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Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: Exarzero
Consoles Owned: PC
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Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:9/17/2014
Location:Texas
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#194 - Greetings comrade. How are you doing? 05/18/2013 on It doesn't count +1
#16 - That sounds bad lol 05/18/2013 on MCFM as requested. Special... 0
#120 - Just because one is skinny, does not mean they cant get muscle…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on It doesn't count +5
#130 - bleeduntildeath (05/17/2013) [-]
hey look who it is! hey buddy
User avatar #194 - exarzero (05/18/2013) [-]
Greetings comrade. How are you doing?
#146 - That's because they are special forces. Comparing them to mari… 05/17/2013 on Good Guy Obama +5
#162 - Interesting. I suppose I am partially Native, but do I really … 05/17/2013 on White Native Americans 0
#64 - Ahhh forget it, I had a point, but I won't go into my philosop…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on White Native Americans +4
User avatar #141 - awesomenessdefined (05/17/2013) [-]
There's a thousand year waiting period. Then you can call yourself native to the land.
User avatar #162 - exarzero (05/17/2013) [-]
Interesting. I suppose I am partially Native, but do I really care I suppose? I'd have to track back my history with paperwork in an order to get anything out of it. (That or get income from a casino Indian. lol
#58 - "Native Americans" came over here at some point in h…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2013 on White Native Americans +2
User avatar #61 - wersand (05/17/2013) [-]
To bad he said "white native population."
User avatar #64 - exarzero (05/17/2013) [-]
Ahhh forget it, I had a point, but I won't go into my philosophic ideas about what it means to be native, when Humans all came from Africa anyways.
User avatar #141 - awesomenessdefined (05/17/2013) [-]
There's a thousand year waiting period. Then you can call yourself native to the land.
User avatar #162 - exarzero (05/17/2013) [-]
Interesting. I suppose I am partially Native, but do I really care I suppose? I'd have to track back my history with paperwork in an order to get anything out of it. (That or get income from a casino Indian. lol
#749 - And not me? For shame... Oh and kicking my mom in the nuts did… 05/17/2013 on fivefs's profile 0
#115 - I'm scared. 05/17/2013 on sorting hat 0
#2 - Exactly. lol 05/16/2013 on The truth is out. 0
#168 - Looks like Idiocracy is coming true. 05/15/2013 on God's Love +1
#74 - I'm just sitting here wondering who flagged it, and for what. 05/15/2013 on Dicks 0
#14 - Actually most of 501st gets replaced before Hoth. But they might be. 05/15/2013 on Deleted scene +1
#13 - ******* Wampas. 05/15/2013 on Deleted scene +4
#110 - Cannot tell is satirical or not. Dammit.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on God's Love +6
User avatar #142 - atrocitustheking (05/15/2013) [-]
Unfortunately Ray Comfort really is that stupid.
User avatar #168 - exarzero (05/15/2013) [-]
Looks like Idiocracy is coming true.
#123 - I think we all know how that turned out. I… 05/15/2013 on Iron Man v Batman 0
#419 - Comment deleted 05/14/2013 on Skyrim Mods -1
#323 - Oh damn... Feels. Would of sucked if she said no. 05/14/2013 on can you feel the love tonight? 0
#36 - ***** , that is of a kawaii nature. 05/14/2013 on not what i expected +7
#220 - My brain hurts. 05/14/2013 on Feminazis 0
#142 - It is incredible how stupid people can be. 05/14/2013 on silly facebook 0
#123 - I can... It get's old having to shave almost twice a day if yo… 05/14/2013 on The Ultimate Skyrim Character -4
#46 - And this is what I tell people who ask me when I stopped watching. 05/13/2013 on That's DBZ For Ya 0
#160 - These sort of jokes are getting old. 05/12/2013 on Fun fact about WoW 0
#112 - Oh lol. The Tech support is awful. I had problems like that. 05/12/2013 on Every time... 0

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#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
#67 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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