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#74 - Yes. 14 hours ago on Undercomp five 0
#72 - >Robot Strength capable of ripping it off  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Undercomp five 0
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#73 - warzon (15 hours ago) [-]
Listen, there is only so many things you could do.

That and you know, technically every human could do th-
Didn't I already tell you that?
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#74 - falgabird (14 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
#35 - OH MY ******* GOD THE LINK ONE ****** KILLED ME.… 01/07/2016 on Webm Comp part 44: Return... 0
#17 - He gets robo legs!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on Darth Mutherfucker +7
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#88 - greyhoundfd (01/05/2016) [-]
>Robo legs
Magic Legs
#54 - Also through datamining we know she may have 1: a pet that can…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Netflix and PentaChill 0
#55 - gladiacelt (01/02/2016) [-]
shit that doesn't sound too bad.
#51 - LEMME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE: Ullr is the God of Skiing…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Netflix and PentaChill +3
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#52 - gladiacelt (01/02/2016) [-]
holy shit, I was told different. Never you mind my dumbass about the previous comment. Thanks mate.
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#54 - falgabird (01/02/2016) [-]
Also through datamining we know she may have 1: a pet that can attack with her much like Zhong Kui's scrolls 2: a shit ton of ground targetting and 3: a dash. Also she'll likely be a hunter.
#55 - gladiacelt (01/02/2016) [-]
shit that doesn't sound too bad.
#49 - Bitch please  [+] (21 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Netflix and PentaChill +3
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#117 - canichaikait (01/02/2016) [-]
Nem and Artemis are bae. still waiting on that Art buff though
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#68 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh, please. Only scrubs like Hooker Tyr. She's just a walking ult.
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#72 - sarcasticone (01/02/2016) [-]
A walking ult that can make your life miserable.
#74 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
Like pretty much every ult in the game. Especially every single damn mage. A Nemesis can fuck you up. A Vulcan can fuck up your whole team from across the lane. A Janus can do it from across the map.
#75 - sarcasticone (01/02/2016) [-]
**sarcasticone used "*roll picture*"**
**sarcasticone rolled image**I hate facing janus with nox, mobility game too real. too true, she can be a walking tank if you get the right actives and time her abilities right
#76 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
Which is why I mostly play pure damage mages. Or used to. For some reason the launcher's been fucked for months and won't let me play.

Still, you don't need mobility when you can kill anything before it gets to you. Just pick Scylla or Goobis, farm like a motherfucker and build so much damage you're not even a glass cannon anymore. You're a glass orbital death ray.
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#157 - MrSquidward (01/02/2016) [-]
Scylla mentioned,


Swell with 5.5k worshipers and owning all her skins. seriously, I can't play enough of her. Child's Play skin was the sole reason I ever spent money on this game
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#166 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
Glad she finally got the recognition she deserved after the world championship.
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#169 - MrSquidward (01/02/2016) [-]
no one picks her in ranked and I still shit on every poseidon I go up against. Ive gotten a triple kill with my ult and stole gold fury at the same time.
#224 - torngear (01/03/2016) [-]
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#135 - aleypal (01/02/2016) [-]
a man after my own heart
#86 - daftiduck (01/02/2016) [-]
Scylla is the first mage I really liked to play.
The fact that you can casually walk into a teamfight and ult people again and again, dealing killing blows that break the 1000 damage barrier.
Still haven't had anything higher than a triple with anyone yet, which is surprising considering I could reliably hit my ult and played a decent Scylla.

Also, you won't believe me, but a couple of months before the 2014 Odyssey, I actually suggested a Red Riding Hood skin for her on the god & skin concepts forum.
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#87 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, she's the one who carried me to level 30, because of what an amazing scrub stomper she is. Only god to date which I've gotten up to mastery X. I prefer Anubis and Vulcan now, though. They're a bit more fun, because Goobis has no escapes, so you have to think a lot more about positioning and a proper Vulcan ult can make half the enemy team and some people on your team ragequit. It's great. He's the one I got my first quadra and the "Deal more than 1500 damage with a single ability" achievement. Would have been a penta if they didn't have a Kabrakan.
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#89 - daftiduck (01/02/2016) [-]
My only diamond is Cupid. I'm only mastery VI with Scylla at the moment, because a friend of mine used to main Hades so 90% of the time I was playing Cupid to combo his ult.
When I'm not playing Cupid though, my go-to gods tend to be Zhong Qui, Hel, and Scylla.
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#90 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
Fucking hell, I forgot about fucking Hel. The one god that would make me change my build just to throw in some damn anti-healing items in there.
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#93 - daftiduck (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, she's a bitch to play against, but I love her huge teamfight presence just because of her massive damage and healing potential.
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#94 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
Her character model is misleading. White healing Hel is the truly evil one. Bitch heals faster than my hunter can murder shit.
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#142 - daftiduck (01/02/2016) [-]
Just avoid her 1 at all costs when in a 1on1. It heals just about as much as it damages, so it's practically a 500 hp swing in her favor, not counting scaling.
Her 3 is dangerous enough with the amount it heals and deals; don't let her do both in 1 ability.
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#77 - sarcasticone (01/02/2016) [-]
Lol, no way. I love the lock down my nox gives. I'd rather have complete control of an opponent than pure damage as nox. besides nox hits like a truck if you get her combo off.
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#79 - thechosentroll (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, I usually go for damage, because I get matched with idiots and have to compensate for their underleveled asses in a teamfight. Which sucks, because I'm small, squishy and the enemy assassin is likely going to try and murder me horribly. I spend half the time just dodging all the shit being thrown at me.
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#82 - sarcasticone (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh I feels bad for you. I play with my friends or people I feel comfortable playing online with, it's a given I can focus on my role. I play solo q by myself also, so I understand you lol. Which is why I buy wards, oh my lord the ward usage is too real. I hate playing with randoms. Apolo is the most retardedly op carry I've ever seen. Jesus , but tbf it's been a few months since I've played smite but the memories are there.
#39 - > Oral cavity full of rotating gears to facilitate facial e…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on Undercomp five 0
#40 - warzon (12/27/2015) [-]
Techincally, all hands can crush metal due to the fact that your body isn't always running on emergency shit, like a car trapped on a baby or something. That and he's too fabulous to crush your dick.

Some theorys is that the heart is like, goo from the pic related.
#14 - Yes but its still the same rehashed joke over and over. I pers… 12/27/2015 on Anon carries a gun +1
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#7 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
I draw RWBY art

What do you think?
User avatar #8 to #7 - falgabird ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Love it. Now draw Pyyrha and Penny fighting over who's prettier
#9 to #8 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
Already in the middle of a Blake commission
User avatar #10 to #9 - falgabird ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Someone lost a fight with Penny.... The strings... Pinocchio thing...
#11 to #10 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
Actually she lost a fight to Lin.
#12 to #11 - falgabird ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
Strange cross over but its raising a very confused boner sooo....
#13 to #12 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
Here is some more Asami and Weiss
User avatar #4 - Thefirstpedobear (09/17/2013) [-]
Hey, do you have any more of DoctorSybil? I have some if you want to trade.
#1 - JSTNBEIBER (09/05/2012) [-]
Ey bro, you replied to my comment on ''Source?'' Just kinda wanted to know what you said sense the 24 hour rule kinda deleted the content...so yea
User avatar #2 to #1 - falgabird ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
i dont remember X_X
#3 to #2 - JSTNBEIBER (09/05/2012) [-]
Its fine, have a nice day sir or madam
Its fine, have a nice day sir or madam
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