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exarzero

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/Nikolauswijngard
Steam Profile: Exarzero
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: All of them
Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:Texas
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5221
Comment Ranking:#2223
Highest Content Rank:#939
Highest Comment Rank:#2148
Content Thumbs: 8994 total,  10862 ,  1868
Comment Thumbs: 5699 total,  7037 ,  1338
Content Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 189 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 68% (68/100)
Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:372
Content Views:404195
Times Content Favorited:501 times
Total Comments Made:3667
FJ Points:13936
Not much to say. I surf here almost everyday. I enjoy the crowd. (Mostly) Posted a few things before. Maybe do it again? idk. Anywyas, thanks for reading this terrible description of me.

latest user's comments

#62 - My Polish neighbor actually does not hate the Nazi's at all, b…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2015 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #97 - thefates (03/15/2015) [-]
Russian soldiers were complete and utter cunts to the countries they "liberated" from Nazi control.
User avatar #129 - exarzero (03/16/2015) [-]
Oh yes. My family is from Germany.
#28 - This is amazing. 03/15/2015 on Combat Drone +1
#51 - MS-13? Better that they all go blind. 03/15/2015 on He didn't saw it coming +3
#35 - I don't wish to compare and contrast separate police events on… 03/15/2015 on Police Brutality +1
#55 - I really, really did not need to see a dead kid tonight. 03/15/2015 on Welcome to Brazil +7
#733 - I would be on it... by... myself? 03/15/2015 on If you were stuck on an... 0
#39 - Sadly, I bought the season pass... and the game was pooooooooor. 03/14/2015 on Titanfall DLC's for free 0
#349787 - It's good. 03/14/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL +1
#349713 - Looooove meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 03/14/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL +1
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2015 on Man the harpoons! +74
User avatar #13 - isolovegames (03/13/2015) [-]
"Igor! Pull, THE SWITCH!"
#86 - FJ goes to war. 03/12/2015 on Priorities 0
#195 - "cosplay" **** yeah. 03/12/2015 on Heard you guys liek cosplay 0
#38 - Awful... but made me lolz 03/11/2015 on Cats in GTA V +1
#690 - Wow, wow, wow. Nice one. rofl 03/11/2015 on Are you kidding me?!? 0
#56 - I have to agree! 03/09/2015 on When this baby hits 88 MPH.. 0
#55 - Gif made me laugh. Thanks lol 03/09/2015 on When this baby hits 88 MPH.. 0
#54 - Thanks! Took a couple classes. Only paid off here. lol 03/09/2015 on When this baby hits 88 MPH.. 0
#53 - Thank you. 03/09/2015 on When this baby hits 88 MPH.. +1
#15 - What we were all expecting:  [+] (14 new replies) 03/09/2015 on When this baby hits 88 MPH.. +164
#50 - AnimalsConscience (03/09/2015) [-]
...no but seriously that's exactly what I was thinking.
User avatar #44 - sliferzpwns (03/09/2015) [-]
Great job!
User avatar #53 - exarzero (03/09/2015) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #29 - moisture (03/09/2015) [-]
that nigga crashed into time and space
#28 - Mozzak (03/09/2015) [-]
You glorious bastard.
User avatar #55 - exarzero (03/09/2015) [-]
Gif made me laugh. Thanks lol
User avatar #22 - greyhoundfd (03/09/2015) [-]
Aw yeah, the good intro.
User avatar #56 - exarzero (03/09/2015) [-]
I have to agree!
#20 - theruse (03/09/2015) [-]
I wasn't expecting that at all.
#19 - tagme (03/09/2015) [-]
#18 - winglit (03/09/2015) [-]
Damn that was really well done
User avatar #54 - exarzero (03/09/2015) [-]
Thanks! Took a couple classes. Only paid off here. lol
#17 - popnotes (03/09/2015) [-]
10/10
User avatar #57 - exarzero (03/26/2015) [-]
Thanks mate.
#76 - True. South Houston has never been a nice area either. Sadly, …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on Anon goes to China 0
#78 - asasinmonkey (03/09/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah worse shit goes on. I was down there visiting my cousin who lives in southpark, we almost walked into a shell being robbed while we were going to buy swishers. Shit was full on retarded.
#73 - Laporte. It's okay here.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Anon goes to China 0
#74 - asasinmonkey (03/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, for sure better than baytown. Baytown is pretty fucking ghetto sometimes. I make a point to avoid it. And i lived in sunnyside for 2 years.
User avatar #76 - exarzero (03/09/2015) [-]
True. South Houston has never been a nice area either. Sadly, I may have to work in Baytown again. It's so-so, but some parts are downright awful. Worse things than than peeing in public that's for sure.
#78 - asasinmonkey (03/09/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah worse shit goes on. I was down there visiting my cousin who lives in southpark, we almost walked into a shell being robbed while we were going to buy swishers. Shit was full on retarded.
#68 - What you say is exactly my point. (Also, hey neighbor)  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Anon goes to China 0
#71 - asasinmonkey (03/08/2015) [-]
Well howdy. What part are you living in now? Im up here just inside spring and shit.
User avatar #73 - exarzero (03/08/2015) [-]
Laporte. It's okay here.
#74 - asasinmonkey (03/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, for sure better than baytown. Baytown is pretty fucking ghetto sometimes. I make a point to avoid it. And i lived in sunnyside for 2 years.
User avatar #76 - exarzero (03/09/2015) [-]
True. South Houston has never been a nice area either. Sadly, I may have to work in Baytown again. It's so-so, but some parts are downright awful. Worse things than than peeing in public that's for sure.
#78 - asasinmonkey (03/09/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah worse shit goes on. I was down there visiting my cousin who lives in southpark, we almost walked into a shell being robbed while we were going to buy swishers. Shit was full on retarded.
#62 - I'll take the red thumbs. I'd rather not be a closed minded …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Anon goes to China +1
#65 - undead (03/08/2015) [-]
#60 - Iv'e been there twice, and never saw anything like that. They …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Anon goes to China +1
#67 - asasinmonkey (03/08/2015) [-]
Theres gross shit in every big city. I live in Houston and fucked up shit happens here, but the same is true of NYC and LA, and London, and Paris, and every other city on the face of the planet. I would assume that just like any other city has gross niggas doing gross shit. Bejing i mean.
User avatar #68 - exarzero (03/08/2015) [-]
What you say is exactly my point. (Also, hey neighbor)
#71 - asasinmonkey (03/08/2015) [-]
Well howdy. What part are you living in now? Im up here just inside spring and shit.
User avatar #73 - exarzero (03/08/2015) [-]
Laporte. It's okay here.
#74 - asasinmonkey (03/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, for sure better than baytown. Baytown is pretty fucking ghetto sometimes. I make a point to avoid it. And i lived in sunnyside for 2 years.
User avatar #76 - exarzero (03/09/2015) [-]
True. South Houston has never been a nice area either. Sadly, I may have to work in Baytown again. It's so-so, but some parts are downright awful. Worse things than than peeing in public that's for sure.
#78 - asasinmonkey (03/09/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah worse shit goes on. I was down there visiting my cousin who lives in southpark, we almost walked into a shell being robbed while we were going to buy swishers. Shit was full on retarded.
#56 - Dude, do you really think that is true based on this guys comm…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Anon goes to China +1
User avatar #59 - elcreepo (03/08/2015) [-]
If china is a place that lets children shit themselves in public and do nothing about it

Then fuck china
User avatar #60 - exarzero (03/08/2015) [-]
Iv'e been there twice, and never saw anything like that. They are mostly a civilized people just like any other nation. Iv'e seen worse downtown in Houston. But then again, it was a bad area. Don't be so quick to jump on to what people are saying here just because they say it. My gf is from China, it's poor, but not that disgusting unless you are in a literal shit hole of an area.
#67 - asasinmonkey (03/08/2015) [-]
Theres gross shit in every big city. I live in Houston and fucked up shit happens here, but the same is true of NYC and LA, and London, and Paris, and every other city on the face of the planet. I would assume that just like any other city has gross niggas doing gross shit. Bejing i mean.
User avatar #68 - exarzero (03/08/2015) [-]
What you say is exactly my point. (Also, hey neighbor)
#71 - asasinmonkey (03/08/2015) [-]
Well howdy. What part are you living in now? Im up here just inside spring and shit.
User avatar #73 - exarzero (03/08/2015) [-]
Laporte. It's okay here.
#74 - asasinmonkey (03/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, for sure better than baytown. Baytown is pretty fucking ghetto sometimes. I make a point to avoid it. And i lived in sunnyside for 2 years.
User avatar #76 - exarzero (03/09/2015) [-]
True. South Houston has never been a nice area either. Sadly, I may have to work in Baytown again. It's so-so, but some parts are downright awful. Worse things than than peeing in public that's for sure.
#78 - asasinmonkey (03/09/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah worse shit goes on. I was down there visiting my cousin who lives in southpark, we almost walked into a shell being robbed while we were going to buy swishers. Shit was full on retarded.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #71 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #72 to #71 - exarzero (04/07/2015) [-]
Thank you, hero sir.
#73 to #72 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
no probelm, just doing my job
User avatar #74 to #73 - exarzero (04/07/2015) [-]
I salute you!
#75 to #74 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
with great power comes great responsibility
User avatar #69 - soundofwinter (06/27/2014) [-]
**** you
#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - Ken M (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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