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#34 - Thought I recognised his face. Sad ******* st…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on JUSTICE IS SERVED +7
User avatar #163 - gobnick (08/31/2014) [-]
fuck him for trying to use Attention Deficit and Hyperactivity Disorder as a fucking cop-out. piece of shit deserved every year, fucking sociopath. just because you have something that makes you unable to focus, and have bursts of energy you don't know what to do with, does not EVER excuse child beating, and certainly not a child's death. little fuck even went on the phone with his mom saying "I'm white, all I have to do is cry and they'll sympathize"....he won't do it again when he gets out at 41, but fuck if I'd ever trust this piece of garbage around anyone's family
#4 - Not sure how I feel about this. I'd say it's totally reasonabl… 08/30/2014 on Enlightenment -1
#4 - Legit Questino: What's a "Pit Preacher" ? J…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Jesus died for your bingo +4
#20 - deansmachine (08/31/2014) [-]
That's what we call the guy who "preaches" in the pit at UNC. His name is gary and he is a fucking dick. He sometimes comes over to NC State, but he prefers UNC because of all the weirdos. He is an absolute cock.
#9 - barstoolninja (08/31/2014) [-]
A lot of colleges have crackpot fundamentalist preachers that stand in front of the union or in a place where plenty of people walk by and tell everyone they're going to hell or shouting bible verses and shit. Why they choose colleges, I don't know.
User avatar #14 - commontroll (08/31/2014) [-]
Probably because of all the sex going on at universities.
#6 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
I'm guessing that it's a regular college preacher except that guy is in the college's pit (whatever that is), hence the name.
my college, Temple, has a bell-tower, and our preacher stands in front of it and screams at us. recently, he got a microphone, so he doesn't have to strain his voice anymore.
#5 - salsawin (08/30/2014) [-]
Probably a reference to preachers who focus their efforts on college campuses. We get a few a year at my university, shouting to anyone who will listen, usually in a public area (hence "pit")
#6 - Mine. Dune-y stuff because Azir was released/announced on leag… 08/30/2014 on Backgrounds 2 +1
#22 - Thanks for condensing it. I could never find the epis… 08/30/2014 on the indestructible hilux 0
#140 - Can confirm, was full of **** . See comment #138 o… 08/30/2014 on choice of the day +1
#138 - Can confirm, I got this grossly incorrect and a few daughter c…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on choice of the day +1
User avatar #139 - leafonthewind (08/30/2014) [-]
thanks for the math ol buddy ol pal
#4 - >results day >results are good >results eveni… 08/19/2014 on Close call +1
#6 - Rhydon? Can someone please explain?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Rhydon 0
#7 - fatspartan (08/19/2014) [-]
Rhydon was the first pokemon the company itself created as concept art for the original Red/Green/Blue games
#1 - That kid's arm has been deeper inside a live shark than anyone… 08/19/2014 on Too much badassery in one post 0

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