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Age: 23
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/Nikolauswijngard
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Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Texas
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#29 - DONT DO THAT! 05/16/2014 on Mfw a dead pixel +5
#244 - Same here.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Spider Awareness 0
#370 - leathermanshadow (05/16/2014) [-]
What part of Texas are you from?
User avatar #403 - exarzero (05/16/2014) [-]
Houston, but we have land in the dreaded:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anahuac,_Texas

THE WORST. They are in droves there.
#75 - EVERYWHERE.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Spider Awareness +1
#76 - leathermanshadow (05/15/2014) [-]
Them and black widows are the only spiders I kill though.
User avatar #244 - exarzero (05/16/2014) [-]
Same here.
#370 - leathermanshadow (05/16/2014) [-]
What part of Texas are you from?
User avatar #403 - exarzero (05/16/2014) [-]
Houston, but we have land in the dreaded:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anahuac,_Texas

THE WORST. They are in droves there.
#64 - I hate the I live in the red AND yellow and I see those …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Spider Awareness 0
#74 - leathermanshadow (05/15/2014) [-]
I live in the red and yellow also.... They're fucking everywhere in the woods
#75 - exarzero (05/15/2014) [-]
EVERYWHERE.
#76 - leathermanshadow (05/15/2014) [-]
Them and black widows are the only spiders I kill though.
User avatar #244 - exarzero (05/16/2014) [-]
Same here.
#370 - leathermanshadow (05/16/2014) [-]
What part of Texas are you from?
User avatar #403 - exarzero (05/16/2014) [-]
Houston, but we have land in the dreaded:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anahuac,_Texas

THE WORST. They are in droves there.
#458 - No worries mate! lol 05/15/2014 on reading 500 wpm 0
#73 - **exarzero rolled image ** What they did next. 05/15/2014 on What the fuck +2
#455 - Exactly. lol They are trained to assume we are stupid liars it seems. 05/15/2014 on reading 500 wpm 0
#454 - Because she thought I was pretending that I just read the whol…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2014 on reading 500 wpm 0
User avatar #457 - zaiopeperse (05/15/2014) [-]
speaking of funny teacher stories, I once opened my book during a test in the first grade, not to look for answers, but to look at the first page to see how to write the letter "f" in cursive. The teacher shamed me in front of the entire class and stated she "can't ever trust you (me) again"
User avatar #456 - zaiopeperse (05/15/2014) [-]
ohh. Me in the morning is not the smartest me around. I misread that comment completely. But yes, teachers are the weirdest
User avatar #458 - exarzero (05/15/2014) [-]
No worries mate! lol
#366 - Used to read everyday as a kid. I'd read books too fast, and m…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/15/2014 on reading 500 wpm 0
User avatar #377 - zaiopeperse (05/15/2014) [-]
Your teacher seems pretty silly. From their perspective, what does it even matter if you'd already read the book?
User avatar #454 - exarzero (05/15/2014) [-]
Because she thought I was pretending that I just read the whole thing. Yeah, she was ridiculous. That was years ago though.
User avatar #457 - zaiopeperse (05/15/2014) [-]
speaking of funny teacher stories, I once opened my book during a test in the first grade, not to look for answers, but to look at the first page to see how to write the letter "f" in cursive. The teacher shamed me in front of the entire class and stated she "can't ever trust you (me) again"
User avatar #456 - zaiopeperse (05/15/2014) [-]
ohh. Me in the morning is not the smartest me around. I misread that comment completely. But yes, teachers are the weirdest
User avatar #458 - exarzero (05/15/2014) [-]
No worries mate! lol
User avatar #374 - sjsharks (05/15/2014) [-]
I read one of the Harry Potter books in a day in middle school (I think the 4th one) and my teacher thought I was lying about it
User avatar #455 - exarzero (05/15/2014) [-]
Exactly. lol They are trained to assume we are stupid liars it seems.
#73 - What could the bronies do? Like seriously what would they do? … 05/13/2014 on Would you? 0
#9 - Ahh that would be like my cat shadow... Little shadow…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on cats react to sound +1
#37 - brettyoke (05/13/2014) [-]
Meh story, but told in a fashion that belongs in this book.
#332 - Thank you kind sir. Not a problem. AWAYYYYYYY! 05/13/2014 on Don't let go +3
#330 - I 100% was not ready for that. Why? 05/13/2014 on Don't let go +2
#327 - The robot male seen here is helped and protected my a women wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2014 on Don't let go +5
#331 - irevolutions (05/13/2014) [-]
oh, thanks for the explanation. Have a thumb.
#332 - exarzero (05/13/2014) [-]
Thank you kind sir. Not a problem.


AWAYYYYYYY!
#8 - It's actually just pretty good.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on Grass 0
User avatar #10 - playercz (05/11/2014) [-]
okay then
#78 - Not sure if my ancestors are smiling down on my Austrian broth… 05/11/2014 on Austria what are you doing 0
#70 - AS YOU COMMAND. 05/11/2014 on it's happening 0
#72 - I immediately thought of Idiocracy as well. lol 05/09/2014 on Badass Mr. Putin… 0
#209 - Picture 05/08/2014 on saddest song eva in desc +3
#106 - Is it wrong that I think that they looked badass? 05/08/2014 on Realisation +1
#168 - **exarzero rolled image ** What could go wrong? 05/04/2014 on When you don't delete a bad... 0
#179 - Yeah, but the main roles are dwindling and it's partly due to … 05/04/2014 on Jennifer Hale 0
#63 - Buddy of mine is a voice actor for Anime at funimation in Dall…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Jennifer Hale 0
User avatar #89 - nathanbiggs (05/02/2014) [-]
Have you only watched one anime in English or something? Funimation and Aniplex actually have a decently large pool of actors to work with.
User avatar #179 - exarzero (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, but the main roles are dwindling and it's partly due to the way funimation treats it's actors. The low pay and bias on who they use. I like Japanese and English both, but it depends.
#116 - This is relevant to my interests. 05/02/2014 on Miss Japan Is Looking Good 0
#19 - HELP HIM. 04/29/2014 on so close +3

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#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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