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exarzero

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/Nikolauswijngard
Steam Profile: Exarzero
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: All of them
Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:5/25/2015
Location:Texas
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Not much to say. I surf here almost everyday. I enjoy the crowd. (Mostly) Posted a few things before. Maybe do it again? idk. Anywyas, thanks for reading this terrible description of me.

latest user's comments

#41 - Like a great colorful anal toy ft. dickbutt. 01/29/2015 on (untitled) 0
#28 - Just started watching this anime. Gintama is awesome.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Identify as Waifu-kin +1
#69 - smartassassin (01/29/2015) [-]
welcome to the club
#24 - All jokes aside, that's a good guy. I have the same job, and f… 01/28/2015 on Black frost +8
#140 - I still gotta be like all the media today that points out stup… 01/28/2015 on Thumb whoring comp 0
#139 - Jesus I hope serious comments people make don't have this many… 01/28/2015 on Thumb whoring comp 0
#64 - BLAAAAAAAAAAME THE WHITE PEOPLE!  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Thumb whoring comp +7
User avatar #133 - domny (01/28/2015) [-]
well you know the student one is not about race.
User avatar #140 - exarzero (01/28/2015) [-]
I still gotta be like all the media today that points out stupid things like: What color was the attacker and the victim as if it matters. Then go ape shit when it's their race as if it makes a difference what color that rapist/murderer was. lol
#119 - masterboll (01/28/2015) [-]
its not satire if people actually believe what youre saying
User avatar #139 - exarzero (01/28/2015) [-]
Jesus I hope serious comments people make don't have this many a's on a comic site. lol
#329 - I know what he said, but still. 01/28/2015 on Studio Ghibli 0
#157 - I still love his works of art. I am a guy and have a damn toto…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Studio Ghibli 0
User avatar #257 - truesmokewolf (01/27/2015) [-]
The gifs posted are out of context and from what others are saying, slightly edited. He dislikes otakus, but not anime itself.
User avatar #329 - exarzero (01/28/2015) [-]
I know what he said, but still.
#827 - :3 <3 01/27/2015 on touchmybutt's profile 0
#37 - You are me last year. Your next year, after you recov… 01/27/2015 on Thanks 0
#86 - I don't care what anybody is into to a point. Why should I jud…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Studio Ghibli +15
#304 - deltaiys (01/28/2015) [-]
He wasn't nearly as mean with what he actually said. Somebody just put in words which they knew would start shit.
User avatar #89 - truesmokewolf (01/27/2015) [-]
He didn't even make good anime. His shit is creepy. Did any of you even watch Totoro? That shit was white van and candy from start to finish.
User avatar #157 - exarzero (01/27/2015) [-]
I still love his works of art. I am a guy and have a damn totoro in my car. Those anime had wonderful lessons for me a a kid, but he is so bitter now. I don't think he blames anime, I think he is depressed about something else.

Some of those things were depressing I agree... maybe he was just all along. Still no excuse to be an asshole though.
User avatar #257 - truesmokewolf (01/27/2015) [-]
The gifs posted are out of context and from what others are saying, slightly edited. He dislikes otakus, but not anime itself.
User avatar #329 - exarzero (01/28/2015) [-]
I know what he said, but still.
#825 - Gorgeous! (Runs away)  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2015 on touchmybutt's profile 0
User avatar #826 - touchmybutt (01/27/2015) [-]
Thank youu~! *Throws a kiss after you*
User avatar #827 - exarzero (01/27/2015) [-]
:3 <3
#75 - Look up in the sky? Is it a bird? A Plane? idk... Whe… 01/27/2015 on Busted 0
#13 - Admin has impressed me this day. Well done sir. 01/27/2015 on REKT 0
#114 - Wow, you are very friendly. Thanks mate. I am sure you will do… 01/26/2015 on Description 0
#5227 - Thanks, I used to take pictures/video in college. 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
#3728 - Awesome! Keep that up. GET THAT GUY TO COSPLAY. 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#9 - Because Texas is like it's own separate place from the rest of… 01/26/2015 on In that moment of time XXII +16
#17 - relax. It's not so bad. I work two jobs, but I found ways to d…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Description +1
#112 - anthonyhart (01/26/2015) [-]
thank, i hope good comes to you soon in return for the service you have given me
User avatar #114 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
Wow, you are very friendly. Thanks mate. I am sure you will do just fine with that attitude! Just don't ever let anybody use you for it.
#3072 - I know the owners of Matsuri because of the HLC group I am in,…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? +1
#3403 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
So you've inspired me. I scoured the internet for the perfect lavender/light pink wig for Cheza and I found it. So I ordered it and now I have to make the cosplay lol. Just wanted to tell you that. Good luck on yours!
User avatar #3728 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
Awesome! Keep that up. GET THAT GUY TO COSPLAY.
#3049 - Very cool. I say go for it. I have probably come across you or…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#3068 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha probably. My bf refuses to cosplay with me, but maybe you have seen us out and about. He probably will not be attending AM15 because of that. If my bff doesn't go with me I'll just hang with my sister. Her bf is one of the main guys in charge of the car show and the LARPing event that's going to take place this year at AM. He also owns Rice Box food truck and May Day garage. Check those out if you get the chance!
User avatar #3072 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
I know the owners of Matsuri because of the HLC group I am in, but thats about it. Make him cosplay. lol I will check those out this year.
#3403 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
So you've inspired me. I scoured the internet for the perfect lavender/light pink wig for Cheza and I found it. So I ordered it and now I have to make the cosplay lol. Just wanted to tell you that. Good luck on yours!
User avatar #3728 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
Awesome! Keep that up. GET THAT GUY TO COSPLAY.
#3031 - Hi! I'll be at the next one as Gintoki. My gf is going as Tsukki.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#3044 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
Cool I'm definitely going to the next one with either the bff or the bf lol I think I'm going to be Cheza from Wolf's Rain if I can commit myself to making the costume soon and Malificent. Maybe I'll spot you this time!
User avatar #3049 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
Very cool. I say go for it. I have probably come across you or your boyfriend before. Just never thought anything of it at the time. Small world though.
#3068 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha probably. My bf refuses to cosplay with me, but maybe you have seen us out and about. He probably will not be attending AM15 because of that. If my bff doesn't go with me I'll just hang with my sister. Her bf is one of the main guys in charge of the car show and the LARPing event that's going to take place this year at AM. He also owns Rice Box food truck and May Day garage. Check those out if you get the chance!
User avatar #3072 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
I know the owners of Matsuri because of the HLC group I am in, but thats about it. Make him cosplay. lol I will check those out this year.
#3403 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
So you've inspired me. I scoured the internet for the perfect lavender/light pink wig for Cheza and I found it. So I ordered it and now I have to make the cosplay lol. Just wanted to tell you that. Good luck on yours!
User avatar #3728 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
Awesome! Keep that up. GET THAT GUY TO COSPLAY.
#3011 - I saw your Matsuri post. I was there too, as Tuxedo Mask. lol  [+] (8 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#3018 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
I think I must have missed you there because I don't remember seeing a tuxedo mask. Sailor moon was a childhood favorite of mine. Well anyways, howdy neighbor!
User avatar #3031 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
Hi! I'll be at the next one as Gintoki. My gf is going as Tsukki.
#3044 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
Cool I'm definitely going to the next one with either the bff or the bf lol I think I'm going to be Cheza from Wolf's Rain if I can commit myself to making the costume soon and Malificent. Maybe I'll spot you this time!
User avatar #3049 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
Very cool. I say go for it. I have probably come across you or your boyfriend before. Just never thought anything of it at the time. Small world though.
#3068 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha probably. My bf refuses to cosplay with me, but maybe you have seen us out and about. He probably will not be attending AM15 because of that. If my bff doesn't go with me I'll just hang with my sister. Her bf is one of the main guys in charge of the car show and the LARPing event that's going to take place this year at AM. He also owns Rice Box food truck and May Day garage. Check those out if you get the chance!
User avatar #3072 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
I know the owners of Matsuri because of the HLC group I am in, but thats about it. Make him cosplay. lol I will check those out this year.
#3403 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
So you've inspired me. I scoured the internet for the perfect lavender/light pink wig for Cheza and I found it. So I ordered it and now I have to make the cosplay lol. Just wanted to tell you that. Good luck on yours!
User avatar #3728 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
Awesome! Keep that up. GET THAT GUY TO COSPLAY.
#3000 - While telling secrets, my real name is Nikolaus AlĂ©xandros Wi…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#3008 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
I live in Houston, TX!
User avatar #3011 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw your Matsuri post. I was there too, as Tuxedo Mask. lol
#3018 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
I think I must have missed you there because I don't remember seeing a tuxedo mask. Sailor moon was a childhood favorite of mine. Well anyways, howdy neighbor!
User avatar #3031 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
Hi! I'll be at the next one as Gintoki. My gf is going as Tsukki.
#3044 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
Cool I'm definitely going to the next one with either the bff or the bf lol I think I'm going to be Cheza from Wolf's Rain if I can commit myself to making the costume soon and Malificent. Maybe I'll spot you this time!
User avatar #3049 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
Very cool. I say go for it. I have probably come across you or your boyfriend before. Just never thought anything of it at the time. Small world though.
#3068 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha probably. My bf refuses to cosplay with me, but maybe you have seen us out and about. He probably will not be attending AM15 because of that. If my bff doesn't go with me I'll just hang with my sister. Her bf is one of the main guys in charge of the car show and the LARPing event that's going to take place this year at AM. He also owns Rice Box food truck and May Day garage. Check those out if you get the chance!
User avatar #3072 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
I know the owners of Matsuri because of the HLC group I am in, but thats about it. Make him cosplay. lol I will check those out this year.
#3403 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
So you've inspired me. I scoured the internet for the perfect lavender/light pink wig for Cheza and I found it. So I ordered it and now I have to make the cosplay lol. Just wanted to tell you that. Good luck on yours!
User avatar #3728 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
Awesome! Keep that up. GET THAT GUY TO COSPLAY.
#2989 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? +2
#4377 - burntpixles (01/26/2015) [-]
Photo looks like it was taken for a damned car magazine. Not that it's a bad thing, just. Holy crap.
User avatar #5227 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
Thanks, I used to take pictures/video in college.
User avatar #3000 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
While telling secrets, my real name is Nikolaus Aléxandros Wijngard. I live in Houston, Texas.
#3008 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
I live in Houston, TX!
User avatar #3011 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
I saw your Matsuri post. I was there too, as Tuxedo Mask. lol
#3018 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
I think I must have missed you there because I don't remember seeing a tuxedo mask. Sailor moon was a childhood favorite of mine. Well anyways, howdy neighbor!
User avatar #3031 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
Hi! I'll be at the next one as Gintoki. My gf is going as Tsukki.
#3044 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
Cool I'm definitely going to the next one with either the bff or the bf lol I think I'm going to be Cheza from Wolf's Rain if I can commit myself to making the costume soon and Malificent. Maybe I'll spot you this time!
User avatar #3049 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
Very cool. I say go for it. I have probably come across you or your boyfriend before. Just never thought anything of it at the time. Small world though.
#3068 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
Haha probably. My bf refuses to cosplay with me, but maybe you have seen us out and about. He probably will not be attending AM15 because of that. If my bff doesn't go with me I'll just hang with my sister. Her bf is one of the main guys in charge of the car show and the LARPing event that's going to take place this year at AM. He also owns Rice Box food truck and May Day garage. Check those out if you get the chance!
User avatar #3072 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
I know the owners of Matsuri because of the HLC group I am in, but thats about it. Make him cosplay. lol I will check those out this year.
#3403 - chauchii (01/26/2015) [-]
So you've inspired me. I scoured the internet for the perfect lavender/light pink wig for Cheza and I found it. So I ordered it and now I have to make the cosplay lol. Just wanted to tell you that. Good luck on yours!
User avatar #3728 - exarzero (01/26/2015) [-]
Awesome! Keep that up. GET THAT GUY TO COSPLAY.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #71 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #72 to #71 - exarzero (04/07/2015) [-]
Thank you, hero sir.
#73 to #72 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
no probelm, just doing my job
User avatar #74 to #73 - exarzero (04/07/2015) [-]
I salute you!
#75 to #74 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
with great power comes great responsibility
User avatar #69 - soundofwinter (06/27/2014) [-]
**** you
#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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