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Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:8/23/2014
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#671 - I'm uh... dressed like Tuxedo Mask... for... a thing. 08/06/2014 on FJ Perverts 0
#35 - At the same time that's like running into a church and saying … 08/06/2014 on That ain't exaactly true,... +1
#61 - I am in the U.S and it's a choice to get **** job… 08/06/2014 on first class rekd +3
#60 - It's called being smart enough to do something useful. Cutting…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/06/2014 on first class rekd +5
User avatar #125 - capslockrage (08/06/2014) [-]
Not everybody can, some people only know how to cut grass, and what if nobody ever cut grass? some people need to do it.

I don't know why people are thumbing me down, I'm not wrong, this kid is trying to act like his life is hard when he only works 11 hours for just 21 days and acts like that is a lot.
User avatar #156 - TwiztidNinja (08/07/2014) [-]
21 days straight? do you undersand that?
That is 3 weeks work straight followed by a week of down time for r&r.
Just to put things in perspective, on your extremely hard working days do you have a person assigned to your position outside the boiler to make sure you have not died from exhaustion on the job?

Seriously mate, just because you work hard does not mean others do not work a hell of a lot harder to get where they are.

Do i need to mention the blood, sweat and tears it actually takes to get a permanent job position in this industry that pays over 200 grand a year?
It is not like i landed out of daddys wallet into a great life.
I work hard, and i live comfortably because of it.

Your bitching about people who have it better than you is just that, you being a little bitch.
User avatar #157 - capslockrage (08/07/2014) [-]

I worked for over 300 days straight for 13 hours a day, I have it just fine, I have had my job for 2 years and I'm about to buy my own house straight up, AND I get to enjoy my job, I wasn't speaking on my behalf when I was making these points, I was speaking for other people, I'm not bitching at all, just saying that many people have it a lot harder.

I mean really, 21 days is nothing.
User avatar #158 - TwiztidNinja (08/07/2014) [-]
So how often in these hard core 13 hour days are you at risk of death?

Do 11 hours of my job and tell me its not hard work again, i double dare you.
User avatar #159 - capslockrage (08/07/2014) [-]
Oh please, you're always at risk of death, stop being a pussy.

It's not like you were fighting at war or being a cop/firefighter.

Stop trying to make your averagely difficult job seem like it's the toughest thing ever.
User avatar #129 - exarzero (08/06/2014) [-]
I agree with what your point is, but telling TwiztidNinja that 11 hours is not a big deal made you look bad. Plus I mow my own lawn. . . Don't white knight online, or overprotect in real life either. I used to do that, and I lost my fiance and had no respect for a long time. And while I agree 11 hours sucks, I would defend your right to do it as well, because as you said, it's more free to be able to do something rather than not. Thumbs for you.

Defending the poor is one thing, but saying that that's all they can do is an insult to them even. Anybody and I do mean anybody can go to a library or something of that nature and learn at least a little. If someone is working that many hours and STILL poor they have a shitty job, and while I feel for them, getting educated would fix that. (to a point). G'day.
User avatar #131 - capslockrage (08/06/2014) [-]
Look man, I know people that just aren't very bright, that don't have the capability to really learn about technology which stops them from doing certain jobs, there are just people that can't really do jobs that aren't physical like construction and whatnot, I know people that work 12 hours a day doing very tiring jobs and they really don't know much else, and to tell them to just go to a library and learn random shit about possible jobs just wouldn't be practical.

and I say 11 hours isn't a big deal because it's pretty normal
User avatar #135 - exarzero (08/06/2014) [-]
Normal, but considering the education system, that's only normal because most people are like you said: Not all that smart. All I am saying is that, with conviction and ambition comes reward. Anybody that labels themselves as unable, will therefore be so.

I see what you are saying though, trust me. My dads a bluecollar worker through and through, and can't do a damn thing with a PC. But he learned how to rebuild a boat engine from parts, and can splice power cables etc... like a sonnavabitch. lol
User avatar #137 - capslockrage (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah but if somebody works 12 hours a day 6 days a week, they probably don't want to spend their one day at the library learning things that probably won't even get them a job, but just "might" get them one, they want to relax or spend the time with their family.
User avatar #141 - exarzero (08/06/2014) [-]
My moms from Brooklyn NYC. She lived on the streets. I mean that literally. She got backwater jobs to get by at the age of 15 living with friends. She never finished HS and only later in life took care of that. Around 30 she was doing as you said, but she got up and did something about it. She had us by this time with my dad who was not well to do either. All I am saying is, where there is a will there is a way. Would you not agree that is someone wants to better themselves, that they have the power to try? The pursuit of happiness is exactly that my friend.

I'd spend that extra day just for that chance to make my families life better, even if they hated me. But that's the choice to make.
User avatar #144 - capslockrage (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah we hit the reply limit, that purple line can only go out so far
User avatar #142 - capslockrage (08/06/2014) [-]
Yes I suppose there is the opportunity to do so but not everyone has the will
#59 - Whoa, slow down there, this is not Tumblr you slut. G…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/06/2014 on first class rekd +8
User avatar #128 - exarzero (08/06/2014) [-]
people that*

Morning fingers. My bad.
#103 - captainprincess (08/06/2014) [-]
steady there hothead
Tumblr has been taken over by cunts bitching about white people and men so us petty whiners have to go somewhere else
User avatar #127 - exarzero (08/06/2014) [-]
Trust me, it's best not to whine. Better to have some pride and make something of yourself.
#134 - captainprincess (08/06/2014) [-]
pride and self respect are for the weak and downtrodden
me and my rotund belly have our strengths and our magical secret relationship that nooen else understands desu
User avatar #138 - exarzero (08/06/2014) [-]
I... I give up. It's at that point where I am just feeling pity for you.
#151 - captainprincess (08/06/2014) [-]
pity makes for a good sandwich spread
send me some in a jar pls

..and bread
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#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
#67 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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