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Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
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#39 - This is why people stare at blacks when they enter a store... 11/25/2014 on Store owner who was robbed... +21
#49 - Buy a gun. Open the door. Point it at the door. 11/25/2014 on Ferguson +1
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#134 - JK, I read it. I honestly don't care to that extent, as I will… 11/22/2014 on i stole this 0
#133 - A bit much... try having an open mind. 11/22/2014 on i stole this 0
#132 - T.L.D.R 11/22/2014 on i stole this 0
#53 - There isn't any reason. Not playing SJW here... but I like my …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2014 on i stole this +1
User avatar #55 - payseht (11/21/2014) [-]
you kind of are playing SJW. You went very offended over something I didn't even say, but instead chose to just thrust assumptions about me, implied by the very subtle "There is no reason". I find it pathetic. Some people find masturbation pathetic, an activity I'm very familiar with. Don't care, let them think whatever. Maybe they have a good reason. Maybe deep down I have one, too, about the whole sexual objects thing. Maybe people cringing over femdom videos should try and be more empathetic. Or maybe, just maybe, I didn't make it clear enough that I genuinely don't care.
Just shared a reaction I have related to the content, and tried making a funny remark about the people judging me for not judging anyone, kind of like what you're doing.
User avatar #134 - exarzero (11/22/2014) [-]
JK, I read it. I honestly don't care to that extent, as I will never know you. But I felt like explaining myself since ya asked after posting my opinion.

I never called you anything. But yup, I am judging you for judging someone I guess. But I am pretty sure I speak for everyone in this case... arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness is a little silly on someone who masturbates... Makes you sound like a pompous sort of prude. But I am not calling you out as being one. Just sounding like it. Night!
User avatar #132 - exarzero (11/22/2014) [-]
T.L.D.R
#48 - It's not that. It's finding them pathetic for a dumb reason. …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/21/2014 on i stole this +4
User avatar #54 - payseht (11/21/2014) [-]
oh, you were talking about why I found them pathetic. It's really just a generalization. I kind of shortened the idea and the phrasing might come off different.
Using an object to sexually satisfy yourself is what I find pathetic. Don't really know why, maybe it's something to do with how far you're willing to go to get sexual pleasure... maybe, it's not like I cared enough to sit there and think about it. It's just a quick instinctual thought.
I find the act pathetic, and the person for doing it for a blink of a second before I realize I don't care.
User avatar #133 - exarzero (11/22/2014) [-]
A bit much... try having an open mind.
User avatar #50 - payseht (11/21/2014) [-]
huh... that's interesting... don't remember giving a reason as to why I find it pathetic either.
User avatar #53 - exarzero (11/21/2014) [-]
There isn't any reason. Not playing SJW here... but I like my fleshlight, and my girlfriends ability to use her toys without being judged as pathetic.
User avatar #55 - payseht (11/21/2014) [-]
you kind of are playing SJW. You went very offended over something I didn't even say, but instead chose to just thrust assumptions about me, implied by the very subtle "There is no reason". I find it pathetic. Some people find masturbation pathetic, an activity I'm very familiar with. Don't care, let them think whatever. Maybe they have a good reason. Maybe deep down I have one, too, about the whole sexual objects thing. Maybe people cringing over femdom videos should try and be more empathetic. Or maybe, just maybe, I didn't make it clear enough that I genuinely don't care.
Just shared a reaction I have related to the content, and tried making a funny remark about the people judging me for not judging anyone, kind of like what you're doing.
User avatar #134 - exarzero (11/22/2014) [-]
JK, I read it. I honestly don't care to that extent, as I will never know you. But I felt like explaining myself since ya asked after posting my opinion.

I never called you anything. But yup, I am judging you for judging someone I guess. But I am pretty sure I speak for everyone in this case... arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness is a little silly on someone who masturbates... Makes you sound like a pompous sort of prude. But I am not calling you out as being one. Just sounding like it. Night!
User avatar #132 - exarzero (11/22/2014) [-]
T.L.D.R
#46 - Honestly who gives a damn what anybody does in their private t…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/21/2014 on i stole this +43
User avatar #47 - payseht (11/21/2014) [-]
I don't think I said that I cared or wanted to stop it... that's just my gut feeling... chill, people
User avatar #48 - exarzero (11/21/2014) [-]
It's not that. It's finding them pathetic for a dumb reason.

TAKE ALL OF MY USELESS INTERNET OPINIONS YOU BAKA!
User avatar #54 - payseht (11/21/2014) [-]
oh, you were talking about why I found them pathetic. It's really just a generalization. I kind of shortened the idea and the phrasing might come off different.
Using an object to sexually satisfy yourself is what I find pathetic. Don't really know why, maybe it's something to do with how far you're willing to go to get sexual pleasure... maybe, it's not like I cared enough to sit there and think about it. It's just a quick instinctual thought.
I find the act pathetic, and the person for doing it for a blink of a second before I realize I don't care.
User avatar #133 - exarzero (11/22/2014) [-]
A bit much... try having an open mind.
User avatar #50 - payseht (11/21/2014) [-]
huh... that's interesting... don't remember giving a reason as to why I find it pathetic either.
User avatar #53 - exarzero (11/21/2014) [-]
There isn't any reason. Not playing SJW here... but I like my fleshlight, and my girlfriends ability to use her toys without being judged as pathetic.
User avatar #55 - payseht (11/21/2014) [-]
you kind of are playing SJW. You went very offended over something I didn't even say, but instead chose to just thrust assumptions about me, implied by the very subtle "There is no reason". I find it pathetic. Some people find masturbation pathetic, an activity I'm very familiar with. Don't care, let them think whatever. Maybe they have a good reason. Maybe deep down I have one, too, about the whole sexual objects thing. Maybe people cringing over femdom videos should try and be more empathetic. Or maybe, just maybe, I didn't make it clear enough that I genuinely don't care.
Just shared a reaction I have related to the content, and tried making a funny remark about the people judging me for not judging anyone, kind of like what you're doing.
User avatar #134 - exarzero (11/22/2014) [-]
JK, I read it. I honestly don't care to that extent, as I will never know you. But I felt like explaining myself since ya asked after posting my opinion.

I never called you anything. But yup, I am judging you for judging someone I guess. But I am pretty sure I speak for everyone in this case... arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness is a little silly on someone who masturbates... Makes you sound like a pompous sort of prude. But I am not calling you out as being one. Just sounding like it. Night!
User avatar #132 - exarzero (11/22/2014) [-]
T.L.D.R
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#53 - No problem. 11/18/2014 on mooshmallow's profile 0
#26 - Honestly, good luck. lol I just felt it was funny.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2014 on mooshmallow's profile 0
#27 - kzinfa (11/18/2014) [-]
Lol It was, I've seen that video before and thought fuck... is that me? But i'm pretty confident inmyself and my music ahah. Thanks man
User avatar #53 - exarzero (11/18/2014) [-]
No problem.
#128 - That guys teeth... wtf. 11/17/2014 on An Alluring Appeal +1
#23 - Hello, I am here to fawn over you like every other person here… 11/17/2014 on mooshmallow's profile 0
#22 - I was going to say something else... but I th…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2014 on mooshmallow's profile 0
#25 - kzinfa (11/18/2014) [-]
Promoting takes me to strange places my friend
User avatar #26 - exarzero (11/18/2014) [-]
Honestly, good luck. lol I just felt it was funny.
#27 - kzinfa (11/18/2014) [-]
Lol It was, I've seen that video before and thought fuck... is that me? But i'm pretty confident inmyself and my music ahah. Thanks man
User avatar #53 - exarzero (11/18/2014) [-]
No problem.
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#6 - It's pretty bad yeah. 11/15/2014 on AC Unity. Such wow. 0
#2 - This is what is looks like on my PC sadly. They said they woul…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on AC Unity. Such wow. 0
#3 - thearcher (11/14/2014) [-]
I read the system requirements for Unity to run optimally on a PC - I was frankly shocked at how steep it was
User avatar #6 - exarzero (11/15/2014) [-]
It's pretty bad yeah.

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#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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