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Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/Nikolauswijngard
Steam Profile: Exarzero
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: All of them
Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:2/27/2015
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Content Ranking:#7356
Comment Ranking:#4573
Highest Content Rank:#939
Highest Comment Rank:#2842
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Content Views:395357
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Total Comments Made:3415
FJ Points:13137
Not much to say. I surf here almost everyday. I enjoy the crowd. (Mostly) Posted a few things before. Maybe do it again? idk. Anywyas, thanks for reading this terrible description of me.

latest user's comments

#23 - It is actually a really good knife for it's price.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/22/2015 on no title +2
User avatar #24 - thatoneiranianguy (01/22/2015) [-]
It's a budget knife, there are far better out there.
User avatar #26 - exarzero (01/22/2015) [-]
Just because you don't own it, don't assume you know it's capabilities by price alone.

The original and true Karambit knife was simple as hell, but it still worked wonders for the fighters who were using them. You could make one for cheaper than this one for sale...
User avatar #28 - thatoneiranianguy (01/22/2015) [-]
Honshu is a budget line out of United Cutlery. It's an OK budget knife. But I wouldn't trust it to any heavy labor.
#196 - clannadqs (01/22/2015) [-]
>Heavy labor

Bro, the fuck are you using your knives for? Are you one of those fags that makes stress test videos with you getting mad at the lock failing after putting 1000+ pounds on the spine of the knife? Or you get pissed that an axis-lock knife "randomly" closed when using it to chop a damn tree down? I have owned numerous knives that I used for EDC over 200 dollars and even more over 300 dollars that I collected. I'm also in the military and not once have I been forced to do something with my knife that would cause anything above 20 dollars to fail.
#32 - exarzero (01/22/2015) [-]
I have had mine for 4 years, and use it in Hunting extensively, and as a shoulder personal protection device when working security (Its legal here in Texas). Not to mention the amount of times I have had smaller things to cut when working or at home. It's a great knife for it's price, and when it comes down to it. It's just a steel pointy thing that does it's job well. I am certain there is some knives that costs too much out there that do the same thing but last longer maybe, but this is a damn good knife for the cost.
User avatar #199 - clannadqs (01/22/2015) [-]
Don't even pay attention to the kid. He has no idea what he is talking about.
#78 - kebaber (01/22/2015) [-]
So you want to play the game who has a bigger knife?
User avatar #33 - thatoneiranianguy (01/22/2015) [-]
And I don't doubt that. But that's my point, it's a budget knife.
User avatar #36 - exarzero (01/22/2015) [-]
This whole conversation is pointy. lol

Anyways, I trust it to heavy labor, even with my life. Carry on. I agree with you on most of your points below.
#22 - I bought this exact knife. It's awesome. 01/22/2015 on no title -1
#83 - Cheers to that. New gf is amazing. 01/22/2015 on Read Desc. 0
#45 - Exact same happened to my in my school district. I have a …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Read Desc. +1
User avatar #48 - ronyx (01/22/2015) [-]
Good for you, I would rather be single than with a materialistic bitch.
User avatar #83 - exarzero (01/22/2015) [-]
Cheers to that.

New gf is amazing.
#68 - Comment deleted 01/22/2015 on (untitled) +1
#196 - I have to admit it's pretty damn nice here. 01/21/2015 on Texas 0
#186 - Aw... Poor chucklenuts. 01/21/2015 on R.I.P 0
#46 - He pulls out too far and causing air to be pushed in when he g… 01/21/2015 on frrtfrrtfrrtfrrtfrrtfrrtfrr... 0
#115 - The dog one killed me. LOL 01/21/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#193 - lol Awesome. Should stick around a while. 01/21/2015 on funnyjunk is spreading 0
#364 - I am dating a cosplayer, and I am one myself. Absolu… 01/21/2015 on Cosplay imgs dump 0
#10 - **exarzero used "*roll picture*"** **exarzero rolled image… 01/20/2015 on mfw im an american in a... -2
#41 - (Buy it! There is a for sale sign) 01/20/2015 on i am the one who knocks +1
#148 - It shall be done.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2015 on funnyjunk is spreading +1
User avatar #170 - firezthehusky (01/20/2015) [-]
Picked one of my favorite gifs
User avatar #193 - exarzero (01/21/2015) [-]
lol Awesome. Should stick around a while.
#131 - Do it. Give me a new one. FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2015 on funnyjunk is spreading 0
#137 - firezthehusky (01/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #148 - exarzero (01/20/2015) [-]
It shall be done.
User avatar #170 - firezthehusky (01/20/2015) [-]
Picked one of my favorite gifs
User avatar #193 - exarzero (01/21/2015) [-]
lol Awesome. Should stick around a while.
#77 - IT STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS! It was needed. Thank you… 01/19/2015 on Yes, perfect. 0
#35 - I love seeing things like this for... idk. But I want…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Yes, perfect. 0
#71 - bodox (01/19/2015) [-]
be carefull what
User avatar #77 - exarzero (01/19/2015) [-]

It was needed. Thank you good sir.
#72 - bodox (01/19/2015) [-]
you wish for
#26 - Holy **** , he is. Don't ****… 01/19/2015 on Bruce Lee Reincarnation 0
#44 - Very cool. Comicpalooza Houston. Picture with him was expensiv… 01/18/2015 on Captain Jack 0
#38 - Is this... not normal? It is in Houston. 01/18/2015 on Japanese restaurant 0
#64 - It's been a bad day. See... evens out. Rec… 01/18/2015 on Asian girls 0
#62 - I walk a dangerous line of moderation. Also... I don'…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Asian girls 0
User avatar #63 - reican (01/18/2015) [-]
... you win this time.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (01/18/2015) [-]
It's been a bad day.

See... evens out.

Rectal rocket.
#27 - They are actually pretty fun to chill with. Just sit… 01/18/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation 0
#58 - 6 is fine. Any normal girl is not going to debate that. They w… 01/18/2015 on Asian girls 0
#57 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Asian girls +1
User avatar #61 - reican (01/18/2015) [-]
>" my gf"
> be on FJ
Pick one
User avatar #86 - lukecrant (01/18/2015) [-]
This is fj not /b/, so don't act a fag pretending people on fj are too obscure and fucked to have girlfriends you edgy cunt
User avatar #90 - reican (01/18/2015) [-]
you must be new here.
User avatar #62 - exarzero (01/18/2015) [-]
I walk a dangerous line of moderation.

Also... I don't like sports. And my self esteem is that, which is the level of cabbage.

Thus, it evens out.
User avatar #63 - reican (01/18/2015) [-]
... you win this time.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (01/18/2015) [-]
It's been a bad day.

See... evens out.

Rectal rocket.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #69 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
**** you
#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
#27 - commandurrazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anonexplains (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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