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exarzero

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/Nikolauswijngard
Steam Profile: Exarzero
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: All of them
Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:3/06/2015
Location:Texas
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6427
Comment Ranking:#3881
Highest Content Rank:#939
Highest Comment Rank:#2842
Content Thumbs: 8977 total,  10828 ,  1851
Comment Thumbs: 4802 total,  6089 ,  1287
Content Level Progress: 76% (76/100)
Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 189 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 243 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 244 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:372
Content Views:398868
Times Content Favorited:499 times
Total Comments Made:3443
FJ Points:13272
Not much to say. I surf here almost everyday. I enjoy the crowd. (Mostly) Posted a few things before. Maybe do it again? idk. Anywyas, thanks for reading this terrible description of me.

latest user's comments

#27 - Comment deleted 12/31/2014 on 1995 0
#71 - She was probably pushed. NK PRIDE. 12/31/2014 on admin +2
#52 - Glitch. Probably EA.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on i can accept this +11
User avatar #60 - letriggs (12/31/2014) [-]
nah

ubisoft
User avatar #68 - exarzero (12/31/2014) [-]
Pretty much the same these days. haha
#27 - Picture 12/30/2014 on Clitoris +2
#23 - **** ... I posted the same before seeing this. Ex …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Clitoris +3
#26 - icangetyoumad (12/30/2014) [-]
#27 - exarzero (12/30/2014) [-]
#22 - Call it a "Clam Jam". 12/30/2014 on Clitoris +2
#38 - I live near a place where we had over 1000 statues. A man fro… 12/28/2014 on shadowrated 0
#56 - My feelings. 12/28/2014 on Shits Mad old 5 +2
#191 - This was glorious. 12/27/2014 on /b/ hacks a cctv camera 0
#251 - Personally? Hell the **** yes. 12/25/2014 on Girls having abs, Opinions? 0
#116 - Honestly. I just don't care what other people do... is that bad? 12/23/2014 on Hipsters. 0
#27 - My girlfriend came to America two years ago from China. You co… 12/20/2014 on Life is short 0
#14 - I was thinking this too. 12/20/2014 on The future is now 0
#40 - It seems... so pointless though. We could just ignore them, bu… 12/20/2014 on It's happening!! 0
#36 - But... but when did you have to deal with them? I don't watch …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on It's happening!! +1
#39 - anonexplains (12/20/2014) [-]
Same thing with bronys and narutards. I've never really had an issue with them but everyone seems to hate them for existing.

Imagine if we hated every single fangroup, FJ gets flooded during most tv events...we don't hate on the walking dead or breaking bad or doctor who fans yet they flood the site just as much.
User avatar #40 - exarzero (12/20/2014) [-]
It seems... so pointless though. We could just ignore them, but we make fun of them and are the ones who bring them to light. Would they be so infamous, if we had just left them alone to be themselves in the first place?

Reminds me of gender roles in a way. "It's okay to like that, but no okay to like this" or "That's meant for them, not for you"

Meh. Internet.
#66 - **exarzero used "*roll torture method*"** **exarzero rolls … 12/19/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 6 0
#1676 - Comment deleted 12/19/2014 on check your male privilege 0
#1674 - **exarzero used "*roll male privilege*"** **exarzero rolls …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on check your male privilege 0
#1676 - exarzero has deleted their comment.
#1672 - Comment deleted 12/19/2014 on check your male privilege 0
#104 - STOP. 12/15/2014 on Spoopy fears comp 0
#121 - NOT IF I COMMIT SEPPUKU FIRST! HAH! **** … 12/12/2014 on This fuckin' generation... +2
#84 - If this was the girlfriends house though, I'd be ******…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on This fuckin' generation... +3
User avatar #101 - reapermaster (12/11/2014) [-]
u ded
u hella ded
#121 - exarzero (12/12/2014) [-]
NOT IF I COMMIT SEPPUKU FIRST!

HAH! FUCK YOU, I DIE WITH HONOR!
#83 - This looks a little like my room... and this just happened, bu…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2014 on This fuckin' generation... +1
User avatar #84 - exarzero (12/11/2014) [-]
If this was the girlfriends house though, I'd be fucking dead. Her family is chinese. He was holding a sword when I met him...

Offered tea. Probably poison. So I drank it.
User avatar #101 - reapermaster (12/11/2014) [-]
u ded
u hella ded
#121 - exarzero (12/12/2014) [-]
NOT IF I COMMIT SEPPUKU FIRST!

HAH! FUCK YOU, I DIE WITH HONOR!
#548 - Gore is **** ? NOOO! 12/11/2014 on FJ rules +1
#104 - Thank you Senpai. I have not yet considered this. So… 12/11/2014 on Anchor Reacts to Furries +1
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #69 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
**** you
#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
#27 - commandurrazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anonexplains (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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