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#33 - All ****** be like "who are they"  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Anyone else notice? +1
#39 - anon (04/03/2015) [-]
Well how about you fucking say who they are instead of just red thumbing?
#40 - faggotishshit (04/03/2015) [-]
Log in and say that like a man.
User avatar #34 - superflyingcookie (04/02/2015) [-]
I see
#12 - Is there any more of this anywhere? Hasn't been updated in a l… 04/02/2015 on The Beast and His Pet High... 0
#2 - Pls. Pls moar. 04/02/2015 on Dog annoys teen +9
#5 - Seriously, don't do this **** .  [+] (5 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Anyone else notice? +35
User avatar #32 - superflyingcookie (04/02/2015) [-]
What?
User avatar #33 - faggotishshit (04/02/2015) [-]
All niggas be like "who are they"
#39 - anon (04/03/2015) [-]
Well how about you fucking say who they are instead of just red thumbing?
#40 - faggotishshit (04/03/2015) [-]
Log in and say that like a man.
User avatar #34 - superflyingcookie (04/02/2015) [-]
I see
#24 - ***** what? 03/30/2015 on girlfriend +4
#9 - Picture 03/30/2015 on Cat recognizes owner in... +12
#8 - Touch fluffy tail 03/30/2015 on Admin Life 0
#3 - Well.. I mean.. Wololo 03/30/2015 on Evil Genius +5
#2 - You had the technology, and you used it wisely.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2015 on It's 3:34am and I made this... +52
#13 - madcoww (03/31/2015) [-]
#14 - madcoww (03/31/2015) [-]
#4 - How does one even glue his legs together... I mean... How  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2015 on It's clever I guess +4
User avatar #37 - psykobear (03/30/2015) [-]
1) Apply glue to inside of legs, accidentally or intentionally.
2) Allows legs to touch one another for a long period of time.
3) Get help to pull them apart and call it rape because a magazine told you to.
4) ???
5) Profit
#10 - anon (03/30/2015) [-]
with glue
#20 - alarubra (03/30/2015) [-]
Glue is for pussies. JB Weld.
#50 - anon (03/30/2015) [-]
Glue is for pussies? I guess we know why somebody keeps gluing their legs together
#3 - Picture 03/30/2015 on It's clever I guess +4
#2 - Actual spoiler for the poor folk who didn't get the joke: …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on insane is the clown +6
#8 - anon (03/30/2015) [-]
I belive it was somenthing like:

"If i cripple you you'll still be funny, but if i cripple him he'll be ruined ! Stand Back !"
#2 - 2blu 03/29/2015 on Appears Legitimate 0
#5 - If I may ask, where is that gif from?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on nowaay 0
#6 - fazbear (03/28/2015) [-]
I don't know.
It was reblogged and found it's way to my Tumblr board, so I just saved it as a reaction pic.
#18 - I once got high on parsley 03/28/2015 on so stoned guys 0
#41 - Nice text color.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on fap fap fap fap fap fap fap... +1
#77 - kirkel (03/28/2015) [-]
A thumb for green text.
#12 - It's not doubtful at all. He rekt u tots, he might just bail a…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Legalization Of Pot +2
User avatar #13 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
Okay you're pushing this into hypotheticals to try to argue your point.

Regardless he's probably not going to bail, because usually when security guards are power-tripping to that extent they believe they are in the right, or that you dont realize that he is not allowed to do that. Fact is most people dont understand their rights, and a lot of security guards use that to their advantage.

Not to mention you dont even have to get into that conflict in the first place by just leaving. Once your off the property the very slight amount of power he has (only due to the on-site surveillance) is gone.
#14 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
heh, keep thumbing me down. I'm not wrong about any of this regardless.
#57 - jasperthefennec (03/28/2015) [-]
You ARE wrong, though.
Security guards have special licenses that give them more lenient 'rules of engagement' (not sure what else to call it) when dealing with criminals.
#29 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
>Being so massively butthurt at being wrong that you have to point out how much you don't care

LMFAO fucking child
#22 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
You're not. These people are just fucking retarded
#20 - Visual (03/28/2015) [-]
but you are.
#34 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
what do I care about internet points?
#10 - Assuming you can remember who did it.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Legalization Of Pot +1
User avatar #11 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
You know where he works. Unless he decides to up and quit his job because he unlawfully attacked someone, which is doubtful, its not hard to find out who it was.
User avatar #12 - faggotishshit (03/28/2015) [-]
It's not doubtful at all. He rekt u tots, he might just bail afterwards. It's not worth spending time in prison because of a fuckhead that's buying marijuana publicly
User avatar #13 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
Okay you're pushing this into hypotheticals to try to argue your point.

Regardless he's probably not going to bail, because usually when security guards are power-tripping to that extent they believe they are in the right, or that you dont realize that he is not allowed to do that. Fact is most people dont understand their rights, and a lot of security guards use that to their advantage.

Not to mention you dont even have to get into that conflict in the first place by just leaving. Once your off the property the very slight amount of power he has (only due to the on-site surveillance) is gone.
#14 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
heh, keep thumbing me down. I'm not wrong about any of this regardless.
#57 - jasperthefennec (03/28/2015) [-]
You ARE wrong, though.
Security guards have special licenses that give them more lenient 'rules of engagement' (not sure what else to call it) when dealing with criminals.
#29 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
>Being so massively butthurt at being wrong that you have to point out how much you don't care

LMFAO fucking child
#22 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
You're not. These people are just fucking retarded
#20 - Visual (03/28/2015) [-]
but you are.
#34 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
what do I care about internet points?
#8 - Some of them don't have that patience. They'd rather knock you…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Legalization Of Pot 0
User avatar #9 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
Then you press assault charges and get a huge payout because they are not allowed to do that.
#27 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
Lmfao it's so fucking cute when kids think they know the law

"OMFG LOL XD A SECURITY GUARD CANNOT DETAIN ME LOL IM INVINCIBLE OH GOD STOP TAZING ME"

Maybe once you're out of middle school you'll get some common fucking sense and understand how the world works.
User avatar #33 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
Dude I'm 23 years old. Security guards cannot detain you without definite proof of wrongdoing. They are not cops. Their rights are the EXACT same as yours or mine. The only difference is they have security cameras. If a security guard is trying to hassle you (which has happened to me) and you haven't done anything wrong, they can not detain you.

User avatar #10 - faggotishshit (03/28/2015) [-]
Assuming you can remember who did it.
User avatar #11 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
You know where he works. Unless he decides to up and quit his job because he unlawfully attacked someone, which is doubtful, its not hard to find out who it was.
User avatar #12 - faggotishshit (03/28/2015) [-]
It's not doubtful at all. He rekt u tots, he might just bail afterwards. It's not worth spending time in prison because of a fuckhead that's buying marijuana publicly
User avatar #13 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
Okay you're pushing this into hypotheticals to try to argue your point.

Regardless he's probably not going to bail, because usually when security guards are power-tripping to that extent they believe they are in the right, or that you dont realize that he is not allowed to do that. Fact is most people dont understand their rights, and a lot of security guards use that to their advantage.

Not to mention you dont even have to get into that conflict in the first place by just leaving. Once your off the property the very slight amount of power he has (only due to the on-site surveillance) is gone.
#14 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
heh, keep thumbing me down. I'm not wrong about any of this regardless.
#57 - jasperthefennec (03/28/2015) [-]
You ARE wrong, though.
Security guards have special licenses that give them more lenient 'rules of engagement' (not sure what else to call it) when dealing with criminals.
#29 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
>Being so massively butthurt at being wrong that you have to point out how much you don't care

LMFAO fucking child
#22 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
You're not. These people are just fucking retarded
#20 - Visual (03/28/2015) [-]
but you are.
#34 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
what do I care about internet points?
#41 - Picture 03/28/2015 on Marine Corps Yumi #25, #26 +4
#6 - They can retain you until the proper authorities come. That's …  [+] (44 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Legalization Of Pot +66
User avatar #67 - lucariopwnz (03/28/2015) [-]
legally they can't touch you though so unless they plan to detain you with words you could in theory just walk away real quick.
#59 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
Detain.
#62 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
retain
rɪˈteɪn/Submit
verb
1.
continue to have (something); keep possession of.



technically, that's right as that's what they'd be doing
#65 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
I know you looked up the definition, seeing as you posted it, but next time try to read the definition before you try to make yourself sound smart.
#63 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
"continue to have" or "keep possession". You cant retain if you havent already had possession.
User avatar #7 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
They cant detain you any more than you can detain them. They are civilians. If they witness something they can but they cant do anything without definite cause.

They have no right to ask for identification, they have no right to search you, and therefore all you have to do is leave the place in which they are hassling you.

Trust me, as a skateboarder i've run into my share of security guards. They act tough but in reality they cant do anything.
#58 - redbannerman (03/28/2015) [-]
"Skateboarder"

ASDF Movie: Hey Kid You Can't Skate Here
#23 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
>Skateboarder

How's middle school?
#15 - moltendaniel (03/28/2015) [-]
actually, we can. 5 years a security guard and I am happy to tell you this, we can detain you till the police arrive.
User avatar #16 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
Actually you cant, unless you have definite proof, you have no right to detain a person.

You do not get the authority of detainment due to probable cause, or suspicion that police do, you do not have the authority to ask for any person information like the police do, you do not have the authority to search the belongings of any person like the police do (with probable cause), and you certainly don't have the authority to accost anyone who is being non-violent (not unlike the police).
User avatar #31 - xxjimmyxx (03/28/2015) [-]
You are right that they can't detain you, but they have the authority to arrest you if you are on private property this includes malls. (There is a difference between detain and arrest) (and if you really wanna argue further tell me what state etc. you are in because laws can change but in most places they have the legal authority to arrest.)
User avatar #32 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
Not without DEFINITE proof. Good god people, can you not read?
User avatar #35 - xxjimmyxx (03/28/2015) [-]
That's why I said to say where you live, in Canada if a crime happened they don't need to catch you red handed just with in a reasonable amount of time with probable cause. I gave you chance but I guess the others are right and you're a middle schooler who has no idea what he's talking about.
User avatar #38 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
I live in canada by the way. I know my rights, you clearly dont.
User avatar #39 - xxjimmyxx (03/28/2015) [-]
"The Citizen's Arrest and Self-defence Act no longer requires a person to catch a suspect red-handed, but allows for the apprehension within a reasonable amount of time after a crime." You wanna look it up and brush up on your laws a little? Because guess what I live in Canada and I seem to know my laws better than you, and guess what it's called a citizens arrest for a reason.

If someone was trespassing on my property and I noticed shit missing I can make a citizens. arrest security guards can make citizens arrest on the property they are working on.

And I only need to see it, I don't need any evidence beyond that.

I can provide links for you if you want to look stupider.
User avatar #43 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
Key words, "reasonable amount of time"

You dont need evidence but it makes it alot easier to dispute it if theres no evidence to back up your claim.

#56 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
You got rekt, shut the fuck up already, dip shit.
User avatar #44 - xxjimmyxx (03/28/2015) [-]
That's not what I was arguing at all you said they can't make an arrest at all without definite proof. I told you why you were wrong, you said I was full of shit but wow, I have the evidence to prove I'm right. Now sit down fuckboy
User avatar #46 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
Oh and did you not read I was talking about how security guards tend to give me shit just for being a skateboarder without proof that ive skateboarded on anything in the property hes guarding?

Cause like I said that was my whole point. But good trying though.
User avatar #48 - xxjimmyxx (03/28/2015) [-]
And I replied when you said they can't detain with probable cause I never said shit about that, actually you didn't say shit about it till now when you started losing.

Just give up you have no idea what you're talking about it's obvious.
User avatar #49 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
Are you fucking retarded, that was the whole point to me saying definite cause.
They cant arrest you on suspicion, they cant arrest you for probable cause.

If you make a citizens arrest on suspicion it will get thrown out of court. I dont know if you know this about police officers, but they're very good at finding out that its bullshit.

I said from the second comment I posted in this clusterfuck of a thread my intentions as to why i said it (being a skateboarder) and you still dont get that I'm talking about security guards who are power tripping and hassling me when i'm not doing anything illegal.
User avatar #47 - xxjimmyxx (03/28/2015) [-]
Yes you can you can make a citizen's arrest on reasonable grounds, you arrest call the cops they come and you leave it to them.

Afterwards if they choose to sue if say you were wrong, Then yeah sucks to be you you're up shit creak without a paddle, but if the cops find he did break that law turns out most things they charge you with will be overlooked as long as you didn't use excessive force.

There was a case a store clerk chased after a guy who left his store, realized he had shoplifted made a citizen's arrest called the cops They found he did shoplift. He tried to sue the shop clerk for unlawful containment and assault because the man had stolen and the clerk arrested him both charges were waved.
User avatar #45 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure you still need to witness it to make a citizens arrest. In court that would still end up going his word against yours and would be pretty easy to defend against. If you detain anyone after the fact there is even less proof and even more chance of being argued mistaken identity.

So yeah, you do need definite proof. You still cant detain someone on suspicion or probable cause.

You sit the fuck down.
#64 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
Dumb-asses who don't realize they're dumb are the worst, shut up dude...
User avatar #37 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
What are you talking about dude? All I was talking about from the get go is power tripping security guards. I've seen it a shit ton, being a skateboarder (who doesnt even skate street). As soon as they see me with it they hassle me for it. Alot of kids dont understand that they have no right to do it.

They do need to catch you red handed. No citizen can perform citizens arrest (which is what it is when a security guard detains you) without being witness to it. Even still it could be disputed without some other form of proof. Security guards have no power over us than any other civilian.

I'm 23 years old, and you are the one who cant grasp the concept, not me.
User avatar #36 - xxjimmyxx (03/28/2015) [-]
a chance*
User avatar #66 - dustboy (03/28/2015) [-]
after reading this, how much of a faggot can one kid be? i dont understand how you can even talk to someone like that
User avatar #70 - xxjimmyxx (03/28/2015) [-]
There is a reason I gave up, once he lost one argument he changed to another to try and make himself think he was right.
and then backtracked with the same wrong argument he was using before.
User avatar #30 - leonhardt (03/28/2015) [-]
Smartass Camerman Gets Tazed







You are this guy.
#24 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
I'm sure a middle schooler knows more than someone who'd been doing it for 5 years.
User avatar #8 - faggotishshit (03/28/2015) [-]
Some of them don't have that patience. They'd rather knock you out and leave you somewhere than simply doing nothing.
User avatar #9 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
Then you press assault charges and get a huge payout because they are not allowed to do that.
#27 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
Lmfao it's so fucking cute when kids think they know the law

"OMFG LOL XD A SECURITY GUARD CANNOT DETAIN ME LOL IM INVINCIBLE OH GOD STOP TAZING ME"

Maybe once you're out of middle school you'll get some common fucking sense and understand how the world works.
User avatar #33 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
Dude I'm 23 years old. Security guards cannot detain you without definite proof of wrongdoing. They are not cops. Their rights are the EXACT same as yours or mine. The only difference is they have security cameras. If a security guard is trying to hassle you (which has happened to me) and you haven't done anything wrong, they can not detain you.

User avatar #10 - faggotishshit (03/28/2015) [-]
Assuming you can remember who did it.
User avatar #11 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
You know where he works. Unless he decides to up and quit his job because he unlawfully attacked someone, which is doubtful, its not hard to find out who it was.
User avatar #12 - faggotishshit (03/28/2015) [-]
It's not doubtful at all. He rekt u tots, he might just bail afterwards. It's not worth spending time in prison because of a fuckhead that's buying marijuana publicly
User avatar #13 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
Okay you're pushing this into hypotheticals to try to argue your point.

Regardless he's probably not going to bail, because usually when security guards are power-tripping to that extent they believe they are in the right, or that you dont realize that he is not allowed to do that. Fact is most people dont understand their rights, and a lot of security guards use that to their advantage.

Not to mention you dont even have to get into that conflict in the first place by just leaving. Once your off the property the very slight amount of power he has (only due to the on-site surveillance) is gone.
#14 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
heh, keep thumbing me down. I'm not wrong about any of this regardless.
#57 - jasperthefennec (03/28/2015) [-]
You ARE wrong, though.
Security guards have special licenses that give them more lenient 'rules of engagement' (not sure what else to call it) when dealing with criminals.
#29 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
>Being so massively butthurt at being wrong that you have to point out how much you don't care

LMFAO fucking child
#22 - anon (03/28/2015) [-]
You're not. These people are just fucking retarded
#20 - Visual (03/28/2015) [-]
but you are.
#34 - poutinesalad (03/28/2015) [-]
what do I care about internet points?
#21 - It's already became a parody of itself. It's stupid a… 03/28/2015 on bazango +2
#120 - My league of legends is not working God ******* … 03/28/2015 on Friday Night, whatcha doing? 0
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User avatar #85 to #84 - faggotishshit (03/21/2015) [-]
Thank you, dear.
User avatar #76 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
It's better to take 2 hours than 2 minutes like a lot of people.

it might be because you fap too much though, and you're desensitized to it. how often do you jerk it
User avatar #77 to #76 - faggotishshit (03/03/2015) [-]
Too often

anywhere between 1 to 10-12 times everyday
I am a sad sad individual
User avatar #78 to #77 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Assuming you're serious, you need to stop then. you're desensitized to it and its taking up too much of your free time.
User avatar #79 to #78 - faggotishshit (03/03/2015) [-]
I can give a good ******* though.
User avatar #80 to #79 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
maybe
User avatar #81 to #80 - faggotishshit (03/03/2015) [-]
Wanna be sure?
User avatar #82 to #81 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
are you asking for anal
User avatar #83 to #82 - faggotishshit (03/03/2015) [-]
I am not asking for it.

I am but implying it.
User avatar #86 to #83 - dragonicangel (06/12/2015) [-]
butt implying*

You could have made a great pun, but you missed it.
User avatar #87 to #86 - faggotishshit (06/12/2015) [-]
Butt maybe I didn't wish to make a pun.
User avatar #88 to #87 - dragonicangel (06/12/2015) [-]
Then you're a bitch
User avatar #72 - faggotishshit (02/26/2015) [-]
furiousmarshmellow

You are important to me :3
#73 to #72 - furiousmarshmellow (02/26/2015) [-]
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Eat it, Virt.
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#69 to #68 - fatbenpoops (02/26/2015) [-]
Okay then.
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hey BB I thought u luved me why u thumb down all my recent comments?
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Fine beyotch, here's your thumbs back.
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