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#32 - Well, I cringe like hell when I read your comments.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Liam Nesson +19
User avatar #41 - itsmewaffle (02/14/2015) [-]
whoa savage
#90 - Literally dying you say?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on Yuki kuuuun 0
User avatar #101 - kolya (02/11/2015) [-]
girl dressed as Yuno knocking at my door at night...she can rip my dick with her teeth if she wants
#10 - Picture 02/10/2015 on Checkout dividers +7
#72 - Priscilla, man. To this day, I have not killed her on… 02/10/2015 on Shawn 0
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#5 - papafrank (02/09/2015) [-]
#64 - Hopefully, they'll do a good port, not a half-assed attempt. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on Shawn 0
#65 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
I still find it funny to send an email to namco or from detailing how they got shown up by a goddamn modder.
#61 - **** .  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Shawn +1
#62 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Dark souls did take over half a year before becoming a PC game, maybe they'll port it like they did with Ryze.
User avatar #64 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Hopefully, they'll do a good port, not a half-assed attempt.

It already happened once

Tsk DS1 tsk
#65 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
I still find it funny to send an email to namco or from detailing how they got shown up by a goddamn modder.
#57 - That is indeed true. It is still a good game, more th…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Shawn +1
#59 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Ps4 exclusive.
User avatar #61 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Fuck.
#62 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Dark souls did take over half a year before becoming a PC game, maybe they'll port it like they did with Ryze.
User avatar #64 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Hopefully, they'll do a good port, not a half-assed attempt.

It already happened once

Tsk DS1 tsk
#65 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
I still find it funny to send an email to namco or from detailing how they got shown up by a goddamn modder.
#54 - >> #52 , I do enjoy some Dark Souls 2, but it …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Shawn +1
#55 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Neat. sometimes I wish I had any photoshop skills.
A friend of mine told me that Dark souls 2 fixed everything that was wrong with Dark souls 1, and then forgot about everything that made Dark souls 1 great.
User avatar #57 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
That is indeed true.

It is still a good game, more than can be said about the under-average shit moneysucking corporations release nowadays.

I have high faith in Bloodbourne, though. Seems like a very good game.
#59 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Ps4 exclusive.
User avatar #61 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Fuck.
#62 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Dark souls did take over half a year before becoming a PC game, maybe they'll port it like they did with Ryze.
User avatar #64 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Hopefully, they'll do a good port, not a half-assed attempt.

It already happened once

Tsk DS1 tsk
#65 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
I still find it funny to send an email to namco or from detailing how they got shown up by a goddamn modder.
#51 - Are you sure I sound mad? I'm pretty chill here. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on Shawn -1
#52 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Pretty chill
>Just gets told, wrecked, and fucked over by making assumptions and getting ruined
>180 hours of gameplay, NG+3 on my main
KEK
KEK

DOUBLE KEK
IF you can't handle being wrong, don't get into an arguement and frustrate yourself.
Nothing wrong with having too much pride, just don't expect that to win you any debates.

Now you'll tell me you're a fan of Dark souls 2 aswell as 1.
#45 - Oh, I see. You've been getting rekt in pvp and now yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Shawn -1
#47 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
"Last played 1/12/2015"
And that was for Co-op with a friend too.
You sound really mad.
Dark souls was enjoyable for me, I liked fighting in PVP with friends, I enjoyed weird invaders,
and coop boss fights were fucking fun as hell.
But I'm not such a fanboy that i'll fool myself into thinking the story has depth,
the meta isn't broken as hell, and boss fights aren't simplistic and combat isn't lame.
#51 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Are you sure I sound mad?

I'm pretty chill here.

You should at least look a bit more into the story. I was a bit like you before playing it, but after giving it a good shot, I was completely enthralled by the story.

And sorry for that one god damn typo I made, I am Romanian, English is not my first language, obviously.
#52 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Pretty chill
>Just gets told, wrecked, and fucked over by making assumptions and getting ruined
>180 hours of gameplay, NG+3 on my main
KEK
KEK

DOUBLE KEK
IF you can't handle being wrong, don't get into an arguement and frustrate yourself.
Nothing wrong with having too much pride, just don't expect that to win you any debates.

Now you'll tell me you're a fan of Dark souls 2 aswell as 1.
#43 - Oh, and I'm sorry my one god damned typo destroyed the integer… 02/09/2015 on Shawn 0
#42 - Feels like I'm talking to a stone wall. 02/09/2015 on Shawn 0
#40 - You see, there's a teeny tiny issue with what you are saying t…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Shawn -1
#44 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
LOL
#45 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Oh, I see.

You've been getting rekt in pvp and now you're here to vent.

Go ahead bro, do it.
I'm here to listen.
#47 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
"Last played 1/12/2015"
And that was for Co-op with a friend too.
You sound really mad.
Dark souls was enjoyable for me, I liked fighting in PVP with friends, I enjoyed weird invaders,
and coop boss fights were fucking fun as hell.
But I'm not such a fanboy that i'll fool myself into thinking the story has depth,
the meta isn't broken as hell, and boss fights aren't simplistic and combat isn't lame.
#51 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Are you sure I sound mad?

I'm pretty chill here.

You should at least look a bit more into the story. I was a bit like you before playing it, but after giving it a good shot, I was completely enthralled by the story.

And sorry for that one god damn typo I made, I am Romanian, English is not my first language, obviously.
#52 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Pretty chill
>Just gets told, wrecked, and fucked over by making assumptions and getting ruined
>180 hours of gameplay, NG+3 on my main
KEK
KEK

DOUBLE KEK
IF you can't handle being wrong, don't get into an arguement and frustrate yourself.
Nothing wrong with having too much pride, just don't expect that to win you any debates.

Now you'll tell me you're a fan of Dark souls 2 aswell as 1.
#38 - Except that it is not a bunch of implied **** . …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Shawn 0
#41 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Lol no, it doesn't offer any story beyond the intro.
Bits of information scattered about, implied bits of information, and you can put it together in any fucking way you want to make different stories, and they're just as viable as the next one.
YOU failed in seeing depth in something that has none.
#42 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Feels like I'm talking to a stone wall.
#35 - So, you think that the game doesn't have a story And …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Shawn 0
#37 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Apparently I have to condense everything into one comment, otherwise you can't figure it out.
"Lore"
"Story"
Not the same thing.
It's a bunch of implied shit, and someone makes a video on how it fits together.
You watch the video, you "Understand" the "Story" which was made from a bunch of random shitty lore.
Someone else could make a video and make it seem coherent and complicated or deep, but it's not. You can take all the pieces of that puzzle and put them together in many different ways, making it pointless and unsatisfying to think about the story.
User avatar #38 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Except that it is not a bunch of implied shit.

The game doesn't offer you the story on a silver plate. It expects you, the player, to not be a dense motherfucker, and pay some god-damned golden attention.

You failed.
#41 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Lol no, it doesn't offer any story beyond the intro.
Bits of information scattered about, implied bits of information, and you can put it together in any fucking way you want to make different stories, and they're just as viable as the next one.
YOU failed in seeing depth in something that has none.
#42 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Feels like I'm talking to a stone wall.
#34 - >Implying Bioshock Infinite is realistic >Implying B…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Shawn 0
#39 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>played game
>beat game
>no clue about
omg lol he disagrees with me he neve rplayed game lol xDDD
Never claimed it wasn't realistic, isn't fantasy (Seriously? The word was right there. Spell it right you fucking illiterate)
As for strategy, that's arguable,and I already listed reasons why it does require you to fucking think

You just compared dark souls to real life, for example. That's stupid, because dark souls isn't close to real life, it's more akin to a shitty fantasy.
It also has no strategy. Even the PVP meta is shitty.
#43 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Oh, and I'm sorry my one god damned typo destroyed the integerty of my hole argument.
Next time ill be more carful with my wrlting.
I didnt now tht one mstke mks u ilitrt
I hop u cn 4giv me 4 da mistake I md.
Seriosuly now mane, your not even trying anymor.

Also, quick thingamajig here. Why do you want games to be so close to reality? The only reason I play games is so I can do what is seen as morally or socially wrong. I'm not trying to play a god damn second life, I'm trying to put myself in someone that I'm not's shoes, and see the world through their eyes.
#32 - The only thing I actually agree with on what you said is that …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Shawn 0
#36 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Bioshock infinite
>Pile of shit
If you cannot understand the difference between getting acurrate and good with your own powers,
understanding weapons and which ones are good for when, then you aren't going to ever accept that Dark souls combat is FUCKING LAME AS FUCK.

I explained it, how you learn your own shit, how YOU get good at hitting enemies, maneuvering around, how YOU figure out that using shock jockey on patriots stun them, that you figure out and decide which turrets/enemies to possess or attack first.
In dark souls, you learn a moveset, dodge, strike. It's simplistic and doesn't require you to develop any skills.
#40 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
You see, there's a teeny tiny issue with what you are saying there, and it revolves around the fact that you are not even trying.

You're, as I said, belittling a game you have no idea about.

Until the time has come that you actually played the game and paid the MINIMUM amount of attention to understand it, I shall give no fucks.

And by the way, everything you say makes no sense. Your subjectivity over the two games makes your argument really biased on one side. Naturally, this makes me belive that your argument basically nulifies itself.

#44 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
LOL
#45 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Oh, I see.

You've been getting rekt in pvp and now you're here to vent.

Go ahead bro, do it.
I'm here to listen.
#47 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
"Last played 1/12/2015"
And that was for Co-op with a friend too.
You sound really mad.
Dark souls was enjoyable for me, I liked fighting in PVP with friends, I enjoyed weird invaders,
and coop boss fights were fucking fun as hell.
But I'm not such a fanboy that i'll fool myself into thinking the story has depth,
the meta isn't broken as hell, and boss fights aren't simplistic and combat isn't lame.
#51 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Are you sure I sound mad?

I'm pretty chill here.

You should at least look a bit more into the story. I was a bit like you before playing it, but after giving it a good shot, I was completely enthralled by the story.

And sorry for that one god damn typo I made, I am Romanian, English is not my first language, obviously.
#52 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Pretty chill
>Just gets told, wrecked, and fucked over by making assumptions and getting ruined
>180 hours of gameplay, NG+3 on my main
KEK
KEK

DOUBLE KEK
IF you can't handle being wrong, don't get into an arguement and frustrate yourself.
Nothing wrong with having too much pride, just don't expect that to win you any debates.

Now you'll tell me you're a fan of Dark souls 2 aswell as 1.
#27 - Also, have you ever been in a fight? No, let's put it…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Shawn 0
#29 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>implying dark souls is realistic
>implying dark souls isn't fantasy
>implying dark souls has strategy
>implying a totally realistic game would be fun
You are completely letting subjectivity take place. The game isn't have as deep as you'd like to believe.
But lets keep this to one comment at a time from now on.
#34 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
>Implying Bioshock Infinite is realistic
>Implying Bioshock Infinite isn't fantesy
>Implying Bioshock Infinite has strategy
>implying a totally realistic game would be fun

I don't see your point here, so I'm just going to be blunt with you. You're mindlessly hating on a game that you have no clue about. Why is beyond me, though I do not care.
#39 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>played game
>beat game
>no clue about
omg lol he disagrees with me he neve rplayed game lol xDDD
Never claimed it wasn't realistic, isn't fantasy (Seriously? The word was right there. Spell it right you fucking illiterate)
As for strategy, that's arguable,and I already listed reasons why it does require you to fucking think

You just compared dark souls to real life, for example. That's stupid, because dark souls isn't close to real life, it's more akin to a shitty fantasy.
It also has no strategy. Even the PVP meta is shitty.
#43 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Oh, and I'm sorry my one god damned typo destroyed the integerty of my hole argument.
Next time ill be more carful with my wrlting.
I didnt now tht one mstke mks u ilitrt
I hop u cn 4giv me 4 da mistake I md.
Seriosuly now mane, your not even trying anymor.

Also, quick thingamajig here. Why do you want games to be so close to reality? The only reason I play games is so I can do what is seen as morally or socially wrong. I'm not trying to play a god damn second life, I'm trying to put myself in someone that I'm not's shoes, and see the world through their eyes.
#26 - No, I simply smell to much ******** in your argument. 02/09/2015 on Shawn 0
#25 - "No. There is no skill gained for the player, do you know…  [+] (17 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Shawn 0
#28 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
You sound mad. Do you have an attachment to the game that's clouding your judgement of the mechanics and story? are you making it too subjective?

In any other game, you don't waste time becoming familiar with the enemy and nothing more. In bioshock, you know how enemies act, you learn their moves really quickly, and each type of enemy has a trope that dictates their general strategy. You then try to defeat them through YOUR skills, not by knowing THEIR skills. You become good at hitting enemies while sliding around the place, that's skill, experience. You get accurrate and learn what weapons are good for what.
In dark souls, you learn each bosses moveset. You do not get good over time, unless you count dodging, which anyone gets good at. Dodging is reaction mechanics, the same as playing pong, like I said.
You dodge, slash at their weakpoint/feet, dodge, wait, repeat. Fun right?
You stop making mistakes once you memorize the bosses moveset. That's it.

As for maps, sometimes you have to sacrifice sense or coherency for the sake of gameplay. This can be bad if not done at all, and can be bad if done too much.
"Nobody else has a map" I don't remember being told that lol.
A map would help you figure out where to go and if you missed anything, like the tree hollow, or ash lake. which I almost did miss on my first go.

Yeah, sure you did. Sure you played it without a guide. omg ur so hardcore, I wish I was as good at games as you! I guess i'll settle for playing games that aren't shitty, fantasy psuedo RPGs with god awful PC ports.
User avatar #54 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
>>#52,

I do enjoy some Dark Souls 2, but it does not live up to the hype of the first one. The differences between the beta and the actual release are what grinds my gears the most.

By the way, I don't wanna brag and shit, but I'm the fuck that made that pic say "casul" instead of "casual", and now you're using it. Makes me feel better about myself in a sort of a way.
#55 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Neat. sometimes I wish I had any photoshop skills.
A friend of mine told me that Dark souls 2 fixed everything that was wrong with Dark souls 1, and then forgot about everything that made Dark souls 1 great.
User avatar #57 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
That is indeed true.

It is still a good game, more than can be said about the under-average shit moneysucking corporations release nowadays.

I have high faith in Bloodbourne, though. Seems like a very good game.
#59 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Ps4 exclusive.
User avatar #61 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Fuck.
#62 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Dark souls did take over half a year before becoming a PC game, maybe they'll port it like they did with Ryze.
User avatar #64 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Hopefully, they'll do a good port, not a half-assed attempt.

It already happened once

Tsk DS1 tsk
#65 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
I still find it funny to send an email to namco or from detailing how they got shown up by a goddamn modder.
#32 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
The only thing I actually agree with on what you said is that yes, the PC port was rubbish, but it was still better than what you call "god tier games"

You're constantly contradicting yourself, though, saying things like "You then try to defeat them through YOUR skills, not by knowing THEIR skills." and "You become good at hitting enemies while sliding around the place, that's skill, experience." while also saying "In dark souls, you learn each bosses moveset. You do not get good over time, unless you count dodging, which anyone gets good at. Dodging is reaction mechanics, the same as playing pong, like I said.
You dodge, slash at their weakpoint/feet, dodge, wait, repeat. Fun right? "

What you are trying to say is that your pile of shit is better than my equally big, equally brown, equally smelling pile of shit.

Oh shit

God damn it I fell for it.
#36 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Bioshock infinite
>Pile of shit
If you cannot understand the difference between getting acurrate and good with your own powers,
understanding weapons and which ones are good for when, then you aren't going to ever accept that Dark souls combat is FUCKING LAME AS FUCK.

I explained it, how you learn your own shit, how YOU get good at hitting enemies, maneuvering around, how YOU figure out that using shock jockey on patriots stun them, that you figure out and decide which turrets/enemies to possess or attack first.
In dark souls, you learn a moveset, dodge, strike. It's simplistic and doesn't require you to develop any skills.
#40 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
You see, there's a teeny tiny issue with what you are saying there, and it revolves around the fact that you are not even trying.

You're, as I said, belittling a game you have no idea about.

Until the time has come that you actually played the game and paid the MINIMUM amount of attention to understand it, I shall give no fucks.

And by the way, everything you say makes no sense. Your subjectivity over the two games makes your argument really biased on one side. Naturally, this makes me belive that your argument basically nulifies itself.

#44 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
LOL
#45 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Oh, I see.

You've been getting rekt in pvp and now you're here to vent.

Go ahead bro, do it.
I'm here to listen.
#47 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
"Last played 1/12/2015"
And that was for Co-op with a friend too.
You sound really mad.
Dark souls was enjoyable for me, I liked fighting in PVP with friends, I enjoyed weird invaders,
and coop boss fights were fucking fun as hell.
But I'm not such a fanboy that i'll fool myself into thinking the story has depth,
the meta isn't broken as hell, and boss fights aren't simplistic and combat isn't lame.
#51 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Are you sure I sound mad?

I'm pretty chill here.

You should at least look a bit more into the story. I was a bit like you before playing it, but after giving it a good shot, I was completely enthralled by the story.

And sorry for that one god damn typo I made, I am Romanian, English is not my first language, obviously.
#52 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Pretty chill
>Just gets told, wrecked, and fucked over by making assumptions and getting ruined
>180 hours of gameplay, NG+3 on my main
KEK
KEK

DOUBLE KEK
IF you can't handle being wrong, don't get into an arguement and frustrate yourself.
Nothing wrong with having too much pride, just don't expect that to win you any debates.

Now you'll tell me you're a fan of Dark souls 2 aswell as 1.
#20 - Though I agree, to some amount, that the PVP isn't as good as …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Shawn 0
#22 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Kek, it was just by bad design. GFWL had little to do with it, even on consoles it was bad.
>thumbing down comments
lol, mad.
User avatar #26 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
No, I simply smell to much bullshit in your argument.
#19 - So, what you are trying to say, with your reaaaally intricate …  [+] (24 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Shawn 0
#21 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
No. There is no skill gained for the player, do you know how to read?
You study a bosses moveset. That is all. once you know their moves, you just wait. It's just waiting. you let the boss try to attack, you dodge, you hit them if you can, then you wait.
Ever played Ocarina of Time? It's like that, except in that game you had interesting story, characters, and world, and there were moments that the combat was fun. It also never forced you to die.

Each boss requires a new moveset to be studied, or a new guide. That's the other problem, when most people have to read guides to figure out where to go. I don't think babysitting the player or holding their hand is neccessary, but forcing them into guides definately isn't.
Conveyance. If only dark souls had any, if only the NPCs would explain anything, if only there was an item that let you look over a map. And you'd solve alot of problems.
It requires the same skills pong does, but unlike other games, it requires nothing more.
Except for a guide, unless you'd rather waste time trying to stumble about the world to find that secret passageway, or how to get to seathe, or how to do anything of use.

That's bad, that's just bad gameplay.
User avatar #27 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Also, have you ever been in a fight?

No, let's put it another way.

In real life, you don't mindlessly attack your enemy. It doesn't work like that. Because your enemy will always do two very important things, block and retaliate.
The same thing happens in the game. You wait for an opportunity to strike, you take your time, you develop a strategy.

AD HOMINUM IMBOUND

But, I guess you like games that completely defy all normal rules. Seriously man, find me a man who lived after getting shot in the head a fuckton of times, and I'll find you a corpse.
#29 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>implying dark souls is realistic
>implying dark souls isn't fantasy
>implying dark souls has strategy
>implying a totally realistic game would be fun
You are completely letting subjectivity take place. The game isn't have as deep as you'd like to believe.
But lets keep this to one comment at a time from now on.
#34 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
>Implying Bioshock Infinite is realistic
>Implying Bioshock Infinite isn't fantesy
>Implying Bioshock Infinite has strategy
>implying a totally realistic game would be fun

I don't see your point here, so I'm just going to be blunt with you. You're mindlessly hating on a game that you have no clue about. Why is beyond me, though I do not care.
#39 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>played game
>beat game
>no clue about
omg lol he disagrees with me he neve rplayed game lol xDDD
Never claimed it wasn't realistic, isn't fantasy (Seriously? The word was right there. Spell it right you fucking illiterate)
As for strategy, that's arguable,and I already listed reasons why it does require you to fucking think

You just compared dark souls to real life, for example. That's stupid, because dark souls isn't close to real life, it's more akin to a shitty fantasy.
It also has no strategy. Even the PVP meta is shitty.
#43 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Oh, and I'm sorry my one god damned typo destroyed the integerty of my hole argument.
Next time ill be more carful with my wrlting.
I didnt now tht one mstke mks u ilitrt
I hop u cn 4giv me 4 da mistake I md.
Seriosuly now mane, your not even trying anymor.

Also, quick thingamajig here. Why do you want games to be so close to reality? The only reason I play games is so I can do what is seen as morally or socially wrong. I'm not trying to play a god damn second life, I'm trying to put myself in someone that I'm not's shoes, and see the world through their eyes.
User avatar #25 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
"No. There is no skill gained for the player, do you know how to read?
You study a bosses moveset. That is all. once you know their moves, you just wait. It's just waiting. you let the boss try to attack, you dodge, you hit them if you can, then you wait. "

I'm sorry, but, how the hell is that NOT experience.
When you learn how to play an instrument, do you not learn the fucking basics?
Do you go in all Mozart when you've never touched a fucking violin before?

No, you don't. You learn. All of the mistakes you make are what defines you. After a while, you stop making the mistakes, and start to become better. Through what? Through practice. The same principle applies to most games.

"Each boss requires a new moveset to be studied, or a new guide. That's the other problem, when most people have to read guides to figure out where to go. I don't think babysitting the player or holding their hand is neccessary, but forcing them into guides definately isn't.
Conveyance. If only dark souls had any, if only the NPCs would explain anything, if only there was an item that let you look over a map. And you'd solve alot of problems. "

You're put in a land that you have NO idea where is what and what is where. If no one else has a map, why should you? What makes you, the player, think you are so special and way above anything else in the game.

The game does exactly the opposite, it treats you like you treat it. You want a map, that's good, but if there are NO maps around, why do you think you'd be able to get one.

The first time I've played the game I wanted a completely clean experience. I've never once looked at a guide, instead prefering to look around on my own. The only thing I had read, up until that time, was the "Stay away from the skeletons around the start area, they are way over you."

And, by the way, what the hell do you mean by "It requires the same skills pong does, but unlike other games, it requires nothing more. " Because honestly, this makes no god damned sense at all. Does the game require you to move a paddle up and down, or are we talking about a completely different game altogether?

#28 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
You sound mad. Do you have an attachment to the game that's clouding your judgement of the mechanics and story? are you making it too subjective?

In any other game, you don't waste time becoming familiar with the enemy and nothing more. In bioshock, you know how enemies act, you learn their moves really quickly, and each type of enemy has a trope that dictates their general strategy. You then try to defeat them through YOUR skills, not by knowing THEIR skills. You become good at hitting enemies while sliding around the place, that's skill, experience. You get accurrate and learn what weapons are good for what.
In dark souls, you learn each bosses moveset. You do not get good over time, unless you count dodging, which anyone gets good at. Dodging is reaction mechanics, the same as playing pong, like I said.
You dodge, slash at their weakpoint/feet, dodge, wait, repeat. Fun right?
You stop making mistakes once you memorize the bosses moveset. That's it.

As for maps, sometimes you have to sacrifice sense or coherency for the sake of gameplay. This can be bad if not done at all, and can be bad if done too much.
"Nobody else has a map" I don't remember being told that lol.
A map would help you figure out where to go and if you missed anything, like the tree hollow, or ash lake. which I almost did miss on my first go.

Yeah, sure you did. Sure you played it without a guide. omg ur so hardcore, I wish I was as good at games as you! I guess i'll settle for playing games that aren't shitty, fantasy psuedo RPGs with god awful PC ports.
User avatar #54 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
>>#52,

I do enjoy some Dark Souls 2, but it does not live up to the hype of the first one. The differences between the beta and the actual release are what grinds my gears the most.

By the way, I don't wanna brag and shit, but I'm the fuck that made that pic say "casul" instead of "casual", and now you're using it. Makes me feel better about myself in a sort of a way.
#55 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Neat. sometimes I wish I had any photoshop skills.
A friend of mine told me that Dark souls 2 fixed everything that was wrong with Dark souls 1, and then forgot about everything that made Dark souls 1 great.
User avatar #57 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
That is indeed true.

It is still a good game, more than can be said about the under-average shit moneysucking corporations release nowadays.

I have high faith in Bloodbourne, though. Seems like a very good game.
#59 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Ps4 exclusive.
User avatar #61 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Fuck.
#62 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Dark souls did take over half a year before becoming a PC game, maybe they'll port it like they did with Ryze.
User avatar #64 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Hopefully, they'll do a good port, not a half-assed attempt.

It already happened once

Tsk DS1 tsk
#65 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
I still find it funny to send an email to namco or from detailing how they got shown up by a goddamn modder.
#32 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
The only thing I actually agree with on what you said is that yes, the PC port was rubbish, but it was still better than what you call "god tier games"

You're constantly contradicting yourself, though, saying things like "You then try to defeat them through YOUR skills, not by knowing THEIR skills." and "You become good at hitting enemies while sliding around the place, that's skill, experience." while also saying "In dark souls, you learn each bosses moveset. You do not get good over time, unless you count dodging, which anyone gets good at. Dodging is reaction mechanics, the same as playing pong, like I said.
You dodge, slash at their weakpoint/feet, dodge, wait, repeat. Fun right? "

What you are trying to say is that your pile of shit is better than my equally big, equally brown, equally smelling pile of shit.

Oh shit

God damn it I fell for it.
#36 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Bioshock infinite
>Pile of shit
If you cannot understand the difference between getting acurrate and good with your own powers,
understanding weapons and which ones are good for when, then you aren't going to ever accept that Dark souls combat is FUCKING LAME AS FUCK.

I explained it, how you learn your own shit, how YOU get good at hitting enemies, maneuvering around, how YOU figure out that using shock jockey on patriots stun them, that you figure out and decide which turrets/enemies to possess or attack first.
In dark souls, you learn a moveset, dodge, strike. It's simplistic and doesn't require you to develop any skills.
#40 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
You see, there's a teeny tiny issue with what you are saying there, and it revolves around the fact that you are not even trying.

You're, as I said, belittling a game you have no idea about.

Until the time has come that you actually played the game and paid the MINIMUM amount of attention to understand it, I shall give no fucks.

And by the way, everything you say makes no sense. Your subjectivity over the two games makes your argument really biased on one side. Naturally, this makes me belive that your argument basically nulifies itself.

#44 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
LOL
#45 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Oh, I see.

You've been getting rekt in pvp and now you're here to vent.

Go ahead bro, do it.
I'm here to listen.
#47 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
"Last played 1/12/2015"
And that was for Co-op with a friend too.
You sound really mad.
Dark souls was enjoyable for me, I liked fighting in PVP with friends, I enjoyed weird invaders,
and coop boss fights were fucking fun as hell.
But I'm not such a fanboy that i'll fool myself into thinking the story has depth,
the meta isn't broken as hell, and boss fights aren't simplistic and combat isn't lame.
#51 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Are you sure I sound mad?

I'm pretty chill here.

You should at least look a bit more into the story. I was a bit like you before playing it, but after giving it a good shot, I was completely enthralled by the story.

And sorry for that one god damn typo I made, I am Romanian, English is not my first language, obviously.
#52 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Pretty chill
>Just gets told, wrecked, and fucked over by making assumptions and getting ruined
>180 hours of gameplay, NG+3 on my main
KEK
KEK

DOUBLE KEK
IF you can't handle being wrong, don't get into an arguement and frustrate yourself.
Nothing wrong with having too much pride, just don't expect that to win you any debates.

Now you'll tell me you're a fan of Dark souls 2 aswell as 1.
#17 - So, what you mean to say is that you do not enjoy medieval-typ…  [+] (29 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Shawn 0
#18 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>medieval combat
It's unrealistic and shitty.
>better combat
Lol
>The ai isn't downright retarded
LOL
The Ai is fucking stupid and basic. This is a game from 2011, It's AI is not going to be special.
You can beat any boss easily, just by learning their moveset and reacting. You can beat the asylum demon with the broken sword.
As for combat, it looks good, that's about it. It's simple. You get a weapon, you attack when the boss isn't attacking, that's it. Normal enemies pose no threat unless you run at them swinging the weapon like crazy. Why do people think it's difficult?
Hell, even the PVP is shitty. and PvE is the grand central station of simplicity.
User avatar #20 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Though I agree, to some amount, that the PVP isn't as good as it could be, mainly because of the latency and GFWL than anything.
#22 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Kek, it was just by bad design. GFWL had little to do with it, even on consoles it was bad.
>thumbing down comments
lol, mad.
User avatar #26 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
No, I simply smell to much bullshit in your argument.
User avatar #19 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
So, what you are trying to say, with your reaaaally intricate argument, is that playing a game makes you better at it.

In other words, you become more skilled, being able to beat bosses faster.

Do you think a newbie would be able to beat the Asylum Demon with a broken sword?
Fuck no, they wouldn't.
The game requires a certain amount of skill, and you're belittling it because it doesn't suit your "OMG FPS EEZ DA BEST LUV COD XOXO" point of view.
#21 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
No. There is no skill gained for the player, do you know how to read?
You study a bosses moveset. That is all. once you know their moves, you just wait. It's just waiting. you let the boss try to attack, you dodge, you hit them if you can, then you wait.
Ever played Ocarina of Time? It's like that, except in that game you had interesting story, characters, and world, and there were moments that the combat was fun. It also never forced you to die.

Each boss requires a new moveset to be studied, or a new guide. That's the other problem, when most people have to read guides to figure out where to go. I don't think babysitting the player or holding their hand is neccessary, but forcing them into guides definately isn't.
Conveyance. If only dark souls had any, if only the NPCs would explain anything, if only there was an item that let you look over a map. And you'd solve alot of problems.
It requires the same skills pong does, but unlike other games, it requires nothing more.
Except for a guide, unless you'd rather waste time trying to stumble about the world to find that secret passageway, or how to get to seathe, or how to do anything of use.

That's bad, that's just bad gameplay.
User avatar #27 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Also, have you ever been in a fight?

No, let's put it another way.

In real life, you don't mindlessly attack your enemy. It doesn't work like that. Because your enemy will always do two very important things, block and retaliate.
The same thing happens in the game. You wait for an opportunity to strike, you take your time, you develop a strategy.

AD HOMINUM IMBOUND

But, I guess you like games that completely defy all normal rules. Seriously man, find me a man who lived after getting shot in the head a fuckton of times, and I'll find you a corpse.
#29 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>implying dark souls is realistic
>implying dark souls isn't fantasy
>implying dark souls has strategy
>implying a totally realistic game would be fun
You are completely letting subjectivity take place. The game isn't have as deep as you'd like to believe.
But lets keep this to one comment at a time from now on.
#34 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
>Implying Bioshock Infinite is realistic
>Implying Bioshock Infinite isn't fantesy
>Implying Bioshock Infinite has strategy
>implying a totally realistic game would be fun

I don't see your point here, so I'm just going to be blunt with you. You're mindlessly hating on a game that you have no clue about. Why is beyond me, though I do not care.
#39 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>played game
>beat game
>no clue about
omg lol he disagrees with me he neve rplayed game lol xDDD
Never claimed it wasn't realistic, isn't fantasy (Seriously? The word was right there. Spell it right you fucking illiterate)
As for strategy, that's arguable,and I already listed reasons why it does require you to fucking think

You just compared dark souls to real life, for example. That's stupid, because dark souls isn't close to real life, it's more akin to a shitty fantasy.
It also has no strategy. Even the PVP meta is shitty.
#43 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Oh, and I'm sorry my one god damned typo destroyed the integerty of my hole argument.
Next time ill be more carful with my wrlting.
I didnt now tht one mstke mks u ilitrt
I hop u cn 4giv me 4 da mistake I md.
Seriosuly now mane, your not even trying anymor.

Also, quick thingamajig here. Why do you want games to be so close to reality? The only reason I play games is so I can do what is seen as morally or socially wrong. I'm not trying to play a god damn second life, I'm trying to put myself in someone that I'm not's shoes, and see the world through their eyes.
User avatar #25 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
"No. There is no skill gained for the player, do you know how to read?
You study a bosses moveset. That is all. once you know their moves, you just wait. It's just waiting. you let the boss try to attack, you dodge, you hit them if you can, then you wait. "

I'm sorry, but, how the hell is that NOT experience.
When you learn how to play an instrument, do you not learn the fucking basics?
Do you go in all Mozart when you've never touched a fucking violin before?

No, you don't. You learn. All of the mistakes you make are what defines you. After a while, you stop making the mistakes, and start to become better. Through what? Through practice. The same principle applies to most games.

"Each boss requires a new moveset to be studied, or a new guide. That's the other problem, when most people have to read guides to figure out where to go. I don't think babysitting the player or holding their hand is neccessary, but forcing them into guides definately isn't.
Conveyance. If only dark souls had any, if only the NPCs would explain anything, if only there was an item that let you look over a map. And you'd solve alot of problems. "

You're put in a land that you have NO idea where is what and what is where. If no one else has a map, why should you? What makes you, the player, think you are so special and way above anything else in the game.

The game does exactly the opposite, it treats you like you treat it. You want a map, that's good, but if there are NO maps around, why do you think you'd be able to get one.

The first time I've played the game I wanted a completely clean experience. I've never once looked at a guide, instead prefering to look around on my own. The only thing I had read, up until that time, was the "Stay away from the skeletons around the start area, they are way over you."

And, by the way, what the hell do you mean by "It requires the same skills pong does, but unlike other games, it requires nothing more. " Because honestly, this makes no god damned sense at all. Does the game require you to move a paddle up and down, or are we talking about a completely different game altogether?

#28 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
You sound mad. Do you have an attachment to the game that's clouding your judgement of the mechanics and story? are you making it too subjective?

In any other game, you don't waste time becoming familiar with the enemy and nothing more. In bioshock, you know how enemies act, you learn their moves really quickly, and each type of enemy has a trope that dictates their general strategy. You then try to defeat them through YOUR skills, not by knowing THEIR skills. You become good at hitting enemies while sliding around the place, that's skill, experience. You get accurrate and learn what weapons are good for what.
In dark souls, you learn each bosses moveset. You do not get good over time, unless you count dodging, which anyone gets good at. Dodging is reaction mechanics, the same as playing pong, like I said.
You dodge, slash at their weakpoint/feet, dodge, wait, repeat. Fun right?
You stop making mistakes once you memorize the bosses moveset. That's it.

As for maps, sometimes you have to sacrifice sense or coherency for the sake of gameplay. This can be bad if not done at all, and can be bad if done too much.
"Nobody else has a map" I don't remember being told that lol.
A map would help you figure out where to go and if you missed anything, like the tree hollow, or ash lake. which I almost did miss on my first go.

Yeah, sure you did. Sure you played it without a guide. omg ur so hardcore, I wish I was as good at games as you! I guess i'll settle for playing games that aren't shitty, fantasy psuedo RPGs with god awful PC ports.
User avatar #54 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
>>#52,

I do enjoy some Dark Souls 2, but it does not live up to the hype of the first one. The differences between the beta and the actual release are what grinds my gears the most.

By the way, I don't wanna brag and shit, but I'm the fuck that made that pic say "casul" instead of "casual", and now you're using it. Makes me feel better about myself in a sort of a way.
#55 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Neat. sometimes I wish I had any photoshop skills.
A friend of mine told me that Dark souls 2 fixed everything that was wrong with Dark souls 1, and then forgot about everything that made Dark souls 1 great.
User avatar #57 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
That is indeed true.

It is still a good game, more than can be said about the under-average shit moneysucking corporations release nowadays.

I have high faith in Bloodbourne, though. Seems like a very good game.
#59 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Ps4 exclusive.
User avatar #61 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Fuck.
#62 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Dark souls did take over half a year before becoming a PC game, maybe they'll port it like they did with Ryze.
User avatar #64 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Hopefully, they'll do a good port, not a half-assed attempt.

It already happened once

Tsk DS1 tsk
#65 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
I still find it funny to send an email to namco or from detailing how they got shown up by a goddamn modder.
#32 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
The only thing I actually agree with on what you said is that yes, the PC port was rubbish, but it was still better than what you call "god tier games"

You're constantly contradicting yourself, though, saying things like "You then try to defeat them through YOUR skills, not by knowing THEIR skills." and "You become good at hitting enemies while sliding around the place, that's skill, experience." while also saying "In dark souls, you learn each bosses moveset. You do not get good over time, unless you count dodging, which anyone gets good at. Dodging is reaction mechanics, the same as playing pong, like I said.
You dodge, slash at their weakpoint/feet, dodge, wait, repeat. Fun right? "

What you are trying to say is that your pile of shit is better than my equally big, equally brown, equally smelling pile of shit.

Oh shit

God damn it I fell for it.
#36 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Bioshock infinite
>Pile of shit
If you cannot understand the difference between getting acurrate and good with your own powers,
understanding weapons and which ones are good for when, then you aren't going to ever accept that Dark souls combat is FUCKING LAME AS FUCK.

I explained it, how you learn your own shit, how YOU get good at hitting enemies, maneuvering around, how YOU figure out that using shock jockey on patriots stun them, that you figure out and decide which turrets/enemies to possess or attack first.
In dark souls, you learn a moveset, dodge, strike. It's simplistic and doesn't require you to develop any skills.
#40 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
You see, there's a teeny tiny issue with what you are saying there, and it revolves around the fact that you are not even trying.

You're, as I said, belittling a game you have no idea about.

Until the time has come that you actually played the game and paid the MINIMUM amount of attention to understand it, I shall give no fucks.

And by the way, everything you say makes no sense. Your subjectivity over the two games makes your argument really biased on one side. Naturally, this makes me belive that your argument basically nulifies itself.

#44 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
LOL
#45 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Oh, I see.

You've been getting rekt in pvp and now you're here to vent.

Go ahead bro, do it.
I'm here to listen.
#47 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
"Last played 1/12/2015"
And that was for Co-op with a friend too.
You sound really mad.
Dark souls was enjoyable for me, I liked fighting in PVP with friends, I enjoyed weird invaders,
and coop boss fights were fucking fun as hell.
But I'm not such a fanboy that i'll fool myself into thinking the story has depth,
the meta isn't broken as hell, and boss fights aren't simplistic and combat isn't lame.
#51 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Are you sure I sound mad?

I'm pretty chill here.

You should at least look a bit more into the story. I was a bit like you before playing it, but after giving it a good shot, I was completely enthralled by the story.

And sorry for that one god damn typo I made, I am Romanian, English is not my first language, obviously.
#52 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Pretty chill
>Just gets told, wrecked, and fucked over by making assumptions and getting ruined
>180 hours of gameplay, NG+3 on my main
KEK
KEK

DOUBLE KEK
IF you can't handle being wrong, don't get into an arguement and frustrate yourself.
Nothing wrong with having too much pride, just don't expect that to win you any debates.

Now you'll tell me you're a fan of Dark souls 2 aswell as 1.
#15 - Now, I wish to ask you, what is, in your opinion, a well thoug…  [+] (31 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Shawn 0
#16 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
You mean a perfect game? Doesn't exist.
But there is a difference between a game that does what it's trying to do well, and fails.
Dark souls feels like its trying to have a story, and it doesn't. Not a good one atleast.
It's gameplay is meant to be hard, when it's not. You study a moveset, react when you see a certain move coming, then attack the enemy in question. That's worse than legend of zelda combat.
The only thing that makes it seem hard is that you die often, non optional. Even then, the punishment for death is pretty much non-existent.

Compare it to a different game, just as a random example, Bioshock infinite.
Good story, good dialogue, coherent, and although the ending is lacking, it's good all around in story.
The gameplay isn't trying to be a superomgimsohardcoorelol difficult QTE, you just move around and try to outmaneuver your enemies, while using various powers to change the terrain or defeat your foes.

Dark souls fails in its combat, which is simple and easy, and it's story is barren and shitty.
User avatar #17 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
So, what you mean to say is that you do not enjoy medieval-type combat, liking the magical-ranged approach more.

Dark Souls has much better combat than pretty much any game I have played. The AI isn't as downright retarded as it is in most modern games, and it is an overall enthralling experience.

I understand you do not like it, but do not blame the game if you know not how to play it.
#18 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>medieval combat
It's unrealistic and shitty.
>better combat
Lol
>The ai isn't downright retarded
LOL
The Ai is fucking stupid and basic. This is a game from 2011, It's AI is not going to be special.
You can beat any boss easily, just by learning their moveset and reacting. You can beat the asylum demon with the broken sword.
As for combat, it looks good, that's about it. It's simple. You get a weapon, you attack when the boss isn't attacking, that's it. Normal enemies pose no threat unless you run at them swinging the weapon like crazy. Why do people think it's difficult?
Hell, even the PVP is shitty. and PvE is the grand central station of simplicity.
User avatar #20 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Though I agree, to some amount, that the PVP isn't as good as it could be, mainly because of the latency and GFWL than anything.
#22 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Kek, it was just by bad design. GFWL had little to do with it, even on consoles it was bad.
>thumbing down comments
lol, mad.
User avatar #26 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
No, I simply smell to much bullshit in your argument.
User avatar #19 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
So, what you are trying to say, with your reaaaally intricate argument, is that playing a game makes you better at it.

In other words, you become more skilled, being able to beat bosses faster.

Do you think a newbie would be able to beat the Asylum Demon with a broken sword?
Fuck no, they wouldn't.
The game requires a certain amount of skill, and you're belittling it because it doesn't suit your "OMG FPS EEZ DA BEST LUV COD XOXO" point of view.
#21 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
No. There is no skill gained for the player, do you know how to read?
You study a bosses moveset. That is all. once you know their moves, you just wait. It's just waiting. you let the boss try to attack, you dodge, you hit them if you can, then you wait.
Ever played Ocarina of Time? It's like that, except in that game you had interesting story, characters, and world, and there were moments that the combat was fun. It also never forced you to die.

Each boss requires a new moveset to be studied, or a new guide. That's the other problem, when most people have to read guides to figure out where to go. I don't think babysitting the player or holding their hand is neccessary, but forcing them into guides definately isn't.
Conveyance. If only dark souls had any, if only the NPCs would explain anything, if only there was an item that let you look over a map. And you'd solve alot of problems.
It requires the same skills pong does, but unlike other games, it requires nothing more.
Except for a guide, unless you'd rather waste time trying to stumble about the world to find that secret passageway, or how to get to seathe, or how to do anything of use.

That's bad, that's just bad gameplay.
User avatar #27 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Also, have you ever been in a fight?

No, let's put it another way.

In real life, you don't mindlessly attack your enemy. It doesn't work like that. Because your enemy will always do two very important things, block and retaliate.
The same thing happens in the game. You wait for an opportunity to strike, you take your time, you develop a strategy.

AD HOMINUM IMBOUND

But, I guess you like games that completely defy all normal rules. Seriously man, find me a man who lived after getting shot in the head a fuckton of times, and I'll find you a corpse.
#29 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>implying dark souls is realistic
>implying dark souls isn't fantasy
>implying dark souls has strategy
>implying a totally realistic game would be fun
You are completely letting subjectivity take place. The game isn't have as deep as you'd like to believe.
But lets keep this to one comment at a time from now on.
#34 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
>Implying Bioshock Infinite is realistic
>Implying Bioshock Infinite isn't fantesy
>Implying Bioshock Infinite has strategy
>implying a totally realistic game would be fun

I don't see your point here, so I'm just going to be blunt with you. You're mindlessly hating on a game that you have no clue about. Why is beyond me, though I do not care.
#39 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>played game
>beat game
>no clue about
omg lol he disagrees with me he neve rplayed game lol xDDD
Never claimed it wasn't realistic, isn't fantasy (Seriously? The word was right there. Spell it right you fucking illiterate)
As for strategy, that's arguable,and I already listed reasons why it does require you to fucking think

You just compared dark souls to real life, for example. That's stupid, because dark souls isn't close to real life, it's more akin to a shitty fantasy.
It also has no strategy. Even the PVP meta is shitty.
#43 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Oh, and I'm sorry my one god damned typo destroyed the integerty of my hole argument.
Next time ill be more carful with my wrlting.
I didnt now tht one mstke mks u ilitrt
I hop u cn 4giv me 4 da mistake I md.
Seriosuly now mane, your not even trying anymor.

Also, quick thingamajig here. Why do you want games to be so close to reality? The only reason I play games is so I can do what is seen as morally or socially wrong. I'm not trying to play a god damn second life, I'm trying to put myself in someone that I'm not's shoes, and see the world through their eyes.
User avatar #25 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
"No. There is no skill gained for the player, do you know how to read?
You study a bosses moveset. That is all. once you know their moves, you just wait. It's just waiting. you let the boss try to attack, you dodge, you hit them if you can, then you wait. "

I'm sorry, but, how the hell is that NOT experience.
When you learn how to play an instrument, do you not learn the fucking basics?
Do you go in all Mozart when you've never touched a fucking violin before?

No, you don't. You learn. All of the mistakes you make are what defines you. After a while, you stop making the mistakes, and start to become better. Through what? Through practice. The same principle applies to most games.

"Each boss requires a new moveset to be studied, or a new guide. That's the other problem, when most people have to read guides to figure out where to go. I don't think babysitting the player or holding their hand is neccessary, but forcing them into guides definately isn't.
Conveyance. If only dark souls had any, if only the NPCs would explain anything, if only there was an item that let you look over a map. And you'd solve alot of problems. "

You're put in a land that you have NO idea where is what and what is where. If no one else has a map, why should you? What makes you, the player, think you are so special and way above anything else in the game.

The game does exactly the opposite, it treats you like you treat it. You want a map, that's good, but if there are NO maps around, why do you think you'd be able to get one.

The first time I've played the game I wanted a completely clean experience. I've never once looked at a guide, instead prefering to look around on my own. The only thing I had read, up until that time, was the "Stay away from the skeletons around the start area, they are way over you."

And, by the way, what the hell do you mean by "It requires the same skills pong does, but unlike other games, it requires nothing more. " Because honestly, this makes no god damned sense at all. Does the game require you to move a paddle up and down, or are we talking about a completely different game altogether?

#28 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
You sound mad. Do you have an attachment to the game that's clouding your judgement of the mechanics and story? are you making it too subjective?

In any other game, you don't waste time becoming familiar with the enemy and nothing more. In bioshock, you know how enemies act, you learn their moves really quickly, and each type of enemy has a trope that dictates their general strategy. You then try to defeat them through YOUR skills, not by knowing THEIR skills. You become good at hitting enemies while sliding around the place, that's skill, experience. You get accurrate and learn what weapons are good for what.
In dark souls, you learn each bosses moveset. You do not get good over time, unless you count dodging, which anyone gets good at. Dodging is reaction mechanics, the same as playing pong, like I said.
You dodge, slash at their weakpoint/feet, dodge, wait, repeat. Fun right?
You stop making mistakes once you memorize the bosses moveset. That's it.

As for maps, sometimes you have to sacrifice sense or coherency for the sake of gameplay. This can be bad if not done at all, and can be bad if done too much.
"Nobody else has a map" I don't remember being told that lol.
A map would help you figure out where to go and if you missed anything, like the tree hollow, or ash lake. which I almost did miss on my first go.

Yeah, sure you did. Sure you played it without a guide. omg ur so hardcore, I wish I was as good at games as you! I guess i'll settle for playing games that aren't shitty, fantasy psuedo RPGs with god awful PC ports.
User avatar #54 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
>>#52,

I do enjoy some Dark Souls 2, but it does not live up to the hype of the first one. The differences between the beta and the actual release are what grinds my gears the most.

By the way, I don't wanna brag and shit, but I'm the fuck that made that pic say "casul" instead of "casual", and now you're using it. Makes me feel better about myself in a sort of a way.
#55 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Neat. sometimes I wish I had any photoshop skills.
A friend of mine told me that Dark souls 2 fixed everything that was wrong with Dark souls 1, and then forgot about everything that made Dark souls 1 great.
User avatar #57 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
That is indeed true.

It is still a good game, more than can be said about the under-average shit moneysucking corporations release nowadays.

I have high faith in Bloodbourne, though. Seems like a very good game.
#59 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Ps4 exclusive.
User avatar #61 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Fuck.
#62 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
Dark souls did take over half a year before becoming a PC game, maybe they'll port it like they did with Ryze.
User avatar #64 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Hopefully, they'll do a good port, not a half-assed attempt.

It already happened once

Tsk DS1 tsk
#65 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
I still find it funny to send an email to namco or from detailing how they got shown up by a goddamn modder.
#32 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
The only thing I actually agree with on what you said is that yes, the PC port was rubbish, but it was still better than what you call "god tier games"

You're constantly contradicting yourself, though, saying things like "You then try to defeat them through YOUR skills, not by knowing THEIR skills." and "You become good at hitting enemies while sliding around the place, that's skill, experience." while also saying "In dark souls, you learn each bosses moveset. You do not get good over time, unless you count dodging, which anyone gets good at. Dodging is reaction mechanics, the same as playing pong, like I said.
You dodge, slash at their weakpoint/feet, dodge, wait, repeat. Fun right? "

What you are trying to say is that your pile of shit is better than my equally big, equally brown, equally smelling pile of shit.

Oh shit

God damn it I fell for it.
#36 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Bioshock infinite
>Pile of shit
If you cannot understand the difference between getting acurrate and good with your own powers,
understanding weapons and which ones are good for when, then you aren't going to ever accept that Dark souls combat is FUCKING LAME AS FUCK.

I explained it, how you learn your own shit, how YOU get good at hitting enemies, maneuvering around, how YOU figure out that using shock jockey on patriots stun them, that you figure out and decide which turrets/enemies to possess or attack first.
In dark souls, you learn a moveset, dodge, strike. It's simplistic and doesn't require you to develop any skills.
#40 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
You see, there's a teeny tiny issue with what you are saying there, and it revolves around the fact that you are not even trying.

You're, as I said, belittling a game you have no idea about.

Until the time has come that you actually played the game and paid the MINIMUM amount of attention to understand it, I shall give no fucks.

And by the way, everything you say makes no sense. Your subjectivity over the two games makes your argument really biased on one side. Naturally, this makes me belive that your argument basically nulifies itself.

#44 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
LOL
#45 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Oh, I see.

You've been getting rekt in pvp and now you're here to vent.

Go ahead bro, do it.
I'm here to listen.
#47 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
"Last played 1/12/2015"
And that was for Co-op with a friend too.
You sound really mad.
Dark souls was enjoyable for me, I liked fighting in PVP with friends, I enjoyed weird invaders,
and coop boss fights were fucking fun as hell.
But I'm not such a fanboy that i'll fool myself into thinking the story has depth,
the meta isn't broken as hell, and boss fights aren't simplistic and combat isn't lame.
#51 - faggotishshit (02/09/2015) [-]
Are you sure I sound mad?

I'm pretty chill here.

You should at least look a bit more into the story. I was a bit like you before playing it, but after giving it a good shot, I was completely enthralled by the story.

And sorry for that one god damn typo I made, I am Romanian, English is not my first language, obviously.
#52 - gangbangtime (02/09/2015) [-]
>Pretty chill
>Just gets told, wrecked, and fucked over by making assumptions and getting ruined
>180 hours of gameplay, NG+3 on my main
KEK
KEK

DOUBLE KEK
IF you can't handle being wrong, don't get into an arguement and frustrate yourself.
Nothing wrong with having too much pride, just don't expect that to win you any debates.

Now you'll tell me you're a fan of Dark souls 2 aswell as 1.

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It's better to take 2 hours than 2 minutes like a lot of people.

it might be because you fap too much though, and you're desensitized to it. how often do you jerk it
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Too often

anywhere between 1 to 10-12 times everyday
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Assuming you're serious, you need to stop then. you're desensitized to it and its taking up too much of your free time.
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I am not asking for it.

I am but implying it.
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