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exarzero

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/Nikolauswijngard
Steam Profile: Exarzero
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: All of them
Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:4/27/2015
Location:Texas
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Total Comments Made:3629
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Not much to say. I surf here almost everyday. I enjoy the crowd. (Mostly) Posted a few things before. Maybe do it again? idk. Anywyas, thanks for reading this terrible description of me.

latest user's comments

#116 - This was good. Extremely similar to Chinese customs, and my mo… 04/01/2015 on Japanese Customs: Travel Guide 0
#30 - Funny enough, I got a couple rich buddies that do this all the… 03/31/2015 on Crooked bridge, twisted... 0
#55 - ohhhhh, well that's good then, no worries. 03/31/2015 on Q_Q 0
#53 - Yeah. Eventually it will be I hope. Unless they focus too much…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Q_Q 0
User avatar #54 - necrova (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, I was worried for that when it came out but apparently it's made by a separate team from the same company.
User avatar #55 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
ohhhhh, well that's good then, no worries.
#51 - I have a feeling I will be going back eventually. I really lik…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Q_Q 0
User avatar #52 - necrova (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, sadly Space Engineers is some-what more single-player heavy, since multiplayer isn't exactly completely stable.
User avatar #53 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah. Eventually it will be I hope. Unless they focus too much on Medieval engineers.
User avatar #54 - necrova (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, I was worried for that when it came out but apparently it's made by a separate team from the same company.
User avatar #55 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
ohhhhh, well that's good then, no worries.
#49 - ohhh, I could see how that would make sense. Sweet. I…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Q_Q 0
User avatar #50 - necrova (03/31/2015) [-]
Eh, I guess it's all depending on preference.

There is so much to do with space engineers if you look around enough. Plus they always update it with a major update each thursday, either adding community items or adding their own. Soon they will be adding planets since they've already added pressurized environments and oxygen.
User avatar #51 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
I have a feeling I will be going back eventually. I really like the idea of online play. It's just buddy right now, and that's understandable.
User avatar #52 - necrova (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, sadly Space Engineers is some-what more single-player heavy, since multiplayer isn't exactly completely stable.
User avatar #53 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah. Eventually it will be I hope. Unless they focus too much on Medieval engineers.
User avatar #54 - necrova (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, I was worried for that when it came out but apparently it's made by a separate team from the same company.
User avatar #55 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
ohhhhh, well that's good then, no worries.
#431 - Luckily. They used to have a much more iron grip, but China in… 03/31/2015 on Time to learn about China 0
#168 - And then I saw how big those damn ships were. SUCH UNUSED SPACE! 03/31/2015 on Nice +1
#46 - Christ my own mistake on that one hurt enough to make me cring…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Q_Q 0
User avatar #48 - necrova (03/31/2015) [-]
I use my tanks on large military stations.

''Sektan Materials 2'' is a workshop mod that adds in planetoid asteroids that can also make for very nice terrain-based vehicle combat.
User avatar #49 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
ohhh, I could see how that would make sense. Sweet.

I will grab that workshop for sure. I just wish there was more to do in the game. 7 days to die has me right now.
User avatar #50 - necrova (03/31/2015) [-]
Eh, I guess it's all depending on preference.

There is so much to do with space engineers if you look around enough. Plus they always update it with a major update each thursday, either adding community items or adding their own. Soon they will be adding planets since they've already added pressurized environments and oxygen.
User avatar #51 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
I have a feeling I will be going back eventually. I really like the idea of online play. It's just buddy right now, and that's understandable.
User avatar #52 - necrova (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, sadly Space Engineers is some-what more single-player heavy, since multiplayer isn't exactly completely stable.
User avatar #53 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah. Eventually it will be I hope. Unless they focus too much on Medieval engineers.
User avatar #54 - necrova (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, I was worried for that when it came out but apparently it's made by a separate team from the same company.
User avatar #55 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
ohhhhh, well that's good then, no worries.
#405 - Nice. lol 03/31/2015 on Time to learn about China 0
#404 - We do the same all over the world. Does not really matter if y…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Time to learn about China 0
User avatar #410 - kingdork (03/31/2015) [-]
BUt would China allow those students over if they believed it was a threat to the status quo?
User avatar #431 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
Luckily. They used to have a much more iron grip, but China in reality is extremely poor. The govt. makes a lot of money, but the people suffer... (according to my gf who is from Guangzhou, China. Sure there are places that are okay but the nation needed to start expanding and learning. It's a risk they gotta take.

Hong Kong however was under British rule for a long time, and the commies have a tough time with that one. Those people know freedom, and want it back. They can see right through the bullshit.
#186 - Calm down, I can see your veins from here. All I was … 03/31/2015 on Why dudes like Futas +1
#383 - I was raised near chinatown, Houston, and as much as I stand b…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Time to learn about China 0
User avatar #389 - kingdork (03/31/2015) [-]
Im talking, Chinese students being paid by the chinese government to attend american university and b ring their skills back to china
User avatar #404 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
We do the same all over the world. Does not really matter if you think about it. I am glad they get to come over and see actual America, VS. what they think they know. In a month or two 100 Japanese people are coming to my local chiropractic college to learn as well. Laws here are easier to learn with, VS. over there. They all just want a better life.
User avatar #410 - kingdork (03/31/2015) [-]
BUt would China allow those students over if they believed it was a threat to the status quo?
User avatar #431 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
Luckily. They used to have a much more iron grip, but China in reality is extremely poor. The govt. makes a lot of money, but the people suffer... (according to my gf who is from Guangzhou, China. Sure there are places that are okay but the nation needed to start expanding and learning. It's a risk they gotta take.

Hong Kong however was under British rule for a long time, and the commies have a tough time with that one. Those people know freedom, and want it back. They can see right through the bullshit.
#128 - TMI time kids, I am attracted to girls and feminine g…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Why dudes like Futas 0
User avatar #164 - honzo (03/31/2015) [-]
i hate it when people say things like "only people with nice things to say should speak out". fuck that and fuck you: people can say whatever they want and you can't decide whether or not they're wasting their time(s). it's trying to basically silence an entire side of an argument and that, in my opinion, is fucking wrong.
User avatar #186 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
Calm down, I can see your veins from here.

All I was saying is that it's pointless and makes a person out to be pretty insecure if they are simply insulting and not using constructive criticism of their lifestyle choices.

Not saying be silent, I am saying don't be an asshole. Freedom of speech all you want. I don't care who hates them or you. It's just unnecessary to insult people.
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (10 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Q_Q -4
#39 - necrova (03/31/2015) [-]
No creation is 'terribly' in Space Engineers, whatever people make has a purpose.

''If it looks stupid, but it works; it aint stupid."

Pic related, it's my stupid looking tanks I use to destroy other tanks and spacecraft.
User avatar #46 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
Christ my own mistake on that one hurt enough to make me cringe. Thanks.

Actually those look pretty fair. Just need a planet or something to land on for most use.
User avatar #48 - necrova (03/31/2015) [-]
I use my tanks on large military stations.

''Sektan Materials 2'' is a workshop mod that adds in planetoid asteroids that can also make for very nice terrain-based vehicle combat.
User avatar #49 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
ohhh, I could see how that would make sense. Sweet.

I will grab that workshop for sure. I just wish there was more to do in the game. 7 days to die has me right now.
User avatar #50 - necrova (03/31/2015) [-]
Eh, I guess it's all depending on preference.

There is so much to do with space engineers if you look around enough. Plus they always update it with a major update each thursday, either adding community items or adding their own. Soon they will be adding planets since they've already added pressurized environments and oxygen.
User avatar #51 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
I have a feeling I will be going back eventually. I really like the idea of online play. It's just buddy right now, and that's understandable.
User avatar #52 - necrova (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, sadly Space Engineers is some-what more single-player heavy, since multiplayer isn't exactly completely stable.
User avatar #53 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah. Eventually it will be I hope. Unless they focus too much on Medieval engineers.
User avatar #54 - necrova (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, I was worried for that when it came out but apparently it's made by a separate team from the same company.
User avatar #55 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
ohhhhh, well that's good then, no worries.
#254 - Where did I fail?... aw well, not like I can control them, and… 03/30/2015 on What the hell... 0
#545 - **** it. CHARGE! 03/30/2015 on Admins Life 0
#95 - Anybody else smile when he got zapped? I sure as hell did. 03/30/2015 on Guy thinks he knows the law 0
#77 - Such... a bitch... like, bitch overload. Sounds like … 03/30/2015 on Tumblr goes to X-Factor 0
#7 - Ever hear of that Chinese General that talked about the 100 ye… 03/30/2015 on Time to learn about China +45
#6 - My gf is Chinese, and I am going to hell for this.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Time to learn about China +67
User avatar #104 - iceguy (03/30/2015) [-]
"no one had my back, so i made someone who always will"
User avatar #405 - exarzero (03/31/2015) [-]
Nice. lol
#87 - llpanic (03/30/2015) [-]
i love that movie
#5 - Picture 03/30/2015 on Read Description 0
#438 - Comment deleted 03/30/2015 on Tell admin your super... -2
#104 - Jesus Christ, how horrifying! 03/29/2015 on Dank WebM's 0
#25 - I got a convention in 5 days, and sure I am not too far off fr… 03/29/2015 on GODDAMNIT NAPPA +1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #71 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #72 to #71 - exarzero (04/07/2015) [-]
Thank you, hero sir.
#73 to #72 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
no probelm, just doing my job
User avatar #74 to #73 - exarzero (04/07/2015) [-]
I salute you!
#75 to #74 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
with great power comes great responsibility
User avatar #69 - soundofwinter (06/27/2014) [-]
**** you
#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - fefe (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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