oops wrong funeral! i was at the right funeral home, just not the right room

I've returned

you must be jesus

I don't wanna brag

then dont

you can if you want.....i dont mind... stealin bread from the mouths of decadence.....

thats such an awesome word. awesome. i tell ya.

i want to feel his butt chin

Be my guest

butt chins feel so cool

What are you up to?

trouble

Ooooh bad girl

toot toot beep beep

very creepy but dayman will save us

why are you so cool. like beans.

I'm cool?

yeah man. like beans

You're awesome

lets be friends forever!

Hell yeah!

we should build a castle!

im gonna make it out of sand

will you help?

i dont mind you comin here! and talkin in your sleep!

That'd be sweet!

do you have a vagina to call your own??

No I don't

how do you live without a period?

I have my ways

youre so special!

hello popeyes chicken!

You've been gone for a really long time

im too busy/lazy for the internet

Oh okay

i still would try to kill an orca for you! if you wanted me to....i like whales.

you know it bro

I'll keep you to your word, when I'm being attacked by willy I'll know who to call

is it me?

You already know

awesome! i rock like beating scissors

i gotta go be sport like so we will postpone this conversation. but just remember, call me beep me if you wanna reach me. and when theres trouble you know who to call....from my tower i can see it all

Teen Titans! but I can't call or beep you D:

you will find a button in the tree in your backyard. push it. that is how you beep me.

So that's what that button was for

you know it homie g bro!

you deserve 12 hugs

i was born in 1211 and i helped my friend jason build the ocean and i invented the guitar, thats why i am a master guitarist. im also a witch, which is why i win at sports. during those god damn witch trials i just turned myself into a butterfly. no one ever suspects a butterfly to be a witch. i'm also really good at making up stories. guess what parts are true and tell me about you!

All of it seems legit, wellll I am a 900 year old Time Lord who goes saving teh universe with companions dat leave me den I gets the sad then I get new partner then we embark on crazy journeys together, I have a tv show based off of my life

oh my goodness i know your whole life story now! do you get money from the doctor who people?

You're a fellow Whovian then?

pretty much. i just started watching it a while ago so i havent seen every episode yet so shhhhhh please!

Can you be anymore awesome!?

i can do cartwheels

If it's okay for me to ask, how old art thou?

im not old. 15. are you old?

I'm 16, so no, I'm not "old"

yay were young together!!!!!!!!!!! did i ask you about your favorite movies, music, or tv shows yet?

No you haven't, weeellll my favorite movies are Watchmen, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Pulp Fiction, Dead Snow, and American Psycho. My favorite bands are Nirvana, MGMT, The xx, Mumford and Sons, Bloodhound Gang and Rammstein. Favorite tv shows are Supernatural, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Misfits and MLP. Yours?

i like goodfellas, pulp fiction, fight club, kill bill,and jay and silent bob. i looove grunge music and really love 70's. seether and chevelle i really like. shows are doctor who(obviously), breaking bad, tosh.o and all them cartoons like powerpuff girls and dexters lab. i have alot of favorite things!

You really awesome and you're only 15? Rare, glad I met you

im glad i met you too!

youre only one year older and you seem pretty wise.

That means a lot, you seem like you'd be a really fun person to hang out with

my whole school knows who i am.....but thats because im a freak/funny to them. lol!

Dammit Kurt, and so far I don't think you're a freak, you seem pretty fucking awesome and unique considering the things that someone your age is in to

so do you! but im from new york, not the city but still everybody's the same and if youre different everyone makes fun of you. but i take criticism really well so i just laugh with them and i dont even mind. i have some friends.sorry if that sounded depressing i didnt mean it too lol. are you a "freak"?

If you were to hang out with me and my friends, you'd understand, the things we do aren't explainable, weeellll they are but if I put them in to words it will seem very gay and sexual and I'm from New York too! aiehgaedakhoea

hello there

I know that it was kind of random to comment on your profile, just looking to make new friends

i like friends! and random pictures, too.

Well I have hundreds of .gifs so we'll get along just fine

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

So tell me about yourself

i like funny stuff and play lots of music and sports. i can also do a cartwheel. what are your hobbies?

Well, I like to swim, listen to music, looking at things that make me laugh and I'm an artist

thats awesome! i love art and swimming! sorry it took so long to respond, i had dance class and i did a whole english project due tomorrow. well now its today but whatever.

You left me!!!!

I"M SO SORRY!!!!!! it'll never happen again except for now because i'm going to sleep.

Okay, goooooodnight

i love you like a child

I will

that is my favorite gif now....

Youre my favorite person now