullshit right here, read up on some vaccines before you throw your shit in the fan. Many vaccines don't even give you an inactive version of the decease, but rather an agent that provoke the same antibodies.
User avatar #5 - emiyashirou (05/17/2015) [-]
Have a metaphor. Let's say wearing a bullet proof vest, would you rather be shot at with just a couple of bullets, or hundreds of bullets?
User avatar #4 - fiahhawt (05/17/2015) [-]
Vaccines make you better at recovering from what you get vaccinated to. You're not impervious.
User avatar #3 - flippytrixfordiner (05/17/2015) [-]
the vaccinations help build up a resistance to the disease or whatever it is.

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