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exarzero

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/Nikolauswijngard
Steam Profile: Exarzero
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: All of them
Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:5/26/2015
Location:Texas
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5476
Comment Ranking:#1847
Highest Content Rank:#939
Highest Comment Rank:#1819
Content Thumbs: 8996 total,  10868 ,  1872
Comment Thumbs: 6079 total,  7447 ,  1368
Content Level Progress: 96% (96/100)
Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 189 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 56.99% (57/100)
Level 252 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:372
Content Views:405018
Times Content Favorited:501 times
Total Comments Made:3752
FJ Points:14229
Not much to say. I surf here almost everyday. I enjoy the crowd. (Mostly) Posted a few things before. Maybe do it again? idk. Anywyas, thanks for reading this terrible description of me.

latest user's comments

#43 - Although... why the fifth highest? Why not the first? Perhaps … 07/27/2014 on I'm not saying, but I'm... +4
#42 - Our Govt. Is Rick Perry... put a ******* brick in the o…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on I'm not saying, but I'm... +2
User avatar #43 - exarzero (07/27/2014) [-]
Although... why the fifth highest? Why not the first? Perhaps this is... biased agenda?
#17 - Being alone fills me with a shadow. A shadow that slowly takes… 07/27/2014 on Blastwave Ftw 0
#53 - lol 07/27/2014 on Even more people you see at... 0
#28 - I fit some of this... it sort of stings. Eh, **** it, it's fun.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Even more people you see at... +6
#34 - juter (07/27/2014) [-]
Watch as the pastry place gets ravaged by overzealous fans
User avatar #53 - exarzero (07/27/2014) [-]
lol
#12 - Dammit... desc.... why?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Blastwave Ftw +5
#15 - Javapenguin (07/27/2014) [-]
When I'm not with you I think about how long I've been without you... and then I imagine how much longer I will be without you... and sometimes... my imagination feels endless.
#17 - exarzero (07/27/2014) [-]
Being alone fills me with a shadow. A shadow that slowly takes over me like a cancer... and the only cure is my eyes settling upon your smile, which washes away all signs of the shadow, and the fear in my heart as well.
#126 - Accurate. 07/27/2014 on PC masterrace -1
#79 - YARRRRRRRRG! WELCOME ABOARD! 07/27/2014 on The world needs more people... 0
#63 - Was a good movie... I wish they kept to things like this at times. 07/26/2014 on Atlantis: The Lost Empire 0
#37 - 5 What the **** . 07/26/2014 on How privileged are you? 0
#10 - I don't look as cute when I wear the damn thing... 07/25/2014 on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW... -1
#884 - Joined this site right before becoming single. Guess that goes… 07/25/2014 on give me your feels 0
#302 - It can be fun to cosplay. 07/24/2014 on Types of people at every... 0
#52 - I really, really want to go. 07/23/2014 on Let me now how's the food 0
#1121 - But I like User. 07/23/2014 on Ban who? 0
#1120 - Me. 07/23/2014 on Ban who? 0
#140 - Dammit... I won't ever learn! 07/23/2014 on ignore just getting an... 0
#138 - Do I need more ******* ? I'm being *…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on ignore just getting an... 0
User avatar #139 - swagfagit (07/23/2014) [-]
you need to say nigger and tumblr bull shit way more
User avatar #140 - exarzero (07/23/2014) [-]
Dammit... I won't ever learn!
#136 - Oh... wait my mistake ****** ****** , **** …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2014 on ignore just getting an... -2
User avatar #137 - swagfagit (07/23/2014) [-]
wrong fag
User avatar #138 - exarzero (07/23/2014) [-]
Do I need more niggers?

I'm being fucking sarcastic good god I would suck my own dick so hard right now
User avatar #139 - swagfagit (07/23/2014) [-]
you need to say nigger and tumblr bull shit way more
User avatar #140 - exarzero (07/23/2014) [-]
Dammit... I won't ever learn!
#65 - Comment deleted 07/22/2014 on Srsly? -1
#304 - LOL 07/21/2014 on When Russia meets Japan! 0
#18 - I have an urge to do this. Why god? 07/17/2014 on funniest and saddest thing... 0
#155 - Kennel>Hello? Me>I am already very late, so... K… 07/17/2014 on Battletoads Justice +1
#139 - I love IP. Go Wing Chun. 07/16/2014 on That left hook, though 0
#52 - Picture 07/16/2014 on Hidden Gulags -1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #71 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #72 to #71 - exarzero (04/07/2015) [-]
Thank you, hero sir.
#73 to #72 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
no probelm, just doing my job
User avatar #74 to #73 - exarzero (04/07/2015) [-]
I salute you!
#75 to #74 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
with great power comes great responsibility
User avatar #69 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
**** you
#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
#27 - commandurrazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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