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faggotishshit

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Gender: male
Youtube Channel: plavie22
Video Games Played: Fallout, everything that is Fallout, Dark Souls, Borderlands.
Date Signed Up:6/05/2012
Last Login:2/27/2015
Location:Romania
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2250
Highest Content Rank:#1732
Highest Comment Rank:#729
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Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 124 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:116103
Times Content Favorited:351 times
Total Comments Made:2509
FJ Points:5739

latest user's comments

#1 - His drummer. 01/12/2015 on Heavy Metal Kitty +11
#2 - Well, It was his own fowl t for making such a fowl remark. 01/12/2015 on Insert Pun +1
#2 - Everything was Claymore, And nothing hurt. …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/12/2015 on fencing +2
User avatar #4 - spaceparadox (01/12/2015) [-]
Zweihander
#5 - yoshtar (01/12/2015) [-]
somehow I expected a Zweihander to be... bigger?
like, 'it's obvious you're overcompensating for a deficient schalldampfer' big
#17 - anonexplains (01/12/2015) [-]
The Zweihander and other Greatswords/Ultra Greatswords in Dark Souls are a little exaggerated. But make no mistake, even the Zweihander as it is is overcompensating.

Swords cannot be heavy, at all. As low as 2 pounds is pretty much over the line for a one-handed sword unless you are a Herculean Marathon Runner.
While a man can lift 100-200 lbs easily, the main reason swords cannot be heavy is torque and leverage. The longer a sword is, the more strain it puts on your arms exponentially, which are already long, putting more strain on your directionally limited shoulder muscles. Not to mention a sword is almost always in motion and never in line with your center of gravity like lifting weights.

Once you add all that up, the Zweihander was a feat to weild, and all the difficulty in wielding it from torque and leverage would work the same way in giving it power to literally cleave through sheildwalls, which were supposedly invincible.
Dark Souls is just emphasizing that feat.
#19 - yoshtar (01/12/2015) [-]
I suppose being able to use the souls of your slain foes to buff your strength and durability out really helps a lot, huh.
User avatar #6 - spaceparadox (01/12/2015) [-]
They are a pretty good size and weight i actually only know it was a Zweihander because i own one.
#7 - yoshtar (01/12/2015) [-]
never said it wasn't a zwei.
with my only experience with a Zweihander being Dark Souls, I would prefer to defer to the expert.
just the game left me with unfulfilled expectations
User avatar #8 - spaceparadox (01/12/2015) [-]
I wasn't arguing i was basically saying i would not have known otherwise and they are actually pretty big in person.
#9 - yoshtar (01/12/2015) [-]
ah, cool. fair enough.
thanks for clearing that up anyway.
User avatar #10 - spaceparadox (01/12/2015) [-]
np it kind of is necessary on the internet sense you can't hear tones of voice.
#11 - yoshtar (01/12/2015) [-]
...I suppose they invented Smilies and reaction images for a reason...
then again, I'm never sure which to put where, and so I imagine that I sound MUCH angrier than intended.
User avatar #12 - spaceparadox (01/12/2015) [-]
Yeah that or i just can't find/don't want to look for a picture.
#13 - yoshtar (01/12/2015) [-]
"just funnyjunk problems"
it hurts that i'm too lazy to create/maintain a reaction image folder.
User avatar #14 - spaceparadox (01/12/2015) [-]
sucks to be lazy.
but im lazy too so i know that feel.
#9 - ** ************* rolled user plumpbooty ** … 01/12/2015 on Things I don't miss about 2014 0
#5 - I mean, could be worse... 01/12/2015 on (untitled) 0
#5 - This does indeed fuel my erection 01/12/2015 on Puberty +1
#3 - Dem eyes tho 01/12/2015 on (untitled) 0
#7 - ** ************* used "*roll 1, 0-99999*"** ** …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on May the comment section... 0
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#6 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2015 on May the comment section... 0
#11 - willwyn (01/12/2015) [-]
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User avatar #7 - faggotishshit (01/12/2015) [-]
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#10 - marioisbestpony has deleted their comment.
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Neo, I... +5
User avatar #23 - finblob (01/12/2015) [-]
I Am Your Grandma that vid tho
#5 - Dolphins do that, too. 01/12/2015 on God damn Narwhals +1
#2 - That was a pretty good joke, though.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Its long, hard and full of... +9
User avatar #3 - Tusura (01/12/2015) [-]
Ya gotta admit, that's a lot of sausage up there.
quite a few on the grill too
#4 - No, you see, I was trying to say hurtful things to you in orde…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2015 on /v/ 0
#5 - dashgamer (01/12/2015) [-]
Well, you have done a bad job.
#6 - faggotishshit (01/12/2015) [-]
You seem slightly bonkered, though.
#7 - sirfurnace (01/15/2015) [-]
Keep going. I want to see how low-res that image gets.
#8 - faggotishshit (01/15/2015) [-]
#1 - Picture 01/12/2015 on Cat socks 0
#3 - Get it, because I don't have a sex life! …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2015 on When you get it +4
#5 - mredx (01/12/2015) [-]
#4 - gotthembarrels (01/12/2015) [-]
psst

choking a bitch with his dick
#9 - Picture 01/12/2015 on Shrinkage 0
#2 - If I wanted to hear a moron talk about a game I'd listen to you, too!  [+] (6 new replies) 01/12/2015 on /v/ 0
#3 - dashgamer (01/12/2015) [-]
Wow, it's almost like you made the exact same joke that I did.
#4 - faggotishshit (01/12/2015) [-]
No, you see, I was trying to say hurtful things to you in order to make you feel bad about yourself.
#5 - dashgamer (01/12/2015) [-]
Well, you have done a bad job.
#6 - faggotishshit (01/12/2015) [-]
You seem slightly bonkered, though.
#7 - sirfurnace (01/15/2015) [-]
Keep going. I want to see how low-res that image gets.
#8 - faggotishshit (01/15/2015) [-]
#5 - Because ******* gonna Nog. 01/12/2015 on back the fuck up, yo +3
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Dirty Little Secret +1
#4 - nibbero (01/12/2015) [-]
take this
#2 - Picture 01/12/2015 on not from 9fag 0
#2 - More men = More oppression  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Jesus Christ how horrifying +1
#5 - europe (01/12/2015) [-]
But what if they aren't white?
#44 - Picture 01/12/2015 on mobile updates on regular site 0
#7 - OR you just edited the title. I'm onto you, OP. 01/12/2015 on 5418872 0
#3 - That could definitely not backfire in any possible way]  [+] (5 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Let's begin the party +73
#23 - godofhorizons (01/12/2015) [-]
Can someone have a lightsaber with cross guard come out of the hilt?
User avatar #8 - cshp (01/12/2015) [-]
Opening bottles with swords is a French tradition and isn't dangerous if you actually know how to do it
User avatar #9 - faggotishshit (01/12/2015) [-]
She obviously knew the know-hows!
User avatar #10 - cshp (01/12/2015) [-]
She was pretty damn close to how you actually do it. Clearly not close enough, but I'd say she skimmed the know-hows
#5 - derpyscratch (01/12/2015) [-]
#2 - Puttin' your mixtape on your phone 01/12/2015 on dis ma jam +4

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User avatar #72 - faggotishshit ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
furiousmarshmellow

You are important to me :3
#73 to #72 - furiousmarshmellow (18 hours ago) [-]
Ty <3

Eat it, Virt.
User avatar #65 - fatbenpoops (19 hours ago) [-]
k
User avatar #66 to #65 - faggotishshit ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
k
#68 to #67 - faggotishshit ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
#69 to #68 - fatbenpoops (19 hours ago) [-]
Okay then.
Okay then.
User avatar #62 to #61 - faggotishshit ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
luv u bby
#33 - crankypantsmcgruff (06/28/2014) [-]
hey BB I thought u luved me why u thumb down all my recent comments?
User avatar #34 to #33 - faggotishshit ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
I h8 u m8
#35 to #34 - crankypantsmcgruff (06/28/2014) [-]
Gr8 h8 m8
User avatar #36 to #35 - faggotishshit ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
How u r8 it, m8?
User avatar #38 to #37 - faggotishshit ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
that sum gr8 r8 m8
#39 to #38 - crankypantsmcgruff (06/28/2014) [-]
at lest u noticed me
User avatar #40 to #39 - faggotishshit ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Fine beyotch, here's your thumbs back.
User avatar #32 to #31 - faggotishshit ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
You're all toasting in an epic bread!
User avatar #24 to #23 - faggotishshit ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
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Oh, my goodness!
Someone dropped some porn!
User avatar #14 - faggotishshit ONLINE (01/03/2014) [-]
Kuroshike TDA
User avatar #12 - faggotishshit ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
HouseC JayN
User avatar #9 to #7 - flybager ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
aw shiii-
User avatar #3 - ilikespotatoes (11/15/2012) [-]
Salut !
User avatar #4 to #3 - faggotishshit ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
Sall :D
#2 - HarvietheDinkle (06/05/2012) [-]
Anon delivered.   
   
I love you.
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User avatar #1 - gamechap (06/05/2012) [-]
Yay! Anon delivered!
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