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Gender: male
Age: 23
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Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:9/17/2014
Location:Texas
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#28 - Well this is the last one of four years... she ended up going …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/05/2014 on What. 0
User avatar #30 - Sethorein (07/05/2014) [-]
I'm not quite following... this party happened 4 years ago?
User avatar #35 - exarzero (07/05/2014) [-]
Dated her for four years.
User avatar #36 - Sethorein (07/05/2014) [-]
So she was dating a frat guy for 4 years or she dated A guy for 4 years then hooked up with a frat guy at the party?
User avatar #37 - exarzero (07/05/2014) [-]
I dated her for four years after meeting her at an anime convention. It was good, until she met that dude. She left me ohhhh.... a year ago? And has been with the cheater dude ever since.
User avatar #38 - Sethorein (07/05/2014) [-]
This is the same girl from the party... or just your last girlfriend?
User avatar #39 - exarzero (07/05/2014) [-]
"Party mode". I mean she ended up fanatically having to party... drinking, going to parties etc... there was no party. Sorry for confusion mate.
User avatar #41 - Sethorein (07/05/2014) [-]
Okay so that's just your last girlfriend... don't see how that's relevant to this one but uhh...

1 year off the saddle, time to get your spurred boots from the closet.
User avatar #42 - exarzero (07/05/2014) [-]
Both are cosplay girls, and have a bit of that same crazy. But I think everyone is a little crazy. I did attempt dating a few girls in between all that, but holy damn they were bad choices.

Yeehaw. I'm sure I got some boots in my Texas closet somewhere.
User avatar #43 - Sethorein (07/05/2014) [-]
I've gone to one cosplay event and yeeeeeeah we are a special breed of people...
User avatar #44 - exarzero (07/05/2014) [-]
You are not wrong. Would not have it any other way. haha
User avatar #40 - exarzero (07/05/2014) [-]
She was the last girlfriend.
#27 - Dude, that crazy flock's to me apparently.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on What. 0
User avatar #32 - talosknight (07/05/2014) [-]
If she is truly crazy, I'll give you the advice I gave my brother: "Crazy can be good. A little weird, and with a few odd habits, no harm done. Hell, it can even be fun and you may discover something new. But there is a line. If she's draped over you on the first date, asking to change the relationship status on Facebook, do two things. One, stop right there. Back away slowly. Two, do not, under any circumstance, put your dick in that crazy."
#7 - Interesting. Well, no freedom for me then. lol 07/05/2014 on Happy freedom day. +1
#474 - "I love you" in my ass. 07/05/2014 on in my ass 0
#5 - Agreed. If I get banned at least, I will have more life free time.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Happy freedom day. +1
User avatar #6 - wag (07/05/2014) [-]
... It doesn't work that way. You simply make a new account if they don't IP ban you. Link related, it's my other account www.funnyjunk.com/user/flutterway
User avatar #7 - exarzero (07/05/2014) [-]
Interesting. Well, no freedom for me then. lol
#63 - It's not getting better. No more feed for you. 07/05/2014 on yosuga no sora? 0
#3 - Close enough! 07/05/2014 on Happy freedom day. 0
#61 - 1/10  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on yosuga no sora? +1
#62 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
You're 1/10, which is why you are watching anime.
User avatar #63 - exarzero (07/05/2014) [-]
It's not getting better. No more feed for you.
#1 - If this bans me... I will go down with the ship gladly.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Happy freedom day. 0
User avatar #4 - wag (07/05/2014) [-]
Well... It has been flagged before.. But FJ is an odd website that tends to be hard some of the time on content, and soft and peckish other times.
User avatar #5 - exarzero (07/05/2014) [-]
Agreed. If I get banned at least, I will have more life free time.
User avatar #6 - wag (07/05/2014) [-]
... It doesn't work that way. You simply make a new account if they don't IP ban you. Link related, it's my other account www.funnyjunk.com/user/flutterway
User avatar #7 - exarzero (07/05/2014) [-]
Interesting. Well, no freedom for me then. lol
#53 - I went and watched it. What did I just watch.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2014 on yosuga no sora? 0
#55 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
You watched anime... which is another word for horseshit
#61 - exarzero (07/05/2014) [-]
1/10
#62 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
You're 1/10, which is why you are watching anime.
User avatar #63 - exarzero (07/05/2014) [-]
It's not getting better. No more feed for you.
#103 - And the N64 sold 32.93 million units.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on ps2 mustard race 0
User avatar #252 - mydogpikachu (07/05/2014) [-]
k
#18 - Picture 07/05/2014 on Team Foteress 2 0
#8 - Rofl, good movie. 07/05/2014 on What. +1
#5 - I am attracted to crazy. we should go on a picnic, and I'll br… 07/04/2014 on What. +1
#4 - You have a good point.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2014 on What. +1
#6 - whitelapras (07/04/2014) [-]
i say call her. if shes weird then forget about her. if shes cool the see where things go. also send this image or watch this movie Anchorman
User avatar #8 - exarzero (07/05/2014) [-]
Rofl, good movie.
#7 - robertelee (07/04/2014) [-]
**robertelee rolled image**
cosplay

already established that shes weird
#349 - I SEX NOW? 07/04/2014 on admin acts nice to you 0
#87 - I agree on the kids too... I know it's facts of life. But damn. 07/04/2014 on 100 Ways to Die #7 +2
#39 - Dancing. 07/04/2014 on DANCE BATTLE TIEM -3
#113 - **** you're right. 07/04/2014 on 'Murica +1
#111 - PJ or something. Wait... why and I trying to figure this out.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on 'Murica +1
User avatar #112 - zomaru (07/04/2014) [-]
Because the situation demands the nonexistent logic.
User avatar #113 - exarzero (07/04/2014) [-]
Fuck you're right.
#1559 - Picture 07/04/2014 on Rate Yourself 0
#3622 - **exarzero rolled image ** THIS IS WHAT I HAV… 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#63 - STAHP you are making us look bad! lol 07/03/2014 on Well played -1
#73 - This is fact. I just mean it's sad in general. 07/03/2014 on Ow right in the feels 0
#85 - Yeah I know... I just tossed a random MGS photo up for the hel… 07/03/2014 on Finally reached it 0

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#70 to #69 - exarzero (06/27/2014) [-]
You glorious ******* bastard, I love you. I feel blessed FJ style.
#67 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #68 to #67 - exarzero (06/22/2014) [-]
You beautiful man.
User avatar #64 - exarzero (07/24/2013) [-]
Did a branch switch to the Air Force, but all the same, thanks.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jnovuse (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for your service! I appreciate you protecting my, my family, and friends freedom.
User avatar #66 to #65 - exarzero (03/28/2014) [-]
Thank you for showing thanks! Most certainly, with my life if need be.
#62 - draftz (02/20/2013) [-]
Just saw the latest of your posts!

Please keep them coming good sir!
User avatar #63 to #62 - exarzero (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'll try! lol
#60 - sonicserver (10/10/2012) [-]
dunno if you saw this. totally reminded me of your mom
User avatar #61 to #60 - exarzero (10/10/2012) [-]
LOL. I posted that on my facebook wall.

Luckly enough when this happened to me, I called 911, and my dad took care of things. My mom at least went with it then understanding the imminent danger of death. I was very lucky.
User avatar #58 - findtheanswer (10/01/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #56 - peskypete (09/25/2012) [-]
Saw some crazy jesus nut preaching that the end of the world was coming. Reminded me of your mental ******* mother.
User avatar #57 to #56 - exarzero (09/25/2012) [-]
Bahaha! Glad hers is aliens at least. Keeps it entertaining while I slowly die on the inside. lol
User avatar #55 to #54 - exarzero (09/24/2012) [-]
That is... freaking cute.
#42 - hellbomber (09/22/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
You poor bastard.
User avatar #44 to #42 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha! Could be far, far worse... eventually my content will post of this.
User avatar #29 - sonicserver (09/22/2012) [-]
you know i feels ya bro.

it's gonna be sooooooo satisfying the day that she's too decrepit to care for herself and you get to put her in whatever nursing home you want. my mom is headed down the same road.

you sleep in the bed you make, and maybe Bashar will visit her when she's alone in this world.

good luck broseph stalin, from one survivor of a crazy ass mom to another
User avatar #32 to #29 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think what I will do, is take care of her.

After she loses her **** , and has no one else, she will see what a good son I really am.
User avatar #33 to #32 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And if not... then she is on her own. I would rather raise a new generation of my blood. I would rather not have my legacy ever tainted by her.
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#23 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
inb4: my english suck

I invite you to be friends!, You don't know me and I don't know you, but I feel that those comics/stories are a way to you to relief and I know the users of this site could be a big assholes but some of us are good people, so if you need something you have this big family and I want more stories : )

By the way, I don't know if you are old enough but if you can move out, do it and do it fast!...

any way a funny picture for you!
User avatar #24 to #23 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I welcome more friends like you! Where are you from? :D
#25 to #24 - zenkon (09/22/2012) [-]
I'm from mexico
#19 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
My mom is mentally disabled and I grew up without a dad, I was an accident you see, so he left us and my mom got some brain damage recently and in turn became mentally disabled, me and my brother take care of her. But still your life seems like so much more **** because of that ******* of your mother. Keep strong buddy one day you will never have to deal with her **** again
User avatar #22 to #19 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
My friend, we just have different versions of bad **** . My aunt was mentally disabled and I had to help take care of her until he day she passed away. It was very, very hard to do this.
Your father leaving you is sad beyond reason as well, and I think my mother only stayed because she has already tested the streets once.
User avatar #17 - guywithguitar (09/21/2012) [-]
You poor bastard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
But I am going to make a good dad. :)
User avatar #26 to #20 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
You better. Or I'll kill someone.
User avatar #30 to #26 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha, if anything I learned what a good parent is, and how important they are.
User avatar #34 to #30 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's good, I can't wait to be a dad.
User avatar #35 to #34 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
One of the finest things I think I can do, is raise a son or daughter. Teach them what I have learned, and let them take my place in the world.
User avatar #36 to #35 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
That's what I've been wanting to do aswell.
User avatar #37 to #36 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
If only more saw it as this simple.
User avatar #38 to #37 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Oh well, at least we do.
User avatar #41 to #38 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
More power to me and you then I say.
User avatar #43 to #41 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Agreed. I've actually never even really come close to having a girlfriend, but I think about this stuff all the time.
User avatar #45 to #43 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Watch the move:

Kate and leopold, and Hitch.

Use the good parts from that, and the former movie is better.

After that, be completely honest with the girl and yourself.

If that failed, repeat! Worked for me. ^_^
User avatar #46 to #45 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Thanks man, I'll have to check that out, seems like a really good movie.
User avatar #47 to #46 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
It is for a romantic at heart, so prepare for a lot of that chick flick mode stuff... the main characters are Wolverine and his brother though, so that makes up for it. ^_^
User avatar #48 to #47 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Wait, wat. No, I'm just kidding, that sounds pretty good. I try to be honest with girls, but I'm really shy and a little misogynistic, so I make presumptions about people, which I should not do.
User avatar #49 to #48 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
We share that problem about people. Hard thing to break from. Really hard in fact.
User avatar #50 to #49 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
Extremely, once you have your views on people, or just one person in general, you stick with those views. I ******* hate it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I learned to force myself to deal with people I used to judge. Over time it got easier to to deal with. My problem was judging others. I am better after a few lessons in life...

I am going to get some rest now, but look forward to continue this again.
User avatar #52 to #51 - guywithguitar (09/22/2012) [-]
As do I, new friend, have a nice night.
User avatar #53 to #52 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You as well. ^_^
User avatar #13 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
So... when are you going to make more of those "Crazy mom comics"?
Or did something happen and you can't exactly make any right now?
User avatar #14 to #13 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
I went away for college, but have a few I am going to make. Things got a little rough for a while, but I promise some OC soon. :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - DeathOne ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
Thanks for the info and good luck!
User avatar #16 to #15 - exarzero (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey thanks for being the only one asking about it. If I got one fan, then I have work to do.
User avatar #9 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
feelin better man?
User avatar #10 to #9 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
Much! Thanks mate :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - sonicserver (09/05/2012) [-]
actually just checked to see if i could thumb that
User avatar #12 to #11 - exarzero (09/05/2012) [-]
lol awesome
User avatar #7 - sonicserver (08/19/2012) [-]
i wish i had more than one thumb to give to these stories
User avatar #8 to #7 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Many thanks for that! Hoping I come back and there is not a sea of red thumbs around xD

last comment of the week to goes to this reply. Thank mate.
#3 - zightgeist (08/19/2012) [-]
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
woooooooooo best friends..... damn
User avatar #4 to #3 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
XD Damn awkwardness! Should just waved.
User avatar #6 to #5 - exarzero (08/19/2012) [-]
Zang!
User avatar #1 - barelyfunny (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Thanks for accepting.
User avatar #2 to #1 - exarzero (08/16/2012) [-]
Sure thing mate. Always room for more in this little list. :D
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