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Age: 23
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Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:Texas
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#526 - Thanks! :D 04/09/2013 on Who wants the account "blaze"? 0
#395 - I would. Because why not?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Who wants the account "blaze"? 0
#446 - grief (04/08/2013) [-]
I love your avatar!
User avatar #526 - exarzero (04/09/2013) [-]
Thanks! :D
#259 - I am not exactly afraid of either. But it is not a bad quote I… 04/06/2013 on 42 0
#41 - Wrong country. 04/06/2013 on military difference +1
#40 - I lost it at the talk of cake in this North Korea Propaganda v… 04/06/2013 on military difference +2
#38 - >Bought out a company >Destroys it How is …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Big mistake. 0
#42 - doubleuteeeffmate (04/04/2013) [-]
Oh wait...
User avatar #41 - untamedlazyeye (04/04/2013) [-]
They altered the terms of the agreement, we should pray they don't alter them again.
User avatar #43 - doubleuteeeffmate (04/04/2013) [-]
I like the way you think. It took me too long to find my picture... you win the race this time.
#37 - I heard that, and looking deeper there is a web of lies coming… 04/04/2013 on Big mistake. 0
#28 - Got my information from the news bro.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on Big mistake. 0
#31 - Bomiheko (04/04/2013) [-]
"After evaluating our position in the games market, we've decided to shift LucasArts from an internal development to a licensing model, minimizing the company's risk while achieving a broader portfolio of quality Star Wars games."

Closing down indeed
#27 - Name a few action games Disney made that do not suck. 04/04/2013 on Big mistake. 0
#26 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on Big mistake. -9
#203 - spacestalin Comment deleted by exarzero
#25 - Neither are pictures of kittens, science or any other thing. Y…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on Big mistake. +1
#77 - devout feminist (04/04/2013) [-]
make me.
#24 - It is more about the fact the people who built and worked for … 04/04/2013 on Big mistake. 0
#23 - Quite a few actually, including battlefront two.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Big mistake. 0
#59 - ddtink (04/04/2013) [-]
Pandemic is gone. Now a good company can finally make battlefront 3 and not a crappy one like Lucas Arts. Maybe DICE....
#58 - ddtink (04/04/2013) [-]
That was forever ago
#5 - Bunch of Anons complaining. Login and bitch. 04/04/2013 on Big mistake. 0
#300 - Picture 04/03/2013 on Oh my guts 0
#176 - I think that can eventually kill him. If that happen…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Oh my guts +20
#180 - myturntoevil (04/03/2013) [-]
Have considerd that it is just a joke,people take things so seriously
#189 - acemrhawk (04/03/2013) [-]
So you say if someone dies by your actions, but it was a joke, it's all good and people shouldn't take it so seriously?
#300 - exarzero (04/03/2013) [-]
#190 - myturntoevil (04/03/2013) [-]
No, as in the post is a joke.
#23 - This is far too much like me... 04/03/2013 on The Truth +1
#312 - That works. I just want to play those new ones lol. Must do so… 04/02/2013 on Metal Gear 0
#158 - Oh man, I gotta play those... I wish I had access to a PS3. Ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Metal Gear 0
#309 - thathorse (04/01/2013) [-]
Get the HD collection to play MGS2, MGS3 & Peace Walker they're available on PS3 & 360
User avatar #312 - exarzero (04/02/2013) [-]
That works. I just want to play those new ones lol. Must do so before the new game comes out.
#20 - Right. Just aesthetically looks like a sort of patch.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Metal Gear 0
User avatar #79 - tenaciousjon (04/01/2013) [-]
Yeah. Even Snake's first reaction to it was "...Looks like an eye-patch."
User avatar #158 - exarzero (04/01/2013) [-]
Oh man, I gotta play those... I wish I had access to a PS3. Maybe they will make an emulator soon.
#309 - thathorse (04/01/2013) [-]
Get the HD collection to play MGS2, MGS3 & Peace Walker they're available on PS3 & 360
User avatar #312 - exarzero (04/02/2013) [-]
That works. I just want to play those new ones lol. Must do so before the new game comes out.
#11 - That's what I was thinking. But he does get a "patch"…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Metal Gear 0
User avatar #12 - thathorse (04/01/2013) [-]
I wouldn't call it a patch as it's more of a binocular/night vision
User avatar #20 - exarzero (04/01/2013) [-]
Right. Just aesthetically looks like a sort of patch.
User avatar #79 - tenaciousjon (04/01/2013) [-]
Yeah. Even Snake's first reaction to it was "...Looks like an eye-patch."
User avatar #158 - exarzero (04/01/2013) [-]
Oh man, I gotta play those... I wish I had access to a PS3. Maybe they will make an emulator soon.
#309 - thathorse (04/01/2013) [-]
Get the HD collection to play MGS2, MGS3 & Peace Walker they're available on PS3 & 360
User avatar #312 - exarzero (04/02/2013) [-]
That works. I just want to play those new ones lol. Must do so before the new game comes out.
#35 - Good damn point. 04/01/2013 on And they're all pretty old... 0
#178 - Ill facts as in false historical statements. :) Imagi…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Astounding bigotry -1
#180 - draezeth (03/29/2013) [-]
So wait, you thumbed me for giving you 'false' information?
User avatar #279 - exarzero (04/27/2013) [-]
No, as in what I said was wrong, and what you said was correct. :D
User avatar #280 - draezeth (04/27/2013) [-]
OH! Okay, haha.
User avatar #281 - exarzero (04/27/2013) [-]
Yeah sorry, I was being slightly retarded.
#171 - I find that very... coincidental. A thumb for bionicle and jum…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Astounding bigotry 0
User avatar #174 - draezeth (03/29/2013) [-]
Is 'ill' a positive or negative connotation?

Also, fyeah Bionicle.
#178 - exarzero (03/29/2013) [-]
Ill facts as in false historical statements. :)

Imagine that this monster on the left is the fanatical person in question (Religious reasons or otherwise) and he or she tries to shove crap statments (broccoli) down my throat (godzillas)

haha
#180 - draezeth (03/29/2013) [-]
So wait, you thumbed me for giving you 'false' information?
User avatar #279 - exarzero (04/27/2013) [-]
No, as in what I said was wrong, and what you said was correct. :D
User avatar #280 - draezeth (04/27/2013) [-]
OH! Okay, haha.
User avatar #281 - exarzero (04/27/2013) [-]
Yeah sorry, I was being slightly retarded.
#165 - Go ahead and explain how a religion can be changed after the w…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Astounding bigotry 0
#167 - draezeth (03/29/2013) [-]
If the word of its god is spoken a second time.
User avatar #171 - exarzero (03/29/2013) [-]
I find that very... coincidental. A thumb for bionicle and jumping me with ill facts. lol
User avatar #174 - draezeth (03/29/2013) [-]
Is 'ill' a positive or negative connotation?

Also, fyeah Bionicle.
#178 - exarzero (03/29/2013) [-]
Ill facts as in false historical statements. :)

Imagine that this monster on the left is the fanatical person in question (Religious reasons or otherwise) and he or she tries to shove crap statments (broccoli) down my throat (godzillas)

haha
#180 - draezeth (03/29/2013) [-]
So wait, you thumbed me for giving you 'false' information?
User avatar #279 - exarzero (04/27/2013) [-]
No, as in what I said was wrong, and what you said was correct. :D
User avatar #280 - draezeth (04/27/2013) [-]
OH! Okay, haha.
User avatar #281 - exarzero (04/27/2013) [-]
Yeah sorry, I was being slightly retarded.

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User avatar #69 - soundofwinter (06/27/2014) [-]
fuck you
#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious fucking bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental fucking mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her shit, and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - devout feminist (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more shit because of that fuckery of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her shit again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad shit. My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I fucking hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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