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Age: 23
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Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:7/14/2014
Location:Texas
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#86 - Lay it on me.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2014 on Let's try this again 0
User avatar #105 - Byte (06/25/2014) [-]
is that the eggplant with a face on it..?
User avatar #220 - exarzero (06/25/2014) [-]
I think it's a shoe.
#375 - Do it... 06/24/2014 on Giving away all of the porn 0
#57 - Picture 06/24/2014 on betanomore 0
#255 - I'm sure. 0_o 06/24/2014 on things under an electronic... 0
#252 - But... what do they taste like?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on things under an electronic... 0
User avatar #253 - zanea (06/23/2014) [-]
Next time you go swimming you'll find out
#255 - exarzero (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm sure. 0_o
#16 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/22/2014 on things under an electronic... +27
User avatar #54 - zanea (06/23/2014) [-]
Away with that face! Tardigrades, or Waterbears are some of the most badass organisms on the planet! They can essentially hibernate indefinately and can resist a tremendous amount of radiation and they can even survive in a vacuum. They are actually being studied for potential use in space travel by putting humans in a similar state of hibernation. plus they are adorable
#252 - exarzero (06/23/2014) [-]
But... what do they taste like?
User avatar #253 - zanea (06/23/2014) [-]
Next time you go swimming you'll find out
#255 - exarzero (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm sure. 0_o
#35 - So, is it saying that it is male... or... ugh. 06/22/2014 on Final Boss Of Femenism +1
#10 - That does not look like a plate carrier system. Maybe holds water. 06/22/2014 on Hey, Buffalo chicken for 2.22. 0
#29 - Comment deleted 06/22/2014 on wanna get angry? 0
#37 - All of my anger! ~ 06/22/2014 on Forced commute with no... 0
#188 - Okay, I got nothing. 06/22/2014 on I cRY evry tim 0
#187 - I am wondering that myself. ****  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on I cRY evry tim 0
User avatar #188 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
Okay, I got nothing.
#68 - You beautiful man. 06/22/2014 on exarzero's profile 0
#201 - Maybe you are right, but... I am the guy. 06/21/2014 on animecon 0
#150 - After learning that song on Piano because of some depressing *…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2014 on I cRY evry tim 0
User avatar #160 - vortexrain (06/21/2014) [-]
Why is the word shit censored?
User avatar #187 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
I am wondering that myself. Shit
User avatar #188 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
Okay, I got nothing.
#157 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on animecon +3
#158 - kwanzalord (06/20/2014) [-]
k bye
#154 - Not most... unless you only like the unrealistic idea of model…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/20/2014 on animecon +2
#156 - kwanzalord (06/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #159 - theknikker (06/20/2014) [-]
Ahh, the great cunts of FJ.
User avatar #162 - kwanzalord (06/20/2014) [-]
I stated that I didn't think they were attractive.
Not being a cunt there or anything. He called me shallow, so I gave him my reply for that.
#157 - exarzero (06/20/2014) [-]
#158 - kwanzalord (06/20/2014) [-]
k bye
#192 - My name won't get **** . 06/20/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 5 -1
#134 - Nah, you just get a little bit of everything. Moderation. Just…  [+] (17 new replies) 06/20/2014 on animecon +5
#200 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
lol all these weeaboos mad
#142 - kwanzalord (06/20/2014) [-]
most of them are not attractive at all...
User avatar #187 - imrandybutternubs (06/21/2014) [-]
All hot except for the one doing the peace sign in the middle.
#189 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Exarzero only found the guy attractive
User avatar #201 - exarzero (06/21/2014) [-]
Maybe you are right, but...

I am the guy.

User avatar #170 - mrnoodlez (06/20/2014) [-]
Besides the one in the middle with golden hair doing the peace sign looking like a man, they don't look half bad. 7/10, would sex.
User avatar #173 - kwanzalord (06/20/2014) [-]
to each their own i suppose
#154 - exarzero (06/20/2014) [-]
Not most... unless you only like the unrealistic idea of models, which is cool and all. But I did say, moderation. These are just fans. Some happen to look one way, while some another.

My point was, you see all sorts of people at cons. The good, the bad, the ugly, and holy shit balls batman that girls fucking hot.

The best part? These people like what I like. only give half a fuck about looks anymore. That's simply being shallow otherwise. These are people I'd date.
#156 - kwanzalord (06/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #159 - theknikker (06/20/2014) [-]
Ahh, the great cunts of FJ.
User avatar #162 - kwanzalord (06/20/2014) [-]
I stated that I didn't think they were attractive.
Not being a cunt there or anything. He called me shallow, so I gave him my reply for that.
#157 - exarzero (06/20/2014) [-]
#158 - kwanzalord (06/20/2014) [-]
k bye
User avatar #143 - xgrandmoffx (06/20/2014) [-]
I would tap that, though. I would tap all of them.
#145 - kwanzalord (06/20/2014) [-]
I see that your standards are low
User avatar #147 - xgrandmoffx (06/20/2014) [-]
They don't look unattractive. They look like average, doable girls to me. I don't need a supermodel here.
User avatar #151 - kwanzalord (06/20/2014) [-]
the girl doing the peace sign is not doable...
but yes, if I wanted some pussy and that's what I could get...I'd do them
#382 - All over if I can. Starting in Poland as my friend has a frien… 06/20/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... 0
#367 - Had a long drawn out response, but this is a waste of time on … 06/20/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... -1
#366 - Comment deleted 06/20/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... 0
#406 - Yay, I will get attention! 06/19/2014 on King Shitpost -1
#284 - "You can't just yell out "people are the same" …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... +1
User avatar #330 - reginleif (06/19/2014) [-]
Making that assumption about a state makes a whole lot more sense than making it about the whole country though, which you did.

And yes I can, I can tell you how hitting your dick with a hammer is a stupid idea.... I don't necessarily have to have done it myself. :p
#367 - exarzero (06/20/2014) [-]
Had a long drawn out response, but this is a waste of time on a comic page.
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#281 - Oh wow... I lived in New York for half my life mate. Your ster…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Loud, Crazy, and Packing... 0
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User avatar #69 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
**** you
#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big ******** but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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