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existenceisfutile

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Date Signed Up:5/30/2013
Last Login:3/02/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#416
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Level 155 Content: Faptastic → Level 156 Content: Faptastic
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Content Views:345553
Times Content Favorited:605 times
Total Comments Made:232
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#2 - Not only did air come out of my nose, I stuck my bottom jaw ou… 05/05/2014 on Getting thumbed by... +4
#3 - Please no... 05/05/2014 on We're such GEEKS XDDD +1
#5 - **existenceisfutile rolled user angelious ** Touch me, …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on witty pun which will be... +1
#40 - angelious (05/05/2014) [-]
okay
#1443 - **existenceisfutile rolled image ** 05/05/2014 on How to roll a random... 0
#1 - What Jew magic is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on Oh. OH. +1
#2 - boomerpyro (05/05/2014) [-]
jews can't do magic
you need to follow the rule of equal exchange to do magic
#470 - Comment deleted 05/03/2014 on inconcievable 0
#67 - Comment deleted 05/03/2014 on inconcievable +3
#24 - Same, It's a little confusing at first but it is a good game s… 05/02/2014 on It's good to be master race 0
#83 - Comment deleted 04/30/2014 on Famous Last Words 0
#4 - **existenceisfutile rolled image ** I know how you feel... 04/29/2014 on Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff 0
#47 - I have just reached the part with the moonlight moth. I keep g…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Only 4 stars 0
User avatar #48 - iloveburzum (04/27/2014) [-]
Its estus flasks! That part is entirely optional, but to deal with the stone men, just block and circle.
Ents are easier if you back the fuck away and get them in a corridor, or use a bow to shoot them before they attack you.
Also, if you're near that big fucking door that needed some seal or shit to open, try attacking the wall to the left of it. Free bonfire yay!
Theres a summon at the bottom of the moths tower, that is handy for killing that cunt.
#1 - My day has been alright. Started playing dark souls, which is …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Darth Van gogh +1
User avatar #5 - edwardyeap (04/27/2014) [-]
But fun, that fucking Dragonrider though.
User avatar #7 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/27/2014) [-]
The amount of times that prick hit me without actually hitting me is beyond belief
#31 - **existenceisfutile rolls 891** Gigantic ************ 04/26/2014 on Trips to name child +42
#2 - How long did the page take to load?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on This site sucks +3
User avatar #4 - nospyonme (04/26/2014) [-]
20 minutes
#14 - I just started playing the first Dark Souls this morning. It r…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Only 4 stars +4
User avatar #34 - madzombiie (04/26/2014) [-]
What iloveburzum said. Many people on this site know just about everything about dark souls so if you ask youll get an answer
User avatar #29 - wliia (04/26/2014) [-]
While most games get more difficult as the game progresses, dark souls gets easier as you get more in to it. Arguably the hardest boss in the game is the 4th one. The first 3 aren't that easy either.

Once you get over that wall you'll find the game more enjoyable.

User avatar #31 - ninjahitman (04/26/2014) [-]
"The fourth one" can vary between bosses depending on how you see it. Queelag or even The Gargoyles can be your fourth boss. You can kill the four kings pretty much straight away.
User avatar #32 - wliia (04/26/2014) [-]
Well yeah, but with the "normal" progression. Beating the 4 kings on a first playthrough that early in the game is entirely unlikely, and he's probably not going to be using the short cut to quelagg if he doesn't know about it.
User avatar #33 - ninjahitman (04/26/2014) [-]
I guess so. I knew what I was doing my entire first playthrough, seen my dad complete it so many times
User avatar #21 - iloveburzum (04/26/2014) [-]
Stay strong. Ask for advice if you need it.
#47 - existenceisfutile (04/27/2014) [-]
I have just reached the part with the moonlight moth. I keep getting clusterfucked by 3 ents before that though, and end up using most of my health potions cant remember the fucking name, sorry before teh actual boss fight, have you got any ideas? Thanks
User avatar #48 - iloveburzum (04/27/2014) [-]
Its estus flasks! That part is entirely optional, but to deal with the stone men, just block and circle.
Ents are easier if you back the fuck away and get them in a corridor, or use a bow to shoot them before they attack you.
Also, if you're near that big fucking door that needed some seal or shit to open, try attacking the wall to the left of it. Free bonfire yay!
Theres a summon at the bottom of the moths tower, that is handy for killing that cunt.
User avatar #45 - jollybollocks (04/27/2014) [-]
I love Burzum too.
#31 - **existenceisfutile rolled image ** Moisturise me 04/26/2014 on Roll your boat 0
#36 - Excellent drawing style 04/25/2014 on Gaming Moments: Titanfall 0
#2 - Good job OP 04/25/2014 on OP the delivery-boy +5
#49 - Reminds me of the past 5 years kek  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on . My gosh 0
User avatar #50 - dewydonut (04/24/2014) [-]
lel
#226914 - addy is kill 04/18/2014 on DONGER ENERGY ROOM 0
#224083 - All fun and games until someone gets raped 04/18/2014 on DONGER ENERGY ROOM 0
#223084 - POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL 04/18/2014 on DONGER ENERGY ROOM 0
#221981 - I'll eat ur **** for orange text 04/18/2014 on DONGER ENERGY ROOM 0
#221661 - wat 04/18/2014 on DONGER ENERGY ROOM 0
#221605 - What are my ears hearing  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2014 on DONGER ENERGY ROOM 0
User avatar #221634 - ribocoon (04/18/2014) [-]
some say it's angles screaming
others say they're singing
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