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Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:8/22/2014
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#167 - Seeing some of the **** he does, this was never i… 07/31/2014 on I hope this is true 0
#33 - No but the sense of pleasure does. It's called a prostate kids… 07/31/2014 on MRW the dildo finally fits... +2
#47 - Justin was talking **** about Blooms Ex apparentl…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/31/2014 on I hope this is true +38
#173 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
actually his ex wife screwed JB while they were still married and at the point where orlando refused to shake his hand bieber leaned in and said "she was good"


id have hired a hitman for sure tho. fuck this idiot kid
User avatar #174 - exarzero (07/31/2014) [-]
Was not informed that they did it, and if they actually did... gross.
User avatar #114 - fagnut (07/31/2014) [-]
Wow so beiber really is a douche...
User avatar #167 - exarzero (07/31/2014) [-]
Seeing some of the shit he does, this was never in question! lol


#78 - sirbrentcoe (07/31/2014) [-]
dude. totally right there with you. shit was hilarious.
User avatar #168 - exarzero (07/31/2014) [-]
Totally was. I miss it! lol
#3 - *Tale. But otherwise funny.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Gandalf knows what's up +8
User avatar #16 - douthit (07/31/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that "tail" was purposeful. College. Going out to a bar. "Tail."
#25 - USER RESULTS MAY VARY. 07/31/2014 on Tinder +14
#25 - I actually like Sailor moon. This is awesome. 07/30/2014 on Oberyn is love, Oberyn is life 0
#37 - Oh and on that note, Osprey was one of the best indie films I … 07/30/2014 on My life as an Extra 0
#36 - I actually don't have an IMDB profile, but after talking with …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on My life as an Extra 0
User avatar #37 - exarzero (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh and on that note, Osprey was one of the best indie films I ever worked on and I am pretty happy to of taken part in it.
#10 - Where at? I work the indie film life in Houston... last movie …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2014 on My life as an Extra +1
#13 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - exarzero (07/30/2014) [-]
I actually don't have an IMDB profile, but after talking with the guy that runs southwestcasting.com I am going to make one.
User avatar #37 - exarzero (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh and on that note, Osprey was one of the best indie films I ever worked on and I am pretty happy to of taken part in it.
User avatar #14 - zonicoi (07/30/2014) [-]
Probably one of the investigator, from what exarzero said.
#64 - lol, oh man. 07/30/2014 on I say heyheyeyeyaeyeayeayea 0
#62 - All fandoms will forever be cursed with the ones that ruin them. lol  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on I say heyheyeyeyaeyeayeayea +1
User avatar #63 - thecharliesheen (07/30/2014) [-]
God really fucked up on the Homestuck. Granted all fandoms are pretty nasty, but Jeezy Chreezy, Homestuck hurts me in my innards.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/30/2014) [-]
lol, oh man.
#22 - (popeyes) 07/30/2014 on The magic green hat -1
#60 - This sounds exactly right. They are not all bad, but when peop…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2014 on I say heyheyeyeyaeyeayeayea +2
User avatar #61 - thecharliesheen (07/30/2014) [-]
And my family wonders why I won't stick by her the entire time. Shit is fucking painful. These kids should form a cult, it would be at least as popular as Jim Jones.
User avatar #62 - exarzero (07/30/2014) [-]
All fandoms will forever be cursed with the ones that ruin them. lol
User avatar #63 - thecharliesheen (07/30/2014) [-]
God really fucked up on the Homestuck. Granted all fandoms are pretty nasty, but Jeezy Chreezy, Homestuck hurts me in my innards.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/30/2014) [-]
lol, oh man.
#33 - Yeah I am in the Houston area, but they go to all the conventi…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/29/2014 on I say heyheyeyeyaeyeayeayea +2
User avatar #34 - thecharliesheen (07/29/2014) [-]
The Homestucks here come in two different varieties. There are a few that are genuinely nice (one girl sewed up my costume glove that had started to come undone because she was just a nice person), and then a bunch of loud obnoxious 13 year old cunts. I don't know much about Homestuck, but I can tell you that I threw up in my mouth when a group of 6 hamplanets that couldn't have been over the age of 16 came marching down the stairs in nothing but lingerie and devil wings and the candycorn horns they wear. That shit was.... not okay. I don't even know what the fuck from the comic they were trying to be, slutty trolls?
User avatar #60 - exarzero (07/30/2014) [-]
This sounds exactly right. They are not all bad, but when people act like assholes, in PACKS non the less, they start to make the entire group look bad. rofl btw, I got a laugh out of all of that.
User avatar #61 - thecharliesheen (07/30/2014) [-]
And my family wonders why I won't stick by her the entire time. Shit is fucking painful. These kids should form a cult, it would be at least as popular as Jim Jones.
User avatar #62 - exarzero (07/30/2014) [-]
All fandoms will forever be cursed with the ones that ruin them. lol
User avatar #63 - thecharliesheen (07/30/2014) [-]
God really fucked up on the Homestuck. Granted all fandoms are pretty nasty, but Jeezy Chreezy, Homestuck hurts me in my innards.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/30/2014) [-]
lol, oh man.
#47 - minorian (07/29/2014) [-]
Heh, it's funny because that was probably what they were; slutty trolls.
#16 - Lived in Houston for 23 years. You are not wrong. Although som… 07/29/2014 on It's true, y'all +3
#24 - I said I wanted a drinking game not guaranteed alcohol poisoning! 07/29/2014 on Get Rekt 0
#29 - HOOOOOOOOOOOOMESTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. DAMMIT. The con…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/29/2014 on I say heyheyeyeyaeyeayeayea +6
#32 - thecharliesheen (07/29/2014) [-]
Tell me about it. Where I live, they take over the basement of the convention center and just fucking take over despite the wishes of the people running it (the celebrities exit through the basement, so they like the basement to be clear of people.)
They even just jump the ropes that the management put up to keep them out and make a mess and just be a bunch of loud assholes in general despite other people asking them to keep it down and not to roughhouse. My sister is in the fandom and I'm charged with watching her at the Con, but I can't fucking stand being down there with those level 200 autist extremes.
User avatar #33 - exarzero (07/29/2014) [-]
Yeah I am in the Houston area, but they go to all the conventions in Texas. And in large numbers. I don't mind many fandoms. Hell I could give a fuck about bronies. But the homestuck guys are more obnoxious than any of the rest.
User avatar #34 - thecharliesheen (07/29/2014) [-]
The Homestucks here come in two different varieties. There are a few that are genuinely nice (one girl sewed up my costume glove that had started to come undone because she was just a nice person), and then a bunch of loud obnoxious 13 year old cunts. I don't know much about Homestuck, but I can tell you that I threw up in my mouth when a group of 6 hamplanets that couldn't have been over the age of 16 came marching down the stairs in nothing but lingerie and devil wings and the candycorn horns they wear. That shit was.... not okay. I don't even know what the fuck from the comic they were trying to be, slutty trolls?
User avatar #60 - exarzero (07/30/2014) [-]
This sounds exactly right. They are not all bad, but when people act like assholes, in PACKS non the less, they start to make the entire group look bad. rofl btw, I got a laugh out of all of that.
User avatar #61 - thecharliesheen (07/30/2014) [-]
And my family wonders why I won't stick by her the entire time. Shit is fucking painful. These kids should form a cult, it would be at least as popular as Jim Jones.
User avatar #62 - exarzero (07/30/2014) [-]
All fandoms will forever be cursed with the ones that ruin them. lol
User avatar #63 - thecharliesheen (07/30/2014) [-]
God really fucked up on the Homestuck. Granted all fandoms are pretty nasty, but Jeezy Chreezy, Homestuck hurts me in my innards.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/30/2014) [-]
lol, oh man.
#47 - minorian (07/29/2014) [-]
Heh, it's funny because that was probably what they were; slutty trolls.
#26 - Picture 07/29/2014 on Guy making fun of Tumblr SJWs +10
#157 - This made me laugh a bit too hard. 07/29/2014 on I don't remember this... +2
#92 - Praise the porn! 07/28/2014 on NSFW content changes 0
#246 - Sailor moon is ******* awesome. I cosplay my … 07/28/2014 on Fruits to Vegetables - /b/ +2
#22 - Christ. 07/27/2014 on HMS Barham 0
#20 - That is a British ship. Oh and how many did the Japanese kill … 07/27/2014 on HMS Barham 0
#43 - Although... why the fifth highest? Why not the first? Perhaps … 07/27/2014 on I'm not saying, but I'm... +4
#42 - Our Govt. Is Rick Perry... put a ******* brick in…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on I'm not saying, but I'm... +2
User avatar #43 - exarzero (07/27/2014) [-]
Although... why the fifth highest? Why not the first? Perhaps this is... biased agenda?

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User avatar #69 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
**** you
#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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