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Age: 23
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Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:Texas
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#178 - They can afford old armored videos, they can afford a decent c… 09/04/2014 on ISIS shares breaking news 0
#76 - **** that is going to end up being me. 09/04/2014 on not all cops are bad 0
#210 - Ahhh yes, Houston everyday all year. 09/03/2014 on what 98% humidity feels like 0
#134 - Oh well done troll king. 09/03/2014 on alpha as fuck 0
#32 - Yellow. Bringing back Bruce Lee, if Hitler declines. 09/02/2014 on (untitled) +2
#26 - Niet. 08/31/2014 on Gollum you sexy bastard +5
#52 - Minecraft watermelon farm just became impossible. 08/31/2014 on Seedles Watermelon 0
#113 - I usually don't give a damn, but this one... good lord man I d… 08/31/2014 on you cringe/rage you lose 0
#153 - This guy is great! 08/31/2014 on Dumbest Tweets 0
#127 - No joke there. I appreciate it. Good to chat with a local btw.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Swat raid on Twitch streamer 0
User avatar #128 - fiveseventwo (08/31/2014) [-]
good to chat with local
User avatar #130 - fiveseventwo (09/02/2014) [-]
I forgot the question makr, as in, what does that mean?
#125 - Leadfoot eh? Yeah you are a neighbor. That's awesome. I just d…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Swat raid on Twitch streamer 0
User avatar #126 - fiveseventwo (08/30/2014) [-]
If it was for you should be fine, just remember that those that don't show any respect for a police officer often have something to worry about, and good luck, I hope it works out well for you.
User avatar #127 - exarzero (08/31/2014) [-]
No joke there. I appreciate it. Good to chat with a local btw.
User avatar #128 - fiveseventwo (08/31/2014) [-]
good to chat with local
User avatar #130 - fiveseventwo (09/02/2014) [-]
I forgot the question makr, as in, what does that mean?
#123 - Nice, yeah I live in south area. La Porte. Got a mentor alread…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Swat raid on Twitch streamer 0
User avatar #124 - fiveseventwo (08/30/2014) [-]
oh, cool, I just moved to baytown and work in the exon/mobile BOP plant, you might bee seeing me and my lead foot at some point. did you have family in the police force or just decide you wanted to join on your own?
User avatar #125 - exarzero (08/30/2014) [-]
Leadfoot eh? Yeah you are a neighbor. That's awesome. I just decided to join in on my own. If it works out, great, and if not... we shall see. lol
User avatar #126 - fiveseventwo (08/30/2014) [-]
If it was for you should be fine, just remember that those that don't show any respect for a police officer often have something to worry about, and good luck, I hope it works out well for you.
User avatar #127 - exarzero (08/31/2014) [-]
No joke there. I appreciate it. Good to chat with a local btw.
User avatar #128 - fiveseventwo (08/31/2014) [-]
good to chat with local
User avatar #130 - fiveseventwo (09/02/2014) [-]
I forgot the question makr, as in, what does that mean?
#23 - Tune in next time, for the story of my life. 08/29/2014 on Women Be Like +1
#77 - Yeah that's my fear. I want to get rid of bad cops... and help…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Swat raid on Twitch streamer +2
User avatar #116 - fiveseventwo (08/29/2014) [-]
ah, I've never had a problem with HPD, some of the guys can get in a bad mood, but it happens to everyone at work, but unless you are a hardcore BDSMer you appreciate a little respect, I've been pulled over more than 10 times in houston and liberty and only once got a ticket, so if people were more kind to the people just doing their jobs life would be better for everyone.
User avatar #123 - exarzero (08/30/2014) [-]
Nice, yeah I live in south area. La Porte. Got a mentor already and a LT. helping me out!
User avatar #124 - fiveseventwo (08/30/2014) [-]
oh, cool, I just moved to baytown and work in the exon/mobile BOP plant, you might bee seeing me and my lead foot at some point. did you have family in the police force or just decide you wanted to join on your own?
User avatar #125 - exarzero (08/30/2014) [-]
Leadfoot eh? Yeah you are a neighbor. That's awesome. I just decided to join in on my own. If it works out, great, and if not... we shall see. lol
User avatar #126 - fiveseventwo (08/30/2014) [-]
If it was for you should be fine, just remember that those that don't show any respect for a police officer often have something to worry about, and good luck, I hope it works out well for you.
User avatar #127 - exarzero (08/31/2014) [-]
No joke there. I appreciate it. Good to chat with a local btw.
User avatar #128 - fiveseventwo (08/31/2014) [-]
good to chat with local
User avatar #130 - fiveseventwo (09/02/2014) [-]
I forgot the question makr, as in, what does that mean?
#10 - That or Arkansas. Then again, we do have our militias, and all… 08/29/2014 on Don't Be Black: Chris Rock 0
#43 - I am working on being in HPD... my dream is SWAT. Jesus christ.  [+] (11 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Swat raid on Twitch streamer +2
User avatar #117 - fiveseventwo (08/29/2014) [-]
and good luck on getting in, what part of town do you live in? north, south, east, west, inner loop?
User avatar #68 - fiveseventwo (08/29/2014) [-]
Houston? Bold move, I thought about it, but the laws are better at protecting civilians than police officers.
User avatar #77 - exarzero (08/29/2014) [-]
Yeah that's my fear. I want to get rid of bad cops... and help people. But most won't want it. Gah...
User avatar #116 - fiveseventwo (08/29/2014) [-]
ah, I've never had a problem with HPD, some of the guys can get in a bad mood, but it happens to everyone at work, but unless you are a hardcore BDSMer you appreciate a little respect, I've been pulled over more than 10 times in houston and liberty and only once got a ticket, so if people were more kind to the people just doing their jobs life would be better for everyone.
User avatar #123 - exarzero (08/30/2014) [-]
Nice, yeah I live in south area. La Porte. Got a mentor already and a LT. helping me out!
User avatar #124 - fiveseventwo (08/30/2014) [-]
oh, cool, I just moved to baytown and work in the exon/mobile BOP plant, you might bee seeing me and my lead foot at some point. did you have family in the police force or just decide you wanted to join on your own?
User avatar #125 - exarzero (08/30/2014) [-]
Leadfoot eh? Yeah you are a neighbor. That's awesome. I just decided to join in on my own. If it works out, great, and if not... we shall see. lol
User avatar #126 - fiveseventwo (08/30/2014) [-]
If it was for you should be fine, just remember that those that don't show any respect for a police officer often have something to worry about, and good luck, I hope it works out well for you.
User avatar #127 - exarzero (08/31/2014) [-]
No joke there. I appreciate it. Good to chat with a local btw.
User avatar #128 - fiveseventwo (08/31/2014) [-]
good to chat with local
User avatar #130 - fiveseventwo (09/02/2014) [-]
I forgot the question makr, as in, what does that mean?
#7 - Women in Texas are treated fine. In fact better in some cases.…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Don't Be Black: Chris Rock +2
#9 - slenderwolf (08/29/2014) [-]
Texas is the southern most state, so people assume it is the most backwater cousin-cluster fuck around, Mississippi doesn't get nearly enough credit.
User avatar #10 - exarzero (08/29/2014) [-]
That or Arkansas. Then again, we do have our militias, and all that. Though, you hit a woman here, and you will get fucked up... or worse.
#8 - CIS White Male (08/29/2014) [-]
He's a liberal idiot is what this is about.
#215 - lol, okay. 08/29/2014 on arrows fired -1
#8 - Meanwhile, in their natural habitat, a few Russians are seen s…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Women Be Like +7
#16 - reasonsxxxcause (08/29/2014) [-]
We can see now that the male is carrying the things that he bought at the mall for the female. The male does this in hopes of "getting some" tonight but will more than likely be rejected due to the fact that the female would rather get some sleep. Tomorrow the male will try again by enduring the females conversations about her feelings and buying her more clothes. All for the sake of "getting some".
User avatar #23 - exarzero (08/29/2014) [-]
Tune in next time, for the story of my life.
#5 - Little creatures have big evil hearts. 08/28/2014 on Hamster +1
#182 - Happy birthday you viking bastard! 08/28/2014 on Birthday 0
#210 - I mostly agree. But, my family legitimately wanted freedom for… 08/28/2014 on arrows fired 0
#209 - You assume it was not love when a white women decides to go wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on arrows fired -1
User avatar #213 - Conquistador (08/28/2014) [-]
Probably got kidnapped and forced to marry.

And ruining their genetic makeup is wrong in itself.
User avatar #215 - exarzero (08/29/2014) [-]
lol, okay.
#65 - The 64 controller was like that so you could control either th… 08/28/2014 on Evolution of Nintendos Game... 0
#76 - My family worked the cattle trails in the Indian territories. …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/28/2014 on arrows fired 0
User avatar #106 - Conquistador (08/28/2014) [-]
Mixing to show "I'm not racist" isn't anything to be proud of.
User avatar #209 - exarzero (08/28/2014) [-]
You assume it was not love when a white women decides to go with a Native man? Cool.
User avatar #213 - Conquistador (08/28/2014) [-]
Probably got kidnapped and forced to marry.

And ruining their genetic makeup is wrong in itself.
User avatar #215 - exarzero (08/29/2014) [-]
lol, okay.
#80 - corsairair (08/28/2014) [-]
Fun fact, the North didn't fight for Africans rights or freedoms. Many wanted to keep slavery going still too. Lincoln was pro-Union, not pro-African; he wouldn't have freed the slaves if he was able too.

The North never fought for the welfare of Africans, but the Union.

Also only 5% of African slaves were brought to the colonies which is around 600,000.

Slavery issue is silly anyway as Whites have been enslaved and brutalized in the past as well(over a million Europeans were enslaved by Muslim North Africans during the Barbary Slave trade and forced to work in Northern Africa.)

I am also part Indian, but not very much.
User avatar #210 - exarzero (08/28/2014) [-]
I mostly agree. But, my family legitimately wanted freedom for all races. That's what they fought for, even though there was a lot of B.S during that stupid war. There were a lot of things that led to that war, including slavery, but not limited to it at all.

Agreed on the modern slavery. On my moms side, I am a slav. Interesting stuff.
User avatar #105 - metajunky (08/28/2014) [-]
Not entirely right. The war was fought not because of one reason, but for many socio-economic reasons that led to sectional tensions between the North and the South. Slavery was one of the big reasons. Hell, thanks to Uncle Tom's Cabin Europe didn't intervene on the side of the Confederacy. And slavery's role in it became official with the Emancipation Proclamation
User avatar #203 - corsairair (08/28/2014) [-]
Yes you are right, but my point was just on the issue of race primarily for this post.

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User avatar #69 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
**** you
#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - CIS White Male (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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