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Date Signed Up:6/06/2011
Last Login:1/24/2014
Location:Denmark
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#195 - Yea even funnier because they both originated from Reddit and … 04/25/2013 on Me and my GF :) -10
#98 - On a real note, most of today's razors are fool proof and if … 04/24/2013 on Oh Facebook, You Win This... +5
#248 - dragons 04/24/2013 on MFW my ban ends +1
#170 - Nope it said pop. Nevermind. 04/24/2013 on I wish I was as smart as him 0
#167 - Why would you drink 2L of poop?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on I wish I was as smart as him 0
User avatar #170 - exicuton (04/24/2013) [-]
Nope it said pop. Nevermind.
#312 - I know you do, Troels. I know you do. Queue creepy music  [+] (17 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#313 - Kairyuka (04/23/2013) [-]
...
O_O
W-who are you? D:
User avatar #314 - exicuton (05/19/2013) [-]
I am..me.
#315 - Kairyuka (05/19/2013) [-]
And you've been MIA for about a month now :c
User avatar #316 - exicuton (05/29/2013) [-]
Noo. Time is just a lot faster in my universe, unfortunately.
#317 - Kairyuka (05/29/2013) [-]
Wow, you still exist!
User avatar #318 - exicuton (05/31/2013) [-]
See, I'm getting faster. Recovering from alien probing. Happens a lot around here.
#319 - Kairyuka (06/01/2013) [-]
Well it's good to have you back man c:
User avatar #329 - exicuton (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh you already did Physics, my bad.. Thought you did Electronics yesterday.
Gratz!
Sure it is. Only if I want to see your pictures though!
User avatar #327 - exicuton (06/11/2013) [-]
It was Physics and IT you still needed, just remembered.
User avatar #328 - Kairyuka (06/11/2013) [-]
Wrong, electronics and IT, and I just did electronics today :3
Second best grade, bitches!
Facebook is suitable for stalking, right? ;D
User avatar #326 - exicuton (06/11/2013) [-]
How did I find out your name, Troels?
Oh and how did the exams go? You still have two left, right?
User avatar #324 - exicuton (06/10/2013) [-]
He said he liked me once, so everyone except me! I can dream.
User avatar #325 - Kairyuka (06/11/2013) [-]
It's merely a dream my friend xD
I figured out how you found out my name
User avatar #322 - exicuton (06/10/2013) [-]
Addy doesn't like you, apparently :c
User avatar #323 - Kairyuka (06/10/2013) [-]
Addy likes no one, he's a big mean poophole :c
User avatar #320 - exicuton (06/08/2013) [-]
I am happy that you think so
#321 - Kairyuka (06/08/2013) [-]
Okay, I'm getting wary of posting cute anime girls, I just got banned for 12 hours for doing that. THEY WEREN'T NSFW, WHAT THE HELL?
#310 - Ah I know what you mean. I love fruit and hate cake. Well …  [+] (19 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#311 - Kairyuka (04/23/2013) [-]
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Me neither, since I live in Denmark xD
User avatar #312 - exicuton (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you do, Troels. I know you do. Queue creepy music
#313 - Kairyuka (04/23/2013) [-]
...
O_O
W-who are you? D:
User avatar #314 - exicuton (05/19/2013) [-]
I am..me.
#315 - Kairyuka (05/19/2013) [-]
And you've been MIA for about a month now :c
User avatar #316 - exicuton (05/29/2013) [-]
Noo. Time is just a lot faster in my universe, unfortunately.
#317 - Kairyuka (05/29/2013) [-]
Wow, you still exist!
User avatar #318 - exicuton (05/31/2013) [-]
See, I'm getting faster. Recovering from alien probing. Happens a lot around here.
#319 - Kairyuka (06/01/2013) [-]
Well it's good to have you back man c:
User avatar #329 - exicuton (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh you already did Physics, my bad.. Thought you did Electronics yesterday.
Gratz!
Sure it is. Only if I want to see your pictures though!
User avatar #327 - exicuton (06/11/2013) [-]
It was Physics and IT you still needed, just remembered.
User avatar #328 - Kairyuka (06/11/2013) [-]
Wrong, electronics and IT, and I just did electronics today :3
Second best grade, bitches!
Facebook is suitable for stalking, right? ;D
User avatar #326 - exicuton (06/11/2013) [-]
How did I find out your name, Troels?
Oh and how did the exams go? You still have two left, right?
User avatar #324 - exicuton (06/10/2013) [-]
He said he liked me once, so everyone except me! I can dream.
User avatar #325 - Kairyuka (06/11/2013) [-]
It's merely a dream my friend xD
I figured out how you found out my name
User avatar #322 - exicuton (06/10/2013) [-]
Addy doesn't like you, apparently :c
User avatar #323 - Kairyuka (06/10/2013) [-]
Addy likes no one, he's a big mean poophole :c
User avatar #320 - exicuton (06/08/2013) [-]
I am happy that you think so
#321 - Kairyuka (06/08/2013) [-]
Okay, I'm getting wary of posting cute anime girls, I just got banned for 12 hours for doing that. THEY WEREN'T NSFW, WHAT THE HELL?
#308 - Moooar. Do you like fruit or cake? Or both?  [+] (21 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#309 - Kairyuka (04/23/2013) [-]
I fucking love fruit. AND cake. But if I had to choose one or the other, it would probably be fruit. I've eaten so many apples that I can look at an apple and tell you how it is. I can do the same when touching an orange or tangerine. What about you? c:
User avatar #310 - exicuton (04/23/2013) [-]
Ah I know what you mean.
I love fruit and hate cake. Well I don't hate cake.. But it's too fat for me, 90% of the times. Or too sweet I guess is the word. Fruit is the best. Apples are great. They need to be a bright color to be good. Bright green or bright red. Could also be a mix of bright green and red. As long as the colors are bright, the apple is juicy and tasty. At least the apples we have where I live. Can't be sure about the standards in the Americas.
#311 - Kairyuka (04/23/2013) [-]
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Me neither, since I live in Denmark xD
User avatar #312 - exicuton (04/23/2013) [-]
I know you do, Troels. I know you do. Queue creepy music
#313 - Kairyuka (04/23/2013) [-]
...
O_O
W-who are you? D:
User avatar #314 - exicuton (05/19/2013) [-]
I am..me.
#315 - Kairyuka (05/19/2013) [-]
And you've been MIA for about a month now :c
User avatar #316 - exicuton (05/29/2013) [-]
Noo. Time is just a lot faster in my universe, unfortunately.
#317 - Kairyuka (05/29/2013) [-]
Wow, you still exist!
User avatar #318 - exicuton (05/31/2013) [-]
See, I'm getting faster. Recovering from alien probing. Happens a lot around here.
#319 - Kairyuka (06/01/2013) [-]
Well it's good to have you back man c:
User avatar #329 - exicuton (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh you already did Physics, my bad.. Thought you did Electronics yesterday.
Gratz!
Sure it is. Only if I want to see your pictures though!
User avatar #327 - exicuton (06/11/2013) [-]
It was Physics and IT you still needed, just remembered.
User avatar #328 - Kairyuka (06/11/2013) [-]
Wrong, electronics and IT, and I just did electronics today :3
Second best grade, bitches!
Facebook is suitable for stalking, right? ;D
User avatar #326 - exicuton (06/11/2013) [-]
How did I find out your name, Troels?
Oh and how did the exams go? You still have two left, right?
User avatar #324 - exicuton (06/10/2013) [-]
He said he liked me once, so everyone except me! I can dream.
User avatar #325 - Kairyuka (06/11/2013) [-]
It's merely a dream my friend xD
I figured out how you found out my name
User avatar #322 - exicuton (06/10/2013) [-]
Addy doesn't like you, apparently :c
User avatar #323 - Kairyuka (06/10/2013) [-]
Addy likes no one, he's a big mean poophole :c
User avatar #320 - exicuton (06/08/2013) [-]
I am happy that you think so
#321 - Kairyuka (06/08/2013) [-]
Okay, I'm getting wary of posting cute anime girls, I just got banned for 12 hours for doing that. THEY WEREN'T NSFW, WHAT THE HELL?
#305 - Days upon days!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#306 - Kairyuka (04/23/2013) [-]
We might as well chat for a bit while I'm dumping, since I like making new friends :D
#303 - That's cute  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#304 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
I'll be doing this for days! And I don't mind :3
User avatar #305 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Days upon days!
#306 - Kairyuka (04/23/2013) [-]
We might as well chat for a bit while I'm dumping, since I like making new friends :D
#301 - You sir, have excellent taste!  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#302 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Thank you, I do my best. It's quite rare to find someone with as good taste as myself, I must say c:
I also like cute bellies really much, especially in this kind of picture~
User avatar #303 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
That's cute
#304 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
I'll be doing this for days! And I don't mind :3
User avatar #305 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Days upon days!
#306 - Kairyuka (04/23/2013) [-]
We might as well chat for a bit while I'm dumping, since I like making new friends :D
#299 - That is one well defined collarbone o:  [+] (7 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#300 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
I like nice legs better myself :3
User avatar #301 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
You sir, have excellent taste!
#302 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Thank you, I do my best. It's quite rare to find someone with as good taste as myself, I must say c:
I also like cute bellies really much, especially in this kind of picture~
User avatar #303 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
That's cute
#304 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
I'll be doing this for days! And I don't mind :3
User avatar #305 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Days upon days!
#306 - Kairyuka (04/23/2013) [-]
We might as well chat for a bit while I'm dumping, since I like making new friends :D
#297 - I will do my best to prepare, but then realize I was so far fr…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#298 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
c:
User avatar #299 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
That is one well defined collarbone o:
#300 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
I like nice legs better myself :3
User avatar #301 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
You sir, have excellent taste!
#302 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Thank you, I do my best. It's quite rare to find someone with as good taste as myself, I must say c:
I also like cute bellies really much, especially in this kind of picture~
User avatar #303 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
That's cute
#304 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
I'll be doing this for days! And I don't mind :3
User avatar #305 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Days upon days!
#306 - Kairyuka (04/23/2013) [-]
We might as well chat for a bit while I'm dumping, since I like making new friends :D
#295 - Aw yiss!  [+] (11 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#296 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
I can finally get to use all these! Prepare yourself for some ecchi ones next :3
User avatar #297 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
I will do my best to prepare, but then realize I was so far from prepared that prepared people laugh at me. I'm ready.
#298 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
c:
User avatar #299 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
That is one well defined collarbone o:
#300 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
I like nice legs better myself :3
User avatar #301 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
You sir, have excellent taste!
#302 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Thank you, I do my best. It's quite rare to find someone with as good taste as myself, I must say c:
I also like cute bellies really much, especially in this kind of picture~
User avatar #303 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
That's cute
#304 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
I'll be doing this for days! And I don't mind :3
User avatar #305 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Days upon days!
#306 - Kairyuka (04/23/2013) [-]
We might as well chat for a bit while I'm dumping, since I like making new friends :D
#293 - Aw I can't reply to your latest comment.. The purple lines are… 04/22/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#291 - At least I thought I was..  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#292 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Here comes some slightly ecchi stuff :3
#289 - I am prepared!  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#290 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Are you though?
User avatar #293 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Aw I can't reply to your latest comment.. The purple lines are too big :c
User avatar #291 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
At least I thought I was..
#292 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Here comes some slightly ecchi stuff :3
#287 - If only I could contribute :c.. But I got nothing.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#288 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Then I won't hold back!
User avatar #289 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
I am prepared!
#290 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Are you though?
User avatar #293 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Aw I can't reply to your latest comment.. The purple lines are too big :c
User avatar #291 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
At least I thought I was..
#292 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Here comes some slightly ecchi stuff :3
#212 - Seems like a very one-sided war o:  [+] (8 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#285 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Well, feel free to contribute :3
I've got some slightly ecchi cute pics too
User avatar #287 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
If only I could contribute :c.. But I got nothing.
#288 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Then I won't hold back!
User avatar #289 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
I am prepared!
#290 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Are you though?
User avatar #293 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Aw I can't reply to your latest comment.. The purple lines are too big :c
User avatar #291 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
At least I thought I was..
#292 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Here comes some slightly ecchi stuff :3
#190 - That is very kind of you.  [+] (10 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#191 - Kairyuka (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm just shooting everything I've got now! Cuteness war!
User avatar #212 - exicuton (04/21/2013) [-]
Seems like a very one-sided war o:
#285 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Well, feel free to contribute :3
I've got some slightly ecchi cute pics too
User avatar #287 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
If only I could contribute :c.. But I got nothing.
#288 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Then I won't hold back!
User avatar #289 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
I am prepared!
#290 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Are you though?
User avatar #293 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Aw I can't reply to your latest comment.. The purple lines are too big :c
User avatar #291 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
At least I thought I was..
#292 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Here comes some slightly ecchi stuff :3
#168 - Can't you just make more 5ever? :c  [+] (12 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples 0
#170 - Kairyuka (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm digging into my folders after random cute animu
User avatar #190 - exicuton (04/21/2013) [-]
That is very kind of you.
#191 - Kairyuka (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm just shooting everything I've got now! Cuteness war!
User avatar #212 - exicuton (04/21/2013) [-]
Seems like a very one-sided war o:
#285 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Well, feel free to contribute :3
I've got some slightly ecchi cute pics too
User avatar #287 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
If only I could contribute :c.. But I got nothing.
#288 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Then I won't hold back!
User avatar #289 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
I am prepared!
#290 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Are you though?
User avatar #293 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Aw I can't reply to your latest comment.. The purple lines are too big :c
User avatar #291 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
At least I thought I was..
#292 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Here comes some slightly ecchi stuff :3
#114 - I like them  [+] (27 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples +3
#294 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
I'll just start from here again then c:
I'm far from done!
User avatar #295 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Aw yiss!
#296 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
I can finally get to use all these! Prepare yourself for some ecchi ones next :3
User avatar #297 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
I will do my best to prepare, but then realize I was so far from prepared that prepared people laugh at me. I'm ready.
#298 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
c:
User avatar #299 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
That is one well defined collarbone o:
#300 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
I like nice legs better myself :3
User avatar #301 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
You sir, have excellent taste!
#302 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Thank you, I do my best. It's quite rare to find someone with as good taste as myself, I must say c:
I also like cute bellies really much, especially in this kind of picture~
User avatar #303 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
That's cute
#304 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
I'll be doing this for days! And I don't mind :3
User avatar #305 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Days upon days!
#306 - Kairyuka (04/23/2013) [-]
We might as well chat for a bit while I'm dumping, since I like making new friends :D
#115 - Kairyuka (04/21/2013) [-]
Then I will post more. But I don't have much more, I'm afraid :c
User avatar #168 - exicuton (04/21/2013) [-]
Can't you just make more 5ever? :c
#170 - Kairyuka (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm digging into my folders after random cute animu
User avatar #190 - exicuton (04/21/2013) [-]
That is very kind of you.
#191 - Kairyuka (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm just shooting everything I've got now! Cuteness war!
User avatar #212 - exicuton (04/21/2013) [-]
Seems like a very one-sided war o:
#285 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Well, feel free to contribute :3
I've got some slightly ecchi cute pics too
User avatar #287 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
If only I could contribute :c.. But I got nothing.
#288 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Then I won't hold back!
User avatar #289 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
I am prepared!
#290 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Are you though?
User avatar #293 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
Aw I can't reply to your latest comment.. The purple lines are too big :c
User avatar #291 - exicuton (04/22/2013) [-]
At least I thought I was..
#292 - Kairyuka (04/22/2013) [-]
Here comes some slightly ecchi stuff :3
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User avatar #1 - aguta (11/16/2012) [-]
happy birthday friend
User avatar #2 to #1 - exicuton (11/16/2012) [-]
Thank you very much kind sir.
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