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exarzero

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/Nikolauswijngard
Steam Profile: Exarzero
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: All of them
Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:5/25/2015
Location:Texas
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Not much to say. I surf here almost everyday. I enjoy the crowd. (Mostly) Posted a few things before. Maybe do it again? idk. Anywyas, thanks for reading this terrible description of me.

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#16 - Taking several arts, mashing them together, and creating your …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Bruce Lee +1
User avatar #18 - anotherponyaccount (02/24/2015) [-]
Ah, so it's sort of like observing what elements are useful from other martial arts and putting that in?
User avatar #71 - exarzero (02/24/2015) [-]
To your own yes. You do need to go train in it though. You have to get what you can out of it to truly know what you want. Alucardhell said it best.
User avatar #20 - alucardhell (02/24/2015) [-]
Not just observing, feeling it. Instructors for JKD require that you have a certain level in at least 2, usually 3+ martial arts before you can start to learn JKD from them. It is a philosophy in the sense of it is as much a mind set as it is a martial art. It uses Wing Chun's, and several other forms of Kung Fu's, quick hits in rapid succession instead of Tae Kwon Do or Karate's forms of you trying to make hits like a freight train. You also often try to get into "trapping" distance, which is between boxing range and grappling range. It is kinda interesting in how few fighters, not trained in Kung Fu, can handle that range. Boxers will try to separate themselves from you as quickly as you can, when most other forms will try to grab you into a grapple.
User avatar #24 - DoktorHax (02/24/2015) [-]
I do goju karate, and in later grades, that deals with trapping a lot. In fact, my sensei is moving towards a much more traditional emphasis, with a lot of passing and bridging rather than a static block much earlier in training.
User avatar #21 - anotherponyaccount (02/24/2015) [-]
Okay, I think I get it now. There's a type of karate call "Zen do Kai" which is more like what I said since it takes influence from other martial arts and puts what works in.
The main thing I learned from the local boxing club. Because there's no instructor over them all the time or even half the time they know nothing about balence, I floored the guy 3 times with light punches in sparring. But man they ruined the mental image of boxers in my head.
#22 - One of the best episodes. 02/23/2015 on Coffee +3
#14 - Looks bad. 02/23/2015 on coffee table from totalled... 0
#241 - Not chasing dreams sooner. 02/23/2015 on Biggest regret in life? 0
#52 - I am about the same distance from Houston. It may be a bit mor… 02/23/2015 on Full of love +1
#50 - Hot damn, that's tough buddy. At least the country is probably…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Full of love 0
User avatar #51 - nopenopejustnope (02/23/2015) [-]
Hungary, on the great plains. However the town is only 9km away but on the country-side the cables wont take the high speed net. But i do hope that i can move to other town in this year to live on my own with my buddy.
User avatar #52 - exarzero (02/23/2015) [-]
I am about the same distance from Houston. It may be a bit more developed here, but our goals are very much the same! I am sure you will do just fine.
#48 - Damn my MS has never been that hi when I play with my Euro bud…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Full of love 0
User avatar #49 - nopenopejustnope (02/23/2015) [-]
good for you . its hard to play any game with only 120 kB/sec ( takes 10 seconds to download 1MB ) internet. We live on the contryside so we had to use microwave internet. Buut anyways we'll see what happens when i join to a us server.
User avatar #50 - exarzero (02/23/2015) [-]
Hot damn, that's tough buddy. At least the country is probably nice though. Which part?
User avatar #51 - nopenopejustnope (02/23/2015) [-]
Hungary, on the great plains. However the town is only 9km away but on the country-side the cables wont take the high speed net. But i do hope that i can move to other town in this year to live on my own with my buddy.
User avatar #52 - exarzero (02/23/2015) [-]
I am about the same distance from Houston. It may be a bit more developed here, but our goals are very much the same! I am sure you will do just fine.
#190 - This is a pretty cool idea buddy. Keep doing it. I might join … 02/23/2015 on Fj All-Stars Sing All-Star +1
#46 - Lol, just got back into it after a year off. Bitter sweet. Had…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Full of love 0
User avatar #47 - nopenopejustnope (02/23/2015) [-]
i hope you are a euro-fag cuz i wont play with 400ms to join a us server :/ but will do sir.
User avatar #48 - exarzero (02/23/2015) [-]
Damn my MS has never been that hi when I play with my Euro buddies! No problem lol (Texas)
User avatar #49 - nopenopejustnope (02/23/2015) [-]
good for you . its hard to play any game with only 120 kB/sec ( takes 10 seconds to download 1MB ) internet. We live on the contryside so we had to use microwave internet. Buut anyways we'll see what happens when i join to a us server.
User avatar #50 - exarzero (02/23/2015) [-]
Hot damn, that's tough buddy. At least the country is probably nice though. Which part?
User avatar #51 - nopenopejustnope (02/23/2015) [-]
Hungary, on the great plains. However the town is only 9km away but on the country-side the cables wont take the high speed net. But i do hope that i can move to other town in this year to live on my own with my buddy.
User avatar #52 - exarzero (02/23/2015) [-]
I am about the same distance from Houston. It may be a bit more developed here, but our goals are very much the same! I am sure you will do just fine.
#11 - Could the legends be true?  [+] (9 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Full of love +2
User avatar #40 - nopenopejustnope (02/23/2015) [-]
Guild wars 2 yay! ( Stupid april 1 event )
User avatar #46 - exarzero (02/23/2015) [-]
Lol, just got back into it after a year off. Bitter sweet. Had the second guild made on my server (BlackGate) back when everything started, and now it's cold dead. Feel free to add me buddy. ExarZero
User avatar #47 - nopenopejustnope (02/23/2015) [-]
i hope you are a euro-fag cuz i wont play with 400ms to join a us server :/ but will do sir.
User avatar #48 - exarzero (02/23/2015) [-]
Damn my MS has never been that hi when I play with my Euro buddies! No problem lol (Texas)
User avatar #49 - nopenopejustnope (02/23/2015) [-]
good for you . its hard to play any game with only 120 kB/sec ( takes 10 seconds to download 1MB ) internet. We live on the contryside so we had to use microwave internet. Buut anyways we'll see what happens when i join to a us server.
User avatar #50 - exarzero (02/23/2015) [-]
Hot damn, that's tough buddy. At least the country is probably nice though. Which part?
User avatar #51 - nopenopejustnope (02/23/2015) [-]
Hungary, on the great plains. However the town is only 9km away but on the country-side the cables wont take the high speed net. But i do hope that i can move to other town in this year to live on my own with my buddy.
User avatar #52 - exarzero (02/23/2015) [-]
I am about the same distance from Houston. It may be a bit more developed here, but our goals are very much the same! I am sure you will do just fine.
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#2429 - **exarzero used "*roll rpg name*"** **exarzero rolls Dagger… 02/20/2015 on rpg name generator 0
#36 - Eh, **** it. I enjoy the crazy. 02/20/2015 on Japan 2... 0
#20 - It makes you no better to complain in a douche fashion. 02/20/2015 on Love You Random Citizens +6
#50 - Eh... 02/20/2015 on 'MUURICAA! +2
#90 - Oh it's okay. Got someone better over time. Thanks though. 02/20/2015 on Woah +1
#82 - Actually when my fiancee left me her mom called her stupid... …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Woah +1
#88 - xxitzchubbsxx (02/20/2015) [-]
Well like anything there are exceptions. Sorry about that.
User avatar #90 - exarzero (02/20/2015) [-]
Oh it's okay. Got someone better over time. Thanks though.
#13 - Well he rebuilt her technically. 02/19/2015 on Life as a college student 0
#8 - Only anime with this many episodes that I have not stopped wat… 02/19/2015 on Life as a college student +3
#13 - Aww, that man was probably happy just to be around someone. … 02/19/2015 on FJers in 50 years +36
#129 - Have fun! Take it slow, but don't get addicted my friend! (I m… 02/19/2015 on FJ +1
#107 - Log in ye cowardly doge. 02/19/2015 on Why Asians like Linkin Park 0
#106 - lol 02/19/2015 on Why Asians like Linkin Park 0
#83 - GF is from China... this is extremely true.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Why Asians like Linkin Park -1
User avatar #103 - sirnigga (02/19/2015) [-]
ha you have a girlfreind what a fag i bet you shit with your pants down
User avatar #106 - exarzero (02/19/2015) [-]
lol
#97 - anonymous (02/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #107 - exarzero (02/19/2015) [-]
Log in ye cowardly doge.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #71 - touches ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #72 to #71 - exarzero (04/07/2015) [-]
Thank you, hero sir.
#73 to #72 - touches ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
no probelm, just doing my job
User avatar #74 to #73 - exarzero (04/07/2015) [-]
I salute you!
#75 to #74 - touches ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
with great power comes great responsibility
User avatar #69 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
**** you
#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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