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#83 - Picture 04/14/2013 on words +17
#86 - ******* lol'd 04/08/2013 on Good Guy /b/ +2
#978 - Hi  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on Life hacks 0
#980 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Hello.
#79 - Picture 04/05/2013 on oh 4chan +4
#109 - This is how I feel right now... 04/01/2013 on My Favourite Green text story +2
#27 - Boy dude, that was ironic... 03/29/2013 on Hey girl you know you drive... -2
#26 - **** YOU BE NICE  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2013 on Hey girl you know you drive... -2
#27 - eyeballdude (03/29/2013) [-]
Boy dude, that was ironic...
#101 - So ******* old... 03/28/2013 on among the top 20 thumbs +2
#37 - Picture 03/28/2013 on I want to watch this +38
#97 - It is a pretty nice boob 03/26/2013 on Do want 0
#29 - Picture 03/26/2013 on Computer mouse with scanner 0
#35 - 9 out of 10 cat's I think... It's the only show I know of with…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2013 on Beating Your Wife -1
User avatar #45 - shedrule (03/26/2013) [-]
Qi
#28 - WHAT? WHY IS THIS A THING?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2013 on This Isn't My Sink +3
#50 - azijay (03/26/2013) [-]
Don't question it; accept it's glorious existence.
#39 - Holy ******* balls.... Can't tell if Fale, or win  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2013 on i walked in on a crayfish... 0
User avatar #154 - JoshBauer (03/26/2013) [-]
Fale.
#137 - What the desu did you just ******* desu about me,… 03/25/2013 on Concered mother 0
#102 - What the **** did you just ******* s…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/25/2013 on Concered mother +4
#115 - anonymous (03/25/2013) [-]
Graduated from US Navy Seals. Have access to Marine Corp Arsenal. Seems Legit.
User avatar #108 - icecreamonnips (03/25/2013) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags.
User avatar #123 - dagreatmax (03/25/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
#137 - eyeballdude (03/25/2013) [-]
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
User avatar #104 - llamasandwhich (03/25/2013) [-]
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
User avatar #140 - dagreatmax (03/25/2013) [-]
Search for "phone" in funnyjunk users
#13 - Pfft, typical white person 03/19/2013 on oh my god -5
#86 - Coming soon: Battleloads 03/16/2013 on NSFW 0
#452 - Looks like they got a... Steamysurprise i'll let m… 03/15/2013 on Give me your strangest GIF's 0
#51 - The pic says it all! you don't know how long i've be… 03/15/2013 on Birthday Skeleton! +1
#4 - I don't even know... Feel good! 03/13/2013 on eyeballdude's profile 0
#42 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2013 on The Truth 0
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#39 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 03/13/2013 on The Truth 0
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#85 - Comment deleted 03/13/2013 on My face when Pie 0
#81 - I tried googling the source of that gif, but my internet fale d  [+] (7 new replies) 03/13/2013 on My face when Pie +1
User avatar #84 - owmowmow (03/13/2013) [-]
That guy is full of fale.

User avatar #90 - IamEllis (03/13/2013) [-]
what a fale ure
#91 - owmowmow (03/13/2013) [-]
ok I'll admit, I fale.
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#93 - thebesttrumpeteer (03/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #95 - mrmontombo (03/13/2013) [-]
fale
#115 - poorassguy (03/13/2013) [-]
WHAT A FUCKING FALE
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User avatar #3 - snakefire (03/13/2013) [-]
why am I getting so many friend requests today?
#4 to #3 - eyeballdude (03/13/2013) [-]
I don't even know... Feel good!
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