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faridahmalik

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Interests: Flying, Adam Jensen
Date Signed Up:5/02/2013
Last Login:9/13/2014
Location:Detroit
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Content Thumbs: 475 total,  545 ,  70
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latest user's comments

#8 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Snowden reference +140
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#7 - Picture 08/10/2013 on Snowden reference +23
#2 - This came from my wut folder. 08/10/2013 on We must go to Scotland ! 0
#2 - I think everyone can agree, prometheus was a **** movie.  [+] (43 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Handsome Squidward -46
User avatar #149 - Rockonfreakybro (08/11/2013) [-]
look at this guy thinking funnyjunk can agree on something
User avatar #143 - pabloenis (08/11/2013) [-]
I just hated the woman. I wanted her to die first, she's just so stupid.
User avatar #105 - ninjascantcatchme (08/10/2013) [-]
You have successfully launched a true shitstorm.
#106 - faridahmalik (08/10/2013) [-]
Finally, some meaning to my life. The anticipation, waiting for the next person to reply to a comment. That pure thrill.
User avatar #139 - austone (08/11/2013) [-]
There are no Snoops inside the bridge. Why is that?
User avatar #92 - mindgerb (08/10/2013) [-]
"We're on an alien planet trillions of lightyears away from earth HEY LETS TAKE OUR HELMETS OFF LOL!"
#68 - drunkgoat (08/10/2013) [-]
The first Alien movie wasn't meet with the same acclaim that it is given to this day. It was actually titled as a somewhat mediocre. I think the same will happen to Prometheus. I think one day in the future it will be more appreciated.
User avatar #64 - jimboismynameo (08/10/2013) [-]
oh look a wrong opinion

jokes aside i enjoyed the movie, sure it could have been a bit better

Michael fassbender was brilliant and i will always like noomi rapace for the girl with the dragon tattoo (swedish versions)
#51 - Pred has deleted their comment.
#82 - akkere (08/10/2013) [-]
>they could have at least watch Alien before making it

Yeah, can't believe how directors these days don't watch their own movies.
#115 - Pred (08/10/2013) [-]
alzheimer is a bitch
User avatar #49 - sedativechunk (08/10/2013) [-]
... I love Prometheus. I never understood all the hate for the film. Honestly I thought it was a masterpiece. The CGI was superb, the story wasn't that bad, it seemed tried and true to the original concept of the Alien movies. Think how many sci fi films go to the extent the Prometheus did in this day and age? It was a true, hardcore sci fi movie at heart. I really don't care what fans/critics think, if I like it, I like it, everyone else can piss off.
#47 - reiconex (08/10/2013) [-]
To be fair, it's the dialogue that killed it for me, but besides that the movie was enjoyable
#87 - priestoftheoldones (08/10/2013) [-]
That picture.
User avatar #44 - spoogeyboi (08/10/2013) [-]
You're an idiot. That movie was pretty good.
User avatar #34 - landartheconqueror (08/10/2013) [-]
i liked it
#29 - navadae (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - chiktikkavaspaus (08/10/2013) [-]
I liked it.
User avatar #26 - tylerneihoff (08/10/2013) [-]
I disagree. I enjoyed it.
User avatar #30 - faridahmalik (08/10/2013) [-]
Just because you enjoyed it, doesn't mean it's not a piece of shit.
#36 - radiohazard (08/10/2013) [-]
#137 - dsgbiohazard (08/11/2013) [-]
Just a relevant picture.
#61 - faridahmalik (08/10/2013) [-]
I have controversial views, clearly.
User avatar #122 - newant (08/10/2013) [-]
"controversial views"
"I think everyone can agree..."
User avatar #78 - cyanskater (08/10/2013) [-]
"controversial views" "It's a piece of shit"
Nah, you just sound like a retard.
#86 - faridahmalik (08/10/2013) [-]
How is having a strong opinion on something make me sound like a retard? If everyone who ever insulted something sounds like a retard, what does that make you for insulting me?
User avatar #96 - ninjaspartan (08/10/2013) [-]
The guy who insulted you that wasn't a retard.
User avatar #32 - propanex (08/10/2013) [-]
YOUR OPINION SUCKS, MY OPINION IS BETTER!
User avatar #21 - deepgreen (08/10/2013) [-]
*Let's do some science* Stick sensor into ancient petrified alien skull and blow it up 5 seconds after finding it.

*Lets do some science* Get one reading air might be breathable, take masks off and don't give a shit about contamination.


*Lets do some science* The DNA of these monsters is identical to ours. They must be our creators! Wrong, all it means is that they're human.


*Let's go on a dangerous adventure* Only weapons are flamethrowers and axes.


*Find previous dead friend in front of spacecraft with legs in a very unnatural position* Let's open the gate and prod him with a stick.


*Robot steals jars without anyone noticing* Puts them in the freezer where anyone can see them.

I got lazy, didn't want to type any more.
User avatar #91 - akkere (08/10/2013) [-]
Couple problems with your first four points.

1. They were trying to bring the alien's nervous system to activity and use the sensor to understand how it worked.

2. "Air might be breathable" translates to a number of things - they might've detected for any degree of contamination beforehand, whether radioactive or pathogenic (they would've known if the planet was radioactive right off the bat anyway), as well as obviously detecting if there was a degree of oxygen content suitable for breathing, and even then they were cautious about taking the helmets off until the person running the scouting decided to take the helmet off as part of his reckless nature; that's called character.

3. They implied it because they assumed the alien was advanced on account of the ancient signs they left that heavily predated us. Only one of them was really fanatical towards the idea; that's called character.

4. It wasn't a military expedition. These weren't space marines, they were scientists.
#54 - Ken M (08/10/2013) [-]
You've convinced me. Just an acknowledgment of your points.
User avatar #25 - esmebuffay (08/10/2013) [-]
The biggest thing for me was the guy getting near the snake thing, first of all it's an alien, you have no idea what it's capable of, second of all it's hissing at you, that's the universal animal sigh for "fuck off or you're dead" but the worst thing is the guy's supposed to be a genius, they're all supposed to be geniuses but they act like morons.
User avatar #65 - jimboismynameo (08/10/2013) [-]
book smart people often lack the crucial thing that is common sense
#19 - Ken M (08/10/2013) [-]
it was as good as alien
#18 - Ken M (08/10/2013) [-]
as someone who has never seen any of the alien movies, i thought prometheus was an okay movie
User avatar #9 - asasqw (08/10/2013) [-]
Confusing, plot holes, trying to link to something far superior, destroying established cannon, sounds like a prequel movie to me.
User avatar #11 - skroll (08/10/2013) [-]
A plot hole is where something in the movie contradicts something else... Prometheus just had some unexplained things in it, rather than any plot holes.
User avatar #15 - diablojoe (08/10/2013) [-]
Gaps in revelevant information are a form of Plot Hole
User avatar #12 - asasqw (08/10/2013) [-]
Go on billion dollar expedition because of things written on wall..
User avatar #13 - skroll (08/10/2013) [-]
If you watch the viral TED talks video and visit the fake weyland corp website you can see that they were already planning this for a long time
User avatar #7 - kermaperuna (08/10/2013) [-]
to be honest i enjoyed it but it could've been way better
User avatar #151 - thespartanpony (08/11/2013) [-]
I had no idea it was related to Alien until the end and i was like OMGHOLYSHITWTFBBQ
User avatar #50 - jaynsilentbob (08/10/2013) [-]
that is the best description of Prometheus. Thank you.
#327 - NIce to know you like it. I actually take piano lessons from t… 08/09/2013 on People need to see this 0
#230 - Just thought someone might be interested, these guys are the e…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2013 on People need to see this +1
#251 - trainverse (08/09/2013) [-]
this is awesome thanks for sharing
User avatar #327 - faridahmalik (08/09/2013) [-]
NIce to know you like it. I actually take piano lessons from their bassist, they run a music school nearby.
#163 - Comment deleted 08/09/2013 on Games 0
#284 - Nathan Fillion 08/09/2013 on Movie Adaptations Of... -1
#7 - Buy something (a porn mag or a sex toy), put them in his locke… 08/08/2013 on Please help me FJ +1
#85 - Thank you, kind sir. 08/08/2013 on Scumbag Elizabeth 0
#39 - Picture 08/08/2013 on New Futurama +23
#69 - Comment deleted 08/08/2013 on Just some quotes 0
#34 - you have the gif without the text?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Scumbag Elizabeth 0
#84 - matralith (08/08/2013) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #85 - faridahmalik (08/08/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir.
#33 - She could (almost) beat the game without your help. 08/08/2013 on Scumbag Elizabeth 0
#380 - Picture 08/07/2013 on A Fellow FunnyJunker -16
#23 - "not so fast!"  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2013 on there is no escape 0
User avatar #28 - unikornanarkyh (08/07/2013) [-]
A wild Kha'zix appears.
It's super effective.
#98 - oh, that would make a lot more sense. 08/04/2013 on He Was Disappointed +1
#96 - Mine was a few hours, yours a few days. Just saying.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2013 on He Was Disappointed 0
User avatar #97 - klaes (08/04/2013) [-]
Ah, you misunderstood me. I meant I responded late
User avatar #98 - faridahmalik (08/04/2013) [-]
oh, that would make a lot more sense.
#53 - **** , no wonder they think we're stupid. 08/04/2013 on Dammit Poland! 0
#78 - Picture 08/04/2013 on Faith in humanity (Worth... 0
#53 - Picture 08/04/2013 on Extream Zoom +13
#59 - That sounds about right for me. 08/03/2013 on What would you do? again +1
#18 - That would be pretty impressive actually. Biologically. 08/03/2013 on FREE PHONE NUMBER -1
#50 - That's the joke, just like misty's a water type trainer, and s… 08/03/2013 on Fake names +8
#74 - Not at all, actually. 08/03/2013 on Zombie +1

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User avatar #5 - snakefire (08/26/2013) [-]
I really like your username.
User avatar #7 to #5 - faridahmalik (08/26/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir, and thank you for the picture, it's amazing.
User avatar #8 to #7 - snakefire (08/26/2013) [-]
No problem. Malik was my favorite and I tried my hardest to save her every time on hard mode.

I reloaded like 30 times before I gave up and accepted her death.
User avatar #9 to #8 - faridahmalik (08/26/2013) [-]
There's some strategies to it, I've seen videos of people doing it with no kills, but even following them, it took me about 20 do overs (plus the 20 before I looked up a guide).
User avatar #1 - nortledrones (07/11/2013) [-]
You got over 1600 thumbs on one comment, how do you feel?
User avatar #3 to #1 - faridahmalik (07/11/2013) [-]
Also, it's only about 1000
User avatar #4 to #3 - nortledrones (07/11/2013) [-]
Oh I miss read it. At least I was one of those thumbs!
User avatar #2 to #1 - faridahmalik (07/11/2013) [-]
I feel like I have achieved greatness, and need nothing else in life.
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