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My grandpa died today. It was sad, but my family finds humor... a nurse that did not know came in and started taking his pulse. We watched.comment
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#137 - I suppose at this point we are just going to throw insults. Th… 04/11/2013 on Look guys, a faggot! +1
#132 - Or a mac god forbid. lol 04/11/2013 on Look guys, a faggot! +2
#131 - Well, you can have your opinion. Being experienced in working …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on Look guys, a faggot! +2
User avatar #132 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
Or a mac god forbid. lol
#167 - Yes, it did. However we look at it, the masses choose what the… 04/11/2013 on They have a point 0
#128 - Here, instead of arguing with me, why don't you go and try and… 04/11/2013 on Look guys, a faggot! +1
#163 - I agree. But this is the bad company of this year. BP's accide…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on They have a point 0
User avatar #165 - bromop (04/11/2013) [-]
I agree too. I'm pretty sure this isn't real, but it made good points.
User avatar #167 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
Yes, it did. However we look at it, the masses choose what they give a damn about or not, and what effects them. This will always create effect we see here and now. What truly matters, never seems to matter.
#128 - It was a pretty bloody time. 04/11/2013 on Dear Thieves 0
#126 - Actually, it takes a hell of a lot longer than that to learn h…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Look guys, a faggot! +1
User avatar #129 - AvatarAirBender (04/11/2013) [-]
You can stop calling it an instrument because it isnt one. Look up the definition.

What do you mean create new sounds? He uses the same sounds in different timing and different mutations of the sound. He creates nothing but beats. All the sounds are in the software.

And you know what else? Once he has the music recorded, he can just play it at a show and make money. Yes, he elongates it and puts different songs together to make it "different" but he doesnt actually have to PLAY the instruments infront of the audience. I doubt he can even mess up.
User avatar #134 - theknikker (04/11/2013) [-]
Ignorant high and mighty twat.
User avatar #139 - AvatarAirBender (04/11/2013) [-]
Did I ever once say I was better than him? Nope.
User avatar #137 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
I suppose at this point we are just going to throw insults. That's counter productive!
User avatar #131 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
Well, you can have your opinion. Being experienced in working with programs I use myself, just gives me my own assessment.

Also, the definition of instrument is: "a device used to produce music; also : a singing voice"

I would say a PC fits mate. Just like a voice.
User avatar #132 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
Or a mac god forbid. lol
#262 - My mistake. where "the" and said "it". … 04/11/2013 on You know what grinds my gears 0
#98 - You have never tried making one then, if you think that is all… 04/11/2013 on Look guys, a faggot! +3
#110 - Oh for fucks sake, a truther post on funny junk? So this is ho… 04/11/2013 on Proud to be +1
#96 - Well, I may not agree with others opinions in music, or art li…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Look guys, a faggot! +2
User avatar #120 - AvatarAirBender (04/11/2013) [-]
I can play the Clarinet, Bass Clarinet, Saxophone, Soprano Sax, Trumpet, French Horn, Flute, Tuba, Basson, And various percussion instruments. It has taken me over 10 years to be able to play all of them. And it took skrillex what, a month to learn to make music on a computer? Thats what Im saying.
User avatar #128 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
Here, instead of arguing with me, why don't you go and try and make something on a PC with that takes over a thousand parts, each one being custom, and perform it with a twist live yourself and tell me it is easy.

Also, he was in a band before this. He know other instruments too.
User avatar #126 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
Actually, it takes a hell of a lot longer than that to learn how to use audio software and create new sounds. That is great that you can play some instruments. If you respect someones given talents at all though, you should stop acting so arrogant.

He just chose a different instrument.
User avatar #129 - AvatarAirBender (04/11/2013) [-]
You can stop calling it an instrument because it isnt one. Look up the definition.

What do you mean create new sounds? He uses the same sounds in different timing and different mutations of the sound. He creates nothing but beats. All the sounds are in the software.

And you know what else? Once he has the music recorded, he can just play it at a show and make money. Yes, he elongates it and puts different songs together to make it "different" but he doesnt actually have to PLAY the instruments infront of the audience. I doubt he can even mess up.
User avatar #134 - theknikker (04/11/2013) [-]
Ignorant high and mighty twat.
User avatar #139 - AvatarAirBender (04/11/2013) [-]
Did I ever once say I was better than him? Nope.
User avatar #137 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
I suppose at this point we are just going to throw insults. That's counter productive!
User avatar #131 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
Well, you can have your opinion. Being experienced in working with programs I use myself, just gives me my own assessment.

Also, the definition of instrument is: "a device used to produce music; also : a singing voice"

I would say a PC fits mate. Just like a voice.
User avatar #132 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
Or a mac god forbid. lol
#88 - I suppose you did not look at the gear on the table that is me…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Look guys, a faggot! +1
User avatar #92 - AvatarAirBender (04/11/2013) [-]
Oh boo hoo. Then what is he, a DJ on stage? Its still talentless.
User avatar #96 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
Well, I may not agree with others opinions in music, or art like you. At least I do not go around acting like my opinion is superior.

You should look into how hard it is to actually put something together using a music program. Audio engineering is harder than you would think.
User avatar #120 - AvatarAirBender (04/11/2013) [-]
I can play the Clarinet, Bass Clarinet, Saxophone, Soprano Sax, Trumpet, French Horn, Flute, Tuba, Basson, And various percussion instruments. It has taken me over 10 years to be able to play all of them. And it took skrillex what, a month to learn to make music on a computer? Thats what Im saying.
User avatar #128 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
Here, instead of arguing with me, why don't you go and try and make something on a PC with that takes over a thousand parts, each one being custom, and perform it with a twist live yourself and tell me it is easy.

Also, he was in a band before this. He know other instruments too.
User avatar #126 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
Actually, it takes a hell of a lot longer than that to learn how to use audio software and create new sounds. That is great that you can play some instruments. If you respect someones given talents at all though, you should stop acting so arrogant.

He just chose a different instrument.
User avatar #129 - AvatarAirBender (04/11/2013) [-]
You can stop calling it an instrument because it isnt one. Look up the definition.

What do you mean create new sounds? He uses the same sounds in different timing and different mutations of the sound. He creates nothing but beats. All the sounds are in the software.

And you know what else? Once he has the music recorded, he can just play it at a show and make money. Yes, he elongates it and puts different songs together to make it "different" but he doesnt actually have to PLAY the instruments infront of the audience. I doubt he can even mess up.
User avatar #134 - theknikker (04/11/2013) [-]
Ignorant high and mighty twat.
User avatar #139 - AvatarAirBender (04/11/2013) [-]
Did I ever once say I was better than him? Nope.
User avatar #137 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
I suppose at this point we are just going to throw insults. That's counter productive!
User avatar #131 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
Well, you can have your opinion. Being experienced in working with programs I use myself, just gives me my own assessment.

Also, the definition of instrument is: "a device used to produce music; also : a singing voice"

I would say a PC fits mate. Just like a voice.
User avatar #132 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
Or a mac god forbid. lol
#128 - That Exxon spill happened AFTER they got worst company. This is crap.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2013 on They have a point 0
User avatar #146 - bromop (04/11/2013) [-]
What about the BP spill a year or two ago?
User avatar #163 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
I agree. But this is the bad company of this year. BP's accident was from a previous time. My point is, it is irrelevant to mention the Exxon thing since it had not happened until after the vote was cast. I do agree that there are worse companies however, but do not see this as anything more than excuses. EA does treat it's people like dog shit.
User avatar #165 - bromop (04/11/2013) [-]
I agree too. I'm pretty sure this isn't real, but it made good points.
User avatar #167 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
Yes, it did. However we look at it, the masses choose what they give a damn about or not, and what effects them. This will always create effect we see here and now. What truly matters, never seems to matter.
#125 - Yeah those same guys are around where columbine shootings happ…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on You know what grinds my gears +2
#254 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
I is not understand your sentence
User avatar #262 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
My mistake. where "the" and said "it".

Thank you for your time G-Nazi.
#122 - Actually you can say all those things, but only on certain cha… 04/11/2013 on You know what grinds my gears 0
#124 - lol. At this point I am just going to laugh. You are either t…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Dear Thieves +1
User avatar #129 - mmajunkie (04/14/2013) [-]
Good retort... Get proven wrong, get mad and call me a troll. Putz.
#130 - exarzero (04/14/2013) [-]
Keep bitching.
#131 - mmajunkie (04/14/2013) [-]
HAHAH You blocked me so I couldn't thumb you down like you did me... as though I give a shit. HAHAHAH HOW PATHETIC!
User avatar #132 - exarzero (04/14/2013) [-]
Nah, I don't do that shit. But I did block you, because I saw what you were doing. Nice try.
User avatar #133 - mmajunkie (04/14/2013) [-]
You don't do that, but yet you did it... You must be the only child. You have a convoluted outlook on life. Spoiled little retard.
#134 - exarzero (04/14/2013) [-]
#295 - Oh yeah we are all dumbfucks... You pulled the act of a Nazi. … 04/11/2013 on Gay marriage 0
#121 - haha, Yeah one that got left behind in Vietnam.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Dear Thieves 0
User avatar #127 - nang (04/11/2013) [-]
Interesting…..
User avatar #128 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
It was a pretty bloody time.
#261 - Yeah, they know what is coming. 04/10/2013 on Well would you look at that 0
#258 - Oh no worries, that shit is about to hit the fan, just watch. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Well would you look at that 0
User avatar #260 - dtcrawl (04/10/2013) [-]
www.exxonmobil.com/Corporate/news_ar-11.aspx


I mean they've already admitted they spilled it
User avatar #261 - exarzero (04/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, they know what is coming.
#257 - Should not of destroyed all the smaller companies that made EA… 04/10/2013 on Well would you look at that 0
#272 - Thanks, that is pretty much what I meant yeah. 04/10/2013 on Gay marriage 0
#271 - Many Nazi's did not want to be Nazis. They were killed if they… 04/10/2013 on Gay marriage 0
#270 - My family came over here from Nazi Germany. (Most of it anyway…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Gay marriage 0
User avatar #283 - drewbridge (04/10/2013) [-]
That's great. Don't really care.

Why am I a Nazi, again? You people are fucking backwards ass dumbfucks, you know that?
User avatar #295 - exarzero (04/11/2013) [-]
Oh yeah we are all dumbfucks... You pulled the act of a Nazi. Not truly a Nazi. It is one of the things they where known for is HATE. Don't be stupid kid.

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User avatar #69 - soundofwinter (06/27/2014) [-]
fuck you
#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious fucking bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental fucking mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her shit, and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more shit because of that fuckery of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her shit again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad shit. My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I fucking hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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