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Interests: Flying, Adam Jensen
Date Signed Up:5/02/2013
Last Login:9/13/2014
Location:Detroit
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#1 - < but he's not (serious about farming)  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Somepeople... +5
#5 - superpianobros (09/07/2013) [-]
I fucking love that game.
#4 - legitlymature (09/07/2013) [-]
HARVEST MOON FUCK YEAH!
#9 - They are religiously against... catering a wedding? No, that's…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Lesbians... Why +3
User avatar #18 - skypatrol (09/06/2013) [-]
No, they are religiously against lesbian marriage. It didn't feel right for them support that wedding.
It is violating the first amendment.
User avatar #20 - iamnuff (09/06/2013) [-]
so? i'm not asking them to take part in my hypothetical gay wedding, i'm asking them to bake a fucking cake.
#21 - argoniansrule (09/06/2013) [-]
maybe you should ask them to bake a cake, and not tell them the reason the cake is being made, hmm?
"I want a big ass cake, like that one"
*start pointing at a wedding cake*
"a wedding cake, what's the occassion?"
"the ocassion is I want a fucking cake, what's it to do with you?"
User avatar #31 - skypatrol (09/06/2013) [-]
They were catering the wedding. Not just making the cake.
Kinda hard to keep that from them.
But this is a family business too.
User avatar #52 - iamnuff (09/07/2013) [-]
who the bride and groom are, or groom and groom, or such, is of no relevance.


if i was asking the baker to marry me, i can understand why he/she would refuse, for religious reasons as well as personal ones, but the wedding itself has nothing to do with him, his entire job to to provide food, who puts who's dick where should never come into it.
#2 - No, I made sure to spec into "run silently." 09/06/2013 on Stealth 0
#11 - Wait, some people don't do that? I thought it was universal. 09/06/2013 on Just play it cool -3
#218 - **faridahmalik rolled a random image posted in comment #4 a… 09/04/2013 on You have a Waifu 0
#49 - Picture 09/04/2013 on Confidence +4
#21 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2013 on Evil plan -20
#24 - mvtjets (09/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - iridium (09/03/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#208 - Picture 09/02/2013 on Facts you didn't know +1
#134 - Have you ever been bullied? It's not fun. It socially represse…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2013 on Look Mittens +2
User avatar #281 - largeheadphones (09/02/2013) [-]
I've been on both sides of the fence, I bullied, No actually I don't think it was bullying, I just have a natural ability of making jokes and saying things that make people upset or mad. But then in high school I was still bullied by a few people, and I did some bullying.
#52 - Picture 09/02/2013 on Dem Moves +1
#163 - come on, that's an alien language used on Star Trek. 09/01/2013 on Fun Facts!! 0
#33 - Lifehack #666: you can buy pomegranate juice.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Indeed +1
#42 - ddylann (08/31/2013) [-]
yeah and i can buy applejuice to doesnt mean i never want an apple again
#25 - Garrus thread?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2013 on The best we could 0
#26 - theshadowed (08/30/2013) [-]
FUCK YEAH GARRUS THREAD?
#30 - Goddamn love that movie. 08/30/2013 on Breakfasting Bad 0
#188 - god why 08/30/2013 on Cringe +2
#3 - and you don't have an IT department?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/30/2013 on High schools mistake 0
User avatar #12 - cousin (08/30/2013) [-]
Back when I was in school, I could easily outsmart the 4 ICT technicians there anyway. Most schools hire useless technicians from what I have seen...
#5 - lulzalot (08/30/2013) [-]
i think the way its set up is that the teacher of the class your in can view it but they either dont know how or dont care
User avatar #6 - brobathehutt (08/30/2013) [-]
They don't care because most of the students are a waste of time anyways...
#7 - lulzalot (08/30/2013) [-]
especially with how much the teachers are making
User avatar #8 - brobathehutt (08/30/2013) [-]
Yeah high school teachers are just fucked.
#9 - lulzalot (08/30/2013) [-]
fuck ya, ive only met 4 teachers that actually care about students
#1 - My school uses laptops for everything, but things like FJ are …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/30/2013 on High schools mistake 0
#2 - lulzalot (08/30/2013) [-]
they can but none of the teachers know how its fucking awsome
User avatar #3 - faridahmalik (08/30/2013) [-]
and you don't have an IT department?
User avatar #12 - cousin (08/30/2013) [-]
Back when I was in school, I could easily outsmart the 4 ICT technicians there anyway. Most schools hire useless technicians from what I have seen...
#5 - lulzalot (08/30/2013) [-]
i think the way its set up is that the teacher of the class your in can view it but they either dont know how or dont care
User avatar #6 - brobathehutt (08/30/2013) [-]
They don't care because most of the students are a waste of time anyways...
#7 - lulzalot (08/30/2013) [-]
especially with how much the teachers are making
User avatar #8 - brobathehutt (08/30/2013) [-]
Yeah high school teachers are just fucked.
#9 - lulzalot (08/30/2013) [-]
fuck ya, ive only met 4 teachers that actually care about students
#1 - So, if she was a virgin, you could say... he went whe… 08/30/2013 on Question.... +4
#22 - Or maybe just maybe people occasionally pl… 08/30/2013 on A mission to save our... +1
#220 - Basically, we want oil to continue to flow from the middle eas… 08/30/2013 on US Military Problems 0
#76 - Picture 08/29/2013 on Lady Stuff 0
#8 - As long as Desmond is less of an idiot, fine. 08/29/2013 on Assassin's Creed Movie +2
#5 - **faridahmalik rolled a random comment #5942002 posted by … 08/29/2013 on Dreams 0
#1 - Stop laughing at him, lightbulb. It could happen to anyone. 08/29/2013 on Friendzoned +7
#37 - Maybe because he's based on a shakespeare character. 08/29/2013 on How it should have gone down. 0
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User avatar #5 - snakefire (08/26/2013) [-]
I really like your username.
User avatar #7 to #5 - faridahmalik (08/26/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir, and thank you for the picture, it's amazing.
User avatar #8 to #7 - snakefire (08/26/2013) [-]
No problem. Malik was my favorite and I tried my hardest to save her every time on hard mode.

I reloaded like 30 times before I gave up and accepted her death.
User avatar #9 to #8 - faridahmalik (08/26/2013) [-]
There's some strategies to it, I've seen videos of people doing it with no kills, but even following them, it took me about 20 do overs (plus the 20 before I looked up a guide).
User avatar #1 - nortledrones (07/11/2013) [-]
You got over 1600 thumbs on one comment, how do you feel?
User avatar #3 to #1 - faridahmalik (07/11/2013) [-]
Also, it's only about 1000
User avatar #4 to #3 - nortledrones (07/11/2013) [-]
Oh I miss read it. At least I was one of those thumbs!
User avatar #2 to #1 - faridahmalik (07/11/2013) [-]
I feel like I have achieved greatness, and need nothing else in life.
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